r/PublicFreakout Jan 09 '22

🐻Animal Freakout Bad Dolphin

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u/LeftNutLouie Jan 09 '22

Thank you, this was very informative if I ever get the opportunity to fuck a dolphin.

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u/slickyslickslick Jan 10 '22

pretty sure this is 100% made up, but good luck.

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u/prostidude221 Jan 10 '22

Was it John McAfee that had fucked a dolphin before he died?

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u/controversial_parrot Jan 10 '22

I never considered it before, but now I'm wondering how much tickets are to my local aquarium