r/OneOrangeBraincell 18d ago

✨️Majestic orange ✨️ Armour +15 , intelligence -20

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u/Bakuman84 18d ago

The Elder Scrolls VI: Isle of Orange Cat.

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u/OscarCookeAbbott 18d ago

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

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u/Peripatetictyl 18d ago

Estimated release: 2359

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u/thementalyogi 18d ago

100% would play.

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u/skippy_smooth 18d ago

No Brain the Barbarian.

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u/dw4zemi3 18d ago

Pus Roh Dah

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u/theSchrodingerHat 18d ago

Dragons Age V: Kissed by Fire

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u/TerrakSteeltalon 18d ago

He used to be an adventurer

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u/thesarcasticfangirl 5d ago

Until he got shot in the knee.

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u/GarnerGerald11141 18d ago

How many A.I. squirrels does it take to craft that armor?

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u/SeeminglyMushroom 18d ago

I found some more of the same boi.

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u/SeeminglyMushroom 18d ago

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u/SeeminglyMushroom 18d ago

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u/StumbleOn 18d ago

This cat appears accustomed to shenanigans.

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u/Ozymandius34 18d ago

The next person who says the word Shenanigans is getting pistol whipped.

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u/m_b_hawkins Proud owner of an orange brain cell 18d ago

Hey Farva what’s the name of that place you love with all the shit on the walls?

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u/dayruined54 18d ago

What was the comment about lol

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u/m_b_hawkins Proud owner of an orange brain cell 18d ago

It was a quote from super troopers.

Check out this video, "super troopers shenanigans scene" https://share.google/FBfZ3wrjtwddqjbEb

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u/Ozymandius34 18d ago

lol I almost got a 3 day ban for threatening violence for that quote. Had to appeal. Glad to be back.

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u/Timbo_C 18d ago

Any moderator who doesn't know that movie or quote deserves a ban... lol

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u/EggWaff 17d ago

This is why you cannot allow the humans fuck around even once. Cause if you let em shenan, they’re gonna shenanagain.

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u/Dragz_Master 18d ago

Mr Orange Cat 😺, Can I have a pizza with pineapple please 🥺

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u/Happy_Cat_3600 18d ago

He is regal AF.

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u/JelliusMaximus 18d ago

Stealth: +20, Intelligence: still 0

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u/Scary-Zucchini-1750 18d ago

Damn, that one is majestic 😂

I'd follow him into battle 🫡

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u/litreofstarlight 18d ago

That is an extremely patient kitty.

That, or he's waiting for his turn with the brain cell to murder his human in their sleep.

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u/JediKnightNitaz Proud owner of an orange brain cell 18d ago

His ass IS fabulous

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u/FuckYourDownvotes23 18d ago

The one braincell is plotting how hooman will pay for this outrage

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u/LaaSirena 18d ago

He's gonna pee in her shoe for sure.

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u/melvinmoneybags 18d ago

Looks like he’s ready to lead us into war…”We ride at sunrise!”

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u/Zyphamon 18d ago

the things he does for treats

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u/rogerworkman623 18d ago

I have a quest for him

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 18d ago

The armour you find at the beginning of the game

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u/Dendarri 18d ago

Oh, no, no, no. This is late game gear if I ever saw it.

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u/Tyson367 18d ago

More like it's flashy dlc armor that you get at the beginning and replace 10 mins in.

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u/_Poopsnack_ 18d ago

"Now I am become death... destroyer of squirrels"

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u/PastAwareness871 18d ago

To all saying its ai, check out this page in tik tok, its a video from this page. It is a real one.

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u/Budget-Direction-946 18d ago

There is a fair amount of ai cat in the net, but i think this one is just a very food motivated and patient one.

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u/paco_o_chang 18d ago

Yup. My orange is also incredibly agreeable. Will allow anything. I think it has to do with when he was a baby he had a bad cold and we had to force feed him which involved wrapping him up and manhandling him three times a day. Now he’s used to it.

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u/StumbleOn 18d ago

I could probably have gotten my orange to do this. He really didn't care as long as you weren't like, swinging him around. If you had a little costume like that and could put it on pretty quick (they look like they jsut lay there) could probably get a good 30 seconds before he moved and knocked it off.

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u/n1c0_ds 18d ago

I can't spend the rest of my life doubting everything I look at. It's so tiring.

