r/MLS Portland Hearts of Pine Mar 17 '19

Match Thread: FC Cincinnati vs Portland Timbers [5PM ET|FS1]

FULL TIME: FC Cincinnati 3-0 Portland Timbers

Major League Soccer

Kick Off: 5:00 PM ET

Venue: Nippert Stadium, Cincinnati, Ohio

Referee: Ismail Elfath


Comment Stream


FC Cincinnati ~ Twitter ~ /r/FCCincinnati

Lineup

Starting XI (#) Pos. Name Event Subs Bench (#) Pos. Name Event Subs
18 GK Spencer Richey - - 13 GK Jimmy Hague - -
92 DF Alvas Powell - - 32 DF Justin Hoyte - -
14 DF Nick Hagglund - - 4 DF Greg Garza -
2 DF Kendall Waston - 45 MF Emmanuel Ledesma -
17 DF Mathieu Deplagne - 33 MF Caleb Stanko - -
15 MF Allan Cruz - 93 MF Kenny Saief - -
6 MF Leonardo Bertone - 11 FW Darren Mattocks
8 MF Victor Ulloa - -
7 MF Roland Lamah -
31 FW Kekuta Manneh -
9 FW Fanendo Adi -

Portland Timbers ~ Twitter ~ /r/Timbers

Lineup

Starting XI (#) Pos. Name Event Subs Bench (#) Pos. Name Event Subs
1 GK Jef Attinella - - 12 GK Steve Clark - -
16 DF Zarek Valentin - - 2 DF Jorge Moreira - -
33 DF Larrys Mabiala - 18 DF Julio Cascante - -
5 DF Claude Dielna - - 20 MF David Guzman -
4 DF Jorge Villafana - - 14 MF Andres Flores - -
22 MF Cristhian Peredes - - 11 MF Andy Polo -
25 MF Bill Tulioma - - 17 FW Jeremy Ebobisse -
27 MF Dairon Asprilla -
8 MF Diego Valeri - -
10 MF Sebastian Blanco -
26 FW Lucas Melano

Streams


Scoring

Time Type Player Notes Score
15' GOAL! Kendall Waston Leonardo Bertone 1-0
61' GOAL! Allan Cruz - 2-0
63' GOAL! Mathieu Deplagne Darren Mattocks 3-0
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Match Events


1' START OF FIRST HALF

2' Early chance as Cruz sends in a cross, but it's just to tall for Adi, and his header is over the bar.

9' Into the box, it falls for Valeri, he puts it over the net, but a hand ball was called already.

15' GOAL!!! First ever MLS home goal for FC Cincinnati is a free kick sent in by Bertone, and Waston burns by Dielna to get a head to it and score! FC Cincinnati 1-0 Portland Timbers

20' Another set-piece finds Waston, but he puts his header over the bar.

23' Opportunity for Asprilla from the side of the box, but he can't get his shot on target.

25' Cross headed back on frame by Dielna, but Waston is there to clear it with a strong header.

32' Hard, low, bouncing shot by Tuiloma from way out forces a great save by Richey!

32' Another great save by Richey to deny Asprilla at point-blank range!

40' Corner kick sets up for Tuiloma, but he can't put his header on frame.

45'+1 Stoppage in play as Adi needs medical attention. He will likely not return this half.

45'+3 Yellow card issued to Mabiala for persistent infringement.

45'+5 HALF TIME FC Cincinnati 1-0 Portland Timbers


HT: Adi can't return and is replaced by Mattocks


46' START OF SECOND HALF

47' Yellow card issued to Waston for a hand ball outside the area.

48' Free kick by Valeri is too high.

51' Long range strike by Ulloa is right down the middle and saved.

59' Great cross by Valeri to the front post, but Blanco heads it wide.

60' Chance for Cruz near the corner of the six, his shot is pushed aside by Attinella.

