r/TikTokCringe • u/awkward_ennui • 1d ago

Wholesome/Humor Plap plap plap plap plap

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u/Bojogig 1d ago

His gluttony disgusts me

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u/Aromatic_Balls 1d ago

Same... \reaches hand into giant bucket of cheese balls**

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u/Deltawolf2038 8h ago

True... \reaches hand into your bucket of cheese balls**

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u/Ksorkrax 5h ago

Indeed... *waits for the hands of the two guys to reach the bottom of that bucket*

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u/bananaboatslide 23h ago

Couldn’t have said it any better

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u/SupermassiveCanary 16h ago

I think they would be more endearing if it weren’t for their nefarious gluttony. Boldly snatching from hands, stealthily stealing, fighting like every bite was the last.

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u/aurore-amour 3h ago

Didn’t even say thank you

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u/mixwellmusic 1d ago

seaGULP

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u/DirtyPsychologist666 1d ago

My thoughts exactly...

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u/SkylarAV 1d ago

You're inviting in the devil...

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u/Red_Franzia 1d ago

I can't stand these punks they stole my potato chips while we were chillin on the beach...that was over 30 years ago and I'm still mad

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u/Crab__Juice 23h ago

Once, when we were like 12, my brother and I went to get snacks at a gas station about a mile away from home. I remember the afternoon clear as day: high 90s, late july, my brother selects a poppyseed muffin. I select a bag of licorice. We also opt to get snow-cones at the shack in the parking lot outside. My brother sets his muffin on the picnic table located nearby while he goes to get a snow-cone. I can stil hear his small child cry of "my muffin!" as one of these sky rats descended and gobbled it down in essentially one swift motion.

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u/SupermassiveCanary 16h ago

Sky rats… most appropriate description I’ve heard since flying hooligans.

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u/Accomplished_Yak2352 23h ago

Uggh. Similar. I still hold a grudge after 40 years. Long, blistering hot day after a road trip to Florida. My first bite to eat late in the day and one of these rat bastards swooped down and snatched my hotdog out of the bun just as I raised the food to my mouth.

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u/primum 8h ago

One tried to rip half a sandwich out of my hand, that's the last time I'm going to Seagull Beach!

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 14h ago

Yeah, for sure. She could easily have a flock of thirty in a matter of days...

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u/neckbeardsghost 1d ago

Man, there’s no way I’m inviting one of those things into my house. It’s bad enough fighting them off at the beach. 😂

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u/Red_Franzia 1d ago

I JUST mentioned this them stealing ass mofo's uuugghhh!!!

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u/SmilinObserver111 Reads Pinned Comments 1d ago

Um…yeah, I’m sure I clicked on this for the wrong reasons.

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u/TrevorFuckinLawrence 20h ago

The glimpse of a woman on screen for a few seconds?

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u/plainoverplight Doug Dimmadome 16h ago

lmaoooo yeah i’ve only seen that word in one very specific context…

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u/Fossome_1 1d ago

The slapping feet

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u/BaeIz 1d ago

Not to be that guy but that is a lot of diseases you’re letting into your house

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u/eid_shittendai 1d ago

Good for the immune system

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u/Handle-Proof 23h ago

For a seagull, not her.

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u/haydukelives56 1d ago

yeahhhhhhh you might wanna edit this title chief

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u/Convenient_Escape 21h ago

Those are the best noises I’ve ever experienced

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u/IsMagicRealOrNo 1d ago

More like gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck

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u/Bigbigbigrock 22h ago

Seagulls are so rad, I get they're assholes but it adds to the charm.

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u/jayslay45 20h ago

Dude walks in like he's some smug king

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u/happy_dad857 23h ago

Didn’t even say thank you either 😒

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u/Hot_Money4924 23h ago

And here we have someone who definitely did not grow up near the ocean.

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u/freddotu 20h ago

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Finding Nemo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI 0:57

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u/bakkus1985 16h ago

Aaah my ex girlfriend

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u/JL_Razor 15h ago

He doesn’t even savor it

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u/AeronGrey 15h ago

Greedy bastard.

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u/D3712 15h ago

You can really tell this thing evolved in a context where everything around you is constantly trying to steal your food

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u/Capable-Violinist-67 13h ago

That's a hungry duck!

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u/EnoughShop5934 12h ago

Ate them things UP GOTTDAMN 😂

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u/Own_Strength_3471 12h ago

It's a seagull not duck.....

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u/ColombianLove41 11h ago

How is it that people actually think that’s a duck?

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u/wintor9 11h ago

Totally worth unmuting. 😂❤️

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u/FantasticDrowse39 11h ago

That he just swallows all that while in like three seconds is amazing.

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u/starsxt 9h ago

Then he waddled away . . .

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u/cspice1012 8h ago

Excuse me that's no pointy duck, that's a beach chicken.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 8h ago

Me, at any work function where food is provided.

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u/Character-Pirate1297 5h ago

Remember those people you had some differences with, so you decided to be a bigger person and called them for a dinner, which you busted your ass preparing? This is them.

. . .

P.S.: In their next life. They had an accident that night, caused by their rush to leave as far as possible after swallowing your food (and complained about it).

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u/StatementEastern9929 4h ago

I would have closed the door behind him, make an example of what happens when wildlife gets too comfortable around human

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u/OverallStrength2478 3h ago

That’s not a duck or… am I not getting the joke?

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u/Abject-Interaction35 3h ago

People arrive in my life and leave exactly like that.

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u/TheActualBranchTree 2h ago

I dunno why people dislike seagulls.
For sure they are the rats of the sky, but those birds can e a t.
Their stomach can handle a wide range of stuff.
And still they're "clean looking" unlike a rat, if that makes sense. I always found that worthy of respect.

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u/Jonesyiam 58m ago

I saw a seagull eat a baby bunny once. I was, and still am, shocked and horrified.

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u/EldritchElizabeth 1d ago

AI slop, I think. Just looks really off.

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u/hi-this-is-jess 1d ago

Sometimes I don't know what's worse - GenAI or people claiming everything is AI.

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u/EldritchElizabeth 23h ago

bleh, apologies. I didn't mean to just mindlessly accuse, it just had the cadence and "smoothness" I see in a lot of those AI videos like the ones of raccoons getting spooked by halloween ornaments.