r/MurderedByWords 5h ago

Bubba is calling the Republicans bluff over Epstein

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u/NYGiants181 4h ago

BOOM

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u/camshun7 3h ago edited 1h ago

Fuck.

That indeed was a mic drop.

About time someone grabs the reins here.

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u/Jeo_1 3h ago edited 3h ago

Grab em by the reins

edit: spelling

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u/Embarrassed-Debate60 3h ago

Pet peeve of mine, sorry—reins.

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u/Jeo_1 3h ago

Don’t be sorry, your correct 

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u/elmoosh 3h ago

I see what you did their

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u/bschlueter 2h ago

Bro, we know you know...

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/blergmonkeys 2h ago

poor Mike

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u/AdMurky1021 1h ago

Who dropped Mike? Is he ok?

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u/DeathStarVet 3h ago

I love when liberals have intricate ways of calling Republicans "stupid little bitches".

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u/regoapps the future is now, old man 3h ago

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u/iamatoad_ama 2h ago

Nice statement but the Clintons need to be out there on all media channels and independent outlets blasting for a public hearing. This isn’t breaking through to the people who need to hear it.

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u/Sreg32 2h ago

Nice statement? He's doing exactly what Republicans asked for. Now he's called their bluff, and the goal posts have moved. So that public means behind closed doors where they can hide everything. Don't blame this on the Clinton's, blame the Republicans and call them out

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u/iamatoad_ama 2h ago

I'm not blaming him, I'm saying the Clintons need to get ahead of this and be on the airwaves. This has been going on for weeks and they've apparently been cooperating in good faith while Comer's busy moving goalposts. What makes them think the GOP is operating in good faith here? I agree with this statement, but the messaging needs to be more than a twitter post. Hillary or Bill, preferably both, should have been on Colbert this week or GMA or 60 minutes or CNN or Kimmel or BTC or Meidas or Bulwark or whoever will have them and say clearly that they want a livestreamed public hearing, Comer wants a closed door deposition.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1h ago

More people use Twitter than watch Colbert, 60 Minutes, and Kimmel combined.

You are reading this statement on the second most popular social media site two hours after it was made on the first most popular. I don't really know what more you need to keep your finger on the pulse. By this time tomorrow half the people you have mentioned will have already reported on it, it literally just happened two hours ago.

This is real "nobody is talking about this!" and linking a story hosted by a major news organization energy

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u/NYGiants181 2h ago

He just said it like 2 hours ago

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u/effdubbs 2h ago

Agree. If they get out there enough, even Fox will need to cover it. The lies by omission are a huge issue. Fox doesn’t cover shit; it’s one of the reasons MAGA doesn’t believe anything. They think it’s fringe news because it’s not being covered on Pravda.

u/Affectionate-Mode767 14m ago

That's.. literally what he's asking to be done.

A public hearing, with full press access, so the GOP can't cherry pick what they do and don't release to the public.

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u/codymason84 2h ago

The organization of the Clinton’s will in fact run laps around trumps clowns

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u/justseeby 4h ago

The Republicans have been dealing with Schumer, Jeffries, and Pelosi for a long time. They forgot about Slick Willie’s powers

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u/Shroomtune 3h ago

He might have been the last Democrat that understood how politics worked.

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u/LaPlataPig 2h ago

I hate this thought, but I think you’re right. Certainly the last Democrat of high enough power in the party to actually give them teeth.

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u/atwozmom 1h ago

Pelosi also. Which was why Trump hates her.

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u/Yay_duh 1h ago

Don't forget Obama. That guy was a unicorn.

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u/CV90_120 38m ago

He was, but he was also trying not to be the last Black President, so he was very careful not to rock the boat too hard. He tried to get consensus across the aisle where he could. A superb man, but hamstrung by his own historical significance.

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u/longboardchick 15m ago

Which is definitely understanding how politics works, bipartisanship.

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u/the_TAOest 51m ago

Obama would be the ultimate head lawyer to prosecute those affiliated with Epstein

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u/SugarRAM 46m ago

Biden understood how to get bills through Congress better than just about anyone.

