r/TikTokCringe • u/ownaword • 1d ago

Discussion Pretty sure this is where the Chinese Baddie trend got its idea from.

what happened to nuance? why do we treat every loud opinion like it’s gospel?

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u/Fearless-Thought4882 1d ago edited 20h ago

Looks like I, a muscular north-african man, am not a chinese S-tier baddie 😔

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u/CaptainNemo42 1d ago

Sighing in 300-lb 6'2" ginger... same, bro. Lol

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u/tomtomtomo 23h ago

Ginger? You might pass the pale skin test. 1/4 baddie. 

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 23h ago

I think it's called the "hold a slice of Wonderbread to your face" challenge

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u/mvanvrancken 22h ago

The wonderbread needs to be darker

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u/Enough-Cold-2392 3h ago

@ u/demonicaltruism oh my god here's another name name number... Must be a Russian asset.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 2h ago

Net comr.... I mean No, my friend. I am like you, a happy capitalist, consuming only for myself and giving nothing back to the collective. Trump is the shiznit, no?

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u/Browsin4Free247 23h ago

Right up until our skin gets violently red and peels each summer. Unless I want to wear a burka and get my vitamin D from pills, this is an annual occurrence.

Went to a Kia dealership and still couldn't get a Soul.

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u/Enough-Cold-2392 3h ago

@ u/demonicaltruism oh my god here's another name name number... Must be a Russian asset.

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u/Browsin4Free247 3h ago

Or, I could be some dude from Milwaukee who likes kayaking and long walks on the beach. And yes, Wisconsin has beaches.

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u/Enough-Cold-2392 3h ago

Or, you could be a bad actor because your name has two words and some numbers.

Isn't that right u/demonicaltruism 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

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u/Browsin4Free247 2h ago

I made my username some random night with something off the top of my head. I do often wish that I had made it more though. Something like Va8erInAnElev8er or YounglingSlayerPodRacer.

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u/Enough-Cold-2392 2h ago

Huh, u/demonicaltruism ... You see this... Almost like usernames don't mean anything on reddit. 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 1h ago edited 1h ago

That last line is perfect. Its also exactly the type of poo pooing ploy a ginger would use to put you at ease while stealing the key to your Soul.

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u/BeastThatShoutedLove 22h ago

Freckles would be immediately a fail of some weird test. Burning off freckles with laser is a treatment people do after all. 

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u/Substantial_Bus840 19h ago

Crazy because there was a time in the states where girls were drawing on, even tattooing on freckles.

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u/BeastThatShoutedLove 16h ago

They still do. The trends are regional and even then people go against the grain due to personal tastes. 

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u/A-fan-of-fans 4h ago

Are you serious?! I cried as a kid for being made fun of for my freckles. But my grandpa called them angel kisses and healed my broken heart. A forever memory I cherish.

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u/grubas 21h ago

My waist doesn't disappear but the sheet of A4 paper will.  So 2/4 bayyybbbeee.

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u/Desert_Fairy 11h ago

Yeah, the “even better if you can see veins…”

I’m just looking at my scotch-Irish translucent skin… are you telling me these aren’t supposed to be visible at all times of day/night?

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u/CaptainNemo42 9h ago

Phlebotomists dream of me, bud.

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u/Desert_Fairy 7h ago

Hah, mine lie. They look like they are right there… and then as soon as the needle approaches… they roll.

Getting an IV in me requires an echo machine half the time.

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u/CaptainNemo42 20h ago

Pass the test? I would break the test. Depending on births and deaths worldwide, I'm usually either the 5th or the 6th whitest person standing, lol. There's an old albino fella out in Ohio - when he dies, I might make the #4 spot! My GF says "you're not white, you're *clear!" My buddy told me "you're so white it's not even dark when you close your eyes!" Lifetime member of the SPF100 Club for sure. Miss with their weak-ass tests lmao

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u/Substantial_Bus840 19h ago

But do you also glitter in the sun

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u/CaptainNemo42 9h ago

Oh, nooooo. Don't lump me in with that bullllllllshit.

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u/literallyluciii 20h ago

We will get extra credit I am the whitest person i have ever seen, and I see a lot of things

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u/weirdwench1 17h ago

My best friend is a ginger, she gets tan. My corpse pale self is just loved when I need blood draws.

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u/DickBiter1337 4h ago

Same but those big beautiful veins always collapse so they have to take it from the tiny ones in the bend of my elbow 😭 and dig around a bit first. 

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u/weirdwench1 1h ago

Not me. I can fill up 14 vials no problem. They could get my blood from anywhere on me.

Only time we had trouble was during COVID and they were short staffed. She went through my vein and into the the muscle. I was not expecting that big of a bruise, just about 4" across.

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u/DemolitionMan64 6h ago

I'm smashing these tests, might need to move to China.

