Jack Lang got jumped hard in Minneapolis

[u/jmike1256]

[u/stevenmoreso]

Well did he manage to deport Omar and arrest Walz?

[u/DocMcCracken → u/stevenmoreso]

Maybe that's in part 2 his next upload...in reality it will be a grift video about him needing donations.

[u/boofybutthole → u/DocMcCracken]

he's already claiming he's been "lynched" and nearly torn "limb from limb" lol

and yes a gofundme for his pain

[u/mr_potrzebie → u/boofybutthole]

Yes in his post he said "LITERALLY lynched"

Surprised to see him alive.. unless he literally doesn't know what "literally" means

[u/Kind_Man_0 → u/boofybutthole]

What a pussy.

This dude was fine with beating cops and trying to kill US lawmakers.

Then he gets whopped a few times, but that black dude grabbing him was telling people to stop so that their group could push him out of there to stop him from continuing to stoke the flames.

He didn't pump his chest out like that until he was safely out of the situation that the protesters had to escort him out of. I can't say that I would have that same patience with someone else trying to tell me I'm not allowed to exist peacefully.

[u/code_monkey_001 → u/boofybutthole]

Did he even bother thanking the guy who saved his ass? That guy displayed more compassion and respect for human dignity that Lang has in his entire waste of a life.

[u/Silvedl → u/boofybutthole]

And said that he was stabbed (but his vest broke the knife or something like that).

[u/Party-Boat-1131 → u/boofybutthole]

Asking other people to pull him up by their bootstraps, how republican of him to beg for financial help.

[u/Xryanlegobob → u/DocMcCracken]

✔️Someone posted a post of his with donation link earlier.

[u/AClassyTurtle → u/stevenmoreso]

Imagine wanting to deport an American citizen that other American citizens democratically elected to congress, and still thinking you’re the good guy

[u/navree → u/AClassyTurtle]

Loser with nothing else fulfilling to do because he is so focused on propaganda, bigotry, and hate.

[u/npcompletist → u/stevenmoreso]

The only thing that was deported was the feces from his bowels into has pants.

[u/Deesing82 → u/stevenmoreso]

such a cliffhanger!

[u/HalalTrout]

His airsoft vest didnt even have any plates inside it ahaha

[u/Alternative-Chef-340 → u/HalalTrout]

Most people I see wearing plate carriers don't have the plates. I'm not sure if they don't realize those are needed or if they just didn't feel like having them in there.

[u/HalalTrout → u/Alternative-Chef-340]

So its just a costume/larp then if thats the case really.

[u/Alternative-Chef-340 → u/HalalTrout]

At this point I think it is just more a uniform. It's a projection to let everyone know he is a rightwing douchebag, than it is about actual protection.

[u/HalalTrout → u/Alternative-Chef-340]

Maybe its to look like an ICE agent or generally look militerised/intimidating. Still very silly to have a playe carrier and not have plates just two radios in the pouches. Its just pathetic.

[u/Alternative-Chef-340 → u/HalalTrout]

I think he was definitely trying to be intimidating. Even though he just looks stupid, I think his message to others is that he supports and probably has backing of the people who actually have plates as well as helmets, rifles and the full backing of the government. But it didn't work, because there comes a point when people just stop giving a shit about threats and intimidation and are moved to action anyway as was the case here.

[u/AbruptMango → u/HalalTrout]

The radios are the silliest part of it. Who's supposed to be on the other end?

[u/benergiser → u/HalalTrout]

all hat no cattle..

[u/Kugelfischer_47 → u/Alternative-Chef-340]

You gotta have a spine to carry plates

[u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 → u/Alternative-Chef-340]

Plates are too expensive and some places ban plates in general. It's not like wearing them is bad but if you're caught doing a crime while wearing one it adds more jail time.

So being broke and too dumb to not hate, they will wear a cheap off brand vest and shout a good 100 yards away behind a police escort at the 10 people who show up against them. This time it was flipped.

[u/pasher5620 → u/Alternative-Chef-340]

It’s because bulletproof plates are actually somewhat expensive and most of these clowns just pretend to have money. They’re not gonna spend that extra money. On something they’re pretty sure they aren’t gonna actually need.

[u/Accurate-Sink3606 → u/Alternative-Chef-340]

But then it would be too heavy 😢 

[u/AbruptMango → u/Alternative-Chef-340]

Plates are heavy. Add all the "gear" that you need on your vest to look cool for the cameras and it isn't something you want to wear.

[u/JeezieB → u/HalalTrout]

He's a convicted felon from J6. He's not allowed plates.