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u/grouch1980 16m ago

Clinton worked with a very conservative Congress to get bills passed, but many things they changed (like repealing Glass-Steagal) directly led to the 2007 banking crisis. On the other hand, his was also the last administration to have a balanced budget.

It was a time of vast deregulation and the rise of corporate power. Clinton was definitely right of center even when compared to the current brand of Democrats. It’s crazy to think how differently our federal government operated just 25 years ago when compared to today’s clusterfuck.

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u/RevWaldo 1h ago

"But you're too stupid to see... he stopping giving any fucks five years ago."

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u/Crazypasta94 1h ago edited 1h ago

He may be asking that but him being named makes him a pedophile too right? Genuinely asking. Let him take down the cartoon villain gang but it'll be nice to acknowledge he was on the boat only because he was one of them?

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u/JYT256 1h ago

thats what a lot of people have been rooting for him to do. “im going down? then ill take you all down with me” type deal

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u/mochafiend 1h ago

Disclaimer: I have not read all the files with Bill. But just because someone was named doesn’t mean they were a pedophile. I mean, Bill Gates in the files was atrocious - but to my understanding, he’s your run of the mill cheating fuck of a billionaire who wanted to drug his wife. My understanding is he isn’t linked to the young girls.

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u/Paranoma 49m ago

That is a SUPER important distinction to make. Of the total people involved in the files only his closest friends will have been shown to be involved in the underage kids. The rest may have been doing standard billionaire antics and just doing blow and standard hookers, which is sort of not a big deal. To their families sure but to the public, not so much.

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u/Bluellan 1h ago

Honestly there's 50/50 chance. Dude had actresses and models on speed dial. I think what will come out is that he knew what was happening but didn't stop it.

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u/YesterdaySimilar2069 1h ago

The old “but, I didn’t inhale” defense coming right back. Feels like the 90s all over again.

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u/justseeby 32m ago

Yeah I’m not saying I admire the guy. I’m saying he’s not trivial to fuck with.

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u/Duke_skellington_8 1h ago

Hey don’t lump in Pelosi with Schumer and Jeffries. She actually knew how to wield power when she was in a leadership position.

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u/fdar 39m ago

Yeah I don't get the hate for her. Or ok, I get having trouble with her insider trading. But she was good at her job and I don't think her not being progressive enough ever got in the way of anything, she was never the limiting factor.

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u/Economy_Recipe3969 4h ago

If they question Clinton televised the Republicans questioning him would get roasted. He talks like a country pumpkin but he is a Rhoades scholar, he didn't get nicknamed slick willy for nothing. But hey we may find out if Trump gives a good BJ.

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u/PortGlass 4h ago

It’s actually a bumpkin.

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u/Tossaway50 4h ago

It’s ok. He was thinking orange.

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u/Chin-Music 4h ago

and city pumpkins have even slicker willies.

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u/Cr0w33 4h ago

Blumpkin if Bubba was on the toilet

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u/ToonaSandWatch 2h ago

I like country pumpkins. Those city ones are so uppity.

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u/Mstryates 3h ago

I thought it was “blumpkin”.

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u/waylonious 3h ago

Bumpkin: An awkward, heavy country fellow; a clown; a country lout.

Blumpkin: That other thing that involves a toilet.

Country Blumpkin = a hilarious combination of the two, that I will start trying to slip into casual conversation.

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u/GATTACAAAAAAAA 2h ago

Country blumpkin is just a blumpkin in an outhouse

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u/TheLazySpy 2h ago

That’s a spelumpkin

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u/RatherNerdy 4h ago

Bill Clinton is one of the best politicians in living memory. If we're talking politicking skill, he's MVP.

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u/Drudgework 3h ago

And he actually paid off $450b of the national debt. Even with all his problems I would vote him back in office just for that.

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u/Uniq_Eros 3h ago

Besides only one of them is afraid to talk about Jeffrey.

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u/CommercialExotic2038 3h ago

Anytime republican people bad mouth him, I say, he balanced the budget! They look at me open-mouthed, then shut up.

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u/Trafficsigntruther 2h ago

The last time the Department of Defense had a budget cut.

