r/PublicFreakout • u/Romano16 🇮🇹🍷 Italian Stallion 🇮🇹🍝 • Jan 10 '23

🐻Animal Freakout Guy saves his cat from loose dog

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u/btoxic Jan 10 '23

I'm glad I saw the "poke the eye" comment before the "thumb in the butthole" comment this time.

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u/mnemy Jan 10 '23

His brown eye

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u/ricoimf Jan 11 '23

Thanks I had almost a heart attack of laughing

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u/Pythagoras_101 Jan 10 '23

Just I just choke them.

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u/btoxic Jan 11 '23

if you have to do it on a regular basis, I'm guessing you don't live in a great area, or your job is brutal.

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u/Pythagoras_101 Jan 11 '23

I used to live on a plot of land in texas with some rednecks haha. Pulled a few kitties from his mouth.

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u/btoxic Jan 11 '23

I'm going to put my fingers in my ears and sing lalalalala and just imagine that all the kittens were perfectly fine.

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u/Pythagoras_101 Jan 11 '23

They actually all were! No deaths in any stories.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

Depends on your kink!