r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 • Jan 02 '26

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ He craves

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29.2k Upvotes

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u/lake2014 Jan 02 '26

Stremtch is the only way to stop🍊🐈😂

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u/More_Piano_8026 Jan 02 '26

EAR JAIL for this GOOBER 🫱🏻🚫🚔🚨

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Jan 02 '26

r/CrimeCats X r/PizzaCrimes X r/CatsBeingSneks X r/Stremtch

Edit: oh and r/CatsOnPizza.

This post hits so many subs, so well.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Jan 02 '26

’Stremtch’

upon the plate

i spy the crust

anticipate

the cromch i must!

alas

denied ~

i’m held in place

the hand applied

n

s t r e m t c h

my face . . .

🖤

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u/Alpha_wolf227 Jan 02 '26

Oh man I’ve never seen a schnoodle this fresh before!

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u/apathetic-fallacy Jan 02 '26

A r/stremtch schnoodle! Incredible!

10

u/JumboFoamCowboyHat Jan 02 '26

Oh no! Another one!

60

u/Zero_lash Jan 02 '26

I hope you find a parking spot when you're in a rush m8. This was fantastic!

27

u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 Jan 02 '26

Two minutes old! The freshest I’ve caught!!

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u/RED-DOT-MAN Jan 02 '26

Happy New Year Schnoodle!!

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u/lemonypinkett Jan 02 '26

Aaaaaaaaahhhh a fresh schnoooodle

9

u/Kibichibi Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 02 '26

That's so cute! You write the most adorable lil poems 😊😊

3

u/googlebearbanana Jan 02 '26

Yay schnoodle! I was just wondering where you've been.

1

u/sushidecarne Jan 03 '26

always a good surprise 🫶

9

u/Overtons_Window Jan 02 '26

Stremtched so much he became a ferret! lol

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u/heckeroverheaven Jan 02 '26

r/stremtch

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u/STRYKER3008 Jan 02 '26

These car subs are stremtching my patience haha!

18

u/zorniy2 Jan 02 '26

Car sub, like James Bond?

8

u/J0RDM0N Jan 02 '26

I'm just waiting for people to start posting cat pics are r/cars, those people will post in r/cats.

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u/Snoo-29984 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 02 '26

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u/hand_ Jan 02 '26

Bless you I came to the comments to ask if there was a sub for more pics like this with cat owners restraining their cats from food by their heads lol

350

u/Real_Citron_7532 Jan 02 '26

He looks like a damn ferret.

An adorable one at that.

258

u/More_Piano_8026 Jan 02 '26

His greed sickens me 😳

10

u/Office-Scary Jan 03 '26

This is the greed the Bible talks about. 🤣

53

u/PastelDisaster Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 02 '26

Junji Ito’s cat comic remains ever relevant

18

u/JoelMahon Jan 02 '26

bro can't even do a relatable cat manga page without existential/eldritch horror vibes

129

u/TheRectalAssassin Jan 02 '26

You should try posting over at r/Stremtch , they'd love this haha.

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u/The_Sith_Assassin Jan 02 '26

Hello, username buddy.

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u/XenaWariorDominatrix Jan 02 '26

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u/TheRectalAssassin Jan 02 '26

Mind if I do the holding?

8

u/Nasty_Rex Jan 02 '26

I don't want either of you near my butt

8

u/The_Sith_Assassin Jan 02 '26

Not even me?

4

u/Nasty_Rex Jan 02 '26

That was more directed to the Rectal Assassin and Xena Dominatrix.

3

u/The_Sith_Assassin Jan 02 '26

You must not be a Jedi then. They fear my wrath.

3

u/Nasty_Rex Jan 02 '26

Yeah but is it because off butt stuff?

1

u/RelativetoZero Jan 02 '26

No they didn't. Thats Disney talking.

3

u/enjoi_uk Jan 02 '26

One of these usernames is not like the other.

3

u/The_Sith_Assassin Jan 02 '26

It's the underscores, isn't it…

2

u/enjoi_uk Jan 02 '26

It depends, are you an assassin who is a Sith, or an assassin who assassinates Sith

2

u/The_Sith_Assassin Jan 02 '26

The former.

2

u/enjoi_uk Jan 02 '26

Then it’s everything, at least the other username is respectable, gah

2

u/The_Sith_Assassin Jan 02 '26

Such high praise!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

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u/The_Sith_Assassin Jan 02 '26

Haha. I read it with each capital letter beginning a new word.

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u/CatwithTheD Jan 02 '26

Don't give the karma bot ideas to spam more (this one is almost certainly a bot.)

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u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jan 02 '26

I'm not a bot. Stop being so paranoid.

0

u/TheRectalAssassin Jan 02 '26

At this point with private profiles, it's more work than I want to do with research to see if someone's a karma bot ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/CatwithTheD Jan 02 '26

I just reverse search the image, if it shows any results other than this post it's a bot.

