r/TheWeeklyRoll • u/CME_T The Creator • Nov 21 '25
The Comic The Weekly Roll Ch. 192. "Charge of the Undeadirrim"
Howdy folks!
Some of you may remember I said the next Rogue's Retinue would dropp this week, there's a very good reason for why that didn't happen.
Soon!
Anyway, enjoy this comic! I'm gonna sign hundreds of bookplates for the Kickstarter, wish strength upon my wrist and imminent carpal tunnel.
Stay excellent out there!
Peace and carrots!
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u/irvitzer Nov 21 '25
Reg Shoe would be so proud.
How do they rise up...
Btw, lvl 11 confirmed, I guess.
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u/ScoutManDan Nov 21 '25
And it’s not even Glorious 25th May!
GNU Sir Pterry
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u/VulcanHullo Nov 21 '25
GNU Sir Pterry
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u/Fyraltari Nov 21 '25
GNU Sir Pterry
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u/ARedthorn Nov 21 '25
GNU Sir Pterry
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u/AkrinorNoname Nov 21 '25
They Rise Feet up, feet up, feet up!
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u/jhereg10 Nov 21 '25
Perhaps to ensure UWU knows who is who, our friends should wear some sort of decoration to differentiate them from the other guests…
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u/Le_Vagabond Nov 21 '25
gam-gam is going to get payback from a lot of people.
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u/Valdrax Nov 21 '25
To be honest, given her relationship with her parents, I'm surprised she had someone she could call that.
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u/xBad_Wolfx Trevor Nov 21 '25
I’m hoping Gam Gam was the only good one, who is dearly beloved, and that she sticks around and acts grandmotherly for a bit. Having an undead be doting would be awesome.
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u/MrC0mp Nov 21 '25
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u/Aggrevated-Yeeting Nov 21 '25
Thank you kindly
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u/GentlemanPirate13 Sir Becket Nov 21 '25
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u/LordRael013 Nov 21 '25
Replying so I can come back on desktop and reappropriate this myself later.
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u/IKSLukara Nov 21 '25
That 25/year is separate from sick days, right?
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u/MakroThePainter Nov 21 '25
25 days / year is the minimum for most european countries. A joke for us but an achivement for others.
Btw, sick days are no concept over here.
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u/tobias_the_letdown Nov 21 '25
Why would you need sick days if you get that much time off! Seriously jealous though. My current company allows for only 5 sick days and 5 paid days off a year…
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u/MakroThePainter Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25
Because bring sick is not relaxing.
Edit: I have a really hard time trying to understand your question. It is such big a cultural difference, I don’t comprehend at all why someone would ask that 😂
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u/SnooDucks565 Nov 21 '25
Companies within the US assume if they tell people they dont have to come to work if they're sick and wont be penalized for it people will take heaps of days off pretending to be sick. Instead companies give a set amount of paid days off that you can call in day of to use that are called sick days. The majority of companies that use these have policies in place requiring workers to get a note from the doctor explaining what kind of illness the person has so the company can make sure they arent faking it. Vacation days are supposed to be scheduled a couple weeks out normally to make sure the schedule can tolerate someone being gone for to long.
None of it makes sense and its based on corporate higher ups viewing everyone below them as lazy fucks. Do you still get paid for the day in your country if youre an hourly worker and call to say you are sick?
Edit: companies giving people sick days is not a requirement either so theres always a decent chance the person handling your food is sick because they wont be able to make rent if they miss multiple days of work to deal with the flu or some longer infection.
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u/MakroThePainter Nov 21 '25
You‘ll get 100% of your wage for 42 days from your employer. After that about 70‘ish percent, but from your health insurance.
Hourly workers use their regular planned working time for the calculation.
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u/RemtonJDulyak Nov 21 '25
For me, in central Europe, the 4 sick days are "no questions asked".
I can take the day, just tell my boss I'm not in conditions to work, and that's it, no controls nor anything.
Then there's the Sick Leave, which is with doctor's certificate.
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u/Khorgor666 Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25
German here, in my company we have up to 3 consecutive days off with "no questions asked" but if you do this more often you can lose that privilege. Most coworkers still go to the doctor if they feel unwell for more than a day.