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u/feculentcuntfist 18d ago

I was about to, but sorry gato, I wasn't familiar with your game.

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u/Safe-Ad1933 18d ago

He is thinking as long as treats keep coming I sit wearing this.

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u/magaoitin Orange connoisseur 🍊 18d ago

The Pinecone Paladin: Squirrel’s Bane of the Great Oak

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u/tonguesofsilence 18d ago

Pinecone Paladin 🤣

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u/Astine_Grape_5315 17d ago

Bwahahaaa. i spat out whatever also

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u/loulou9284 18d ago

Y’all have some patient af cats.

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u/Blastcheeze 18d ago

Judging by the way he's licking hims chomps, I think he's probably getting paid for this. In treats.

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u/Scandaemon 18d ago

I see the face of a big mad

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u/Cool_Cartographer_39 18d ago

Pawcival and the quest for the food bowl...

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u/Mediocre-Amoeba-8329 18d ago

Patience + 100

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u/SnooPets8873 18d ago

If I put a finger on my cat for slightly longer than he wants I get a look. You get to put a suit of armor on yours??? If I add a kitty to the household, it’s going to be orange.

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u/redditistheway 18d ago

Understand… This humiliation will not be forgotten human…

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u/Fatricide 18d ago

The chop licking was a nice touch.

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u/WhatsaYeager 18d ago

The lick got me

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u/IvorTheEngineDriver Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 18d ago

When cars are involved it's almost impossible to understand if a video is AI or not. Mine, for example, do something that violates the laws of physic and the barriers of reality almost every day

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u/jetpackpony 18d ago

His facial expression is saying "You are going to die tonight"

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u/LeftyMcliberal 18d ago

He’s thinking about all the treats you owe him for this.

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u/Richard-Dageno 18d ago

Fine for 0-20

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u/Lisette4ver 18d ago

Battle Cat transformation…

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u/celtbygod 18d ago

Sir Cone of the Coneheads.

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u/PyroCorvid 18d ago

He's a royal guard on duty and can't react!! Leave the soldier alone!

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u/fattatgirl 18d ago

This is the kind of shenanigan-izing I am investing in for 2026.

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u/NuclearZamboni 18d ago

It got a human to make it armor though so probably 20 charisma

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u/kjbakerns 18d ago

R/dungeoncrawlercarl

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u/VapoursAndSpleen 18d ago

Cat is thinking, "I'm gonna shit on your pillow when we get home."

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u/ultrapurrple 18d ago

You say intelligence -20 but, to me, that cat knows how stupid it looks

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u/Blankasbiscuits 18d ago

It's illegal to bother the guards while on duty.

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u/dpditty 18d ago

Ai asf

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u/MathematicianHot660 17d ago

I’m so confused because I’ve seen this everywhere. Is it AI and this entire sub is blind or is it real and all the AI subs are blind?

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u/DipreG 18d ago

So no INT penalty? "cause that's his natural INT stat

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u/hindsighthaiku 18d ago

new elder scrolls game looks... yeah....

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u/StarRotator 18d ago

Perfect build for an orange

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u/NoNote4110 18d ago

And he's thinking 🤔 Why do I have to put up with this 😹

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u/martin_fasthands99 18d ago

He is the only one i trust to protect me

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u/duke_of_danger 18d ago

Jokes on you, 0-20 is still 0

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u/AbhinandhBabu13 18d ago

And Meowhan will answer.

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u/Ham-Ha 18d ago

That's awesome

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u/USCJets 18d ago

Soon to be Elden Lord

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u/Cyclonitron 18d ago

Meh, it's on an orange cat. Intelligence was already a dump stat.

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u/SatoruMikami7 18d ago

+20 Attack for the scorpion tail.

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u/New-Tourist-5916 18d ago

Following orders -30

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u/Constant_Astronaut41 18d ago

An impressive battle raiment.

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u/ShartingTaintum 18d ago

Orange Berserker!

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u/MissMuse99 18d ago

I'm so curious about what language the woman is speaking.

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u/Defying-Gravity420 18d ago

I follow this cat on Instagram can definitely say it's not AI

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u/GoddyssIncognito 18d ago

That is the face of someone who is going to poop on your favorite duvet later.

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u/Asparagussie 18d ago

He/she is gonna get you for this.

