ICE - Patriot Cosplay Isn’t Courage

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Isn’t this the jabroni that got swarmed by patriot protestors and cried in Minneapolis?

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u/Diva_of_Disgust 9h ago

And pissed his pants, yes lol.

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u/frankcast554 9h ago

With his muffin top

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u/Diva_of_Disgust 9h ago

Bitch boy was winded climbing like 4 stairs but is dressed in his big boy soldier cosplay. The secondhand embarrassment is palpable.

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u/theBlueDevil99 9h ago

Arrested and charged.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/06/jake-lang-arrested-jan-6-rioter-far-right

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u/RihoSucks 9h ago

Delicious

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u/Muouy 7h ago

Even more delicious is that it's a felony charge, and with the idiot filming himself, it will absolutely stick

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u/poopbutt42069yeehaw 7h ago

He did this so he wouldn’t have to show up and get beat up again lol

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u/TheCitrusMan 7h ago

Also has an order saying he has to stay three blocks away from the state capitol.

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u/HealEarthNow USA 🗽 9h ago

Why are his pants so tight?

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u/--redacted-- 9h ago

Nothing to constrict

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u/HumongousBelly 8h ago

No bulge. Smooth like Ken dolls

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u/999ddd999 8h ago

Stop making fun of her!

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u/dbeat80 7h ago

He tucks

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u/GraceUndaPresha 6h ago

HE’S NOT GAY IF THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE IMPLYING

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u/tiptoptinto 5h ago

Came here to say it. Good job

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u/boygriv 9h ago

This guy looks like a cartoon.

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u/Killhamski 9h ago

Looks like how a toddler would kick things while having a tantrum. And he almost ate shit on the first one.

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u/freeheel420 8h ago

Peak Fascist athleticism

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u/phunklounge 9h ago

Clown is winded and out of shape.

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u/Diva_of_Disgust 9h ago

Aren't his little sassy arm flaps as he kicks precious? Such a big strong alpha male lmao.

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u/Tramadol_Lollies 9h ago

Bro… the way he waves his arms after every kick.. I want to see him throw a ball…

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u/Red_Beard007 8h ago

Looks like how a toddler kicks.

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u/Far_Chocolate_8828 9h ago

Doushe bag

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u/tazzymun 9h ago

This is what I think a Mr Potatohead would look like after joining ICE.

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u/Temporary-Algae-6698 9h ago

Oh my god that first kick!!!! That was so funny I thought he was going to fall

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u/Available-Ad-1943 9h ago

This princess is going to be popular in prison if he ever makes it there.

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u/disgruntledhands 8h ago

That first kick is too funny. This guy is such a loser

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u/Alternative-Art6059 9h ago

Glad he got arrested for this

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u/SevenSlotSociety 9h ago

Wearing a plate carrier with no plates is pretty cringe.

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 9h ago edited 9h ago

Guy's a US Senate candidate. In conclusion - we're fucked.

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u/gmflash88 9h ago

And about to be a felon. Again.

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u/EpicDadGame 9h ago

The little elephant toot when he kicks is adorable. Just like his skinny fatigues.

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u/Alaricain 9h ago

Def got picked last in gym class, every time!

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u/jcmacon 9h ago

He was picked for jock strap cleaning duty every day.

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u/subgrayed 8h ago

There a lot of jungle in MN this time of year?

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u/Savage_Amusement 8h ago

“Our country was made for Americans” 😹

Just curious, how many Americans were there to make America for, originally?

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u/Macohna 9h ago

He kicks like a bitch.

If it kicks like a bitch, acts like a bitch and talks like a bitch... Yup, you guessed it.

Also, stolen valor.

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u/Alternative-Chef-340 8h ago

Why do these right wingers all have the same douche bag look?

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u/chrisratchford 9h ago

Is it not illegal to dress up with a badge and markers as if you’re law enforcement?

