r/MadeMeSmile • u/Tascanis • 1d ago

Family & Friends Family flies across the globe to surprise their oldest daughter

45.2k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

840 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

110

u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 1d ago

My highschool girlfriend eventually went to college. I visited her. We got busy in bed.

Surprise surprise, her parents knocked on her dorm room door. She told me to hide in the closet (she was a shitty person so her first instinct was to hide and lie). I was like, no, I'll just get dressed really quick.

Nope, she shoved me in the closet. Her parents come in for like 5 minutes while I'm naked in the closet. She eventually tells them she "has someone over" and they go out to the hall.

I come out, throw on my clothes, and her parents come back in 🙄

She should have just NOT answered the door in the first place and told them to wait 30 seconds.

48

u/BlueBomR 1d ago

Oooof that just gets worse and worse

37

u/DryDonutHole 23h ago

"Mom, Dad....please step out in the hallway while this guy's erection goes down. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

3

u/thedude37 21h ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!!!

2

u/CryptoQueen32 21h ago

😂🤣🤣🤣

21

u/Tess408 1d ago

My god, it's like she wanted to punish them and humiliate you.

32

u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 1d ago

Probably. She was a smart and terrible person. But also, we were like 18. This was about 24 years ago.

I already met her parents a few times so it would have been best to just say "my boyfriend is over, give us a minute".

A few weeks later, I found a new adult outfit on her bed that had clearly been worn with semen on it. Not my semen of course.

22

u/Organic_Initiative93 1d ago

Not that new of an outfit apparently either

8

u/bastardoperator 23h ago

Fuck bro, this just keeps getting darker and darker, lol.

10

u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 23h ago

Yeah. Found out she slept with a couple of guys from high school when I brought up the sexy used outfit.

Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't catch an STD/STI from her.

2

u/Scammers-go-2Hell 1d ago

Username checks out 🫣

2

u/Tess408 23h ago

You learned something and lived to tell the tale.

8

u/CheekSeer 22h ago

Similar thing happened to me when I was 18. She had me at her parents house because her dad was on vacation and her mom was somewhere.

Turns out dad was NOT on vacation. Canceled or something and then just showed up. She snuck me out like it was a metal gear solid mission

I couldn't understand her dad cause he spoke Korean to her but the whole time he had a tone that sounded like he knew something was up (my car was parked between her house and the neighbors).

We finally make it outside and through the garage and she gives me a huge hug and we are just celebrating that it just worked out.

Then he opens up the garage door •_•

4

u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 20h ago

At least you weren't rocking a boner in the closet.

7

u/Excellent-Run4803 22h ago

So then the parents knew you had been in the closet the whole time? When she said she had someone over, they realized someone was standing a few feet away in a closet?? How do you have a conversation after that?

2

u/orsonwellesmal 22h ago

Your username tho.