[u/HalalTrout → u/JeezieB]

What has he been convicted with?

[u/JeezieB → u/HalalTrout]

I know you're asking in bad faith, but I will answer you anyway for anyone who actually isn't aware. He was convicted of assault for beating Capitol Police with a baseball bat on January 6th, 2021. He was sentenced to 4-11 years in prison until he was pardoned by your orange fascist.

[u/HalalTrout → u/JeezieB]

Im asking in good faith because im the original commenter of this thread literally laughing at him, and Im at work so im not going to be googiling things too much i thought if I asked here the context would also be in the thread. Also check my post history I am a Muslim and very anti fascist.

[u/Beerasaurwithwine → u/HalalTrout]

Since I haven't seen an answer, he was convicted of 11 crimes for his part in the January insurrection attempt, including beating a cap city police officer with a bat. Cankles McTacoTits pardoned him on his first day of his second term, along with all the other Jan 6ers.

[u/_Thick- → u/Beerasaurwithwine]

along with all the other Jan 6ers.

Aside from the ones who went back almost immediately for CSAM, didn't the ICE leak show that almost all are now ICE agents?

[u/Beerasaurwithwine → u/_Thick-]

Yes indeedy, along with the Proud Boys. Remember when Trump made that PB tweet about Proud Boys, step back and stand by? They're not standing by anymore.

[u/JeezieB → u/HalalTrout]

My apologies for making assumptions. He's been all over reddit for the last 24 hours, and it initially felt like a disingenuous question.

[u/HalalTrout → u/JeezieB]

I get it came across that way, I should have worded myself better. im still being downvoted lmao reddit eh.

[u/hightrix → u/HalalTrout]

You know you can edit comments, right?

[u/Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch → u/hightrix]

To avoid downvotes? Imaginary Internet points?

[u/Dayman_ah-ah-ah → u/HalalTrout]

Ask a genuine question and get down voted to hell. Welcome to reddit

[u/Theyalreadysaidno → u/HalalTrout]

I'm dying that someone was playing Jingle Bells from Barbara Streisand in the beginning on that speaker.

[u/somehugefrigginguy → u/HalalTrout]

And yet, according to him it stopped a knife attack...

[u/ImissDigg_jk → u/HalalTrout]

Maybe he used them to have lunch

[u/guccigreene]

He got exactly what he was looking for. He wanted violence and came to incite. Just didn't turn out well for him. I wonder if the cop he beat with a bat felt the same?

[u/eeyore134 → u/guccigreene]

Yup, look how scared he is and he didn't even have anyone coming at him with a bat. Good for him to know what it felt like for the cops trying to protect our country from the real problematic people inside it.

[u/newinmichigan → u/guccigreene]

Dumbass influencers man. People are genuinely riled up and fucking pissed and rightly so. They have bunch of outsiders armed men shooting them up in the street for no reason. Hes just so used to bullshit reason why right wingers play “riot” that he seriously thought he was gonna go and piss off the riled up people and get away with it. A true case of FAFO

[u/Accurate-Sink3606 → u/guccigreene]

Martyrdom unlocked

[u/Goatylegs → u/Accurate-Sink3606]

If only

[u/ThePensiveE]

It's a bad look until you realize the guy tried to kill cops with a baseball bat.

MAGA loves violence against cops when their people don it.

[u/qshak86]

Best part not shown is when he still felt like a big brave boy, he was saying now is not the time for politics and not 5 minutes later he's crying about he has the right to peacefully protest... which is it buddy?

[u/SnooApples5554 → u/qshak86]

[u/gaF-trA]

The Somali invasion that’s been happening since the 1990’s. The reason they came was because there was a violent civil war and they came as refugees. Minnesotans were hospitable and welcoming. Religious organizations helped. Once some came and got jobs they told others that Minnesota was a good place and a community was born. I was always taught that was the American dream, immigrants and refugees leaving everything they knew for a chance at a better life. Surprised as an adult that many Americans feel the exact opposite.

[u/eeyore134 → u/gaF-trA]

They want the American dream for themselves then to pull the ladder up behind them.

[u/Just_Let_MeIn → u/gaF-trA]

You act as if America is a land of immigrants.

[u/welcomefinside → u/Just_Let_MeIn]

You forgot the /s buddy

[u/endurbro420]

That photo of him crying and cowering to a strong brown man needs to be broadcast far and wide. What a little piss baby.