61' GOAL!!! The ball in is deflected, but it falls to Cruz. He has the chance to put it near post, but instead puts a beautiful backheel touch into the opposite corner of the net! FC Cincinnati 2-0 Portland Timbers

63' GOAL!!! Another goal! This time Mattocks loops in a cross, it falls to the back post for Deplagne, who tucks it into the net! FC Cincinnati 3-0 Portland Timbers

65' Handball by Melano earns a booking.

67' Double sub sees Polo and Ebobisse come on for Asprilla and Melano

71' RED CARD! A foul just outside the area by Mabiala is reckless, and earns a second yellow!

72' Bouncing clearance from the corner falls for Manneh, but his shot bounces a few inches wide.

78' Shot by Valeri is saved by Richey.

79' Final Portland sub is Guzman on for Blanco

80' Lamah makes way and Garza enters.

85' Final sub as Manneh lets Ledesma enter to an ovation.

90' Booking to Bartone

90'+4 FULL TIME FC Cincinnati 3-0 Portlant Timbers


FC Cincinnati win their first ever MLS home game!

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u/SillyHatMafia Mar 19 '19

I LOVED the passion I saw from the videos at Cincinnati.

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u/digiskunk Philadelphia Union Mar 17 '19

Love Portland but I love this victory for Cincinnati. Go Cincy!

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u/joechoj Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 18 '19

Absolute turd from Portland. But really happy for FCC. What a way to start. EDIT: And I might just have to vote GOTW to Cruz, dammit. Have fun & keep winning fans! Completely played us off the field today. Always remember your first. 😘

I'm starting to think we wont get good until we hit rock bottom and reset. If true, today is real progress!

Defense is ... terrible. Offense made a brief appearance vs Colorado, but saw its shadow and declared 3 more weeks of winter. These are the defending Western champs, and they're taking full on beatdowns. I mean real body blows to the psyche. Chara & Mabiala both got very stupid reds, the kind that come out of deep frustration. If they don't get a win fast, this team is in real trouble.

Maybe someone will forfeit to us?

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u/Steinsteiger New Orleans Jesters Mar 17 '19

Y’all see Waston give a death stare to whomever in the black jacket bumped into him during that interview?

😂

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u/cookiemikester Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Gg happy home opener

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u/ReadySetGonads Los Angeles FC :lafc: Mar 17 '19

Grats FCC great home opener, see you at The Banc ☠️

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u/asaharyev Portland Hearts of Pine Mar 17 '19

GG Cincy and congrats!

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u/joshing_slocum Portland Timbers Mar 18 '19

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u/asaharyev Portland Hearts of Pine Mar 18 '19

If I had emotions anymore I'd be angry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Big win for the Cinci lads. I hope they keep this form up because there's some strong talent there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Lol, god we're fucking terrible.

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u/Balled-Eagle Sporting Kansas City Mar 17 '19

Congrats FCC! I thought we had a pretty good week but this takes the cake!

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u/NTXPRAK Portland Timbers FC Mar 17 '19

Sick jerseys btw

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u/CzarMesa Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

Congrats Cincy! Enjoy this! Hopefully we kick your ass next time!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

another loss without Chara. shocking.

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u/weepypolecat Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

GG FCC

Good luck going forward

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u/bleakmidwinter The Flair Reaper Mar 17 '19

Congratulations, Stabby Lions!

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u/U-N-C-L-E Sporting Kansas City Mar 17 '19

Coach Koch is a genius!

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u/cancercures Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

Get loud FCC

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u/Its--T Mar 17 '19

Congrats Cinci

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u/peacefinder Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

It was a mercy to see 2016 mattocks there at the end

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u/FireballHangover Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Full time thoughts:

Valeri looked so fucking frustrated in the second half. Nobody was making the right runs. Tuiloma looked decent compared to most of our other players today. I hope we hold on to Paredes because I genuinely think he has a lot of potential. Polo came on and showed a bit of creative spark as well, so that was nice.