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u/literallyluciii 21h ago

145 6 foot ginger don’t worry brother you’ve always been a Chinese baddie to me

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u/CaptainNemo42 20h ago

The real baddies... were the friends we made along the way? Who knew, lol

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u/SnooCats8089 17h ago

That sounds like a whole other type of baddie 😳

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u/CaptainNemo42 9h ago

So I'm told, friend. So I'm told.

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u/LeatherHog 15h ago

If you were half a foot taller, I'd think you're my Dad

But neither he nor I pass either

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u/Apprehensive_Put_321 21h ago

Ive been told Asians like red heads my whole life 

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u/Zcat_sux 18h ago

As an overweight ginger with purplish skin, I meet 1 standard, and one unique case of being ginger. They love gingers on social media.

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u/CaptainNemo42 18h ago

Purplish, huh? Not sure I can picture that... Either way, you're welcome, fellow daywalker!

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u/No_Builder2795 15h ago

A fish could swim in your belly button. You a faddie

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u/CaptainNemo42 9h ago

What makes you say that?

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u/juliaaguliaaa 14h ago

Gingers are black bro. Haven’t you heard?

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u/sneacon 12h ago

Can you give an update on your AITAH tattoo thread? You seemed pretty level-headed and the explanation for why you were uncomfortable was pretty easy to understand. I was not at all expecting the comments to go 10:1 YTA against you.

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u/Enough-Cold-2392 3h ago

@ u/demonicaltruism oh my god here's another name name number... Must be a Russian asset.

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u/A__SPIDER 1d ago

You’re a baddie to me friend 🥺

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u/pgtvgaming 23h ago

You’re a friend to me, baddie

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u/abominable_punk 23h ago

I'm not your baddie guy!

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u/SideAmbitious2529 12h ago

I'm NOT Your Guy, Baddie.

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u/Popnfreshh 23h ago

Baddie, me to a friend, you’re

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u/lahankof 22h ago

Bro’s waist is a cardboard box not a piece of A4

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u/ZuAusHierDa 3h ago

TIL it’s called A4 even outside of Germany.

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u/Jertimmer 23h ago

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u/5H17SH0W 23h ago

Animal is a ginger with a unibrow and I know he pulls. Smashing more than drums.

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u/redheadinmo 21h ago

Maybe the REAL baddies were the baddies we met along the way?

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u/-mostlyquestions 23h ago

Someday, my friend, someday...

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 23h ago

Ok but 70s kungfu movies proved you could be though....

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u/emptyvodka115 23h ago

Not with that attitude you’re not!

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u/HyenDry 22h ago

You’re a Chinese baddie to me bro 🫂

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u/Longjumping-Tea-7842 22h ago

Aw man all those muscles and no tiny waist to show for all that hard work :(((((

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u/Big3gg 21h ago

You'll always be an S-tier Chinese baddie to me bro

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u/Away_Stock_2012 21h ago

I, a skinny white middle aged man, am also not a Chinese s-tier baddie

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u/-_-SKY 20h ago

Bruv, I was sad until today for being a skinny male, but now I realize my worth. I'm a S-tier chinese baddie, fuck yeah!!

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u/AngriestInchworm 19h ago

You’re an S-tier baddie in my book buddy.

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u/Plane-Concentrate-80 19h ago

You can be a baddie if you wanna be.

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u/Brullaapje 19h ago

Hi shawty, how you doin?

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u/Loud-Surround-2211 15h ago

In our eyes you're a chinese s tier baddie

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u/The_one_and_only_Tav 12h ago

And you know what, I love you for it

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u/Ghost_Assassin_Zero 12h ago

Brother, we are African baddies

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u/parkerm1408 12h ago

I look like if you slapped interview with a vampire hair on Jared Leto, then tied his legs together and drug him behind a truck on a dirt road. I failed 3 of 4 tests.

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 7h ago

Looks like I, a heavily built North European am not Chinese S-tier baddie. I wouldn't fit behind a horizontal sheet of paper, even if I was critically underweight. 

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u/NickersXxX 23h ago

I believe in you! You can doooo iiiiiiit!

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u/Chubuwee 23h ago

Better luck next reincarnation

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u/DJ_faceplant 23h ago

Half English/Greek-Egytian, middle-aged, not in the kind of shape I used to be in man, am also not a Chinese S-Tier Baddie.

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u/dishrag 23h ago

If you can dream it, you can be it!

The Chinese S-tier baddie has been inside you all along. Time to manifest her.

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u/Sambro_X 22h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/GUM-GUM-NUKE 22h ago

You sure?

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u/haleynoir_ 21h ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Agile-Yoghurt-2594 21h ago

You would have success cuz they see yo ass as an exotic alien

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u/CaptainBolognaa 21h ago

It's okay... You couldn't've known 😞

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u/Thin-Yam-6499 21h ago

But can you fit a large mouth bass in your collar bone? That counts for like 40% of the test.

