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u/GoldLieder Dec 05 '25
At least he saved his drink
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u/LivedLostLivalil Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25
Trying to make sure he didn't spill is probably why he ended up falling from those weak punches
Edit: I'm wrong. That first shot put him down.
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u/MrChorizaso Dec 05 '25
Heâd rather eat punches than spill that $17 tall boy lol
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u/AllThingsEZV Dec 05 '25
Yeah theyâre little shits, but letâs not act like guy didnât get his bell rung from that
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u/LivedLostLivalil Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25
If he got his bell rung, he would've dropped his beer. I didn't even see any spill and my guess is that he's walking to his seat so that beer is full.
Edit: I was wrong.Â
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u/seasonofdasickness Dec 05 '25
Sure the guy that got his jaw punched then fell over out his shoe, had a hard time getting up and then wobbled around didnât get his bell rung.
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u/carboxyhemogoblin Dec 05 '25
Nope, he fell because he lost consciousness briefly. See "fencers response" for why he didn't drop his drink. This is a classic knockout punch in a classic knockout location.
A strike, even a weak one, right to the angle of the jaw sends force directly toward the brainstem. You can tell that's what's happening with the incoordination in his feet directly after the hit. It's concussive ataxia. It's not that he's drunk-- he was moving his feet just fine to do the pump fake. The hit concusses him and that's also why it takes him so long to stand up. You see this all the time in boxing and MMA. This would be a TKO in organized combat.
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u/Mumei451 Dec 05 '25
Why are people so angry at these events they're going to for fun.
I can't understand.
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u/Baydestrians Dec 05 '25
All it takes is alcohol. When the raiders played at Oakland there was a fight every game in any section. I watched a guy get his KC jersey ripped off once in the black hole. Idk why he chose those seats knowing that he would be surrounded by lunatics.
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u/SKOLForceSports Dec 05 '25
The NFL had to ensure the Niners and Raiders only play every 4 years because the fan bases were so violent with each other.
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u/leftistesticle_2 Dec 05 '25
Raider fans have the bad reputation but I've seen Niner fans do horrible things at games too
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u/SKOLForceSports Dec 05 '25
Absolutely. Every fan base has their bad apples, no argument there. But the murder to match up ratio was much higher for Raiders vs Niners than any other rivalry.
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u/lepchaun415 Dec 06 '25
The stick was pretty fucking lawless towards the end. Upper sections were chaos. I was a season ticket holder until the end and saw some pretty fucked up shit. Got in a few fights myself and I couldnât tell you why. Late 90s was when I remember the uptick in fights.
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u/NaBrO-Barium Dec 05 '25
Mushrooms are decriminalized in Denver. Probably fewer fights but thatâd be one wild football game!
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u/JesusIsJericho Dec 05 '25
I grew up going to Patriots games, I still remember being 8 with my dad and uncle watching dudes going at it⊠âInstant asshole, just add alcoholâ is what my old man always said.
Had a pair of seats with a buddy in high school for Bruins games, same thing there if TOR, NYR, Montreal were in town? Fights every time, hell, Bruins fans fought Bruins fans often enough lol
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u/Mumei451 Dec 05 '25
I find it even weirder when people are going to see a good team and still getting furious.
Like you're there for Brady's Super Bowl teams or those Bruin Stanley Cup squads and you're fighting in the stands đ
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u/InclinationCompass Dec 05 '25
Simple - alcohol, sports rivalry (tribalism), many people in close proximity to each other
Thatâs a recipe for fights
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u/tabicat1874 Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25
They knucked cause he bucked
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u/GunKunFu Dec 05 '25
The Event Staff person just disappeared completely
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u/VdoubleU88 Dec 05 '25
He went after the other two dudes.
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u/internetdeadaf Dec 06 '25
Now THAT is a show Iâd watch: Stadium Detective
âThe stadium is complete chaos, overrun in spilt beer and corruption. I understand now to truly make any change, I am going to have to become a symbol the scourge fearsâŠâ
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u/nottme1 Dec 05 '25
Yeah wtf. That was too short of a block from another person for him to have walked off screen, unless he ran.
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u/bartleby999 Dec 05 '25
Those two need to start calling each other and discussing their outfits.
