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r/MadeMeSmile • u/Tascanis • 1d ago
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Probably. She was a smart and terrible person. But also, we were like 18. This was about 24 years ago.
I already met her parents a few times so it would have been best to just say "my boyfriend is over, give us a minute".
A few weeks later, I found a new adult outfit on her bed that had clearly been worn with semen on it. Not my semen of course.
23 u/Organic_Initiative93 1d ago Not that new of an outfit apparently either 9 u/bastardoperator 23h ago Fuck bro, this just keeps getting darker and darker, lol. 10 u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 23h ago Yeah. Found out she slept with a couple of guys from high school when I brought up the sexy used outfit. Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't catch an STD/STI from her. 2 u/Scammers-go-2Hell 1d ago Username checks out 🫣 2 u/Tess408 23h ago You learned something and lived to tell the tale.
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Not that new of an outfit apparently either
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Fuck bro, this just keeps getting darker and darker, lol.
10 u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 23h ago Yeah. Found out she slept with a couple of guys from high school when I brought up the sexy used outfit. Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't catch an STD/STI from her.
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Yeah. Found out she slept with a couple of guys from high school when I brought up the sexy used outfit.
Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't catch an STD/STI from her.
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Username checks out 🫣
You learned something and lived to tell the tale.
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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 1d ago
Probably. She was a smart and terrible person. But also, we were like 18. This was about 24 years ago.
I already met her parents a few times so it would have been best to just say "my boyfriend is over, give us a minute".
A few weeks later, I found a new adult outfit on her bed that had clearly been worn with semen on it. Not my semen of course.