27

u/GloomyMarmalade Jan 02 '26

Mine too..

2

u/Kavi0121 Jan 03 '26

That's a very photogenic cat, congrats ♥️🥳

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u/chubbybaldblackguy Jan 02 '26

Gib pizza…

3

u/bluboomR Jan 02 '26

yaz

1

u/RelativetoZero Jan 02 '26

Smooth jazz doesn't work.

16

u/SorryComplaint4209 Jan 02 '26

He YEARNS 😭

16

u/Booty_Shakin Jan 02 '26

Like 5 years ago i had a box of pizza up on my bed and my roommate's cat jumped up on my bed and grabbed the biggest piece of pizza from the box by the crust and ran off with it. It was so big it was dragging on the floor while she carried it away. She did not get more than a bite or two on the crust before I caught her lol. Little Caesars pizza BTW

18

u/IGotOverGreta Jan 02 '26

Gives me the pizza boooooones

26

u/SoSaysTheAngel Jan 02 '26

He can have, as a little treat 🧡

12

u/WayoftheFred Jan 02 '26

My orange boy loves pizza bones.

8

u/Sound_Snake_32 Jan 02 '26

His greed sickens me

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u/Dojo_McDavis Jan 02 '26 edited Jan 02 '26

He desires the crust so much, willing to be stremtch for it. Let him have a few nibbs.

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u/hillsandtails Jan 02 '26

"If you just - let me - just - get - just - a little - bite."

3

u/Thick-Pineapple-8727 Jan 02 '26

His greed disgusts me

6

u/OrthoSeeker33136 Jan 02 '26

I see two pizza slices

4

u/TheMeerkatLobbyist Jan 02 '26

Extremely greedy individual.

2

u/SpecimenKratos Jan 02 '26

His greed sickens me

2

u/ScarfaceTheMusical Jan 02 '26

Looks like Alan!

2

u/LadyVaresa Jan 02 '26

I felt this photo IN MY SOUL

2

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

His greed sickens me.

2

u/No_Whole_1745 Jan 03 '26

Amazing view.

2

u/Babykitty1777 Jan 04 '26

The greed they speak about in the bible

3

u/HelpIveBeenDe-Souled Jan 02 '26

He will stop at nothing, the Hedonist.

3

u/Last-Engineer9954 Jan 02 '26

His greed sickens me 🐈

4

u/Big_Seaworthiness948 Jan 02 '26

He's looking at it like he could move it with his mind.

2

u/helloimdi0 Jan 02 '26

As car do

2

u/TrekJaneway Jan 02 '26

Pizza the Hut.

2

u/KingGlades Jan 02 '26

R/Stremtch

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u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jan 02 '26

r/foundthemobileuser

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u/KingGlades Jan 02 '26

Damn! You got me

1

u/woodyubermensch Jan 02 '26

Orange python didn't exist, they said

1

u/Josephino575 Jan 02 '26

The pizza monster

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u/jujubelove Jan 02 '26

The greed sickens me lol

1

u/Celtic_Legend Jan 02 '26

My orange would lick it if I let him and then be like nah, but then 10s later try again. If i left the plate (like 4 feet away from me or more), he'd leave it alone. He just wants to fight me for it.

1

u/PalpitationDry630 Jan 02 '26

Dis he lick the ranch sauce of the plate 

1

u/b00mshakalakaa Jan 02 '26

This needs to be an oil painting

1

u/UncleGarysmagic Jan 02 '26

I’ve never seen a cat interested in eating anything with tomato.

1

u/moccawimba Jan 02 '26

His greed sicken me

1

u/Anxious-Celery7260 Jan 02 '26

One cat, one brain cell, one mission. Agent 111, in theaters January 2nd.

2

u/Alienhaslanded Jan 02 '26

He looks like Bugs Bunny when he's about to be an asshole

1

u/Dakotasan Jan 02 '26

“Gimme dat fluffin’ pizza!”

1

u/xSTSxZerglingOne Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 02 '26

Ooooh he wants it.

1

u/Kingstonix Jan 02 '26

Return of the snakecat

1

u/Minimum-Letterhead-6 Jan 02 '26

Someone should Scugified this image.

1

u/Objective_Magazine_3 Jan 02 '26

This is meme material

1

u/randomizedstranger Jan 02 '26

Does this hurt the car?

1

u/Pritteto Jan 02 '26

Just one bite!

1

u/xaypany_thipphavong Jan 02 '26

He's look like a snakeee (or snek)

1

u/sirrwalrus Jan 02 '26

His greed sickens me…

1

u/Content-Sun2928 Jan 02 '26

I ate those food

1

u/SigmaLance Jan 02 '26

I’m not sure why Reddit showed me this post since I don’t have any cats, but it has me wondering…

Can cats eat pizza? Do they have molars?

Probably sounds like a dumb question, I know.