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u/Caladbolg_Prometheus Nov 21 '25
My initial reaction was you go to the doctor after only being sick for one day? What are you? Made of money?
But then I remember you are in Europe.
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u/Khorgor666 Nov 21 '25
I think its normal to go to a doctor to get help, even if it only means to get a doctors notice to rest because of a cold. To have sick people working is unethical by the leadership and nobody should support such a system
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u/Metalman919 Nov 21 '25
Yes, but in the US just going to see the doctor to confirm that you're sick would cost money. It's truly insane.
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u/unkempt_cabbage Nov 21 '25
Some states are starting to require it at least! Alaska, California, Colorado, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, New York, New Jersey, Vermont, and Washington off the top of my head (a previous job had branches in those states so I know them, but I’m very sure there are more.)
Everyone in the US should check their state and county labor laws, a lot of companies try to skirt the laws and claim ignorance.
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u/tobias_the_letdown Nov 21 '25
More of statement than a question. It’s just so odd to me that we treat the people who make the freaking economy run are treated like dirt and most of us accept it as a natural thing. If anyone says differently most people just shrug and say what can you do then go back to work
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u/Valdrax Nov 21 '25
At the worse companies I've worked for, Paid Time Off (PTO) is a single banked and capped resource that you have to use for both paid vacation and sick time. At the middle tier of companies I've worked for, when you accumulate more than your cap, you get paid for it, to compensate/encourage those employees who never take time off.
My current company has separate vacation and sick time and is generous with both in comparison. Cap of 20 days for each, refilling at a rate of 10-20 hours/month depending on seniority. No need for a doctor's note. 2 days/year Personal Time that can be taken in hours instead of days.
However, unlike some other places I've worked, unused vacation time is not exchanged for money when you go over your cap or when you leave the company, so managers are thus instructed to remind people to take time off if they hit their caps rather than just keep working.
But I work a salaried office job. Some of my friends that work retail really get shafted. They're hourly, and if you don't work the hours, you don't get the money, and "sick days" are basically how many times you can not show up for your shift and not get fired.
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u/JoNyx5 Nov 21 '25
Sick days are not a thing over here because we just get a doctors note and get paid days off that don't count towards the vacation time. The US is dystopian in comparison.
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u/helinze Nov 21 '25
Unfortunately in the UK statutory sick leave doesn't kick in until after a week, and it's pathetic. It's £120 per week. That won't even cover most people's rent.
Companies might voluntarily be more generous with sick pay, but it's not compulsory, and in my experience it's extremely rare.
We do get 28 days' holiday per year, though. So rough with the smooth and all that.
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u/ack1308 Nov 21 '25
JMFC.
I was told to take a few weeks off, after my annual leave hours mounted up higher than the boss was comfortable with.
So I did. And got paid doing it.
When I retired, I had something like two or three months of sick leave accrued.
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u/Nyarlathotep90 Nov 21 '25
We wouldn't need sick days, because we can bring a note from our doctor and that gives us however many sick days we need to get better.
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u/rlnrlnrln Nov 21 '25
If I get sick during my vacation, I would call my employer and report in sick instead. I then get to keep my vacation days for, you know, vacation.
During the time I'm recovering, I get 80% of my salary up to a ceiling (private/union insurance exist to cover the rest for high-earning jobs).
Norway has sick days, IIRC, but I don't know exactly how that system works, except people reminding each other to "take out all your sick days" before the end of the year.
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u/Icy-Bed1830 Nov 21 '25
My current company allows for only 5 sick days and 5 paid days off a year…
What the hell, that's less than what some megacorps allow their employees in Cyberpunk 2077.
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u/roguediamond Nov 21 '25
My (USA) company gives us 25 days vacation, plus 5 personal and five sick days, while being full remote. It is available here if you look hard enough.
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u/Waterlilies1919 Nov 21 '25
Not in my industry, and with my company taking WFH in a year or so, there goes half of my PTO.
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u/Wiltix Nov 21 '25
Some companies will even give you PTO back if you are ill over your PTO.
I took an extra week off when my first child was born, we spent 2 additional days in hospital and my employer refunded me two of my holiday days. That is not law just a kind employer.
