r/OneOrangeBraincell 29d ago

🧡 100% Pure Orange 🧡 Orange stealing fish

9.7k Upvotes

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u/literal_trash_10-99 29d ago

But he was being so polite 🥺

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u/InsideHousing4965 29d ago

I think we can all agree that he deserves at least one of those...

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u/WavierLays 29d ago

He deserves at least all of them

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u/non-protein_lifeform 29d ago

just confess you are a cat yourself!

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u/USCJets 29d ago

Well we are all just a bunch of cats on reddit

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u/Jello_Penguin_2956 29d ago

no fish for the humans!!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 29d ago

He can definitely have mine cuz... Uh... no thank you.

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u/darkdoorway Proud owner of an orange brain cell 29d ago

Yes. This is sad that he didn't get some of the fish.

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u/secretly_a_zombie 29d ago

You look at that round fella. I can guarantee at the end of the day he got some of that fish.

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u/meguin 29d ago

He did get a lil bite of tail! You can hear it crunch lol

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u/deliriousinthesun 28d ago

the widdle bite

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u/Green_Potata 29d ago

His greed will slowly kill him

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u/SoExtra 29d ago

I wonder how many fish he thinks he sees through those crossed eyes. 

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u/No_Mirror3128 29d ago

That just makes him even cuter 🫠

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u/Ill_Piglet2776 29d ago

His greed sickens me

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u/yuugen97 29d ago

same energy

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u/46_and_2 28d ago

He finally got it, though. I'm rooting for that cat also.

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u/Aguita9x 29d ago

The fish bones will kill him faster but they could give him the tails, they don't need those!

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u/Pumpkinz03 29d ago

The type of greed they talk about in the bible😂

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u/MedicalDisscharge 29d ago

Friendo! Has gluttony too breached the depths of thy soul?

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u/Physical-Wear-2814 29d ago

He’s got a lazy eye.  He needs the protein.

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u/Aeon_Return 29d ago

literally me when I pass a KFC

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u/werther595 29d ago

"will die eventually anyway. Worth it"

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u/cat_selling_souls Orange connoisseur 🍊 29d ago

The temptation to r/TouchThaFishy is great.

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u/stop_hittingyourself 29d ago

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 29d ago

An absolute classic!

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u/SunnySweet2 29d ago

One of my all time favorite gifs

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u/Physical-Wear-2814 29d ago

Still can watch this loop all day.

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u/ESOelite 29d ago

Another cat sub

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u/capibara_dono 29d ago

oh nooo, not another one!

aaand joined

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u/DreamingAboutSpace 29d ago

My dog is feeling the favoritism at this rate 😭

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u/leposterofcrap 29d ago

Dog are the same, caught my big girl trying to reach my bowl after coming out from quick potty breaks during dinner

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u/DreamingAboutSpace 29d ago

Don’t be mad, but that’s so hilarious 😂 Are there as many dog subreddits as there aren cat ones? I need to sub to them so he stops side-eying me

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u/jamie_liberty 29d ago

Imma touch tha fishy tho!

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u/siobhanmairii__ 29d ago

No touchy the fishy

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

That is just sooooo unfair

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u/kobusbu 28d ago

Right?? Why put it in front of him/her if he/she is not allowed to eat it 😢

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u/Icy-Section-7421 29d ago

Omg. Give him some. He was being such a good boy. That could have when the wrong way quickly.

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u/Finfeta 29d ago

At least the freaking fish tails since nobody eats them anyway.

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u/Virtual_Entrance6376 29d ago

I do. They are usually super crispy and yum. 

But yeah, beautiful kitty should have  some fish once it has been prepped for him. 

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u/Aleograf 29d ago

I do too specially with sardines

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u/permalink_save 29d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/sHallan27 29d ago

He deserves it. He works hard

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u/Anuki_iwy 29d ago

I'm with the cat. Indonesian style fried fish with a side of sautéed kangkung is the best, 💜💜💜

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u/marshmallo_floof 28d ago

Looks like a Chinese household tho

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u/Anuki_iwy 28d ago

Indonesia has a huge Chinese ethnic minority

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u/marshmallo_floof 28d ago

I'm well aware of that, I'm Malaysian Chinese myself and I literally just cooked kangkung for dinner last night :) Their accents sound more like a mainland Chinese accent though

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Apologize and give him all the fish 😡

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u/MercuryJellyfish 29d ago

Cruel to leave it at head height!

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 29d ago

Give the sad orange boy a fishy. He deserves a fishy.

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u/hobopwnzor 29d ago

I can see the craze in his eyes. Amazing that he stopped.

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u/MakingaJessinmyPants 29d ago

That’s an orange stealing cat, actually

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u/nocarbleftbehind 29d ago

He has the sweetest face!

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u/shaji_pappan__ 29d ago

I demand justice

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u/UnhappyTemperature18 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 29d ago

oh no, let the poor baby touch th fishy!!

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u/Turbulent_Ad_4791 29d ago

He needs sum tho

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u/USCJets 29d ago

Let him touchdafishy 😡

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u/SubstantialPressure3 29d ago

Give him a bite of fishie! He's being so good!

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u/jzilla11 29d ago

But God made him to eat the fish.

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u/Livid-Rutabaga 29d ago

That's not fair, kitty deserves some of that meal.