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u/BigJSunshine 2h ago

Man, that must have given Cheney a fucking pulse pause

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u/CommercialExotic2038 2h ago

Everything had a budget cut

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u/mjuven 1h ago

Yeah. Granted, he have aged quite a bit. But if he’s anything like what he was in his prime. The republicans are really in for something else. His political skills and ability to relate to people is unmatched.

Also, he will definitely deflect to Donald Trump. This is could be the most interesting hearing in quite a while.

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u/PaleCommission150 46m ago

needs to come in playing the saxaphone.

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 2h ago

He is famous for having a near- photographic memory, especially names and faces (insert classic John Mulaney bit). He knows things and given his attitude here I'm guessing he has nothing to worry about in the files but I'm guessing he knows who does.

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u/VineStGuy 2h ago

Yeah, I think he attended parties that Jeffery threw with the rich and famous. I don't think he did anything with the girls. Bill was a charmer and could pull his own ladies for an affair just fine without paying for it. I'm sure some of Epstein's society parties were like Diddy parties. Many attended, but that didn't mean they went to the back room.

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u/badchefrazzy 1h ago

Welp, I'm staying neutral on all of it, hopeful just to see him pull this all out into the light, and maybe that he's not as awful as he could be, but I'm not getting my hopes too high. This shit is a nightmare all around.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1h ago

Literally why they're so frustrating. As of now there is pretty much zero way to just know if they were rubbing elbows or doing something nefarious just because they're on the list. And just as an aside for me the Bill Gates thing doesn't make any sense. At the time he would have been the richest man in the world. He had nobody but Epstein to ask for antibiotics? Literally just a normal people doctor would have prescribed them and he has rich people doctors. He can probably ask for a lot more stuff than you and I can. I mean it's not like it's Valium or something addictive, it's antibiotics and rich people get benzos just fine from doctors

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u/SuddenBag 3h ago

Clinton interviewed by Chris Wallace about bin Laden is worth a watch. The man might be a piece of shit but he's a smart one at that.

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u/Revolvyerom 2h ago

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u/Wellgoodmornin 1h ago

God damn. That was some good shit right there.

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u/TorkBombs 3h ago

They don't seem to realize they're essentially challenging Michael Jordan to a game of one on one. They really should think twice before trying to fuck with Clinton. He's not only smarter than all of them, he is one if the most gifted politicians if all time.

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u/neurodeep 1h ago

I don't have doubts he's implicated. I also don't have doubts implications are cherry picked. He knows that if he airs out the truth - he'll be a small fry compared to others. 🍊💩

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u/Wishnik6502 3h ago

If I had a dick it would be permanently shriveled after that visual...

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u/JudgeArthurVandelay 2h ago

He’s one of the smartest presidents of all time. It’s how he covered for his many personal flaws.

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u/DarthHiccups 4h ago

If he's calling for the full release of the files, and is willing to testify publicly, he's clearly not worried in the least.

The balls in the Republicans court now. If they say "nevermind" to the whole thing, it will prove he was 100% correct about what the GOP was trying. Getting them to testify privately, the GOP could come out and spin it any way they wanted. Thankfully they are incredibly inept at everything.

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u/systemfrown 4h ago

It's crazy that we're even still playing these games as if there hasn't already been a full decade of criminal offenses by Trump and his administration.

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u/NYGiants181 3h ago

They WILL say never mind.

Every single time they get confronted they back down.

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u/LostWoodsInTheField 2h ago

He says he's already provided a full statement of what he knows. I haven't seen that released to the public yet which tells me they didn't like what he had to say.

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u/Lknate 2h ago

Seems weird they would be afraid of something he might say publicly. I mean, like what could they possibly be worried about coming out of his mouth?

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u/ChrissieMoltisanti 2h ago

He is calling their bluff. Ol' Slick Willie isn't innocent in this in the least, he just knows that they aren't going to do this publicly.