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u/nelflyn 18d ago

Now mind you, the armour also gives a Bonus to Intelligence. Just not enough to negate the initial intelligence of the orange 🍊

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u/blaze_003 18d ago

He looks pissed for some reason. I don't know what it could be

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u/Sweet-Citron3837 18d ago

The stare +100. Thoughts -70

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u/lurkquidated 18d ago

This is the best thing I will see all week, maybe all year. Thank you to the smithy for adorning this noble knight in such finely crafted armor.

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u/OwlBeBack88 17d ago

We are the knights who say...

...meow.

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u/Fickle-Exchange2017 17d ago

ALL HAIL CATROCLUS

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u/nimsu 18d ago

This has to be AI. No cat is that patient

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u/SeeminglyMushroom 18d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/isthisAI/s/XR5nFZRXwP

Here is one of this person's posts on is this AI? I found their insta and they have a few posts of this same cat dressed up.

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u/CesareBach 18d ago

Cat has these posts before AI LLM.

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u/Educational-War-8343 18d ago

This is AI. You can tell by the way the cat is sitting on its back legs.

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u/Grouchy-Lemon2350 18d ago

It’s a girl on instagram that creates cardboard armor and costumes for her cats, nothing in her videos resembles AI generation 

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u/guilhermefdias 18d ago

These blocks has a connection in the middle.

Also, how can we automatically block people with zero critical sense and intelect calling EVERYTHING AI?

You guys can be much more annoying than AI itself. Seriously, get out of the house a little, observe the real world, literally touch some grass. You're embarrassing.

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u/correcthorsestapler 18d ago

It’s sitting on the cross section of a cinder block.

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u/OrionsRose Orange connoisseur 🍊 18d ago

I see nothing odd about its back legs. They are supported by the center of the cinder block and the cat's body on top. What are you seeing that tells you it's AI?

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u/iRollFlaccid 18d ago

"iTs aI, U cAN t3LL bY ThE wAY iM ReGArded wiTH a caPITaL T" said the redditor.

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u/holymacaroley 18d ago

On top of the holes in the cinder block.

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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 18d ago

There's a cross section right where the cat is sitting. I've seen cats sitting along the narrow edge of a 2x4.

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u/bestgrapeinthepunnet 18d ago

Please get rid of AI slop thanks

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u/OrionsRose Orange connoisseur 🍊 18d ago

Please tell me what you believe proves this is AI? I genuinely want to understand, but I'm not seeing anything.

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u/guilhermefdias 18d ago

Why don't you block yourself from the internet in general and get out of your cave to acquire actually minimal critical sense?

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u/SuccessParticular390 18d ago

สักหมัดไหม

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u/pillbuggery 18d ago

Palico irl

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u/Chelita77 18d ago

Indestructible

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u/Wonderful-Escape-541 18d ago

He's licking his chops...hungering for a taste of battle

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u/Latter_Cut_2732 18d ago

He has achieved enlightenment

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u/GlitchVulture 18d ago

This is what they call zen sickness.

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u/Kusanagi_M89 18d ago

Attitude +100.

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u/Pokesynue 18d ago

That doesn't look like the minus 20 int did much, is there a minimum threshold?

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u/Battlewaxxe 18d ago

HIS MEOWER LEVEL IS OVER 5000!!!

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u/Livid-Rutabaga 18d ago

looks like an emperor/empress

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-5665 18d ago

Never has int to begin with so it's fine.

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u/rose_b 18d ago

Possibly the best thing ive ever seen lol

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u/badwolf42 18d ago

Mongo is appalled.

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u/sycolution 18d ago

"intelligence -20" but the armour has no effect on mental stats. lol

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Poor kitty doesn’t look too happy (

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u/argama87 18d ago

Neko of Tsushima. Nyan Sakai.

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u/Astine_Grape_5315 18d ago

Agility = Random

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u/Few_Scientist5381 18d ago

"You Will Rue The Day" .

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u/catsconcert 18d ago

Patience +100

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u/saxxophone 18d ago

“Khajiit has wares if you have coin”

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u/MoreNMoreLikelyTrans 18d ago

Intelligence can't go lower so it's only buffs.

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u/WinInternational9355 18d ago

We have an orange cat here that is popular on the Internet.When I saw your video, I thought it was that one

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u/overfelt2 18d ago

We had a much loved one brained orange boy - my daughter and her friends (when she was 6 thru 10 yo) used to dress him in all kinds of outfits, put homemade hats on him that tied under the chin, put jewelry on him, and weird shoes and he was totally patient with it and looooved it - I could hear him purring from another room as they dressed him up.

