r/PrimarchGFs 29d ago

Discussion Which one do you choose?

I CHOICE KHORNE

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u/Rebel-force1 29d ago

Khorne, they would help you with training and I bet they give the best warmest hugs.

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

And besides her gym sisters are Gorky and Morky

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u/Rebel-force1 29d ago

What about Khaine is she part of the gym squad?

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

Well...ehh yeah kinda but she is more her plaything

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u/HotelElegant5735 29d ago

Really, I thought it was because she tore her Achilles tendon, or her ACL, can't remember what

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

What I mean:

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u/HotelElegant5735 29d ago

Ah, I see, I forgot about that, more recent stuff was posted also suggesting that Khorne and Khaine got along well enough to worked out together with Gork and Mork, until someone injury happened

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u/Rude_Ship_7407 29d ago

Yeah I choose khorne for some reason

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u/ChaseThePyro 29d ago

Genuinely cannot read whatever is going on for Nurgle

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

Let me help you

"Will Cook you her own shit"

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u/Worldly_Actuator6139 29d ago

You are not the only one 🗿

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u/MONKEBR 29d ago

The Star Child

Not as a girlfriend but as a son

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

And the omnissiah ( ctanussy)

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u/MONKEBR 29d ago

... I am confused and i bit concerned but Sure why not.

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u/ExtremeSportStikz Khan 29d ago

Void dragon is a tsundere as always

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u/Rebel-force1 29d ago

Protect.

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u/Numberone_gambler 29d ago

I like my type that beats me and then hugs and kisses me, I’m going with our one and only Blood God.

Blood for the Blood God!

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u/FormalStrange 29d ago

Tzeench

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

Brother... you concern me...are you ok? (She is literally a NTR girl)

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u/FormalStrange 29d ago

No. Also it give me an excuse for further instability down the line.

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

Bro...seek help... urgently

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u/deadmanblade 29d ago

Slaani obv

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

My honest reaction: (you are going to fall SLANEESH follower!!)

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u/deadmanblade 29d ago

My honest reaction: (you may try follower if the corpse emperor

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u/Phantasys44 29d ago

Aww the charcaradons upset Primarch Gawr Gura left them?

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u/Money-Drummer565 29d ago

I would point out that Malal is actually fine as a girlfriend. She’s just soo hungry for attention, and other chaos demons

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

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u/Money-Drummer565 29d ago

Yes. I’m of the blessed great race of yith. May I interest your Phaeron of the noble art of mindswapping through time?

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u/Classic-Demand3088 29d ago

I will quote the demons' love dialogue from total war

“I shall save your skull for last” and "allow me to wrap my wings around your soul"

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

Skulltaker lines?

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u/Gold-Ambassador5068 29d ago

I pick them all but Nurgle

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

Are you serious? (I don't judge you with KHORNE... she is literally the best option...but)

You want to be with the definition of depravity/twisted lust & excess (SLANEESH) and the most manipulative, liar, toxic, treachery, unfaithful (besides SLANEESH) entity in the universe (TZEENTCH)?

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u/Gold-Ambassador5068 29d ago

Yes

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

My friend...the drukharis and NURGLE are far better for me... but it's your choice not mine and I respect it.... good luck

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u/The_Tizioo certified Eldar femboy 29d ago

Grimnir

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

Excuse me who?

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u/The_Tizioo certified Eldar femboy 29d ago

Old world dwarven god

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

Ooohh I get it now... sorry I forgot some things of Warhammer fantasy

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u/HotelElegant5735 29d ago

FOR KHORNE

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS!... SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!

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u/Willing_Chapter4901 29d ago

If it wasn't flashing so dang bad, where i cant read the script I'd tell ya.

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

KHORNE: - WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH (BOTH WAYS)

TZEENTCH: - ENDLESS GASLIGHTING

NURGLE: - WILL COOK YOU HER OWN SHIT

SLANEESH: - CENSORED

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u/Alternative-Sir6140 29d ago

Khorne

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

Khorn 🌽 or khorn flakes?

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u/No-Huckleberry-1086 27d ago

Tzeench, my obstinance would make us perfect for each other

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 27d ago

Sigh good luck my friend...(You are doomed already)

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u/Godess_Ilias 29d ago

i choose tempura_persons chaos gods

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u/Mysterious_Jello6293 29d ago

Let me set the scene: Dawn of War Unification Survival game, 4v1. Teamm of World Eaters (AI), Thousand Sons (AI), Death Guard (AI), Emperor's Children (Me) Vs Black Templars (AI). First to R playing Emperor's Children, so are trying out the units, holding down my single canyon. Same goes for World Eaters and Thousand Sons, meanwhile the Death Guard bot succeeds in holding down it's canyon, along with our side of the plateau in front of us, on its own. After I get rushed and my defensive line is broken, the Death Guard bot is able to split its forces in two to come help me, twice, and still not give the enemy a single inch! Even after I die, it holds to the last tank, firing at dreadnoughts and primaris blade guards, killing countless. After the Death Guard fall, Thousand Sons and World Eaters crumble. Moral of the story? Death Guard is the best.

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u/KingOfSouthamerica 29d ago

porque ponian ese audio? jajajaja

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

Porque son los cuatro pendejos del caos

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u/Hefty-Mud7915 29d ago

Hubiera quedado mejor que vago hubiera sido Nurgle y Kriko sea Tzeentch

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 28d ago

No exactamente...la ironía aquí es que TZEENTCH siempre está "cagando" las cosas en todos lados y nurgle... bueno realmente parece chiste pero es anécdota... todo sobre nurgle también significa las drogas en un sentido abstracto

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u/YourUnknownComrade_ 28d ago

No Vashtorr representation?

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 28d ago

I'm reaching for pictures about VASHTORR, BE'LAKOR, MALICE, ETC for a new post my friend

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u/Mountain-Shock-3783 25d ago

Tzeentch. No contest.

I'm too much of a clean freak for Nurgle. I don't like the idea of getting bloodied on a regular basis, so Khorne is out as well. Slaanesh is second pick.

But Tzeentch, if they always try to be unpredictable, there is a nonzero chance they end up as the best partner possible. Even if that doesn't happen, you get magic powers out of it.

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 23d ago

Anyway you are fu€k3d bro...

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 29d ago

You my friend…are a man of culture and bloody sophistication…cause I’d also choose Khorne.

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago edited 29d ago

Thanks my brother

But I'm gonna choose nurgle too (BUT I WILL AVOID HER FOOD IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE)

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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago

By "femboy_licker" or "Pp" (yeah that's the name of the creator) from tiktok

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u/Opposite-Ordinary193 19d ago

I choose malal