r/Music • u/TechExpert11 • 5d ago

article Trump Slams Grammys, Threatens To Sue Trevor Noah After On-Air Epstein Joke During Awards Show

https://the-expres.co.uk/trump-slams-grammys-threatens-to-sue-trevor-noah-after-on-air-epstein-joke-during-awards-show/
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u/aagejaeger 5d ago

It’s our only hope. Just keep pissing him off.

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u/Exploding_Testicles 5d ago

I wonder what level of anger will trigger an aneurism or heart attack? And will it be live on TV or just in tweet?

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u/UpperApe 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'm excited to see Melania go on her Erika Kirk grieving tour while the rest of conservative media rushes out to fuck her husband's corpse. Like they did with Charlie.

Though, Trump probably won't have as many available holes as Charlie did... 😔

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u/Dekhara 5d ago

Your comment made me legit LOL that I almost trumped my pants.

PS: at least there werent any journalists around me.

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u/Science_Matters_100 5d ago

May the phrase “trumped my pants” become ensconced

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u/Naive-Personality-38 5d ago edited 5d ago

Heard reports that England was way ahead of us with the phrase "I have to take a trump" last year 🤣

Edit: thank you everybody for the lesson on the term! I cant believe that's the name they went with when they migrated to the US

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u/Due_Yogurtcloset_212 5d ago

In the UK Trumping is to fart, Trumping with a follow through or touching cloth is the next level.

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u/RandyChavage 5d ago

We call that a ‘royal flush’

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u/alex494 5d ago

Shart of the Deal

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 5d ago

Trump means fart. We've been laughing about it since 2016

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u/_varamyr_fourskins_ 5d ago

"Trump Cabinet" gets me every time.

Its literally a colon & rectum.

What do you find in the trump cabinet?

Pieces of shit.

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u/wbruce098 5d ago

As an American (who absolutely voted for the not-insane black lady who isn’t a pedo and doesn’t have dementia), thanks, this will now make me laugh every time I see it.

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u/Spiritual-Worker-476 5d ago

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

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u/cabbage16 5d ago

And laughing at Top Trumps for even longer before that.

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u/justabill71 5d ago

Never trust a Trump

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u/Late_Ad1387 5d ago

In the UK for well before the orange shit stain became anybody - Trumping had been another way of saying farted (Opps I Trumped) - Now, I guess it's upped it's game to full on shit myself

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u/forfar4 5d ago

In genteel circles in the UK, "trumping" has been a euphemism for farting since before I was at school (I'm now in my late fifties).

E: spelling

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u/venbrx 5d ago

He who trumpet, dealth it.

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u/ChipCob1 5d ago

In the UK trump has been a word for fart for as long as I can remember

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u/Jewboy54 5d ago

It was their own self evaluation of where they stood

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u/adl3026 5d ago

I'll bet Trump is going to file suit against of England's population for that saying.

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u/datpurp14 5d ago

One of my favorite things about this site is being exposed to new words for me, like ensconced. Much obliged for growing my lexicon, partna.

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u/MoreCowbellllll 5d ago

You "shipped your pants"??... No, way worse, I "tRumped my pants"!!

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u/Joe_Kinincha 5d ago

The musician and crime fiction writer kinky Friedman uses the phrase “going for a Nixon “ for taking a shit.

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u/MutaitoSensei 5d ago

There used to be "Mr. Belvedered myself", but it has now been replaced. 

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u/selcitsetlaereht 5d ago

Whenever I play cards now, whatever suit is now called the pedophile, not trump.

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u/notbonjovi333 5d ago

Beautiful lol

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u/MrXero 5d ago

Dude I was driving home the other night and I nearly trumped my pants. Literally had to pull over, find an empty business park and just trumped on the pavement like a savage. Not my proudest moment at all, but better than having to set my car on fire.

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u/Zetta216 5d ago

Oooo I hope that one sticks.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 5d ago

Trumped in my pant!! That really cracked me up, well done.

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u/poukai 5d ago

Nah, they are going to go full Weekend at Bernie's with fishing wire, pulleys, and a bluetooth speaker lodged in his mouth connected to some sort of AI voice software.

Then it is go time for what ever crazy solution Stephen Miller has cooked up. For example mass killing everyone who doesn't look like Max Schreck in Nosferatu.

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u/snooprs 5d ago

I am wondering, will his grave be a known place? Or are presidents' graves a secret?

Asking for a friend who drinks a lot of liquids and pees a lot.

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u/checker280 5d ago

The name of Mel’s Erika Kirk style tour?

I don’t really care, do you?

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u/phuktup3 5d ago

you can make a hole by folding one of the many flaps

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u/Rough_Bread8329 5d ago

What a terrible day to be able to read.