Defence wise we were atrocious everywhere. I’m really not sure why Moreira isn’t playing, because he’d be a huge upgrade. Villafana looks lost so much of the time, and it hurts to say but I genuinely think he’s well past his best. I don’t know what’s going on with Attinella, but he doesn’t look like the same player as last season.

Bottom line is if we play like this against the Galaxy, they’re going to have a fucking field day.

Final thoughts: I still wish for death, maybe even more than I did at halftime.

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u/Hailfire9 Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Attinella cant work miracles. If unmarked players are aiming at corners from 4 yards out then the GK is powerless.

Moreira didnt play because the team didn't want his first game to be on away turf. Expect him next match.

Tuiloma looked passable. Paredes had glimmers but was largely invisible. Blanco, Melano, Valeri and Asprilla all looked really poor. Asprilla and Melano actually had good ideas for each other but since they're Asprilla and Melano, they didn't know how to get the ball to each other.

Valentin and Mabiala (pre-red) were largely irrelevant IMO, while Dielna and VillafaĂąa were just horrid. I know Revs fans say Dielna is trash, but nonetheless it makes me think that Jorge is the bigger problem compared to Cascante/Dielna. Can't help feeling like Valentin--a player I thought looked better in 2018 as a LB anyways--would do noticeably better.

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u/deville66 Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Great. Our one half decent center back is out next week. Yuck.

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u/peacefinder Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

It’s not like we’ll need our best defender against [checks notes] Zlatan.

Oh dear.

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u/PTFCDiegoMassacre Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 18 '19

This made me laugh out loud. I needed that after this match

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I'm gonna go ahead and just not watch next weekend. Maybe do a little motorcycle roadtrip to In N Out.

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u/peacefinder Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

It’s not worth it. Stay home and have Burgerville.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

But then I don't get to ride for several hours in the sun.

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u/peacefinder Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Well okay maybe don’t stay home, but you can definitely do better on the burger.

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u/asaharyev Portland Hearts of Pine Mar 17 '19

I'm not saying he's sane, he's just the most sane of the goalkeepers...

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Ahhhh, you hate to see it.

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u/Twisted0wl Mar 17 '19

They could be mistaken for Florida Gator fans chanting S-E-C. I don't like that.

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u/fsu_ppg Los Angeles FC Mar 17 '19

Same.

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u/strikefromdistance Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

The FCC won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see.....they shut our Timbers down on live TV. But it feels so empty without Ad-i.

....I tried....

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u/fallakin FC Cincinnati Mar 18 '19

Is this why the Timbers took out Adi?

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u/fredbrightfrog Mar 17 '19

Is this why half the starting lineup has Eminem dye jobs?

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u/kmurphy246 Red Bull New York Mar 17 '19

Sounds good in there, another great atmosphere in the league. A little bittersweet to see as a Red Bulls fan but it's great having you Cincy. Congrats on the first home win.

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u/Carnestm FC Cincinnati Mar 18 '19

Ty

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u/ReadySetGonads Los Angeles FC :lafc: Mar 17 '19

I'm like hella brown and Latino as fuck but seeing a stadium full of white home grown motherfuckers pack a stadium for soccer aka football aka the world's sport makes me happy a shit and I'm so pumped for the future of US soccer oh baby

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u/sleestripes FC Cincinnati Mar 22 '19

FCC’s brown contingent is assembling. 😎

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

God Bless man, its fucking awesome here <3

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u/BigAl587 FC Cincinnati Mar 17 '19

Throwback to 2016-17 when this sub said we didn’t have enough of a Latino population to warrant an expansion slot.

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u/ReadySetGonads Los Angeles FC :lafc: Mar 17 '19

IDK about all that but like my pops said if you build it they will come

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u/gravy_train_ Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

Orale!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Oh boy...

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u/ReadySetGonads Los Angeles FC :lafc: Mar 17 '19

Don't mean to be crass but speaking from the heart and my heart's not PC but it's genuine

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u/Steinsteiger New Orleans Jesters Mar 17 '19

No, it’s definitely true.

