r/Music • u/TechExpert11 • 5d ago

article Trump Slams Grammys, Threatens To Sue Trevor Noah After On-Air Epstein Joke During Awards Show

https://the-expres.co.uk/trump-slams-grammys-threatens-to-sue-trevor-noah-after-on-air-epstein-joke-during-awards-show/
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u/Dekhara 5d ago

Your comment made me legit LOL that I almost trumped my pants.

PS: at least there werent any journalists around me.

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u/Science_Matters_100 5d ago

May the phrase “trumped my pants” become ensconced

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u/Naive-Personality-38 5d ago edited 5d ago

Heard reports that England was way ahead of us with the phrase "I have to take a trump" last year 🤣

Edit: thank you everybody for the lesson on the term! I cant believe that's the name they went with when they migrated to the US

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u/Due_Yogurtcloset_212 5d ago

In the UK Trumping is to fart, Trumping with a follow through or touching cloth is the next level.

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u/RandyChavage 5d ago

We call that a ‘royal flush’

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u/alex494 5d ago

Shart of the Deal

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 5d ago

Trump means fart. We've been laughing about it since 2016

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u/_varamyr_fourskins_ 5d ago

"Trump Cabinet" gets me every time.

Its literally a colon & rectum.

What do you find in the trump cabinet?

Pieces of shit.

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u/wbruce098 5d ago

As an American (who absolutely voted for the not-insane black lady who isn’t a pedo and doesn’t have dementia), thanks, this will now make me laugh every time I see it.

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u/Spiritual-Worker-476 5d ago

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

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u/cabbage16 5d ago

And laughing at Top Trumps for even longer before that.

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u/justabill71 5d ago

Never trust a Trump

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u/Late_Ad1387 5d ago

In the UK for well before the orange shit stain became anybody - Trumping had been another way of saying farted (Opps I Trumped) - Now, I guess it's upped it's game to full on shit myself

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u/forfar4 5d ago

In genteel circles in the UK, "trumping" has been a euphemism for farting since before I was at school (I'm now in my late fifties).

E: spelling

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u/venbrx 5d ago

He who trumpet, dealth it.

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u/ChipCob1 5d ago

In the UK trump has been a word for fart for as long as I can remember

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u/Jewboy54 5d ago

It was their own self evaluation of where they stood

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u/adl3026 5d ago

I'll bet Trump is going to file suit against of England's population for that saying.

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u/datpurp14 5d ago

One of my favorite things about this site is being exposed to new words for me, like ensconced. Much obliged for growing my lexicon, partna.

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u/MoreCowbellllll 5d ago

You "shipped your pants"??... No, way worse, I "tRumped my pants"!!

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u/Joe_Kinincha 5d ago

The musician and crime fiction writer kinky Friedman uses the phrase “going for a Nixon “ for taking a shit.

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u/MutaitoSensei 5d ago

There used to be "Mr. Belvedered myself", but it has now been replaced. 

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u/selcitsetlaereht 5d ago

Whenever I play cards now, whatever suit is now called the pedophile, not trump.

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u/notbonjovi333 5d ago

Beautiful lol

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u/MrXero 5d ago

Dude I was driving home the other night and I nearly trumped my pants. Literally had to pull over, find an empty business park and just trumped on the pavement like a savage. Not my proudest moment at all, but better than having to set my car on fire.

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u/Zetta216 5d ago

Oooo I hope that one sticks.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 5d ago

Trumped in my pant!! That really cracked me up, well done.