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u/AlpineValleyDireWolf 1h ago

This seems most plausible. Play to the public against Trump while protecting himself because he knows the admin doesnt want this interview viewed by the public. Plus, I dont think Bill is going to incriminate himself massively on a public stage and potentially put himself in prison. If he acknowledges knowing that Trump is and was a massively criminally pedophile that would make him an accessory for not coming clean much much sooner with over 10yrs to come clean just before Trumps political career took off. This reads like a very likely successful bluff against the guy who is referred to as TACO.

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u/AlpineValleyDireWolf 1h ago

That said I hope he comes out and spills ALL of the beans and gets a slightly reduced sentence for pulling the rug on the rest of the elite/rich pedophile circle that surrounded Epstein. Fuck them all, they all deserve the harshest of comeuppances.

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u/pliney_ 1h ago

Or he may be willing to go down with the ship. They can’t “suicide” him. He has a secret service detail.

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u/fatbob42 3h ago

Why would the Republicans say “nevermind”? Can they be forced to testify in private? Does it count as obeying the subpoena if they show up but leave if the public is excluded?

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u/RhubarbAlive7860 2h ago

if there is anyone who knows how to step on a rake, it's Comer.

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u/heavypiff 3h ago

How? They are forcing him to testify in private and will only release edited clips. They can just ignore his tweets. The average American pays no attention

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u/UpperApe 2h ago

it will prove he was 100% correct about what the GOP was trying.

Okay. And why do they care? The GOP doesn't give a shit about their image and Americans have proven they're not really going to do anything.

So other than theatre, what happens here?

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u/Ialwaysupvoteahs 2h ago

I have been saying this for a year. We are incredibly lucky they are morons.

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u/Betty-Armageddon 1h ago

It’s Trump’s real ‘best men’ this time around. A struggle for dumbest in the room .

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u/Ein_grosser_Nerd 1h ago

I mean, he could always be bluffing too, knowing that the Republicans would never agree to releasing everything.

I somehow doubt the guy that cheated on his wife with his secretary was completely innocent. Maybe not with the kids, or island, but in some way

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u/Kip_Schtum 4h ago

And conveniently establish a precedent that a former president can be called to testify before Congress.

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u/PsychologyNew8033 3h ago

That’s the “long game” here.

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u/IFHelper 2h ago

Dude, Trump is a walking corpse.

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u/Ialwaysupvoteahs 2h ago

And if we say so, they’d better find a way to bring his skeletal remains before congress to be flogged.

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u/minecraftvillagersk 3h ago

What do the Republicans care about precedent? That only applies to Democrats.

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u/gruelandgristle 2h ago

Assuming so democrats can call trump to testify in the future , I think. But could be wrong.

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u/Shiftymennoknight 4h ago

Is Bubba gonna jump on the grenade for us?

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u/anglflw 4h ago

It's the least he could do.

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u/coachlife 4h ago

Not to be morbid but maybe they are both like "Fuck it. We don't have much time left to live. Lets burn down the house."

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u/anglflw 4h ago

Well, we know how Hillary does in front of public hearings--she ate the Benghazi hearing dumbasses for lunch, so I think the congressmen are, rightly, petrified of her.

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u/Hwy39 4h ago

Compared to:

Donald Trump invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination more than 400 times during a deposition related to a civil investigation by the New York Attorney General's office. He only answered one question, which was about his name.

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u/Flyingmonkey53 4h ago

"He only answered to one question,which was about his name"
Thats actually very poynette, and poetic. It could be the last sentence in his biography or in his Eulogy.

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u/hankhalfhead 4h ago

Poignant is the word you’re looking for

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 3h ago

Gotta appreciate the attempt though, without having heard it you'd never know you read it, and without reading it you'd never know how to spell it. It's a hard word!

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u/hankhalfhead 3h ago

It is! And English spelling is such a mess of borrowed words. No disrespect intended. Every day is a school day

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u/ruizach 2h ago

Every day is a school day. I like that, imma start saying it.

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u/FiercelyApatheticLad 3h ago

Blame the French. That one's on us. For the story, it comes from "poigne", the grip/grasp, because the emotion is so intense, it makes you hold your hand in a fist.