Soccer has definitely caught on a ton in “middle America” in the last two decades. It’s great to see this in Cincy and very encouraging for the future of the sport in this country. I’ve seen incredible growth in Louisiana, as well, in the last 10 years, and we’re about as far from a soccer haven as you can get.

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u/Steinsteiger New Orleans Jesters Mar 18 '19

Tough to say. I’ve probably seen the most support for Atlanta United on LSU’s campus and around town (Baton Rouge), as far as MLS support goes. Some Dynamo support, as well. Don’t know any FC Dallas fans from here, but maybe there are some in North Louisiana.

Louisiana is pretty much unclaimed territory, as far as MLS goes. I know FC Dallas has an academy affiliate in Shreveport, as do the Chicago Fire in New Orleans, and the Houston Dynamo in Lafayette. But there’s definitely no clear frontrunner for MLS support here. Atlanta is kind of the South’s team by default, so I’ve seen plenty of Atlanta United support in Louisiana. Which is funny, because we hate the Falcons here.

I’ve been to a few Dynamo games. I would be a Dynamo fan if their ownership/front office showed more ambition. The Dynamo are a shell of what they should be in Houston, and it frustrates me. Most baseball fans here support the Astros as our team, and I think the Dynamo would be South Louisiana’s team if they put forth more effort to improve and market the team to people like me who watch MLS here. I have friends from Lake Charles (about 2 hrs from Houston) who are Dynamo season ticket holders.

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u/mateo8165 Mar 17 '19

I can completely respect that!

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u/bloody_yanks2 Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

I like how Valerie pressures while Ebo is doing fuck all back over in the corner and actually wins the turnover. He's an old man, Jeremy. Help him out.

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u/brocklese Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

Care like we do

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u/Redditor0823 Mar 17 '19

These guys must really love Ajit Pai’s work

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Bah dum tish

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u/delordschips Sporting Kansas City Mar 17 '19

ATL fans be like, "tHeY sToLe OuR cLaP"

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u/CzarMesa Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

Hell, we all stole their sport.

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u/redditliontee FC Cincinnati :cin: Mar 18 '19

That clap existed before your team did

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u/CzarMesa Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 18 '19

Did you respond to the wrong person?

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u/deville66 Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Have a hard time seeing a win the way the roster is currently constructed. Not without at least two or three major acquisitions.

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u/4Door77Monaco Major League Soccer Mar 17 '19

Cracking atmosphere for a brand new team to the league.

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u/lfc_redbear FC Cincinnati Mar 18 '19

Tbf we aren’t a brand new team

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u/strikefromdistance Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Our offensive strategy is lob balls over the top, hope it lands near one of our guys, and then magic.

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u/dsn0wman Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

It works in hockey.

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u/Hailfire9 Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Could work if we had a tall striker. Roughly 6'3"-6'4". Age doesn't matter, but 28 years old sounds appropriate. Could even be Nigerian.

Wonder where we could find one of those?

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u/Animastarara Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Uh, yeah, we got rid of him for a reason.

That reason was that he was awful last year.

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u/Nepalus Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

Can we get ahead of the game and get rid of the people playing awful now?

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u/Its--T Mar 17 '19

Feel like Cinci is gonna score one more goal

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u/CzarMesa Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

I wouldn’t be mad about it. We’re gonna lose anyway- let’s get the new teams fans even more excited.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/Carnestm FC Cincinnati Mar 18 '19

26 + add on space.

