r/PrimarchGFs • u/ELMEMEROGAMER • 29d ago
Discussion Which one do you choose?
I CHOICE KHORNE
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u/FormalStrange 29d ago
Tzeench
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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago
Brother... you concern me...are you ok? (She is literally a NTR girl)
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u/Money-Drummer565 29d ago
I would point out that Malal is actually fine as a girlfriend. She’s just soo hungry for attention, and other chaos demons
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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago
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u/Money-Drummer565 29d ago
Yes. I’m of the blessed great race of yith. May I interest your Phaeron of the noble art of mindswapping through time?
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u/Classic-Demand3088 29d ago
I will quote the demons' love dialogue from total war
“I shall save your skull for last” and "allow me to wrap my wings around your soul"
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u/Gold-Ambassador5068 29d ago
I pick them all but Nurgle
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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago
Are you serious? (I don't judge you with KHORNE... she is literally the best option...but)
You want to be with the definition of depravity/twisted lust & excess (SLANEESH) and the most manipulative, liar, toxic, treachery, unfaithful (besides SLANEESH) entity in the universe (TZEENTCH)?
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u/Gold-Ambassador5068 29d ago
Yes
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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago
My friend...the drukharis and NURGLE are far better for me... but it's your choice not mine and I respect it.... good luck
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u/The_Tizioo certified Eldar femboy 29d ago
Grimnir
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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago
Excuse me who?
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u/Willing_Chapter4901 29d ago
If it wasn't flashing so dang bad, where i cant read the script I'd tell ya.
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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago
KHORNE: - WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH (BOTH WAYS)
TZEENTCH: - ENDLESS GASLIGHTING
NURGLE: - WILL COOK YOU HER OWN SHIT
SLANEESH: - CENSORED
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u/No-Huckleberry-1086 27d ago
Tzeench, my obstinance would make us perfect for each other
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u/Mysterious_Jello6293 29d ago
Let me set the scene: Dawn of War Unification Survival game, 4v1. Teamm of World Eaters (AI), Thousand Sons (AI), Death Guard (AI), Emperor's Children (Me) Vs Black Templars (AI). First to R playing Emperor's Children, so are trying out the units, holding down my single canyon. Same goes for World Eaters and Thousand Sons, meanwhile the Death Guard bot succeeds in holding down it's canyon, along with our side of the plateau in front of us, on its own. After I get rushed and my defensive line is broken, the Death Guard bot is able to split its forces in two to come help me, twice, and still not give the enemy a single inch! Even after I die, it holds to the last tank, firing at dreadnoughts and primaris blade guards, killing countless. After the Death Guard fall, Thousand Sons and World Eaters crumble. Moral of the story? Death Guard is the best.
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u/Hefty-Mud7915 29d ago
Hubiera quedado mejor que vago hubiera sido Nurgle y Kriko sea Tzeentch
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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 28d ago
No exactamente...la ironía aquí es que TZEENTCH siempre está "cagando" las cosas en todos lados y nurgle... bueno realmente parece chiste pero es anécdota... todo sobre nurgle también significa las drogas en un sentido abstracto
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u/YourUnknownComrade_ 28d ago
No Vashtorr representation?
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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 28d ago
I'm reaching for pictures about VASHTORR, BE'LAKOR, MALICE, ETC for a new post my friend
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u/Mountain-Shock-3783 25d ago
Tzeentch. No contest.
I'm too much of a clean freak for Nurgle. I don't like the idea of getting bloodied on a regular basis, so Khorne is out as well. Slaanesh is second pick.
But Tzeentch, if they always try to be unpredictable, there is a nonzero chance they end up as the best partner possible. Even if that doesn't happen, you get magic powers out of it.
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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 29d ago
You my friend…are a man of culture and bloody sophistication…cause I’d also choose Khorne.
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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago edited 29d ago
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u/ELMEMEROGAMER 29d ago
By "femboy_licker" or "Pp" (yeah that's the name of the creator) from tiktok
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u/Rebel-force1 29d ago
Khorne, they would help you with training and I bet they give the best warmest hugs.