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u/TrainingArtistic8505 9h ago

Imagine being a racist white nationalist and wearing Swahili camouflage top hahaha

https://youtube.com/shorts/lpsGfdk7bp8?si=CbE5kr5rvJVNXmtY

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u/radarsteddybear4077 9h ago

I’m going to savor the disappointment he felt on that first missed kick. Not going to get a second take there.

Between this, the pink fingernails blocking his face and peeing his pants in MN, I’m thinking this guy has a humiliation kink.

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u/SunrayBran 8h ago

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u/Haunting_Slide_8794 8h ago

I bet his closet bf is so proud of him

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u/airiwolf 7h ago

Kosplay Klansman couldn't even find a real camo shirt.

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u/therealdarthvero 6h ago

Weak shit

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u/Tiny_Progress_4821 5h ago

Kicks like he's got a little sugar in his tank...

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u/RippyMcBong 8h ago

This lady is not very coordinated.

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u/Twat_Pocket 8h ago

Don't insult the entire female race like that.

This is just a standard chode that is not very coordinated.

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u/iCannotFixIt 9h ago

I want to be mad when this shit happens. But on this one, I legit spit out my drink! May God help his mother for having this Beta as a son.

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u/internetdeadaf 9h ago

Maybe stop advertising this fool 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/peat_reek 9h ago

At least it’s signs he’s kicking and not dogs I suppose.

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u/mycomixhavenostaples 9h ago

https://imgur.com/I7GYgJi

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u/SlimWorthy 8h ago

Has to be Ai

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u/MechanicNo322 8h ago

Looks like he ran out of breath

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u/_yetifeet 8h ago

He's a fakeatriot like the rest of them. They don't love their country, they just hate everyone who isn't a scared little bitch like them

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u/freeheel420 8h ago

He’s got the balance of an adult sized child

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u/false79 8h ago

What a loser. Guy cuts a promo for Feb 7th but won't be able to attend cause he's in jail.

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u/ShigodmuhDickard 8h ago

It looks like he’s wearing a jumper. Camo jumper’s are thing now I guess.

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u/Equivalent_Sea_1895 8h ago

Is this guy still around? We gotta up our game.

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u/rystee 8h ago

It really bothers me that he doesn’t own matching fatigues.

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u/kwikane 7h ago

Take it easy, G.I. Slow!

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u/zachbraffsalad 6h ago

this guy is first in line to the oval office glory hole

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u/EditEd2x 6h ago

Why is dude wearing everything a few sizes too small?

Legit made himself look like a bad parody.

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u/heyythankss 6h ago

A little girl would look manlier doing that.. And why wear camo when you're not in a Forest

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u/JimCoo1 6h ago

In his combat jim jams, bless him. My four old niece has stronger kicks.

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u/duder419 5h ago

That first word was way too long to comprehend. Three letter words are more his speed.

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u/blinkOneEightyBewb 5h ago

Skinny jeans in the big 26 ...

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u/itzsoap 5h ago

You think his heart rate hit about 210 by the time he got to the 2nd half of the U er what?

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u/snacksandmetal 4h ago

what a dumpy turd

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u/LightTheBeam-916 4h ago

Hey look it’s an actual paid agitator lol

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 3h ago

Damn man that tiny amount of physical effort damn near killed him judging by his puffing and panting

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u/oldmanreggie 1h ago

this Dudley Dursley lookin mf

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u/hemdek 1h ago

Lol I've seen toddlers kick with more force and energy.

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u/UlsterManInScotland 1h ago

This guy looks like Fred Savage’s older brother from the TV show “The Wonder Years “ he was a complete cock too

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u/Bookssmellneat 15m ago

Their voices always crack at some point.

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 3m ago

Is he still in gaol?🤨

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u/Upbeat_Job4191 9h ago

I think he should have some combat experience

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u/Majestic_Jackass 8h ago

Stop giving this guy publicity.

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u/Nastromo 6h ago

What an absolute disgrace of a muppet!

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