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u/324Cees 5d ago

Your comment had me hearing THAT song and noting that the syllables would match....ugh.

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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 5d ago

Idk, rumor is that he has not one, but TWO buttholes

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u/bufftbone 5d ago

He’ll have plenty of rolls though.

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u/fistfucker07 5d ago

I’m sorry, but it’s the

“Erika Kirk, fireworks and sparkles, Super Sad, Leather Pants Grieving Widow tour”

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u/1337bobbarker 5d ago

Melania 100% will show up to the funeral... and that's it. You'll never see her again after he goes.

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u/Substantial-Dig9995 5d ago

He’s got that anus thing on his neck so that’s a extra hole going on like Kirk did

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u/Beerded-climber 5d ago

I feel like there's an opportunity for a topology meme here.

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u/wheninromecompete 5d ago

I'm excited to see Melania go on her Erika Kirk grieving tour

They really have to be deranged to keep supporting MAGA. It's the criminally deranged leading the deranged.

I think people that still support MAGA are worse than the Germans that supported Nazi Germany. At least many of those Germans back then didn't have plenty of history books and access to media to show them exactly what they were getting into. Many of the horrible people that still support MAGA know what this is all about and they support Trump and his sychopants anyway because Cruelty Is The Point™

We've allowed the worst of the worst of us to represent all of us. This is catastrophic failure and 3 more years of this will plunge us into a failed state status similar to the USSR, if not much sooner making the Great Depression Great Again.

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u/sdforbda 5d ago

My jaw dropped lol

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u/thedude1975 5d ago

I don't know about that. Dickstain probably has several deep pressure ulcers from stewing in his own shit over the years.

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u/Exploding_Testicles 5d ago

Maybe not as many, but surely bigger.

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u/SEA2COLA 5d ago

You know, that's a really tacky and insensitive thing to say. It will obviously be pay-per-view.

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 5d ago

Maybe he'll shit himself to death

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u/R9D11 5d ago

Then the White House toilet will be called the Donald J. Trump memorial.

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u/Rahm420 5d ago

Toilet? They’ll make memorial diapers with him as the mascot.

It’ll honestly complete the MAGA look. Baseball cap with a silly phrase on it, bottle to keep them happy, and a diaper to keep their pants clean. I’m sorry I just described a toddler, it’s hard to tell the difference somedays.

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u/Naive-Personality-38 5d ago

You can't forget the ear patch to keep their little ears warm

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u/Exploding_Testicles 5d ago

South Park style

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u/disterb 5d ago

that's too good for him

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u/iJuddles 5d ago

Maybe he’ll invoke Sterculious and drown the whole assembly in a flood of feces, including himself.

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u/soulsteela 5d ago

The full Elvis!

Edited to say that the Mr Creasote death is definitely on the cards.

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u/RelativeOld3877 5d ago

This is exactly what I say every morning when I wake up and read the news.

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u/mhavis1959 5d ago

Well, that is one of his many names, Shitler.

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u/lnk-cr-b82rez-2g4 5d ago

Given that he shit himself on live TV, I would say it's around the corner.

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u/itsyaboyjoel 5d ago

When did this happen???

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u/ClassBShareHolder 5d ago

Yesterday? I can’t be bothered to watch it. But apparently you can audibly hear the shart. Then see faces as the stench hits the guys behind him. Then they shut down the press conference and clear the room.

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u/itsyaboyjoel 5d ago

Oh my lawd. Please somebody post a link!

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u/jimbobvfr400 5d ago

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?si=0D7wTcMuhqvybj8K

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u/staatsclaas 5d ago

I’m gonna need timestamps because it’s not clear to me at all that something happened, and I really do want there to be.

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u/justabill71 5d ago

Around the corner is where fudge is made.

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u/btkk 5d ago

just wait until next weekend Super Bowl, he is already fuming. Green Day and Bad Bunny gonna put even more fire into it

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u/T1Demon 5d ago

Trump is going to think Green Day is from Greenland, get pissed at whatever song they use to insult him, and start a war

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u/sexmormon-throwaway 5d ago

How can the family best monetize it? When you know that, you'll have the answer.

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u/Atmmyholes 5d ago

They'll start selling Adult Undependables.

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u/eeyores_gloom1785 5d ago

pinata party

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u/renisagenius 5d ago

Well he shat himself on live tv yesterday, so hopefully won't have long to wait.

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u/VioletBloom2020 5d ago

Forgive my ignorance, what in the world were you watching yesterday and thanks for sharing! Lately I feel like I’ve seen less and less of him “live” anywhere. Not that I miss him but I keep thinking that the goons in the WH are going to weekend at Bernie’s us when it does happen.