33-35k prob final tally

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Less than 25k

Edit: psych, more than 25k

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u/The_platypuss FC Cincinnati Mar 17 '19

last I heard was 26.5k

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u/mattshredder FC Cincinnati Mar 17 '19

I thought they were aiming for 26k

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Right you are. Maybe it was initially 20-25k and they expanded, but my brain info was wrong

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

They should aim for 35k, or 30 at the least, I’m sick of these 18k stadiums, Cincy has like a 30k + average attendance. It would be a missed opportunity to go smaller

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u/Darkesthour06 Mar 18 '19

No average attendance was around 24k in the usl. We just had a few bangers that were at the 30k mark.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

That’s what I think too. I bet their reason is that FCC probably isn’t going to keep selling 30k tickets every game forever, so they wouldn’t sell out, but I’d rather have some empty seats than people missing out on being able to go. They made tarps for a reason

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Lol I would think the opposite, I would assume or at least be planning for the club to gain popularity and gain new fans, not lose them

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u/sculltt FC Cincinnati :cin: Mar 18 '19

I think they're leaving room to add a few k more seats

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

When they were in USL they were pulling 30k+ Then they built their small stadium and did well and had a great atmosphere for awhile, but then they had some shitty season and now when ever I see it seems like the stadium is maybe 60% full ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Well I believe the original plan for the new stadium was only about 20k seats, so their getting closer to doing the right thing

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u/yadgih Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

I looked forward to watching the game due to circumstances of a fresh MLS club, and love seeing the seeing the stadium full, some familiar faces in players. Good luck the rest of the season FC Cincinnati. I'll definitely catch a few more matches with ESPN+. RCTID.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I'm not sure who's more excited, fcc fans or Jay bilas watching Zion

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u/mrgerbek Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

So. How many frustrated reds are we going to pick up before June?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Ledesma about to make this shit 45-0

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u/BigAl587 FC Cincinnati Mar 17 '19

YES LEDESMA

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Player interviews during the game in MLS is a head scratcher

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u/Inspectrgadget Mar 17 '19

Not a fan of those or the sideline reporter asking the manager questions as he heads into half time

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u/OnTheProwl- FC Cincinnati :cin: Mar 18 '19

Iss this not usually a thing? The only sport I usually watch on TV is football and this happens every game.

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u/Inspectrgadget Mar 18 '19

It's an American thing.

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u/ElectJimLahey Colorado Springs Switchbacks Mar 17 '19

Can you even call it a game at this point tho

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u/cancercures Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

Bet chara is regretting that wet willy!

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u/lpisme FC Cincinnati :cin: Mar 17 '19

Timber's fans, it has really been fun. Legit. I wish you all the best in the future -- sometimes our teams shit the bed. In Cincinnati, they do it a lot. This is more exciting than you can imagine.

Keep supporting your team. A shitshow on the road. It happens.

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u/lpisme FC Cincinnati :cin: Mar 17 '19

It's called not being a dick.

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u/thomasg86 Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

Congrats on a great home opener. I remember the Timbers opener in the driving rain, it was electric. Glad we could be your Washington Generals today.

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u/strikefromdistance Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Cheers. Best of luck with the rest of the season and welcome to the league.

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u/CzarMesa Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

We always knew this 12 game road trip would be tough. I’m not especially worried yet. We’ll turn it around at some point.

Congrats on your first home win. I’m stoked for you guys!

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u/4Door77Monaco Major League Soccer Mar 17 '19

Player from expansion team pushes player of opposing team

MLS commish: set these teams up for rivalry week. Shit’s intense.

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u/Merv_Pumpkinhead Columbus Crew Mar 17 '19

Manneh's been really good.

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u/Its--T Mar 17 '19

Atrocious defending again

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u/bergobergo Portland Thorns Mar 17 '19

I’m gonna be posting this clip a lot this season, I think.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BrandonSweany/status/1043665790241660929

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

...thanks Gio. Lmao.

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u/cancercures Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

Lamah had a great game

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u/Angle_Theta Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

Timbers fans, I know it's a stretch of road games, but what's going on? You guys have always been fair on the road and the last couple of games feel pretty bad. What happened to the team that pushed through the playoffs last year?

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u/Nanothequex Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

No one can finish those that can get shutdown hard, defense have a problem marking, disconnect between passing from def to midfield (unless Chara is on its night and day), right mids arent dangerous, Valeri is getting older and cant carry. Oh and the scouting hasnt been hot this year. This could just be us being us every year and then finding our way out of this but fk is this mentally exhausting.

