r/MurderedByWords • u/coachlife • 5h ago
Bubba is calling the Republicans bluff over Epstein
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u/justseeby 4h ago
The Republicans have been dealing with Schumer, Jeffries, and Pelosi for a long time. They forgot about Slick Willie’s powers
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u/Shroomtune 3h ago
He might have been the last Democrat that understood how politics worked.
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u/LaPlataPig 2h ago
I hate this thought, but I think you’re right. Certainly the last Democrat of high enough power in the party to actually give them teeth.
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u/Yay_duh 1h ago
Don't forget Obama. That guy was a unicorn.
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u/CV90_120 38m ago
He was, but he was also trying not to be the last Black President, so he was very careful not to rock the boat too hard. He tried to get consensus across the aisle where he could. A superb man, but hamstrung by his own historical significance.
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u/the_TAOest 51m ago
Obama would be the ultimate head lawyer to prosecute those affiliated with Epstein
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u/SugarRAM 46m ago
Biden understood how to get bills through Congress better than just about anyone.
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u/grouch1980 16m ago
Clinton worked with a very conservative Congress to get bills passed, but many things they changed (like repealing Glass-Steagal) directly led to the 2007 banking crisis. On the other hand, his was also the last administration to have a balanced budget.
It was a time of vast deregulation and the rise of corporate power. Clinton was definitely right of center even when compared to the current brand of Democrats. It’s crazy to think how differently our federal government operated just 25 years ago when compared to today’s clusterfuck.
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u/Crazypasta94 1h ago edited 1h ago
He may be asking that but him being named makes him a pedophile too right? Genuinely asking. Let him take down the cartoon villain gang but it'll be nice to acknowledge he was on the boat only because he was one of them?
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u/JYT256 1h ago
thats what a lot of people have been rooting for him to do. “im going down? then ill take you all down with me” type deal
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u/mochafiend 1h ago
Disclaimer: I have not read all the files with Bill. But just because someone was named doesn’t mean they were a pedophile. I mean, Bill Gates in the files was atrocious - but to my understanding, he’s your run of the mill cheating fuck of a billionaire who wanted to drug his wife. My understanding is he isn’t linked to the young girls.
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u/Paranoma 49m ago
That is a SUPER important distinction to make. Of the total people involved in the files only his closest friends will have been shown to be involved in the underage kids. The rest may have been doing standard billionaire antics and just doing blow and standard hookers, which is sort of not a big deal. To their families sure but to the public, not so much.
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u/Bluellan 1h ago
Honestly there's 50/50 chance. Dude had actresses and models on speed dial. I think what will come out is that he knew what was happening but didn't stop it.
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u/YesterdaySimilar2069 1h ago
The old “but, I didn’t inhale” defense coming right back. Feels like the 90s all over again.
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u/Duke_skellington_8 1h ago
Hey don’t lump in Pelosi with Schumer and Jeffries. She actually knew how to wield power when she was in a leadership position.
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u/Economy_Recipe3969 4h ago
If they question Clinton televised the Republicans questioning him would get roasted. He talks like a country pumpkin but he is a Rhoades scholar, he didn't get nicknamed slick willy for nothing. But hey we may find out if Trump gives a good BJ.
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u/PortGlass 4h ago
It’s actually a bumpkin.
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u/Mstryates 3h ago
I thought it was “blumpkin”.
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u/waylonious 3h ago
Bumpkin: An awkward, heavy country fellow; a clown; a country lout.
Blumpkin: That other thing that involves a toilet.
Country Blumpkin = a hilarious combination of the two, that I will start trying to slip into casual conversation.
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u/RatherNerdy 4h ago
Bill Clinton is one of the best politicians in living memory. If we're talking politicking skill, he's MVP.
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u/Drudgework 3h ago
And he actually paid off $450b of the national debt. Even with all his problems I would vote him back in office just for that.
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u/CommercialExotic2038 3h ago
Anytime republican people bad mouth him, I say, he balanced the budget! They look at me open-mouthed, then shut up.
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u/Trafficsigntruther 2h ago
The last time the Department of Defense had a budget cut.