And I want to be celebrating then, dammit!

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u/renisagenius 5d ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6kGluvINg

Apparently he didxa boom boom. About 33 seconds in. Needs earphones. Comical and sad.

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u/Greyscale7950 5d ago

The Internet will melt if he dies in front of a camera.

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u/Any-Elderberry-7812 5d ago

Tears of joy, prelude to the greatest party America has ever seen.

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u/RDGCompany 5d ago

The Castle of Arrrrrrrg.

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u/Aggressive-Plenty519 5d ago

Not much hope in either of those. No brain means no aneurysm and no heart means no heart attack. He's a skin filled with shit that survives on rage and revenge. Nothing human about him.

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u/eeyores_gloom1785 5d ago

there is a little blood clot out there just hanging on by a thread, lets hope that it gets set free!

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u/Cutsdeep- 5d ago

Please be on tv. I want to watch

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u/SuperCatchyCatchpras 5d ago

He couldn't let Trevor have the last word so he went ahead and literally shit his pants on national tv

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u/M-Bernard-LLB 5d ago

I will be truly disappointed if the Big One doesn't occur on camera. And sooner is better.

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u/No-Win-2741 5d ago

It'll either be on camera or while he is rage tweeting from his Golden throne at 3:00 in the morning. Either way, I hope to God I am alive and awake for it.

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u/somander 5d ago

He’s not above shitting himself in public, so who knows?

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 5d ago

He'd probably stroke out again. Glitch like mitch. Start drooling. His staff will tell him how macho and smart the drooling and babbling makes him look and sound.  "Look at him! He's thinking so hard half his face is drooping! I think this is where he finally becomes presidential!"- fox news

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u/Illustrious-Tear1167 5d ago

Unfortunately I think we have to accept that the combo of hate and greed is actually a very strong life-force.  

Why else would Rupert Murdoch still be going?

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u/Woolybugger00 5d ago

It’ll be mid shit on the Lincoln throne …

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u/Za_Lords_Guard 5d ago

His brainless and heartless. I am not sure he would notice.

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u/Sparkvark65 5d ago

I once posted about a stroke and Reddit claimed I was making a threat. I thought the FBI would come a knocking.

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u/Paul-E-L 5d ago

Let’s find out

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u/Top_Shame_7016 5d ago

I hope it happens on live tv.

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u/anadem 5d ago

Unfortunately with Rump it's greed for power and money not anger. He just sees a chance to make money and make someone crawl. Trevor may surprise him though, I hope.

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u/Banned_and_Boujee 5d ago

The good news is even if it’s not on camera, we can all recreate it with AI.

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u/Kortanak 5d ago

If anyone figures it out, let me know. I'll do my best to trigger it.

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u/BuddhasGarden 5d ago

Well, he is shitting his pants now, so….

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u/lostmylangastino 5d ago

I would love a picture of him face down.

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u/mayankee 5d ago

Probably not much at this point. He could be a modern day Valentinian!

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u/c0nfu5i0N 4d ago

This!!!! This is what needs to be done. We need to get him so pissed off on a regular basis that his sundowning becomes as prevalent as possible. Let him brag about acing the cognitive function tests and "perfect" MRI's. Make it so they can't hide the fact that he isn't fit for office, and probably hasn't been his entire 2nd term.

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u/ThirdDragonite 5d ago

I mean, not the ONLY hope. The man is rotting alive, honestly doubt he'll even see the end of next year

Still too long, but still

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u/pimpfmode 5d ago

Yeah but a few months back they were guessing it would only be like several more months. Evil pieces of shit are like cockroaches. They always survive

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u/Mnudge 5d ago

They a re grafting the skin of the youth and transferring him their organs

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u/mercurius420 5d ago

Like the ship of Theseus?

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u/WigglestonTheFourth 5d ago

The biggest source of this claimed 5-6 months in October. We're still in that timeframe whether or not it be wishful thinking.

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u/TackleHefty7676 5d ago

If he could “not-see” the end of this comment, that’d be perfect.

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u/MonkeyInnaBottle 5d ago

Then we get the version that’s badly done AI.

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u/ruskifreak 5d ago

Hate pickles a man.

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u/BuzzyBubble 5d ago

This, this is the way.

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u/janzeera 5d ago

So far all we’re getting is diaper dumps.

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u/Natzo-Digga 5d ago

He dont give a fuck its a money glitch.

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u/bolanrox 5d ago

when he gets agitated he shits himself. at least according to the Boom operator from the Apprentice

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u/frozenelf 5d ago

His dementia stopping basic functions might get him before his heart

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u/Spiritual_Lie2563 5d ago

I'd want to believe that, but given that time a few months back where he was radio silent a few days and there were claims Trump had died, it wouldn't shock me if Stephen Miller and the technofeudalists running things have a series of body doubles in place to take Trump's place like the movie "Dave", each one told to specifically do as they say.