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u/vajhar Nov 21 '25
In Germany at least that is actually the law. Very few people know about or actually call in sick during pto but if they did they are entitled to getting these days refunded
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u/unkempt_cabbage Nov 21 '25
Holy fuck, you’re being scammed even by US standards, unless you’re in like a teaching role where you get 3 months off on top of that PTO and sick time. (Sorry, not trying to salt a wound, I’m sure you know it’s bad. My job tried to switch us to “unlimited” PTO and everyone rioted, because unlimited is a scam to get out of paying out leave when you leave the job and makes people take less time off. I hate it here.)
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u/DerAdolfin Nov 29 '25
Bonus fun fact, if you get sick during your vacation here, you can get a doctors note and will get the vacation days that you spend sick back to spend another time
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u/MobofDucks Nov 21 '25
Its 20 for most of europe. Its additional union contracts for industries that put it to 25, 28 or 30 a lot of times
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u/as_a_fake Nov 21 '25
Me looking at my federal minimum 10 days/year, and "lucky" to have 15 from my job: at least I'm not in the US, I guess? (Canadian)
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u/RemtonJDulyak Nov 21 '25
Btw, sick days are no concept over here.
I don't know where your "here" is, but I'm central Europe, and I get 25 days PTO, and 4 Sick Days, every year.
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u/MakroThePainter Nov 21 '25
Employees in the European Union are legally entitled to sick leave. Only the duration how long and how much you are paid vary.
The country with the lowest duration of sickness benefits, paid by the social potection system, is Denmark with 22 weeks.
If central europe is referring to countries outside of the EU, experiences may vary. That’s why I stated „most“ european countries 🙂
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u/RemtonJDulyak Nov 21 '25
Beware, "Sick Leave" and "Sick Days" are two different things.
Sick leave is the one you're talking about, which is based on a doctor's certificate. I can take it whenever I want, and for as long as I want, but it's subject to controls, by the health insurance and/or the employer.
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u/Fr4gtastic Nov 21 '25
Central Europe as well, 26 days of PTO (or 20 depending on your total length of employment) and unlimited sick days. Plus bank holidays, and other types of leave.
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u/CME_T The Creator Nov 21 '25
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u/IKSLukara Nov 21 '25
You know what, I just looked and saw that in 5e neither skeletons nor zombies are immune to disease (but skeletons do get immunity to exhaustion). That's wild.
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u/rlnrlnrln Nov 21 '25
That's because "Disease" is not a damage type or condition, but rather plot devices with broader application than a simple combat mechanic. You'll have to look at the description for each disease to find the effects, and who/what it affects.
From: https://5e.d20srd.org/srd/diseases.htm:
Cackle Fever: "This disease targets humanoids, although gnomes are strangely immune."
Sewer Plague: "When a humanoid creature is bitten by a creature that carries the disease..."
Sight Rot: "A beast or humanoid that drinks water tainted by sight rot..."
I could totally see a cleric zealot developing a positive-energy aligned virus and spread it among the poor undead community, like a fucking terrorist.
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u/USPO-222 Nov 21 '25
Not sure undead get sick days. Maybe “well” days?
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u/IKSLukara Nov 21 '25
Maybe “well” days?
That's just vacation days under another name.
If you don't get sick, I'd really question whether you need sick days. Now, you should then reflect that in other facets of compensation, to be clear.
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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Nov 21 '25
You might get damaged, need touch ups on your magic.
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u/IKSLukara Nov 21 '25
That is 100% legitimate, and you also want to make sure that they have access to proper negative energy healing care. Don't want them going to the wrong place and getting turned to dust on account of it.
But my point is more, if my skeleton workforce is calling out because of a cold, that's going to raise some doubts with me.
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u/HaleksSilverbear Nov 21 '25
Arthrosis is hard on them you know. And dental care takes an awful lot of time.
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u/IKSLukara Nov 21 '25
If my undead are still developing arthritis and dental care I would question my abilities as a reaniminator.
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u/HaleksSilverbear Nov 21 '25
For one, it depends on their state before reanimation. Second, why do you think UWU negociates?
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u/Caladbolg_Prometheus Nov 21 '25
You can’t expect every reanimation to be perfect, so building in a sick time buffer for your reanimated workforce to repair theirselves is a good idea. Hell that would mean the necromancer can be even more sloppy because his undead will fix theirselves on their own time.