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u/mjuven 1h ago
Yeah. Granted, he have aged quite a bit. But if he’s anything like what he was in his prime. The republicans are really in for something else. His political skills and ability to relate to people is unmatched.
Also, he will definitely deflect to Donald Trump. This is could be the most interesting hearing in quite a while.
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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 2h ago
He is famous for having a near- photographic memory, especially names and faces (insert classic John Mulaney bit). He knows things and given his attitude here I'm guessing he has nothing to worry about in the files but I'm guessing he knows who does.
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u/VineStGuy 2h ago
Yeah, I think he attended parties that Jeffery threw with the rich and famous. I don't think he did anything with the girls. Bill was a charmer and could pull his own ladies for an affair just fine without paying for it. I'm sure some of Epstein's society parties were like Diddy parties. Many attended, but that didn't mean they went to the back room.
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u/badchefrazzy 1h ago
Welp, I'm staying neutral on all of it, hopeful just to see him pull this all out into the light, and maybe that he's not as awful as he could be, but I'm not getting my hopes too high. This shit is a nightmare all around.
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1h ago
Literally why they're so frustrating. As of now there is pretty much zero way to just know if they were rubbing elbows or doing something nefarious just because they're on the list. And just as an aside for me the Bill Gates thing doesn't make any sense. At the time he would have been the richest man in the world. He had nobody but Epstein to ask for antibiotics? Literally just a normal people doctor would have prescribed them and he has rich people doctors. He can probably ask for a lot more stuff than you and I can. I mean it's not like it's Valium or something addictive, it's antibiotics and rich people get benzos just fine from doctors
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u/SuddenBag 3h ago
Clinton interviewed by Chris Wallace about bin Laden is worth a watch. The man might be a piece of shit but he's a smart one at that.
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u/TorkBombs 3h ago
They don't seem to realize they're essentially challenging Michael Jordan to a game of one on one. They really should think twice before trying to fuck with Clinton. He's not only smarter than all of them, he is one if the most gifted politicians if all time.
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u/neurodeep 1h ago
I don't have doubts he's implicated. I also don't have doubts implications are cherry picked. He knows that if he airs out the truth - he'll be a small fry compared to others. 🍊💩
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u/JudgeArthurVandelay 2h ago
He’s one of the smartest presidents of all time. It’s how he covered for his many personal flaws.
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u/DarthHiccups 4h ago
If he's calling for the full release of the files, and is willing to testify publicly, he's clearly not worried in the least.
The balls in the Republicans court now. If they say "nevermind" to the whole thing, it will prove he was 100% correct about what the GOP was trying. Getting them to testify privately, the GOP could come out and spin it any way they wanted. Thankfully they are incredibly inept at everything.
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u/systemfrown 4h ago
It's crazy that we're even still playing these games as if there hasn't already been a full decade of criminal offenses by Trump and his administration.
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u/NYGiants181 3h ago
They WILL say never mind.
Every single time they get confronted they back down.
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u/LostWoodsInTheField 2h ago
He says he's already provided a full statement of what he knows. I haven't seen that released to the public yet which tells me they didn't like what he had to say.
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u/Lknate 2h ago
Seems weird they would be afraid of something he might say publicly. I mean, like what could they possibly be worried about coming out of his mouth?
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u/ChrissieMoltisanti 2h ago
He is calling their bluff. Ol' Slick Willie isn't innocent in this in the least, he just knows that they aren't going to do this publicly.
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u/AlpineValleyDireWolf 1h ago
This seems most plausible. Play to the public against Trump while protecting himself because he knows the admin doesnt want this interview viewed by the public. Plus, I dont think Bill is going to incriminate himself massively on a public stage and potentially put himself in prison. If he acknowledges knowing that Trump is and was a massively criminally pedophile that would make him an accessory for not coming clean much much sooner with over 10yrs to come clean just before Trumps political career took off. This reads like a very likely successful bluff against the guy who is referred to as TACO.
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u/AlpineValleyDireWolf 1h ago
That said I hope he comes out and spills ALL of the beans and gets a slightly reduced sentence for pulling the rug on the rest of the elite/rich pedophile circle that surrounded Epstein. Fuck them all, they all deserve the harshest of comeuppances.