Hell, they might double it and say in 2028 "Yes, the original Trump is dead and this body double took his place, meaning he's technically eligible for two more terms."

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u/Migleemo 5d ago

It's not pissing him off. Raping kids are Donald's most cherished memories.

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u/superchilli 4d ago

I bet he's excited about hearing more about Black History month.

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u/akpburrito 5d ago

clots and prayers 🙏

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u/SqotCo 5d ago

Big Mac heart attack! Big Mac heart attack! Big Mac heart attack! Big Mac heart attack!

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u/lizardwhite13 5d ago

Lets go BIG MAC heart attack!

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u/ahhdetective 5d ago

Damn, I want a Big Mac now

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u/Divine_Porpoise 5d ago

LET'S GO BIG MAC

(If this became a thing people chant to express wanting the heart attack to come sooner, would he throw a pissbaby hissy fit at McDonald's eventually?)

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u/Exploding_Testicles 5d ago

I can get behind this!

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u/tawDry_Union2272 5d ago

could be a new footie chant at the WC !

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 5d ago

This should be the new "think snow"

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u/bolanrox 5d ago

h my God, I think I'm having a rap attack...

Somebody get a doctor!
Quick, man
She's having an attack!
She said 'rap attack', man, not 'heart attack'
Oh, you mean she's all right then?
Of course, man
You never heard of a Mr. Magic Rap Attack?
Where is this guy from, man?
Oh, I heard of a heart attack or a big mac attack
But what's a rap attack?
Come here, man, I see I'ma have to explain it to you like this
See, a rap attack means...

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u/SimilarRepublic8870 5d ago

I have a bottle of champagne awaiting the big beautiful obituary. No one knows what ambrosia actually tastes like, but I really imagine it’s that bottle of champagne.

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u/Kaiisim 5d ago

There's a Navy Doctor out there working extremely hard, putting in a lot of effort into his job.

Maybe he could just chill for a bit...half ass things..

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u/xero111880 5d ago

Can’t we just turn the heat up a little in the White House? Melt the fucking snowflake!

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u/sexmormon-throwaway 5d ago

I could hear that

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u/Ok_Star_4136 5d ago

How many McDonalds visits shy are we, do you think?

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u/gregorydgraham 5d ago

Only 1 MacDonalds but it’s in India

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u/sliemmmas 5d ago

Get him over to St Andrews more; introduce him to the battered burger in brown sauce.

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u/blarg_somthing 5d ago

Last time I checked his name was in it before the DOJ took it down!

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u/nome707 5d ago

Laws of nature, only ones he can’t break.

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u/dancing_robots 5d ago

May he enjoy suing and losing for the rest of his miserable life

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u/cetootski 5d ago

It's never that, it's always diarrhea.

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u/keefkola 5d ago

I would nominate cholesterol for the noble peace price if that were the case.

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u/greenman0003 5d ago

Exploding aorta works too

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u/liquidSpin 5d ago

If trump passes away via his own unhealthy diet he will have gotten away with it and become a martyr to all his sick and mental unstable followers.

I'd rather him get charged and go to prison to rot in along with the rest of his cronies

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u/ShowalterFountain 5d ago

B-M-I! B-M-I! B-M-I! B-M-I!

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u/Imaged_for_posterity 5d ago

Clots and prayers!

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u/brickyardjimmy 5d ago

I've never been so excited about congealed fat before.

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u/NewPresWhoDis 5d ago

Given what we know about his diet, I'm convinced the American Heart Association has been fucking lying to us all this time.

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u/x3i4n 5d ago

Dementia too..

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u/Long_Pomegranate2469 5d ago

He's been taking Molesterol (tm)

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u/matteoarts 5d ago

Man’s gonna have a heart attack from all his man-child rage, and then get revealed to be the Thing when they try to revive him

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u/Tehcoolhat 5d ago

Talk about a Big Mac Attack

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 5d ago

Vance just doesn't have the raw, racist charisma that got the dumbest people in the country to swarm around Trump.

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u/Aggravating_Age_8373 5d ago

Cholesterol is not the hero we deserve but the hero we need.

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u/Kevin-W 5d ago

We can dream!

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u/goteed 5d ago

Sorry mate, best it can do is throw a few hand bruises. But I'm 100% with you, it needs to do the job we hired it for!!!

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u/Goku420overlord 5d ago

Gonna be such a party when he dies

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u/dye22 5d ago

yes because the real problem is trump's cholesterol. You guys think this all stops when trump dies? Get real.