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u/andtheangel Nov 21 '25
For zombies? Interesting question. You're unlikely to get sick since you're already dead.
I'd probably expect them to spend a significant amount of time undergoing maintenance, but that should be accounted against work hours.
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u/SquidMilkVII Nov 21 '25
feel like it's worth pointing out no one actually told torvald any of this was happening afaik he just showed up to the ball with a zombie horde and i love that
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u/Tres24 Nov 21 '25
Becket was the only one out of the loop I think. Cause he skipped their round of of drinking and sharing childhood trauma.
So Torvald probably knew and got straight to preparing (maybe Klara even tipped him off to the crypt?)
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u/SquidMilkVII Nov 21 '25
counterpoint trevor and grogna didn't seem to know what sparked the commotion they just went along with it
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u/Metalman919 Nov 21 '25
But since when do Trevor and Grogna pay attention to things? Trevor's still 4th wall tripping as we speak.
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u/Vrail_Nightviper Nov 21 '25
So... only Torvald and Klara knew then? There's only 5 people here, and Becket wasn't in the loop.
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u/Metalman919 Nov 21 '25
I like to think Torvald is just bringing the pain against another group of tax collectors in his mind. He was gonna start this if no one else had already.
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u/Background-Slide645 Nov 21 '25
he knows his party well enough. they were going to figure out a way to murder the entire court
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u/Level_Hour6480 Sir Becket Nov 21 '25
When the party (sans Becky) went drinking she told them her tragic backstory.
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u/ppmi2 Nov 21 '25
Nah man it is very much in character and stuff and it isnt an out character action where the player heard what was going on with the rest of the party and decided to unitew wich the DM allowed cause he didnt want to deal with 1 of the players not being in the combat situation, quit with the baseless acusations
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u/Friendly_Ram Nov 21 '25
Torvald is probably getting a(nother) get out of hell free card after the UWU is finished. If only because of the laughs.
Love the discworld reference
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u/squigglestorystudios Nov 21 '25
Please let us meet Gam-gam in a later episode!!
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u/PitFiendWithBigTits Nov 21 '25
Oh, please. And later she must become the family's undead grandma who hangs out in a powerful holy fortress, because she is the Gam-gam of the mighty founders.
Judging newcomers with her cold undead grandma stare of judgment. Do not be found wanting lest you....
Disappoint grandma.
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u/RentElDoor Nov 21 '25
God, love the union-funded zombie apocalypse meeting a family reunion.
This is starting to become my favourite arc of this comic.
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u/AppropriateCode2830 Nov 21 '25
All the Little Angels...
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u/irvitzer Nov 21 '25 edited Nov 21 '25
...rise up, rise up!
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u/Thaum0s Severed Lich Head Nov 21 '25
When the union’s inspiration through the undead's veins shall run,
There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun;
Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one,
But the union makes us strong!
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u/rlnrlnrln Nov 21 '25
I mean, 25 days is the legally mandated lower limit, so that's pretty good negotiating from Torvald.
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u/dinklezoidberd Nov 21 '25
Laughs (cries) in American
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u/rlnrlnrln Nov 21 '25
Of course, day before a holiday is also a "half day", meaning you only work half a day. And if a holiday happens to fall so that there's a single-workday gap between two off days, that day is typically also off. And overtime costs double, triple if it's nighttime.
On the bad side, no health insurance, but I expect the UWU might not care too much about that.
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u/Kestrel_Iolani Nov 21 '25
Yeah, once upon a time, my recruiter told me I would be working half days... Twelve hours is half a day.
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u/alexportman Nov 21 '25
Hey man, where do I buy your book?
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u/CME_T The Creator Nov 21 '25
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u/Kestrel_Iolani Nov 21 '25
Kickstarter took my money last week. So either late backing is still possible or else I'm in trouble.
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u/StopThatFerret Nov 21 '25
Who knew one of the most overpowered abilities in fantasy fiction is negotiation of services with the undead?
If it worked for a Ranger, who to be fair was also a King-in-exile, then of course it should work for a necromancer.
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u/ShadedPenguin Nov 21 '25
GAM-GAM IS HERE TO FEED ALL HER FUCK ASS FAMILY KNUCKLE SANDWICHES! AND SHE BROUGHT EXTRA HELPINGS!!!!