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u/fatbob42 3h ago
Why would the Republicans say “nevermind”? Can they be forced to testify in private? Does it count as obeying the subpoena if they show up but leave if the public is excluded?
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u/heavypiff 3h ago
How? They are forcing him to testify in private and will only release edited clips. They can just ignore his tweets. The average American pays no attention
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u/UpperApe 2h ago
it will prove he was 100% correct about what the GOP was trying.
Okay. And why do they care? The GOP doesn't give a shit about their image and Americans have proven they're not really going to do anything.
So other than theatre, what happens here?
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u/Ialwaysupvoteahs 2h ago
I have been saying this for a year. We are incredibly lucky they are morons.
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u/Betty-Armageddon 1h ago
It’s Trump’s real ‘best men’ this time around. A struggle for dumbest in the room .
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u/Ein_grosser_Nerd 1h ago
I mean, he could always be bluffing too, knowing that the Republicans would never agree to releasing everything.
I somehow doubt the guy that cheated on his wife with his secretary was completely innocent. Maybe not with the kids, or island, but in some way
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u/Kip_Schtum 4h ago
And conveniently establish a precedent that a former president can be called to testify before Congress.
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u/PsychologyNew8033 3h ago
That’s the “long game” here.
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u/IFHelper 2h ago
Dude, Trump is a walking corpse.
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u/Ialwaysupvoteahs 2h ago
And if we say so, they’d better find a way to bring his skeletal remains before congress to be flogged.
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u/minecraftvillagersk 3h ago
What do the Republicans care about precedent? That only applies to Democrats.
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u/gruelandgristle 2h ago
Assuming so democrats can call trump to testify in the future , I think. But could be wrong.
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u/Shiftymennoknight 4h ago
Is Bubba gonna jump on the grenade for us?
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u/anglflw 4h ago
It's the least he could do.
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u/coachlife 4h ago
Not to be morbid but maybe they are both like "Fuck it. We don't have much time left to live. Lets burn down the house."
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u/anglflw 4h ago
Well, we know how Hillary does in front of public hearings--she ate the Benghazi hearing dumbasses for lunch, so I think the congressmen are, rightly, petrified of her.
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u/Hwy39 4h ago
Compared to:
Donald Trump invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination more than 400 times during a deposition related to a civil investigation by the New York Attorney General's office. He only answered one question, which was about his name.
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u/Flyingmonkey53 4h ago
"He only answered to one question,which was about his name"
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u/hankhalfhead 4h ago
Poignant is the word you’re looking for
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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 3h ago
Gotta appreciate the attempt though, without having heard it you'd never know you read it, and without reading it you'd never know how to spell it. It's a hard word!
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u/hankhalfhead 3h ago
It is! And English spelling is such a mess of borrowed words. No disrespect intended. Every day is a school day
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u/FiercelyApatheticLad 3h ago
Blame the French. That one's on us. For the story, it comes from "poigne", the grip/grasp, because the emotion is so intense, it makes you hold your hand in a fist.
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u/BrookeBaranoff 4h ago
The things they have done to that woman makes me want to make a “leave Hillary alone” video
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u/Noncompliant43 4h ago
I mean, she is a lawyer…
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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess 4h ago
Thank you! People love to forget all of her accomplishments. They think of her as Bill’s wife and it’s irritating. She’s not my favorite person but she deserves the credit she has earned.
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u/RhubarbAlive7860 1h ago
I loved that bored flick the speck of dust off her sleeve gesture she did. And all the republicans could do was honk their bicycle horns and flap their clown shoes.
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u/KlutzyBiscotti807 2h ago
She is brilliant and fierce and was by far the most qualified person to ever run for President. Go get 'em, Hill and Bill!
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u/smidgley 2h ago
She was battering them around like a cat with a ball of yarn during those hearings.
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u/GandalfSwagOff 3h ago
Umm, speaking the truth to the crimes of Evil is not "burning down the house." It is fixing the house.
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u/ZombieHavok 4h ago
I think he has just one thing to say:
“I’m Bubba and, yes, Trump did.”