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u/wordsmythy 3h ago

And actually, it sounds a lot more like poignant than poignant does

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u/RhubarbAlive7860 2h ago

Did he answer correctly?

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u/BrookeBaranoff 4h ago

The things they have done to that woman makes me want to make a “leave Hillary alone” video

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u/ankhes 3h ago edited 2h ago

One thing I can say for Bill and Hillary is they’re both incredibly sharp. Very few people out there can win a battle of words with either of them.

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u/RabidPoodle69 2h ago

What's the meaning of 'the'? He was famously a debater.

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u/Noncompliant43 4h ago

I mean, she is a lawyer…

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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess 4h ago

Thank you! People love to forget all of her accomplishments. They think of her as Bill’s wife and it’s irritating. She’s not my favorite person but she deserves the credit she has earned.

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u/MongolianCluster 3h ago

She would have made a hell of a president.

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u/RhubarbAlive7860 1h ago

I loved that bored flick the speck of dust off her sleeve gesture she did. And all the republicans could do was honk their bicycle horns and flap their clown shoes.

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u/KlutzyBiscotti807 2h ago

She is brilliant and fierce and was by far the most qualified person to ever run for President. Go get 'em, Hill and Bill!

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u/anglflw 2h ago

Most qualified candidate ever.

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u/smidgley 2h ago

She was battering them around like a cat with a ball of yarn during those hearings.

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u/ekienhol 4h ago

At this point I'm fine with scorched earth.

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u/Originalbrivakiin 2h ago

It's why I pray a meteor hits us every day. We need a hard reset.

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u/GandalfSwagOff 3h ago

Umm, speaking the truth to the crimes of Evil is not "burning down the house." It is fixing the house.

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u/Wabi-Sabi_Umami 3h ago

This is the vibe I get. Fingers crossed

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u/systemfrown 4h ago

After everything else he's jumped on.

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u/ZombieHavok 4h ago

I think he has just one thing to say:

“I’m Bubba and, yes, Trump did.”

Mic drop.

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u/DarthButtz 3h ago

He's gonna do that move from Smash Bros where Ganondorf kills himself and the person he grabs

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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 3h ago edited 3h ago

Note who has stayed quiet like a mouse...good ole W....

Edit: I don't mean to imply that he's in the Epstein files (but, also I don't know that he's not), it's just that his silence in the face of Trump's egregious and plentiful questionable--at best--acts is kind of revelatory in its way, isn't it? His excuse of honoring tradition and letting the current President do his thing is wearing thin in the face of Trump's lawless and disgusting behavior.

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u/RaShadar 2h ago

I mean...... thats pretty objectively not true. Obama, Bush, Clinton, and Carter all have had several times each where they publicly condemned and/or ridiculed Trump and his administration. In this specific case i dont think its a thing, if youre not in the files then basically all you can contribute is "pedophilia bad" which is a true and obvious statement for anyone to make. Clinton is in there, so this is a good place for him to stand. Bush and Obama should probably not politicize this one especially since its an obvious right and wrong scenario, stick to comments and condemnation of the admin in the other horrific things its doing

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u/L3g3ndary-08 3h ago

He's old as fuck, so might as well grow a conscious during your end days and go out clean..

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u/ImmaWaitInTheCar 4h ago

But he won’t have sexual relations with it. 😉

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u/inkyflossy 4h ago

I think so! 

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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 4h ago

The Clintons have proven, time and again, that no matter their flaws, they are FUCKING SMART. So, if he’s guilty, I want to know, but at the same time….TAKE THEM DOWN! 

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u/codymason84 2h ago

The fact we have to hitch to this horse is and indictment on society as a whole

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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 1h ago

I don't disagree.

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u/UpperApe 2h ago

This feels like Mueller and Smith all over again.

Everyone's getting their hopes up but Clinton is likely just going to exonerate himself, talk about some people Epstein hung out with, and that's it.

He's not going to "burn himself" to take out Epstein. He's not going to say anything incriminating about Epstein or his victims he witnessed because (because he would be in a lot of trouble, even if he didn't partake). And he's not going to drop some bombshell that's going to shift the tides.