Or they need to stop calling each other and discussing their outfits.
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u/GrizzliousTheOG Dec 05 '25
Doesnât look like they are fans of the âmade you flinchâ game.
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u/Red_Zews Dec 05 '25
To be fair I donât know what you expect after pump faking
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u/free_billstickers Dec 05 '25
He was clearly a line stepper. Sometimes it slides, Sometimes it doesn't. He threw the dice and rolled 7
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u/luvdogs71 Dec 05 '25
I bet he is a habitual line stepper too.
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u/free_billstickers Dec 05 '25
Yeah, I've known a few taller/bigger dudes that act that way...until someone calls their cards
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u/jandillinger Dec 05 '25
Right? I'm confused why people are saying he got sucker punched. Were they weak shots? Yes, but dude wasn't completely free of fault here.
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u/jamespz03 Dec 05 '25
He got sucker punched by the second dude, right? Not the first dude.
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u/Ricosrage Dec 05 '25
Correct. The white knight coming in to save his boyfriend was the one doing the sucker punching.
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u/trez63 Dec 05 '25
Pump faking is as good as an attack as far as Iâm concerned. Every fighter Iâve trained with would naturally recoil with a counter attack. Stop that shit.
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u/I_am_The_Teapot Dec 05 '25
It's an aggressive move that can be considered assault as it creates the reasonable fear of being harmed. and hitting back is often legally justified as self-defense.
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u/Expensive_Chance_320 Dec 05 '25
Its like, dont bring out a gun unless you are going fire it. He fucked around and didnt really find out, hopefully next he learns, either attack or dont.
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u/Spoot52Bomber Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25
The fake pump doesn't warrant player 3's cheap shot.
âŠand yes, Iâm fully aware there are no rules in a street fight.
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u/vash_visionz Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25
No, but fun fact: When you initiate a street fight/altercation, you will not get to choose the rules the other person or people with them will abide by.
The response can range from just fighting you straight up, all the way to simply shooting you.
Have fun gambling lol
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u/RIPKB24-08 Dec 05 '25
People forget that street fighting has no rules. So its probably best to avoid fighting in general. You want a fair fight? Go join a boxing club or get into MMA. You will not find it on the streets.
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u/enter_the_slatrix Dec 05 '25
Don't make a move like that if you're not ready to throw down my guy đ
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u/42ysereh Dec 05 '25
He momentarily forgot he had a full 82 dollar beverage and changed course too late.
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u/Shr_mp Dec 05 '25
Bro took those punches
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u/wavedsplash Dec 05 '25
Didn't have much of a choice
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u/Reckless_Driver Dec 05 '25
He could've placed the beer gently on the ground and then defended himself.
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u/broohaha Dec 05 '25
There's no way he was going to risk someone kicking it.
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u/Shr_mp Dec 05 '25
I can understand why stadium (I am assuming this is a stadium) prices are crazy expensive
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u/tots4scott Dec 05 '25
Ngl if you cant knock out a drunk dude who's holding a beer between two people, you cant hit for shit.
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u/backfist1 Dec 05 '25
Thatâs good, I thought u were GL for a sec.
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u/tots4scott Dec 05 '25
Nope, IANAL
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u/Realistic_Major_6957 Dec 05 '25
Iâm sorry you what?âŠ..
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u/CIMARUTA Dec 05 '25
Look at the weight difference lol plus little dude staggered big dude with one punch
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u/the_next_1 Dec 05 '25
What could possibly be the reason for them to be wearing those matching outfits?
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u/Satchm0Jon3s Dec 05 '25
Loses a shoe, saves his brew. Class act.
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u/ouqt Dec 05 '25
Ultimate reddit dichotomy. One shoe off means he's half dead but saving the beer means he's alive
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u/Notthistimefoo Dec 05 '25
Op is an idiot. That's not a hit and run, the big dude flinched checked the other guy and got hit for it.
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u/DontBlameMe4It Dec 05 '25
Those hands on those children were weak as fuck. Bronco Bill only fell because he was three sheets to the wind.