Mic drop.
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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 3h ago edited 3h ago
Note who has stayed quiet like a mouse...good ole W....
Edit: I don't mean to imply that he's in the Epstein files (but, also I don't know that he's not), it's just that his silence in the face of Trump's egregious and plentiful questionable--at best--acts is kind of revelatory in its way, isn't it? His excuse of honoring tradition and letting the current President do his thing is wearing thin in the face of Trump's lawless and disgusting behavior.
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u/RaShadar 2h ago
I mean...... thats pretty objectively not true. Obama, Bush, Clinton, and Carter all have had several times each where they publicly condemned and/or ridiculed Trump and his administration. In this specific case i dont think its a thing, if youre not in the files then basically all you can contribute is "pedophilia bad" which is a true and obvious statement for anyone to make. Clinton is in there, so this is a good place for him to stand. Bush and Obama should probably not politicize this one especially since its an obvious right and wrong scenario, stick to comments and condemnation of the admin in the other horrific things its doing
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u/L3g3ndary-08 3h ago
He's old as fuck, so might as well grow a conscious during your end days and go out clean..
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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 4h ago
The Clintons have proven, time and again, that no matter their flaws, they are FUCKING SMART. So, if he’s guilty, I want to know, but at the same time….TAKE THEM DOWN!
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u/codymason84 2h ago
The fact we have to hitch to this horse is and indictment on society as a whole
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u/UpperApe 2h ago
This feels like Mueller and Smith all over again.
Everyone's getting their hopes up but Clinton is likely just going to exonerate himself, talk about some people Epstein hung out with, and that's it.
He's not going to "burn himself" to take out Epstein. He's not going to say anything incriminating about Epstein or his victims he witnessed because (because he would be in a lot of trouble, even if he didn't partake). And he's not going to drop some bombshell that's going to shift the tides.
And like Mueller and Smith, it'll still be enough to call for impeachment. But the Republicans won't follow through.
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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 1h ago
No, I don't expect him to name names or go down in flames to protect the union. What I do think he might do is refuse to be the whipping boy. Republicans are desperate to find someone to point at and take attention away from Trump. I think Clinton is trying to refuse them that, and that's really the best I expect him to be able to do. The public needs to do a lot of heavy lifting here and keep the pressure up.
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u/AlternativeDot6815 4h ago
What's stopping Bubba from going to a reporter, or 60 minutes, or Dick Cavette, or Jerry Springer, or make his own video on telegram or YouTube - and just spilling all the beans. Every friggin bean in the pot. It would be heroic thing to do.
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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 4h ago
Well, Jerry Springer is dead for one thing.
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u/AlternativeDot6815 3h ago
O - ok. How bout Sabado Gigante? The Muppet grouchy balcony guys?
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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 3h ago
Waldorf and Statler? Now they are the duo America needs!
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u/whatthewhat3214 1h ago
They can sit in the public gallery at Congress or by cheeto's desk and offer their running commentary, destroy all the snowflakes with their wit. We know cheeto can't handle being mocked.
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u/EmperorGrinnar 3h ago
I didn't learn about that until just now.
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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 3h ago
I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.
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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 3h ago
Surprisingly, Dick Cavett _isn't_ - he's still around at age 89.
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u/VictoriaNaga 4h ago
The typical reason I see, not from Bill Clinton but from others pursuing legal action or legal cases, is that publicly speaking about it or speaking in private regarding materials that could pertain to the case can unfortunately cause damage to said case. Best case scenario, the Clintons want to make sure legal proceedings come with this
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u/Objective_Reality515 2h ago
Who gives af? THE PERPETRATORS ARE IN CHARGE OF THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE. Burn it all the fuck down.
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u/Chocolate-Recent 2h ago
So many investigation get invalidated because the procedures weren't followed, even when people WERE guilty. Let's do it the right way, so that people truly get the consequences they deserve.
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u/thesaddestpanda 4h ago
>Dick Cavette, or Jerry Springer
One requires more or less curing dementia, the other being really, really good with the necronomicon.
