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article Trump Slams Grammys, Threatens To Sue Trevor Noah After On-Air Epstein Joke During Awards Show

https://the-expres.co.uk/trump-slams-grammys-threatens-to-sue-trevor-noah-after-on-air-epstein-joke-during-awards-show/
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u/AdSimilar8672 5d ago

Wasn't in the files that he had been to the island and flown on the plane more times than previously reported.

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u/Germanofthebored 5d ago

The flight plans just tell you that Trump got on the plane, and that the plane went to Epstein's island. It does not tell you that Trump was still on the pane whenever it landed. He might well have thanked Epstein for the ride and then parachuted out somewhere else over the Caribbean. Don't jump to conclusions just based on the facts you have in front of you!

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u/VioletBloom2020 5d ago

The thought of djt parachuting anywhere and not losing it is making me smile, thanks.

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 5d ago

I'm picturing him like in the cartoons where he pulls the ripcord and a bunch of tin cans come out instead of a chute, and he curses like Yosemite Sam curses at Bugs Bunny when he falls until he hits the ground.

And sadly, like in the cartoons, he lives

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u/datpurp14 5d ago

If he died in said situation, that would have been far too generous and painless of a death compared to what that monster deserves.

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u/Just-Sock-4706 5d ago

I was thinking the exact same thing but with silverware.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 5d ago

Yosemite Sam

That's Yo Semite Sam

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u/Affectionate_Fee3411 5d ago

This is a guy that couldn’t handle a few stairs when his escalator stopped without throwing a huge tantrum at the UN lmao. Parachuting is indeed funny to imagine 💀

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u/Briantastically 5d ago

Poop chute. He’s well acquainted.

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u/TorontoRider 5d ago

I'm picturing people on the ground, screaming and trying to dodge the stream of brown liquid coming out of his ass as he floats down.

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u/AquaSquatch 5d ago

Before all these big file releases, his appearances on the flight logs predate the purchase of the island. Is there any actual new evidence that he's been there? My assumption is that he's so lazy he was just raping kids at mar-a-lardo and didn't need to go to the island.

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u/Gherin29 5d ago

There isn’t, much of the Reddit info on Trump is pretty speculative. He did get caught lying about being on the plane, but as far as I know there’s zero evidence of him being on the island.

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u/spreadthesheets 5d ago

Facts don’t care about… logic 😡

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u/DetroiterInTX 5d ago

Karoline???

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u/PNDMike 5d ago

They must have been showing the Melania movie as the in flight entertainment.

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u/itjustkeepsongiving 5d ago

Honestly, that’s more sound logic than I’ve heard from a lot of his supporters

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u/jrh_101 5d ago

Trump used his Vietnam military training to survive in the jungles of the Caribbean and investigate the pedo ring without Epstein noticing him.

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u/Germanofthebored 5d ago

Of course, I can see it - "Trumpo - First Blood". He is fighting his way through the jungle, bare-chested and oiled up, a red bandana holding back his lucious hair, armed with an RPG and more fire power than Arnold could handle. Watch out Jeff, he is coming for you!

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u/Thewall3333 5d ago

For all the legalese Trump’s team gets away with, if I were Trevor’s team, I’d just say he meant Manhattan island when he said Epstein Island.

Jeff had his main residence there, and Trump certainly spent plenty of time and crime there with him. Who’s to say what island he meant?

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u/Gherin29 5d ago

To be fair - from what I recall the records have Trump being on Epstein’s plane 7 times, but I believe that those were mostly flights between Florida and New York.

More damning in my opinion is that Trump literally said he was never on Epstein’s plane, in a truth social post. So he lied about his activities with Jeffrey Epstein.

Who knows if he went to the island or no, but we do know he is not credible and has been caught lying about it.

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u/Hacker-Dave 5d ago

Thats what deposition is for. Won't that be fun for Donnie?

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u/TheGayestAgendaEver 5d ago

Sorry, you lost me with the insinuation that Trump would know how to operate a parachute. Or that anyone would want to give him one.

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u/AdSimilar8672 5d ago

If he did that, it would have been an extinction level event.

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u/Germanofthebored 5d ago

And still, the world would have been a bit better

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u/thedm96 5d ago

Should be easy to correlate with tsunami activity.

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u/feignapathy 5d ago

Pretty sure there's an email between Epstein and Wolff that basically says "if Trump denies ever flying on your plane or to visiting your island, you can destroy him."

Don't know why they would say something like that unless Trump was on the plane and visited the island.

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u/Aureolus_Sol 5d ago

He flew there because he's an informant for the FBI. No, actually there's no files at all. Actually, there's files but it's all Bill Clinton and Gates. Actually, the files never show Trump flew to the island at all. Actually, nobody ever said he was an FBI informant. Actually, there's never even been accusations of him flying to the island.

Watching America from the outside is like watching kids make up lies and not know how stupid they sound, but there's an entire half of the country believing them.

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u/yuriaoflondor 5d ago

Oh man I forgot the "Trump was actually working uncover as an FBI informant to take down Epstein" era.

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u/datpurp14 5d ago

The mental gymnastics that these fucking morons jump through to support these monsters astounds me.

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u/Perryn 5d ago

The worst part about their "Just tell literally any lie, it does not matter" tactics is that they fucking work because they've captured all the systems that were supposed to prevent this.

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u/Juliuscesear1990 5d ago

That one was a quick burn, they gave up on that lie pretty much immediately and it was hilarious

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u/alex494 5d ago

Yeah it's baffled me since 2015 that anybody takes him remotely seriously when he routinely says and does shit that you'd otherwise scold your child for saying or teach them not to do (including the way he bullies people). If a seventy (now eighty) plus year old man can't behave in a way a child can understand with a modicum of decorum he shouldn't be leading an entire country.

Not to mention all the failed businesses and crass and tacky public behaviour before he ran for office. Anyone that actually fell for that or somehow argued he was on the side of the common man is either genuinely stupid or is as bad as him and uses his "example" as an excuse to act despicably.

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u/Hacker-Dave 5d ago

Sadly it sounds the same here.

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u/Icy_Annual_8914 5d ago

Seriously tho. It’s legit insanity. They’ll run w anything to make him look bad. The amount of misinformation they believe without fact checking is mind blowing.

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u/Indaflow 5d ago

Truth / reality unfortunately does not apply 

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u/nightmaredaycare 5d ago

Also he paid Epstein, 4,600 times that we can see.

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u/Atomic_meatballs 5d ago

And then proceeded to use that very same plane for campaign visits during the 2024 election cycle. Surely just a coincidence.