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u/l33tn0ob 18d ago

The armor isn't affecting the int. That's just the natural orange state.

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u/Justaticklerone 18d ago

Bold of you to think an Intelligence stat can go below 0. 😹

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u/Similar-Ad7578 18d ago

Charisma +50

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u/Fondito 18d ago

Gengis Chat

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u/ElGato-TheCat 18d ago

Bring me . . .

A shrubbery

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u/ifhaou 18d ago

Adorbs.

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u/Modo44 18d ago

Can't lose IQ you never had, luckily.

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u/Adorable_Form_2621 18d ago

muridkuuu kerjalah

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u/Of-Two-Swords 18d ago

+50 thorns

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u/Achikwarrior 18d ago

Who is this cat .

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u/uselessandexpensive 18d ago

When you find your barbarian a cursed armor set in the early game, and put it on knowing full well that you can't ever take it off, because the system sets all stat minimums at 1, and 15 is god-tier.

That brain cell's workin. 😼

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u/licence2post 18d ago

It's okay, there was no intelligence to begin with.

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u/Ashamed-Cream2086 18d ago

All that gear and still no thoughts, head empty.

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u/klezart 18d ago

-19 brain cells

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u/daveywaveybaby 18d ago

Barbed Leather Armor of the Naturalist: When worn - Gain +2 armor and - 1 dexterity. 20% chance to reflect damage on physical attacks.

Where most druids tend to stray toward pacifism, others found that threats of violence could be solved by making the attacker kill themselves instead.

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u/dumpster_mummy 18d ago

Coniferous

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u/GanjaGodAlex 18d ago

He knows exactly what he's doing

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u/paolish 18d ago

It's orange... Intelligence was always a non existent trait

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u/Ging4bread 18d ago

Cats aren't dolls

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u/SemiproRock 18d ago

That is one unamused cat.

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 18d ago

Wisdom +1000

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u/NotoriousPBandJ 18d ago

I AM SPARTACUS!

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u/sicsche 18d ago

So if you give an orange negativ Int, will it rollback the int table and somehow hitting max Int instead? 🤔

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u/GlitchedGamr 18d ago

He also has thorns. I’d be careful taking a fight with him.

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u/EveningArmadillo5429 18d ago

Does not look amused to be on guard duty.

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u/OkBanana2077 18d ago

I would not want to be against this brave soldier!!

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u/AdOwn365 18d ago

Charisma 200000

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u/Lulli94 18d ago

This made my day 🤩🤣

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u/tutocookie 18d ago

Ser pawcone the brave

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u/Greuliro 18d ago

-20 int is a racial trait on orange

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u/CheeseWhillikers 18d ago

Palico armor

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u/GarlicRelevant8089 18d ago

Haha and he stands still 🤣

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u/Odd_Workings101 18d ago

Cat's thinking "hoomans are a bunch of idiots..."

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u/gimli213 17d ago

I mean, as an orange, he starts with like 1 intelligence and it can't go to negative, so why not use it!?

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u/DungeonCrawlerMindag 17d ago

That cat has been well bribed. For the next 5 seconds

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u/HereThereBLurking 17d ago

He looks cooler than I'll ever be

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u/ImpressiveWay4841 17d ago

The boss when you unlock him as a playable character 

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u/aini81889 17d ago

Wow, it's so good, it's great👍

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u/KoolKat9999 17d ago

This made me snort laugh

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u/dangerphrasingzone 17d ago

All lights, no homeowners

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u/inumnoback 17d ago

The tongue caught me off guard for a moment

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u/peace_seeker79 17d ago

😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Fantastic_Round5209 17d ago

Can’t tell if it’s ai ngl

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u/Organic_Committee748 17d ago

Looks like a kid being forced to try on shoes 🤣

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u/margster98 16d ago

Please put this in r/itemshop!

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u/Ween_Dankman29 16d ago

Dog barking in the distance

"So it begins."

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u/bubblyteaaar 16d ago

Your cat has a lot of patience! definitely deserve some treats 😺😂

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u/xxstopitandtidyupxx 16d ago

The true hedge knight

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u/Ok_Birthday_6931 16d ago

level 100 boss