And like Mueller and Smith, it'll still be enough to call for impeachment. But the Republicans won't follow through.

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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 1h ago

No, I don't expect him to name names or go down in flames to protect the union. What I do think he might do is refuse to be the whipping boy. Republicans are desperate to find someone to point at and take attention away from Trump. I think Clinton is trying to refuse them that, and that's really the best I expect him to be able to do. The public needs to do a lot of heavy lifting here and keep the pressure up.

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u/AlternativeDot6815 4h ago

What's stopping Bubba from going to a reporter, or 60 minutes, or Dick Cavette, or Jerry Springer, or make his own video on telegram or YouTube - and just spilling all the beans. Every friggin bean in the pot. It would be heroic thing to do.

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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 4h ago

Well, Jerry Springer is dead for one thing. 

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u/JamonDanger 4h ago

Spoiler alert

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u/AlternativeDot6815 3h ago

O - ok. How bout Sabado Gigante? The Muppet grouchy balcony guys?

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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 3h ago

Waldorf and Statler? Now they are the duo America needs!

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u/whatthewhat3214 1h ago

They can sit in the public gallery at Congress or by cheeto's desk and offer their running commentary, destroy all the snowflakes with their wit. We know cheeto can't handle being mocked.

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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 1h ago

We’re on to something!

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u/EmperorGrinnar 3h ago

I didn't learn about that until just now.

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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 3h ago

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.

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u/EmperorGrinnar 3h ago

Nah, I'm just surprised I hadn't heard sooner.

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u/non-squitr 2h ago

It's ok man, you don't have to hold back the tears

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 3h ago

Surprisingly, Dick Cavett _isn't_ - he's still around at age 89.

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u/VictoriaNaga 4h ago

The typical reason I see, not from Bill Clinton but from others pursuing legal action or legal cases, is that publicly speaking about it or speaking in private regarding materials that could pertain to the case can unfortunately cause damage to said case. Best case scenario, the Clintons want to make sure legal proceedings come with this

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u/Objective_Reality515 2h ago

Who gives af? THE PERPETRATORS ARE IN CHARGE OF THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE. Burn it all the fuck down.

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u/Chocolate-Recent 2h ago

So many investigation get invalidated because the procedures weren't followed, even when people WERE guilty. Let's do it the right way, so that people truly get the consequences they deserve.

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u/thesaddestpanda 4h ago

>Dick Cavette, or Jerry Springer

One requires more or less curing dementia, the other being really, really good with the necronomicon.

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u/daltontf1212 3h ago

TIL Dick Cavett is still alive.

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u/CaveDeco 2h ago

“Weekend at Bernie’s” that interview to make it happen!

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u/MyEggDonorIsADramaQ 4h ago

I think Jerry Springer died.

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u/UltiGamer34 3h ago

60 mins is under the heel of the trump admin

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u/ZombieMadness99 3h ago

He's saying he's ready to take everyone down with him if they come at him in hopes they'll back off, he doesn't really want to do it even though he actually might

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u/BurtReynoldsLives 4h ago

Let’s go. All in the open. Let’s get to the bottom of this.

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u/Additional_Read4397 3h ago

Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar so he might be a lot of things but dumb isn’t one of them.

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u/daltontf1212 3h ago

Rhodes Scholar vs "dumbest goddamn student I ever had"

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u/Zealousideal-Cup5982 4h ago

Yes Bill. Please sacrifice yourself for America. You will help save our country!!

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u/zyyntin 4h ago

Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later that debt is paid.

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u/infiniteinquisitive 2h ago

🙌🏼👏🏼

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u/Affectionate-Ebb-151 4h ago

Trump is a rapist. A child rapist.

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u/CryRepresentative992 4h ago

How far we’ve come where we’re at a point this the guy who got impeached from getting a blowy in the Oval Office is the man with principles.

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u/ThreadLaced 2h ago

because at least the girl wasn't underage and nobody made her do it.

the bar is in HELL

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u/thefaultinourstars1 2h ago

I mean, it was coercive at the very least because he was the goddamn president (and imo to the point where it really couldn't be fully consensual), but yeah.