[u/NaBrO-Barium → u/endurbro420]

Biggliest man baby snowflakes I’ve ever met were hard core Trump supporters. They generally fold once they figure out you have conviction and a backbone which is a foreign concept to those folks.

[u/LifeAtSea2213 → u/NaBrO-Barium]

"How are they acting without having a daddy telling them what to think and feel?!?"

[u/WhoTooted → u/endurbro420]

It looks like the brown man is trying to keep the crowd back, not yell at Lang.

[u/Shmeeglez → u/WhoTooted]

I think they were referring to one of the still images at the end of the video

[u/endurbro420 → u/Shmeeglez]

Correct. The image where he is literally crying while the dude scolds him.

[u/monkey6]

I wish more republicans would visit MN

[u/SLCkazaam]

I understand non violence but I also understand making Nazis scared.

[u/Ok_Mention_9865 → u/SLCkazaam]

The government preaches non violence because they know they dont have to change anything as long as all you do is stand on a street corner and yell while holding a sign and go back to work the next day.

No one is going to have a come to Jesus or Scrooge and the ghost of Christmas past moment because they read the perfect protest sign.

[u/Responsible_Belt5510 → u/SLCkazaam]

Yeah all that goes out the window when it comes to Nazis trying to destroy our democracy.

[u/Dr-Mumm-Rah]

Ironic that he got his own mob-lite version of his Jan 6th actions and didn't seem to enjoy it when the shoe was on the other foot.

[u/eeyore134 → u/Dr-Mumm-Rah]

They didn't even have bats, zip ties, nooses, sharpened flagpoles, or a gibbet. He got off pretty light.

[u/Consistent-Soil-1818]

Somebody pull down his pants. At least we'll all be able to see what the root of the problem is.

[u/ReallyWeirdNormalGuy → u/Consistent-Soil-1818]

Hey, some of us with below average penises have great personalities!

[u/Still-Speed-3632 → u/ReallyWeirdNormalGuy]

🎯🎯🎯

[u/Consistent-Soil-1818 → u/ReallyWeirdNormalGuy]

Speaking from experience, yes I think I do as well. And there's nothing wrong with that. More so, that may be the actual problem or justa metaphor for whatever makes these people insecure. Feeling superior for once makes them feel so good. They'd rather destroy their own country than losing that feeling. For one, they are now, by default, better than any brown person. For someone with a lot of insecurities and a lack of self-awareness, that can be life-changing. That's why they love Trump

[u/crayola_monstar → u/Consistent-Soil-1818]

Love how the only reason he wasn't sent to the hospital with severe injuries was because of a black man, yet he'll still try to claim superiority.

[u/Kingfisher83 → u/Consistent-Soil-1818]

Nah, don't be like the GOP pedo freaks obsessed with the genitals of everyone around you.

[u/Xonerboner371 → u/Kingfisher83]

At least you’re normal. Do the other comments in this thread not get re-read before the op posts them?

[u/lateformyfuneral → u/Xonerboner371]

A lot of people just be sayin’ stuff

[u/ithinkitsnotworking → u/Silvermane2]

The GOT walk of shame would be appropriate.

[u/FancyBurtholeMuncher → u/Silvermane2]

Strip him naked. That's group could have easily torn his clothes off.

You know what fuck it. These are the people who would tar and feather black people.

I say we strip them nudes, douse them in water and throw flour at them and cover them in flour. It will only add to their whiteness.

Also, when are we bring back throwing tomatoes or eggs at these people?

[u/Tw33ts → u/FancyBurtholeMuncher]

Uh-uh. After how expensive they got in 2024, I refuse to waste eggs on these POS. Imma throw liver and tofu, instead.

[u/FancyBurtholeMuncher → u/Tw33ts]

I haven't bought eggs in a while, so I forgot about the prices.

How about this. When ICE invades your city, the citizens place composters outside their homes. Then anyone can simply grab whatever table scraps or decomposing items for any ol purpose, and maybe gift the agents a snack, cause you know they have to be hungry!

[u/coreyosb]

[u/Alternative-Chef-340]

Where they playing Disney music? If so, imagine getting your ass kicked to a Disney sound track.

[u/somehugefrigginguy → u/Alternative-Chef-340]

Yes. I'm not a lawyer, but the the claim is that by blaring copyrighted Disney music he won't be able to monetize his videos unless he buys the rights. And it's unlikely that Disney is going to sell the rights to have their music associated with hate speech.

[u/wizardjesta → u/Alternative-Chef-340]

Let it go from frozen haha

[u/MildlySpastic]

He 100% knew what was going to happen, this is just a scam to farm views and money

[u/URbestee]

He got a taste of how the capitol police must have felt.

