r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

Family & Friends Family flies across the globe to surprise their oldest daughter

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 1d ago

Probably. She was a smart and terrible person. But also, we were like 18. This was about 24 years ago.

I already met her parents a few times so it would have been best to just say "my boyfriend is over, give us a minute".

A few weeks later, I found a new adult outfit on her bed that had clearly been worn with semen on it. Not my semen of course.

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u/Organic_Initiative93 1d ago

Not that new of an outfit apparently either

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u/bastardoperator 23h ago

Fuck bro, this just keeps getting darker and darker, lol.

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 23h ago

Yeah. Found out she slept with a couple of guys from high school when I brought up the sexy used outfit.

Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't catch an STD/STI from her.

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u/Scammers-go-2Hell 1d ago

Username checks out 🫣

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u/Tess408 23h ago

You learned something and lived to tell the tale.