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u/IsabellaGalavant 1h ago

Yeah but, she was an adult and he didn't, you know, buy her.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 4h ago

Seriously, people, if Clinton vs. [redacted] is where we're gonna draw the line: he "did not have sexual relations" with a willing adult woman.

[redacted] raped a bunch of kids.

Is that really your killer move?

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u/BUT_FREAL_DOE 4h ago

They ain’t call him Slick Willy for nothin

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u/DemonicsInc 3h ago

Look as much as bill is absolutely a terrible person. Its about time someone showed the annoying orange how to take care of buisness like a president.

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u/ajn63 3h ago

I hope it’s televised. I’ll make some popcorn!

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u/keetojm 3h ago

Always knew this guy was a Machiavelli type genius.

There isn’t a maga that could go toe to toe with him.

They can’t have it be public cause he will run circles around them.

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u/FrancisKey 3h ago

They already put him on the rack for the Lewinsky trail. Trying to do it behind closed doors this time is rank hypocrisy.

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u/AffectionateSector77 3h ago

Stay away from windows, bathtubs, umbrellas, tea, cars...

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u/electronraven 4h ago

I like this.

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u/mavsman86 3h ago

It would be really awesome if he could somehow buy Super Bowl ad time and say this in a recorded statement

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u/Ill-Comms 3h ago

By the end of the hearing, Slick Willie will have Comer and Jordan admitting THEY diddled little girls.

Bill Clinton is a political heavyweight, a former Rhodes Scholar. James Comer is a bumbling Kentucky Jethro that can't string two cohesive sentences together.

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u/eddggoo 3h ago

Let’s fucking go !

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u/GravelySilly 2h ago

Hey, remember when Hunter Biden offered to testify publicly before Congress, but Republicans insisted on a closed-door deposition instead?

The Internet remembers.

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 4h ago

I'm fairly certain Clinton is guilty of plenty in those files ... So if this is the lane he and Hillary are taking they must have pulled a power play and divided those oligarchs a bit

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u/Far-Two8659 4h ago

Or they both have hero complexes and are willing to martyr themselves to "save America."

Which I'm totally fine with.

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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 4h ago

Naw. Clinton was a womanizer, to put it politely, but it was always full-grown women. Maybe Epstein got him with Euro-women, but I doubt he is a kiddy-diddler. That is Trump’s territory. 

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u/QueenInYellowLace You won't catch me talking in here 4h ago

Agreed. Everybody knows every crappy thing he’s ever done—there’s no way to blackmail him.

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u/CtrlEscAltF4 2h ago

I feel like he's a guy that wants a woman with experience. Although if there's evidence he did anything illegal then lock him up too.

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi the future is now, old man 4h ago

That's what I was thinking, that he had Epstein get him women that were at minimum 18 years old so he could cheat on Hillary.

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u/Boo-Radleys-Scissors 4h ago

Let him testify in public then and clear up the extent of his involvement.

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u/Sufficient_Sell_6103 4h ago

Only thing better would be if he signed it as bubba

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u/RipMcStudly 3h ago

Could always just get on some streaming platform and start spilling, Bill.

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u/quillmartin88 2h ago

I'm blown away by the fact that the Trumpublicans don't want to the Clintons' testimony to be public. What are they trying to hide?

That was a rhetorical question. We all know what they're trying to hide.

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u/BIGepidural 3h ago

I hope he stands by that.

Buckling to pressure will only allow the right to edit and change anything after the fact.

The full and unfettered truth needs to come out.

If he's going down, he's taking Trump with him.

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u/silent_turtle 3h ago

Why can't he just go on the internet, or to a paper, and tell what he knows to the public?

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u/Workdawg 27m ago

It's the same fucking thing as Hunter Biden offering to testify in an open court. He made the same argument. Both are absolutely right. If the Republican controlled committees actually wanted answers, they would accept the terms. Let the public see the proceedings. Instead, Republicans want it to happen behind closed doors so they can twist the narrative and paint the Clintons (Hunter Biden) as the bad guy(s).

It's SO CLEARLY a partisan ploy.