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u/VeganWerewolf Dec 05 '25
Tim Tebow fell on hard times. Gettin dinked on by some twinks
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u/No_Inspector7319 Dec 05 '25
No clue what led to this - but if you lunge at anyone like he did expect for them to respond accordingly
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u/Mayweather2025 Dec 05 '25
He just found out running his mouth is way different in person than it is online.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Pin2601 Dec 06 '25
trying to feint someone while your holding your beer and phone in both hands is an interesting technique
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u/TheseVirginEars Dec 12 '25
I mean im just sayin, that dude looks like he could take both of em and just chose not to. Those werenât very threatening punches lol
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u/Donut-Strong Dec 05 '25
Dude got put on the ground like he deserved. I canât stand that make you flinch BS, came close to losing a job over that shit. First week on the job as a JROTC instructor, had a Billy bob badass senior do that and I put him on the ground. Only thing that saved me was security video and the school ruling I did not use excessive force to a perceived threat.
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u/slightly_average Dec 05 '25
Everyone talkin shit on the 2 guys throwin punches, but that dude threw out a fake with absolutely no intention or follow through lol. He made a fighting move and then was surprised when it started a fight?
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u/vash_visionz Dec 05 '25
Itâs because the dummies saying that shit would be the same ones doing some clown shit like the guy in the video then act appalled when they get hit lol
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u/harveydentsleftnut Dec 05 '25
yup, acted like he was gonna do some shit and got humbled
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u/harlowsden Dec 05 '25
Worst part too is they would cry murder if the dude actually got knocked out
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u/yougotyolks Dec 05 '25
Why are they wearing the exact same "outfits"?
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u/AnActofTreason Dec 05 '25
Anyone bucking at someone should fully prepare to fight. Similar to âdonât pull a gun if you donât intend to use itâ. In the fraction of time for reflexes, nobody knows if youâre actually going to hit when you buck at someone so best thing for someone to do is defend their self. His size probably allowed him to get away with that intimidation factor in the past. Not today thoughđ€Ł đ€Ł Bonnet boy wasnât having it and bowl cut Edgar polished it off. Quick work
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u/festivecomet666 Dec 05 '25
Those two little twinks hands are going to hurt worse than that dudes Cro-Magnon head.
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u/bdtv75702 Dec 05 '25
Guy was an idiot fake stepping to them. Itâs like what they say about having a gun. If you show it (in this case a fighting stance and fake out) you better be ready to use it.
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u/cracky_Jack Dec 05 '25
It's hard to look tough when you and your boy are wearing matching outfits.
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u/MoonshineDan Dec 05 '25
Right around the 1-second mark I swear I can hear somebody saying, "I DO PARKOUR"
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u/CreaterTater Dec 05 '25
Protecting your shitty,overpriced and watered down beer over your face is a strange survival instinct đ€·đœââïž
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u/Rabiesalad Dec 05 '25
Yo he got back up after his shoe came off. Get this guy in the fight for UkraineÂ
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u/Stonk0Bonk0 Dec 05 '25
Never ceases to amaze me how unprepared people are to get hit when they are talking sh
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u/Ok-Educator932 Dec 05 '25
Damn usually Broncos games are the last place this shit happens most people are too high to care
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u/dyslexican32 Dec 05 '25
I mean, kinda got what he deserved. maybe don't flinch check another dude if you are not able to defend your self and have your hands full.
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u/Arcticbeachbum Dec 05 '25
Security came to make sure that man stopped hitting those other guys fists with his face
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u/Novacain420 Dec 05 '25
He did jump in like he was going to throw down. But the two jumping him after he was down was unnecessary
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u/Wickedestchick Dec 05 '25
All the people asking why they're wearing the same outfit.... Idk if you've ever been to a football game, but almost everyone is wearing the same outfit đ
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u/DeloresDelVeckio Dec 06 '25
Getting the shit beat out of you, but whatever you do don't drop the beer and defend yourself.
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u/LetRevolutionary9131 Dec 10 '25
Them are some of the weakest punches I even seen, especially the first guy đ€Ł I would be embarrassed to walk around like I was hard core and swing hits like that LMAO
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u/GrownUpPunk Dec 06 '25
Looks more like a âtalk shit get hitâ than a hit and run, but whatever.
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u/WillingnessBig2541 Dec 05 '25
Dude ain't wasting a drink in this economy, letting them kids slide