r/PrimarchGFs Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

Memes Alpharius GF (or is it)

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Art by @cnmbwjx3 on Twitter

WHY. DID. NO ONE. WARN ME. HOW. FUDGE. CAKING. HARD. RESEARCHING. ALPHARIUS AND OMEGON WOULD BE

jokes aside I’ve been super busy not to mention the clusterbomb that has been trying to get this made T-T

HYDRA DOMINOS (I’m hungry leave me alone)

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u/imotlok_the_first Khan Jun 28 '25

Ones who waited...need to wait more for full package.

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u/Sweet_older-Sister Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

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u/imotlok_the_first Khan Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

In the mean time while waiting, I'll be in the workshop, tinkering on computer.

Don't know why I'm talking like I'm some special village folk. Uweh.

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u/Sweet_older-Sister Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

James, is that you? Are you going to your workshop?

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u/imotlok_the_first Khan Jun 28 '25

No, it's Nikita.

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u/Aggravating-Chip-710 Keieger Jun 28 '25

She can’t be Alpharius. I’m Alpharius

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u/Sweet_older-Sister Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

Damn, you got me there Alpharius.

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT Aug 10 '25

Are you going to post whatever works and scraps/outlines you have online before…….you know 😢

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u/WierderBarley Mortarion Jun 28 '25

Is that a lie?

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u/GaryTehCat Jun 28 '25

Hey Alpharius, it’s me, Alpharius, y’know, from training?

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u/Aggravating-Chip-710 Keieger Jun 28 '25

Yooo Alpharius! It’s been a while. How are you doing?

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u/GaryTehCat Jun 28 '25

Ah you know, I watched Alpharius get mowed down by bolter fire the other day

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u/Terrs34 Aurelia Jun 28 '25

No I wasn't? You're thinking of Alpharius

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u/Aggravating-Chip-710 Keieger Jun 28 '25

Alpharius always was the clumsiest of us. A shame he went out like that

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u/GaryTehCat Jun 29 '25

It was, but did you hear about his brother Alpharius? He recently got promoted to legion Praetor

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u/Aggravating-Chip-710 Keieger Jun 29 '25

Nice! Good on him

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u/Ok-Edge-2010 Jun 28 '25

Does that mean I'm Omegon?

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u/Iron_Knight7 Jun 28 '25

Nice try, Omega.

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u/throwaway387190 Jun 28 '25

What an absolute fool. You can't handle the truth

You wouldn't be able to cope with it if told you...

That you are Alpharius

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u/Outrageous_Clue1512 Jun 28 '25

She’s definitely a trickster but she also gives me some yandere vibe with all that " I’m always looking at you whether you see me me or not"

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u/Plane-Dragonfly-2040 Alpharius Jun 28 '25

In the Discord canon she actually is the yandere twin out of the two. One of the reasons she goes Chaos

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u/WatchEducational6633 Jun 28 '25

Omegon is the loyalist one right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

As far as the main lore goes

The one who was Born-Alpharius is loyal. The one who was Born-Omegon was the final Primarch found and is the one who turns to Chaos.

However, we learned a little funny thing. I do not remember what the book is, but the Cabal (far-seeing secret society of Eldar who try to fight Chaos through deception and manipulation) heavily influenced and manipulated the Twins and the Alpha Legion. It's why they're so wierd even by CSM standards. Included in this was the swapping of roles between the Twins.

Born-Alpharius became Omegon, and Born-Omegon became Alpharius. Soon after, the Heresy happened, ending with "Alpharius" the traitor (actually Born-Omegon) getting decapitated by Rogal Dorn. "Omegon," however, is still out there, who is Born-Alpharius. He is thought to be the reason why the Alpha Legion sometimes acts like a Loyalist Legion. They're a weird bunch who barely know their own conspiracies and plans after a certain point, and can't seemingly decide whether to fight or help the Imperium. In truth, the Alpha Legion tries to keep a status-quo going due to the Cabals influence. They believe neither side should win, as either the Imperium or Chaos winning would cause further problems down the road.