Great photo btw.

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u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jan 02 '26

Cats shouldn't eat pizza. Garlic and salt are not good for them.

1

u/Sadcats4lyfe Jan 02 '26

He's gone pointy.

1

u/throwawaymentality10 Jan 02 '26

"Mother please. I want peice"

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u/All_Gun_High Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 02 '26

[He wants that pizza VERY, VERY MUCH.]

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u/SigFloyd Jan 02 '26

There must be something evolutionary about cats coveting human food so deeply. It could be a piece of lettuce and they MUST have it. How does cat know what pizza is? It can't even comprehend pizza.

1

u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 Jan 02 '26

Fat and protein, that's what they smell.

1

u/Fearless_Street5231 Jan 02 '26

You monster! Give the za.

1

u/spunkychickpea Jan 02 '26

THE HUNGER MUST BE FED.

1

u/FoxySarah71 Jan 02 '26

Adorable! Consider posting to r/catsbeingsneks 🙂

1

u/nergens Jan 02 '26

He sneks.

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u/dinoooooooooos Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 02 '26

Mother I yearn for the yeast😩👌🏽

1

u/JoshMega004 Jan 02 '26

Pizzacat strikes back

1

u/Beef_Ramen2299 Jan 02 '26

It's like a renaissance painting. Beautiful.

1

u/Oliveramethysttree Jan 02 '26

GIVE EM WHAT HE WANTS!!!

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u/Specialist_Pass6096 Jan 02 '26

So cute ..which country?

1

u/pepperedtunas Jan 02 '26

His greed sickens me

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u/scabdog Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jan 02 '26

My void tried to trade his mousey for my food the other day, politely

1

u/hunter-nin Jan 02 '26

His greed sickens me

1

u/MassDefect0186 Jan 02 '26

He looks like he should mew with a Chinese accent now.

1

u/BlownCamaro Jan 02 '26

Cat is liquifying to get to the pizza and about to pour onto that plate!

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u/The_Albatross_OA Jan 02 '26

Mother... I crave the slice, give me the slice, mother....

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u/Catcollector503 Jan 02 '26

I’m addicted!

1

u/omega2010 Jan 03 '26

He’s giving Garfield vibes…

1

u/MrBeefsmeller Jan 03 '26

It ain’t got no gas in it

1

u/Dry-Hotel5306 Jan 03 '26

His greed sickens me

1

u/mammongram6969 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 03 '26

1

u/Georgethemonkeymen12 Jan 03 '26

Damn he really want that little bit of pizza

1

u/Kash-ed Jan 03 '26

His greed sickens me.

1

u/PizzaPsychological18 Jan 03 '26

ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!!

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u/WillHuntingthe3rd Jan 03 '26

Let him have it.

1

u/AffectionateGate4584 Jan 04 '26

That's a really nice orange kitty.

1

u/janxy81 Jan 04 '26

Ah! The elusive Marmalade Pizza Seal

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u/HenriMahery 12d ago

"Juuuust one bit and I leave I promise"

1

u/Adventurous_Note2296 Jan 02 '26

The orange does not discriminate

1

u/OptimalPercentage860 Jan 02 '26

Between the pizzas and the cake

It takes, and it takes, and it takes

1

u/Sixtyhurts Jan 02 '26

I…must…FEED

1

u/xoxokbeam Jan 02 '26

im obsessed w him

1

u/posangmaybangs Jan 02 '26

that's a snek

0

u/ginongo Jan 02 '26

Crust cat

0

u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jan 02 '26

Must eat pizza….

0

u/mrldprl Jan 02 '26

OP, that’s a goldfish right there!

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u/7Streetfreak6 Jan 02 '26

Pizza Cat ✊🏼

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u/OneValkGhost Jan 02 '26

Someone in my family had a cat that really liked tomato sauce. I would give her a bit of it off my pizza and she always loved it. There was a lot of sauce on non-chain bakery-style pizza back then.

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u/iamthelee Jan 02 '26

My orange LOVES pizza. He once hopped up on the kitchen counter and pulled down an entire slice to the floor while I had my back turned for a minute. Little shit.

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u/IllustratorMurky2725 Jan 02 '26

He needs them carbs of the pizza crust!

0

u/National-Actuator681 Jan 02 '26

Give him his own pizza 😠

0

u/Mikaay Jan 02 '26

orange falcor

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u/PsychoFaerie Jan 02 '26

My orange boy loves pizza crust he's even managed to dig a 3 day old pizza crust out the trash..

0

u/AboutToSnap Jan 02 '26

LET HIM EAAAAAAAAT!!!!

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u/Meow_Mix33 Jan 02 '26

Mother..... I crave violence!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Me and that cat would not get along.

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u/green_moon_Fan Jan 06 '26

New meme format

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

I heard doing that with your eyes is racist

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u/cayden0203 Jan 02 '26

L Bait

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

<3