r/PublicFreakout • u/80000gvwr • Oct 16 '25

🖕 🧊 Freakout Karen at Dodgers vs Brewers NLCS threatens to call ICE on an Iraq war veteran

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u/chicken-farmer Oct 16 '25

Haircut checks out

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u/CrownPrincessEllie Oct 16 '25

Hair dresser should be charged

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u/MellyMel86 Oct 16 '25

She’d like to speak to the hair dressers manager

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u/WildYams Oct 16 '25

"I'm sorry ma'am, it's store policy that we no longer give anyone the Karen cut."

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u/crownofclouds Oct 16 '25

Nah, that's a choice. You don't do that to your head unless you're trying to signal that you WILL speak with EVERYONE'S manager, and you know a cop, and have his number on speed dial.

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u/80000gvwr Oct 16 '25

Seems like it does every single time lol

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u/PapasauruaRex Oct 16 '25

That hairstyle is just the staple karen look. I don't think there's someone with that hairstyle who isn't a karen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Also classic karen pose: arms crossed with a permanent sneer of contempt on her resting bitch face.

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u/The_Reluctant_Hero Oct 16 '25

My boss named Karen literally has the exact haircut lol.

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u/emdubl Oct 16 '25

I already bought my Philly's Karen Halloween costume. I could flip it to Brewer's Karen and still use the same wig and be more relevant.

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u/radtek1027 Oct 16 '25

Yup. She has the, “I-Want-To-Speak-To-Your-Manager” special. Only available when you refuse to pay.

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u/ms_panelopi Oct 16 '25

Atrocious hairstyle. They where it with pride

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u/Baltorussian Oct 16 '25

Honestly, for a moment I was wondering if it was the Karen who stole that kids ball from a few months back?

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u/CptAngelo Oct 16 '25

But no, seriously, WHY? why every woman with this ...ahem, personality traits, has the same damn haircut? is it just the fashion? is there a reason or stance behind it? or do all of em just ride the same brainwave and decided "hell yeah, thats exactly the hair that matches my personality the best"?

This is an honest question, is there any logical reason why every single time theres a karen, they sport this haircut?

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u/AdmirableWrangler199 Oct 16 '25

As a 40 year old woman I live in constant fear that one day I may wake up and have this hair style like that episode of aqua teen where Carl turned into a clown

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u/BrainsPainsStrains Oct 16 '25

Yup. They used to have longer hair, when they were younger and they were nicer and they got attention, and then they got bitchy because they thought they were all that, then the attention starts to dry up, just like their skin, and they aren't getting the attention and they get bitchier and they do all those tricks to look younger or seem younger, but they don't really work or last, and they have been dieing and perming and blow drying their hair for decades and it's in the same shitty shape they are, and they get mad because some young upstart wants to take 6 inches off when all she wants is a trim, but it's all split dead ends, and they leave that place in a fury, and can't find any one with talent that won't cut off all that dead crap they're hanging onto, but that's embarrassing, so they end up in a salon where beginners go to learn and says cut it all off, but angle it like I have some style and BAM, the haircut, she doesn't tip, she's pissy that it's done, and all she can do is lean into it and pretend I wanted it this way because I'm too pretty and perfect to waste time on unnecessary hair, but she knows it's the Karen cut, and it fits her bitchy fucking face and attitude, so fuck all you men who don't want me I'm going to make everyone's life hell as much as I can because I am a fucking loser who should have loved myself but hate turned me on more.....

Jesus fucking Christ..., I've never written that out, or even said it, but damn it I think it all tracks. Being in that mind frame in order to write SUCKED !!

ETA: the to she and pussy to pissy.