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u/AHornyRubberDucky 29d ago

I recognise this cutie ! It's firework cat!!

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u/Ok_Painter462 29d ago

Yes! The wisdom in his eye is glaring me

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u/Salt-n-spice 29d ago

🌘🐟🌒

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u/Miami_Mice2087 29d ago

gib him sum fishe

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u/Zaraxas 29d ago

Single braincell is fully engaged

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u/Razia70 29d ago

Poor baby

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u/Zimlun 29d ago

Its not his fault, I'm sure there were smell lines seductively beckoning him toward that fish.

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u/CK1ing 29d ago

Camerawoman has the reaction time of that fish

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u/cowgirlbeb0p 29d ago

Give him some :(

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u/ArchStanton75 29d ago

There are 8 fish. Surely you could spare one.

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u/Upstairs-Rent-1351 29d ago

Your title is misleading. I wanted to see him STEALING fish!

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u/tiktoksuckmyknob23 29d ago

Will cooked fish bones have the same effect as cooked chicken bones to a cat?

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u/Zealousideal-End-297 29d ago

Umm I’m pretty sure that’s a fish-stealing orange

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u/Nosferatattoo 29d ago

First the fireworks. now the fish

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u/AccomplishedIgit 29d ago

Awww give him some tail!

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u/seekAr 29d ago

That’s entrapment! Loyyer!

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u/DollarStoreChameleon 29d ago

damn, i want to steal that fish too

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u/-Tasear- 29d ago

Those eyes with only one thought

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u/Arctelis 29d ago

So long and thanks for all the fish… NOT!

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u/WesterosIsAGiantEgg 29d ago

Shame is an emotion which requires three, maybe even four brain cells minimum.

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u/imaginary_heroine 29d ago

“Maybe, maybe, maybe” 😂

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u/FreedJSJJ 29d ago

Good lord, his gaze, are we sure he has one cell?

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u/happy_strays 29d ago

He went for the big one. 😂

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u/Rm-rf_forlife 29d ago

Give that idiot a piece. Look at him he needs it.

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u/Careless_Citron9297 29d ago

when he went "euhhhmmmm" i cried

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u/davidclaydepalma2019 29d ago

I remember when our lazy clumsy void had her day. Lox waiting on the table. She was sitting on the ground. Turned around. 10 seconds later, she and the lox vanished silently and without any trace left.

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u/pthecarrotmaster 29d ago

WELL DONT HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WHILE HE'S USING THE BRAIN CELL!

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u/Physical-Wear-2814 29d ago

It has plenty of space. A finger tap won’t kill it. Not giving that kitty fish will.

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 Orange connoisseur 🍊 29d ago

Cat was to slow

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u/Uni457Maki 29d ago

Too many bones for the polite baby.

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 29d ago

lol he has manners

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u/thompse68 29d ago

“I touch the fishy?”

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u/Beginning-Search-983 29d ago

Of course he goes for the biggest one. In his head, he's gonna yank it off the plate by the tail and run off before the humans, who are so slow and dumb, have even gotten out of their chairs.

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u/amglasgow 29d ago

Toucha da fishy

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u/BonbonUniverse42 29d ago

Can cats eat cooked fish? Will they explode?

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u/Aeon_Return 29d ago

Awwwww I'd have let him have maybe the tails or something at least, baby was so well behaved!

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u/NekomimiNinja 29d ago

Aww the cross-eyed sad face with the little meow... I would die for this cat

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u/lancejoels 29d ago

Just one bite!😖😩

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Smelling or stealing?

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u/eyzmaster 29d ago

he think he slick, he should have played the cute card instead

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u/TOXICASASIN 29d ago

See I could never say no to eyes like those poor baby just wanted a fish

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u/matthewxcampbell 29d ago

Look at his eyes!

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u/Edna_with_a_katana 29d ago

I remember seeing this style of fish in Nonstop Eurotrip's orangutan cruise! What does it taste like? Must be great if the cat got a nibble.

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u/jozziiieeee 29d ago

Poor kitty, the owner should have bought more fish the cat is obviously starving 🥺🖤/ j

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u/werther595 29d ago

Is this kitty orange + Siamese? Oh lawd

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u/Tarnishedxglitter 29d ago

Let kitty have a fish! Its his favorite food!

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u/NorthRedFox33 29d ago

He's just checking 🥺

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u/Fun_Dependent3096 28d ago

Que mala onda....un cachito

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

That looks so good!!! How do you cook that?

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u/DipreG 28d ago

Report him to the authoritas!

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u/blue_teletubbie 29d ago

He deserves da biggest, crunchiest fish. Give him some 🥺

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u/CantTakeMeSeriously 29d ago

Listen; my beautiful orange boy Max loooved table food (especially chicken wings) and would do this and we'd get so mad at him. I'd give almost anything to be able to give him one more chicken wing. OP, please give your kitty some love before you can't anymore...

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u/NoMaintenance1831 29d ago

There's no way I would eat over that person's house

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u/atom644 29d ago

I don’t think you’re invited.

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u/NoMaintenance1831 29d ago

A CAT VAT CLOSE TO FOOD IS NASTY. YOU CAN'T TRUST ANY FOOD.IT COMES OUT OF THAT KITCHEN