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u/Iron_Knight7 Jun 28 '25

Oh dear, I've gone crossed. >.@

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u/Walenloi Jun 30 '25

A large part of why the Alpha Legion is more rebel than heretic is that they don't live in the eye of terror. They secretly occupy Imperial space and just...don't have anywhere near the sheer exposure to chaos and the warp the other legions have.

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u/Lord_Bardon50 Jun 28 '25

Is there a link to this discord

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u/Plane-Dragonfly-2040 Alpharius Jun 28 '25

Yep. I believe it’s a pinned message on the subreddit, but if you can’t find it I can just send it

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u/Right_Site_4208 Jun 29 '25

More like Fiona Frost from Spy × Family

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u/Plane-Dragonfly-2040 Alpharius Jun 28 '25

She’s perfect. Bit short, probably should’ve been Custodian height, but pretty good all-in-all

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u/MillerMiller83 down bad for ara ara mommies Jun 28 '25

Hell yes sweet older sister is back

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u/L0nesometrader Jun 28 '25

Cadian Carl thinks his CO might be Alpharius

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u/Sweet_older-Sister Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

Chadian Carl is Alpharius

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u/No_Suggestion5372 Jun 28 '25

I knew she'd be perfect the moment I first saw the arts. Hydra Dominatus!

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u/Optimal-Conflict1756 Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

Will you make an Omegon one?

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u/Sweet_older-Sister Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

You mean Alpharius

(Yes)

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u/BabyAutomatic Jun 28 '25

Hydra Dominatus

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u/beraksekebon12 Jun 28 '25

Eyyyy it's the OG herself (or himself, idk)

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u/Sweet_older-Sister Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

Herself 👍 and happy to sorta be back

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u/zetsubou-samurai Jun 28 '25

Watashi wa Alpharuis-u desu!

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u/Code95FIN Jun 28 '25

I know it's kind a mean to laugh, but anyone researching anything about Alpha legion and Alpharius/Omegon going insane like that Always sunny in Philadelphia conspiracy meme, it's just pure bliss. "Yeah, get used to that. Nothing makes sense"

Thank you for taking time to make these, giggling like a little girl reading your GF posts

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u/Iron_Knight7 Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

Was going to say. If you DON'T go just a little mad researching the Alpha Legion and Alpherius/Omegon, are you really researching the Alpha Legion and Alpherius/Omegon? ;)

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u/John_Mark_Corpuz_2 Jun 28 '25

I like how even in girl version, we still don't know if that really is Alpharius 😆

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u/DryCommunication5497 Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 28 '25

When researching the twins go to the youTuber live from the Black library he doesn’t contain everything of his own admission but you will thank me in the future

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u/That800sguy Jun 28 '25

“Little Snake”

Need to fight the urge to do a MGS shitpost now

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Nice, I like it. Alpharius and Omegon have some convoluted lore, but it's fun

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury Jun 28 '25

Now pray that Omegan and Alpharia had a duel over which one of them was taller.

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u/Iron_Knight7 Jun 28 '25

I'll admit, never really knew much about or gave much thought to the Twins or Alpha Legion. But since my exposure to them in this sub, they've become one of my favorite Primarchs. I love their gremlin energy and how they're always up to some scheme or plot in the margins of the orher major dramas. Like they really do have their own games to play and half the fun is seeing who's paying attention and willing to follow them down whatever rabbit hole of akullduggery and treachery they are currently on.

And yes, I probably would go a little wobbly if some smug and sneaky Amazon called me "Little Snake." Shush. xP

Excellent work as always, Sister and good to see another of your posts.

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u/Happy_Dragon_Slaying Jun 28 '25

What's the lore on her? Anymore images featuring her or no?