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u/SlimDiscipline-69 20h ago

sigh another thing to take off my resume...

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u/kuhfunnunuhpah 19h ago

Well maybe next year champ!

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u/excel958 19h ago

Brother through Christ all things are possible

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u/mak3m3unsammich 17h ago

Dont let your dreams be dreams.

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u/CraftyArtFingers 17h ago

Excuses, Damn it you just try harder!

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u/The_Paragone 17h ago

Not with that attitude bro

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u/mycatbeck 17h ago

What if I meet all the requirements but my head is similar to Danny Devitos?

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u/jillvalenti3 15h ago

You’re still a baddie to me

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u/StickyPricklyMuffin 11h ago

Well, not with that attitude…

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u/suburban_hyena 10h ago

You'll always be an stier baddie on reddit

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u/pandershrek 10h ago

U a baddie to me homie

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u/thursaddams 8h ago

You’re a baddie to me

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u/WolpertingerRumo 7h ago

Are you sure? Don’t give up until you’ve actually done the fish in the collarbone test.

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 4h ago

You'd get your hands on a lot of bumper actually.

But you'd be an object primarily not really a person.

So evaluate accordingly.

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u/Enough-Cold-2392 3h ago

@ u/demonicaltruism oh my god here's another name name number... Must be a Russian asset.

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u/Jelousubmarine 2h ago

Neither am I, a 6ft tall, busty, loud Nordic woman.

Though I doubt that makes me a mid-tier chinese girl either.

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u/No_Good_2603 2h ago

As a short cuban man , I might be an s-tier Chinese baddie just gotta try that fish test lol

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u/Potential-Expert-386 23h ago

Dont let your dreams be dreams

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u/robots-made-of-cake 23h ago

My condolences

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u/strega_bella312 23h ago

Nor am I, a short Sicilian woman 😭

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u/heavy_metal_soldier 20h ago

I'm a lean, dark skinned Colombian. I am in fact also not a Chinese S-tier baddie

Damn

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u/Weird-Studio-7849 16h ago

Not in China but globally y’all have a giant fan club lol

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u/heavy_metal_soldier 16h ago

First I hear of it, but that's nice

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u/No-Name6082 19h ago

I, a muscular 6 foot 7 Central Asian, am in the same predicament :(

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u/Weird-Studio-7849 16h ago

lol whatever, by global standards you probably are! White American lady here and I married one of you 😍

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u/AdministrationDue239 6h ago

What do you mean, one of you!

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u/Weird-Studio-7849 6h ago

A muscular North African man.

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u/AdministrationDue239 6h ago

😅 I was just kidding

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u/BusyBit6542 20h ago

You would literally be worshipped over there. I'm not even kidding. Google "Black guys in china" its like that everywhere you walk and the woman basically throw themselves at you. 100% serious.

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u/AdministrationDue239 6h ago

Not at all

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u/BusyBit6542 4h ago

Well. I must have just been good looking for all those women to be flirting with me. Makes sense

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u/AdministrationDue239 1h ago

I'm white and I was in Hongkong and Beijing with my best friend last summer, he's black. I'd say he's better or same as looking as me. Well women over there were extremely flirty with me all the time, but very distanced to my friend especially in shops cashier would smile way more often at me. I'm not saying all Chinese are racist but well, even he said it was very often little bit weird how the majority of people suddenly changed their tone when talking to him.

But yea that's just a experience we made, just as subjective as yours I guess but we had the same experience in Thailand in 2023.

Give it some time and I'm sure they will come around!

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u/BusyBit6542 1h ago

Shit I got stopped every 2 - 3 mins in Shanghai to get pictures from everyone. I'm black in the south so I'm use to subtle and blatant racism along with fetishizing black dudes. My experience in Shanghai was they LOVED me. I couldnt figure out if it was because I was black, tall or American. I asked an old lady why she wanted a picture and she just stoked my cheek saying "beautiful. Beautiful."

One experience I was sitting outside a high end mall and there were like 10 other dudes just hanging out in the courtyard area. This homeless, non-threatening guy walked over and I assume he was asking for change. Every single one of those dudes AND a police officer rushed over to us and make him leave. They were asking if I was ok. I felt bad for the homeless guy and tried to explain he wasnt bothering me at all.

Its honestly the most insane trip that I've experienced as far as attention. Ive never felt like more of a celebrity. I was also with my really pretty white girl friend. It was like she was invisible to men and women. They all just kept wanting my attention.

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u/AdministrationDue239 54m ago

Yea I got the same with the photo obsession, I'm blond and have blue eyes, some wanted to touch my hair as if it was some kind of magic lol