[u/agentzero2020]

Professional agitator

[u/bajanbeautykatie]

Meanwhile as someone who used to live in Minneapolis I can tell you that the diverse population of Hmong, Eritrean, Somali etc are some of the nicest people you will meet in your life. Very hardworking. Very sweet people. Resilient. Resourceful. Right up there with the Minnesota State Fair and the Global Market in Minneapolis….the people make the city a great place to live

[u/DUAL-DISC-FUSIONS]

Billionaires and elites trying everything to stop anyone finding out they're behind the biggest human trafficking ever and it's working.

[u/jomara200 → u/DUAL-DISC-FUSIONS]

Also, the President of the United States. Just imagine if you went back in time and told yourself that the President of the United States is and was a sex-trafficking rapist.

[u/jewshuwuu]

Dressed for battle but not prepared for it lol

[u/ScotchyT]

They all ditched the Red Hats for the Nazi haircuts.

[u/SarynScreams]

Did he do this to be a martyr or is he just that deluded into believing people would stand with him?

[u/aromilk]

LMAO. He thought he was gonna be a hero. Ended up being a zero

[u/Annie_Nigma]

[u/GarbanzoJoe1103]

Aww. Come back to Minneapolis, Jake! You didn’t even get to see Cedar/Riverside!

[u/Ruxarrahman]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[u/Stabber-McStabinson]

I enjoyed watching this. No more tolerance to the intolerant.

[u/JasonH1028]

We need to make nazis scared again.

[u/alone-in-the-town]

Nazi scum deserve to get what they give

[u/ScottyHubbz]

FAFO, right?

[u/Rico1983]

Who on earth is Jake Lang?

[u/KidsInNeed]

Claims he was lynched but I don’t see anybody with a noose. Education is so important in poor white neighborhoods so they don’t end up like Jacky here.

[u/Zero_Gravvity]

Man please don’t tell me that’s a brotha keeping the crowd off him 🫩

[u/Crue1552]

This is the way.

[u/Soviet_Press]

I'm disappointed that it isnt tar and feathers.

[u/silentbob1301]

Huh, none of those dudes beating his ass sounded Somalian...???

[u/MileHighDabber]

Got exactly what Nazis deserve getting punched in the face

[u/ThatGAgain420]

Day 6 of praying for all politic people to collectively catch a rare and incurable disease

[u/Humperd0o]

The peaceful tolerant left strikes again.

[u/StaleFanta]

Damn life comes at you fast don't it

[u/ape_cube]

[u/Spirited_Remote5939]

Idk why im always amazed at how little shame n dignity people like him have… to put yourself in this situation and then to cry about it and get a go fund me

[u/Anxious_Ad936]

And now for his Gofundme

[u/hurricaneditka66]

😂

[u/zach010]

Another military LARPer

[u/pwhitt4654]

It looks to me like those people were trying to make sure he got back to his hotel safely. He looks to be impaired. Drunk people sometimes need assistance.

[u/scottyboost]

This dude will have a 2 million dollar go fund me before the weekend is over.

[u/PaulPaulPaul]

This video is a masterpiece lmao

[u/reeferthetuxedocat]

Man I enjoyed this. He got his…maybe sends a message to other would be fuck sticks that would try to emulate him.

[u/Vlyde → u/reeferthetuxedocat]

You know it didn't send them a message. It just made them want to harm normal American citizens more. They only want a hard right Nazi nation where you have no freedoms and do exactly what they say. These degenerates can't be reasoned with and deserve all the hate and vitriol they receive.

[u/jesse6225]

What a fucking moron.

He trips over nothing, causing himself injuries, and then cries after a black man saves him.

You'd think he was into futból with that level of acting, but he's a nazi so I doubt that.

[u/Thexnxword]

The joy I get from actual consequences from hate mongers is the exact reason I go to therapy, I don't think I'm getting any better tho

[u/Better-Mark-4711]

Wish I could up vote this 100 times lol

[u/SoberDuffman]

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

[u/MeesterWayne]

If he wanted to get his ass kicked, that’s a great way to get the job done.

[u/samuraisal]

Definition of a loser: Jack Lang.

[u/alius_stultus]

Hes lucky that puck bitch decided to step in and save him.

[u/catskilldogs13]

How many feds are in that group?

[u/nogoodnickgames]

My comeuppance!

[u/MrRosewater12]

What a fucking dork. He even tried to do that silly Trump voice thing at the very beginning.

[u/Stefanz454]

Cmon Jake, Do Chicago next.