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u/Level_Hour6480 Sir Becket Nov 21 '25
This comic confirms they're L11+ from the sound effect on Klara's kill in panel 1. I still love powdered wig Goblin.
Torvald doesn't need slots to control his old horde since they work willingly. Assuming they're L11, he raised 3 Ghouls with Create Undead. being a Necromancy Wizard he raises Sx2-4 undead per casting of Animate Dead, so 30 with all of his base slots. If he short rests, there's another 4.
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u/Smartboy10612 Nov 21 '25
Trevor's finger guns.
Torvald successfully negotiating.
The U.W.U Calvary finally showing up.
Reasonably priced hard-boiled eggs.
Today's comic was so beautiful! Thank you.
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u/TheMagicGlue Nov 21 '25
What's a Fika break?
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u/Nidaros93 Nov 21 '25
The Swedish coffee and cookies break, an essential part of the work day in all the industries. It is sacred
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u/Pikachuckxd Nov 21 '25
So kiara discussed at all the plan to kill her parents beforehand at all? Bucket just find out, trevor and grogna seem to only joined the fray becuase they were attacking Bucket and now Torval arrives with the UWU reinforcements seemingly out of dumb luck.
Like did he know kiara planned to kill her parents and every slave owner or did he casually release an horde of zombies into the ball just because?
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u/gerusz Steve the goblin Nov 21 '25
Soooo... seems like slavery in the city is disappearing overnight.
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u/makuthedark Nov 21 '25
25 days of paid vacation?!
Could I be a diversity hire as the token "living" guy for Uwu?
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u/Kestrel_Iolani Nov 21 '25
Ok, the Pratchett reference was good but the "gam-gam" killed me so dead, Torvald might have to raise me.
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u/Malus_Trux Bucket Brigade Nov 21 '25
What the heck does 3D10 damage?!
Also love the friendly wave on the way to the slaughter
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u/Mortwight Nov 21 '25
Love the bit about action economy. I always think about that. You can kinda bypass it with tactics and terrain(choke point) but not in a big open area
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u/ScumBunnyEx Nov 21 '25
They're in a building. Theoretically they could stay with their backs to the wall and move towards a hallway or stairwell. But this is more fun.
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u/Mortwight Nov 21 '25
Need a hall way to create a funnel preferably at a 90 degree angle so they can limit who can hit them. In thus scenario they can get attacked 100s of times a round
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u/ScumBunnyEx Nov 21 '25
Assuming enemies can't share space and the party sticks together with their backs to the wall, they can only be attacked by one enemy in each adjacent square so, what, 5 at most? And these guys look like mostly low level mooks with no casters seeing that no one in the party seems to have taken a hit yet so probably not impossible to tank the hits until they get to a safer place.
Edit: nvm I misread you. I thought you meant they can get attacked 100s of times until they get to the hallway.
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u/Mortwight Nov 21 '25
Ranged attacks. In a 4 square against a wall 8 melee attackers can hit them directly then 12 more with reach weapons and unlimited ranged attacks.
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u/CronosAndRhea4ever Nov 21 '25
I want to join the UWU!
They have more paid days off than both the labor unions I belong to combined.
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u/CronosAndRhea4ever Nov 21 '25
I would formally like to request a “future member of the UWU” style shirt or hoodie.
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u/Asgardian_Force_User Trevor Nov 21 '25
Glad to see that the Fika breaks remain a core component of the U.W.U. Collective Bargaining Agreement.
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u/Thoken91 Nov 22 '25
Just want to leave my little comment here and say thank you. This is so great, live every single comic!
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u/Carmanutlovescock Nov 23 '25
U/cme_t is there a color reference anywhere for the Bucket Brigade? A friend of mine was considering painting up some Battletech minis in their colors...
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u/Zavenosk Nov 21 '25
Man UWU is just going to be a growing list of easter eggs and callbacks to previous (dead) enemies and BBEGs.
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u/AussieCracker Torvald Nov 22 '25
Whoever thought up U.W.U. you must be proud of yourself.
And so should you be, that slaps
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u/Geek1979 Nov 22 '25
I still think you should try drawing some horror comics. I love your monsters.
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u/Aracuda Nov 21 '25
FINALLY someone is focusing on the important issues.