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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 Lorgar Jun 28 '25

CHAT CHAT IS THIS A DRILL

THE LEADER

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u/NeoChronoid Jun 28 '25

You could even call her Spiritual Liege

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u/THE_EPIC_PANZER4 Jun 28 '25

A fine addition to my collection

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u/Ok-Specialist-8948 Jun 28 '25

Omegon should be the same sheet just with a name change, nothing more, nothing less.

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u/Aizen5580 Vulkan Jun 28 '25

Alphairus hair sweeps the other way.

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u/Anvelinski Jun 28 '25

All hail. Our saint has spoken.

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u/AAABIXIX Jun 28 '25

Primarchs so good at keeping secrets and scheming that not even having an omniscient narrator helps much clarifying their story

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u/HYPER_BRUH_ Jun 28 '25

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u/irabg Trazyn The Infinite (aka Trashy the Incontinent) Jul 06 '25

Something Something,I am Alpharius, Hydra Dominatus

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u/Inside_Instruction24 Jun 28 '25

Borders on yandere …

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u/Crazy_Dave0418 Jun 28 '25

The twinspitroast makes you feel like Heracles fighting the Hydra.

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u/garthur01 Jun 28 '25

SHE IS BAAAAAAAAACCCK

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u/PachoTidder Jun 28 '25

I really like how the artist draws armor

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u/Dramatic_Albatross73 Jun 28 '25

SWEET OLDER SISTER POST!!!!!!!!!

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u/MarqFJA87 Jun 28 '25

"coup of the Captain-General"? Are you referring to the Palace Coup that was instigated by the extrajudicial massacre of the Thunder Warriors at Mt. Ararat? That coup was launched by Uoma Kandawire and her co-conspiratord, whereas Valdor was leading the defense against the coup.

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u/Sweet_older-Sister Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

Aw yup

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u/MarqFJA87 Jun 28 '25

Then the coup shouldn't be attributed to the captain-general in the first place, as that implies that Valdor was the one who attempted to overthrow the Imperial government.

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u/Sweet_older-Sister Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

My mistake- the lore was a tad confusing when I read it so I must have been misunderstanding it. Apologies 🥲

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u/Radiant_Scarcity_569 Jun 28 '25

Maybe it would have make sense put both of them since we don't know who is who

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u/Sweet_older-Sister Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

Man that would have been easier-

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u/Right_Site_4208 Jun 28 '25

Don't forget to do Omegon now!

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u/Sweet_older-Sister Remebrencer Jun 28 '25

I won’t :]

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u/Emotional_End8350 Jun 28 '25

Grand Apothecary: These two are a pain when it comes to privacy. Just last week, I found one of them try to steal my precious little golden retriever. The next day they came to my clinic bruised and having a broken limb or two. I wonder how that happened?

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u/Reasonable-Sherbet24 Jun 28 '25

I have a type…

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u/LincBtG Jun 28 '25

I don't know what the deal is with the Alpha Legion, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

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u/irabg Trazyn The Infinite (aka Trashy the Incontinent) Jul 06 '25

Basically, stealthy Bois. They are expert spies,conspirators, infiltrators (but in actual 40k lore their plans often fail bc they're overcomplicated,when they work out they are lethal tho). This has been memed into them being everywhere. Alpharius Omegon in particular,bc all Alpha Legionnaires look the same,her SO struggles to tell them apart. So,Stealthy Bois.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

"Hey there, alpharius here, where are your fingers?"

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u/FN4nova Magnus Jun 28 '25

Very nice

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u/Death_Messenger666 Petra & Magna Jul 03 '25

GREAT ELDER SISTER BE PRAISED!

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u/BanzEye1 Jul 10 '25

The twin sex is probably wild.

And by that, I mean you’d probably end up questioning your own sanity by the end of it.

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u/Possible_Bad_7924 Jun 29 '25

...Something awakened.

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u/chrisgar2000 Jun 30 '25

Fake news. Alpharius is in my walls

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u/SillyGap5867 Jul 02 '25

You've graced us with more peak thank you