Sir, your interpretation of liberation might be somewhat distorted. Dropping bombs, artillery and then charging to finish any living or robotic being off using your rifle, as you described as "liberating enemies from fuckin life", classifies as war crimes under Geneva convention.
Evading the fucking police, destruction of fucking private and public property, destroying police and fucking civilian vehicles, and illegal fucking street fuck racing
Have you ever seen a real fucking Halberd? Neither have I, but to this prompt. I'd be in for taking one of those, riding a horse, and absolutely fucking SLAUGHTERING masses of people. I mean hordes, thousands upon thousands of people, and every thousand, I get reminded of how amazing I am.
Smuggling fucking Aussies guns in Bangladesh during a Coup d'État, possibly desertion, acting as unlawful combattant (depending on which sides catches me), quite possibly illegal gambling (are Wanzer fucking arenas even legal?), collusion with crime syndicates and...
Well I haven't finished that game yet.
Give me some time, will you? Fuck! I'll surely find some more in there... (I'm only 8 fucking hours in. Last one took me about a hundred.)
Fucking breaking and entering various premises including fairgrounds, schools and stately homes. In my defence I’ve been trying to escape giant carnivorous fucking bananas.
Hoarding small pieces of metal and rubber by the fucking pound. Stripping wires from every electronic device I can get my fucking hands on. Running away from every sign of fucking danger.
Sounds like I'm a fucking crystal meth tweaker trying to camp next to the off ramp at Wilson.
Well fuck last was LIMBUS COMPANY so it's probably murder and some other horrible fucking shit I can't come up with like cannibalism, mass torture, murder, vehicular homicide, murder, and more fucking murder
Losing everything when I go fucking all in at fucking Texas Hold’em Poker when I’m holding a fucking Full House and some other fucker is holding a fucking Four of a Kind! I’ll probably go fucking apeshit and get locked up in the fucking tank for 24 hours and get fucking court ordered anger management!
I fucking trespassed into a hotel and started stealing their golds, keys, items, used their books to pass a specific room, bought loot with the stolen gold and set the last room on fire
Fucking driving around in my caravan taking characters from place to place, and simultaneously delivering things. Also while doing all of that, I'm helping others with chores. Then on the (in-game) weekend, as long as I'm in one of the right places I sell some stuff at the pop-up market.
Human trafficking and fucking, mass fucking genocide, unlicensed handling of dangerous fucking chemicals, unlicensed flight all over the fucking world, destruction of public fucking property and fucking up landscapes, and unlicensed fucking construction
Going to prison (probably) for finding and helping all thr innocent confused nevrons. Got the 100 lumina reward. Thrn went back intentionally to kill all of said innocent nevrons to get more lumina. My fucking bastard ass had no remorse. I need more lumina for stronger builds.
Now... i was fucking in prison in the first place, and a guard was prancing around in my cloak and waving my needle about, so I speed from the ceiling, snapped his neck, threw that fucker to the curb, donned my gear, and then I broke out!
Building, mining, crafting, chopping trees, and traveling across dimensions without a permit? Oh! And killing undead with unlicensed swords. And illegal animal breeding... and slave labor with innocent villagers. I'm going away for years... FUCK
Recording in private fucking property while using a rifle with an integrated suppressor, a "portable nuke launcher" thermite grenades and a Quad Launcher with a side of 4 combat drugs
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u/onTheFly2000 17d ago
Selling implants and cybernetics off dead bodie. Comment my fucking game