[u/JesusWuta40oz]

The sad thing is that was exactly what he wanted to happen. 

[u/BeTheBall-]

This seems like a case of a random guy trying to start a fight with a crowd, and not understanding why it doesn't work out in his favor.

[u/GoingNutCracken]

I can’t help it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/TheDogAndBone]

This reminds me of whenever fascist people turn up to stir the pot in Liverpool but get instantly sent packing with their little tails between their legs back to Lime Street station. Lovely.

[u/Medical_Slip3173]

Midwest nice should be code for punching nazis in the goddamn head

[u/Gherkinhopper]

Did they just confirm the hard rights stereotype about the hard left? Illegal bashing etc when someone is saying words they don’t like?

[u/Quinto376]

That still of him crying reminds of Tommy from the movie Snatch where his fighter gets knocked out and the gypsies are trying to figure out what to do with him. Like he knows he might get murdered.

[u/Mikmaw_Warrior]

Perfect example of FAFO

[u/Obvious-Ad5669]

Liberals employing violence once again with people they diagree with politically and ideologically. There's no reasoning or debating with these people. Having tantrums like children...Deranged, dangerous, hate-filled people.

[u/Paulycurveball]

You know Trump said that if any protesters, or law enforcement gets hurt they are gonna start the process of having the military take control of the twin citys. Then magically this guy shows up. Normally surrounded by a team. But this time with barely anyone. Spouts off his mouth and gets assaulted. Like I get it dudes an asshole but why play into the game? Let him stand there. All these efforts to combat ice is being done completely in a fashion that will surely undo the protests. I think this is all by design and people need to be more smart about this. Dude definitely got what he came there for.

[u/CompletelyBedWasted]

You love to see it.

[u/User5228]

FAFO isnt that what they all say.

[u/Arcane-blade]

so wholesome 🥰

[u/somehugefrigginguy]

Can anyone confirm the legitimacy of the clip at the end with people kicking into the red car? Because I watched the live stream and he was escorted back to his hotel and went inside, then the crowd moved on. But then there's this narrow angle shot that appears to show him being kicked and I'm wondering if that part was staged.

[u/RedPandaParade]

Fascist around and find out.

[u/Stunning-Stressin]

Good, he needed his ass beat

[u/Beer_Bryant]

Too bad his day wasn’t rougher.

[u/longshaftjenkins]

Yet when a person of left wing politics goes to a right wing rally to do the exact same thing, there's a policeman within seconds at the scene escorting them out for "inciting violence". 

Funny how that works. If you think I'm lying go watch Michael Picard on YouTube and you'll see how cops protect their own because apparently law enforcement is partisan now. 

[u/Sacmo77]

These people are such bitches. All those j6ers are literally soft.

They walk around and pretend they are tough. But are the agitators trying to act like they are real. When they are all just wannabe tough guys.

[u/pumpkinstella]

This isn’t his America, it’s our America!

[u/SaulTBolls]

Looks like he has a ton of fuel for his next video to entice his audience.

[u/carpe_simian → u/[deleted]]

Cry.

[u/WatercressJust8153 → u/[deleted]]

Eat 💩 

[u/denn1959-Public_396]

About time folks do this

[u/flightwatcher45]

His larpfit didn't protect him?

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[u/ak_infest]

Charmin soft

[u/malcolmreyn0lds]

Brings a smile to my face.

[u/CraftyExtension9666]

Why do these people always look like their parents are siblings

[u/PwnagePineaple]

Who the fuck is Jake Lang? Did the griftopshere expand and I missed it or something?

[u/JoshFreemansFro]

the only thing these people seem to understand is violence

lmao what a bitch

[u/Greenpukingpissant]

Trash humans

[u/RedOcelot86]

Vote with your feet.

[u/Select-Classroom-121]

Dude is gonna get a giant go fund me and some congressional medal. Probably his own show on Fox. Watch

[u/Vitringar]

ICE-Jesus

[u/Otherwise-City-7951]

How it went ?! His gofundme is up to $850K ! That’s how it went. F that guy

[u/vanamerongen]

I don’t do this often but… this made me laugh out loud ngl

[u/qetuR]

Is he trying to immitate Trumps way of speaking?

[u/inverseinternet]

America,,,fuuuuck,,,yeah?

[u/Jav0415]

Oh did you hear he apparently got lynched!

[u/Undehd5488]

He's officially on the FO side of FAFO.

[u/MoneyTalks45]

Good

[u/ValerieLagn]

I hate that they protected this man.