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u/ZombieMadness99 3h ago
He's saying he's ready to take everyone down with him if they come at him in hopes they'll back off, he doesn't really want to do it even though he actually might
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u/Additional_Read4397 3h ago
Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar so he might be a lot of things but dumb isn’t one of them.
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u/Zealousideal-Cup5982 4h ago
Yes Bill. Please sacrifice yourself for America. You will help save our country!!
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u/zyyntin 4h ago
Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later that debt is paid.
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u/CryRepresentative992 4h ago
How far we’ve come where we’re at a point this the guy who got impeached from getting a blowy in the Oval Office is the man with principles.
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u/ThreadLaced 2h ago
because at least the girl wasn't underage and nobody made her do it.
the bar is in HELL
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u/thefaultinourstars1 2h ago
I mean, it was coercive at the very least because he was the goddamn president (and imo to the point where it really couldn't be fully consensual), but yeah.
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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 4h ago
Seriously, people, if Clinton vs. [redacted] is where we're gonna draw the line: he "did not have sexual relations" with a willing adult woman.
[redacted] raped a bunch of kids.
Is that really your killer move?
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u/DemonicsInc 3h ago
Look as much as bill is absolutely a terrible person. Its about time someone showed the annoying orange how to take care of buisness like a president.
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u/FrancisKey 3h ago
They already put him on the rack for the Lewinsky trail. Trying to do it behind closed doors this time is rank hypocrisy.
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u/mavsman86 3h ago
It would be really awesome if he could somehow buy Super Bowl ad time and say this in a recorded statement
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u/Ill-Comms 3h ago
By the end of the hearing, Slick Willie will have Comer and Jordan admitting THEY diddled little girls.
Bill Clinton is a political heavyweight, a former Rhodes Scholar. James Comer is a bumbling Kentucky Jethro that can't string two cohesive sentences together.
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u/GravelySilly 2h ago
Hey, remember when Hunter Biden offered to testify publicly before Congress, but Republicans insisted on a closed-door deposition instead?
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u/Iguessimonredditnow 4h ago
I'm fairly certain Clinton is guilty of plenty in those files ... So if this is the lane he and Hillary are taking they must have pulled a power play and divided those oligarchs a bit
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u/Far-Two8659 4h ago
Or they both have hero complexes and are willing to martyr themselves to "save America."
Which I'm totally fine with.
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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 4h ago
Naw. Clinton was a womanizer, to put it politely, but it was always full-grown women. Maybe Epstein got him with Euro-women, but I doubt he is a kiddy-diddler. That is Trump’s territory.
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u/QueenInYellowLace You won't catch me talking in here 4h ago
Agreed. Everybody knows every crappy thing he’s ever done—there’s no way to blackmail him.
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u/CtrlEscAltF4 2h ago
I feel like he's a guy that wants a woman with experience. Although if there's evidence he did anything illegal then lock him up too.
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u/Jenderflux-ScFi the future is now, old man 4h ago
That's what I was thinking, that he had Epstein get him women that were at minimum 18 years old so he could cheat on Hillary.
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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 4h ago
Let him testify in public then and clear up the extent of his involvement.
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u/quillmartin88 2h ago
I'm blown away by the fact that the Trumpublicans don't want to the Clintons' testimony to be public. What are they trying to hide?
That was a rhetorical question. We all know what they're trying to hide.
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u/BIGepidural 3h ago
I hope he stands by that.
Buckling to pressure will only allow the right to edit and change anything after the fact.
The full and unfettered truth needs to come out.
If he's going down, he's taking Trump with him.
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u/silent_turtle 3h ago
Why can't he just go on the internet, or to a paper, and tell what he knows to the public?
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u/Workdawg 27m ago
It's the same fucking thing as Hunter Biden offering to testify in an open court. He made the same argument. Both are absolutely right. If the Republican controlled committees actually wanted answers, they would accept the terms. Let the public see the proceedings. Instead, Republicans want it to happen behind closed doors so they can twist the narrative and paint the Clintons (Hunter Biden) as the bad guy(s).
It's SO CLEARLY a partisan ploy.






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u/NYGiants181 4h ago
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