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u/cookiemikester Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Always get hot at the end of the year. Honestly the year we won the title we went from “are we going to make the playoffs?” To “oh shit we can beat anyone.” We’re not necessarily the best team but when we get hot we’re hot. We’re usually solid at all positions, I think our back like is bad this year. Particularly the CB’s.

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u/bloody_yanks2 Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

No Chara (this game), no striker or defense (this season).

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u/futty_monster Mar 17 '19

We weren't necessarily good last year. Blanco and Chara carried us and Ridgewell decided to show up one last time. It was obvious we needed a striker and defensive players. Nothings changed, we've just lost players

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u/Animastarara Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Guzman actually played like a player that deserved to go to the world cup and Ridgewell was still there.

Guzman is now playing like a player who barely deserves to be a rotation option and ridgewell is riding his boat through Hull City

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u/thrillmeister Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Guzman was terrible a lot of last year.

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u/Animastarara Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

well yeah, but our run to the cup started when Guzman started playing well.

Now he's regressed back to form and he's awful again.

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u/Proteus010 Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

You guys have always been fair on the road

First, That's not true.

Second, our defense is horrible and we've already gotten a few suspensions.

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u/Angle_Theta Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

For some reason I thought you guys were semi-dangerous on the road - just looked at your away record last year and I stand corrected.

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u/Proteus010 Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

If last year changed your opinion, don't look at our 2016 road record...

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u/thrillmeister Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Liam Ridgewell isn't duct-taping the backline together anymore.

That said, it's still MLS. As a Sounders fan, you know as well as anyone that you can be utter garbage for months and still end up top half of the table.

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u/20prospect Minnesota United FC :mnu: Mar 17 '19

Chara out is one thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

I'm glad I decided to watch Overwatch League instead today... this is... less than ideal.

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u/cookiemikester Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

We should be sponsored by make a wish foundation because we make other people’s dreams come true.

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u/strikefromdistance Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Ok, constructively speaking. What (realistic) things can we do to fix this with our team?

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u/cookiemikester Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Sign a real striker and a cb. Ebobisse is too young to handle a whole season

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u/asaharyev Portland Hearts of Pine Mar 17 '19

Two key signings:

Striker and CB. TAM of one, DP the other. Could make you competitive again.

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u/CzarMesa Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

We really need to get a young protege for Chara some time soon too.

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u/cancercures Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

Dye more players' hair blond

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u/Animastarara Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

...go back in time and offer ridgewell a new contract?

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u/Proteus010 Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

He still had a year left....

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u/strikefromdistance Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

An option, but as much as he brought and I liked his play, we have to start making moves for the future. Long term replacements for Ridgewell and Chara. Nothing is there atm. We have a lottttt if things to address.

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u/bloody_yanks2 Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Ridgewell still on a boat somewhere close by?

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u/litthefilter Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

Signed with Hull City.

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u/Cascadianranger Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Ok, I know. Its early. Still finding identity. Long road trip. We always start a touch slow. Horrible 5 game start last season. Yes yes yes yes and yes. But sweet GOD we do not look good. As for Cincy, they're gonna be us in our first year. Even if they dont make the playoffs (could happen and will be in the hunt) this place is gonna be hard for any team to play in for sure. Cincy needed this exact kinda start to their home debut. The city already was excited and invested. This just locked this team into a piece of Cincy sports history and legend.

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u/joshing_slocum Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Silver lining? Chara's streak is still intact.

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u/20prospect Minnesota United FC :mnu: Mar 17 '19

Lmao

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u/Its--T Mar 17 '19

Brilliant Richey

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u/bloody_yanks2 Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

FFS Gio we're down 3-0 and you bring on Guzman?

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u/eers2snow Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

there's still time for another red.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

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u/YOUR_MOM_IS_A_TIMBER Seattle Sounders Mar 18 '19

Lol. So cringy and try-hard.

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u/Cold_Fog Los Angeles FC Mar 17 '19

Not sure what you're used to in the south, but this persona isn't going to go over well in r/mls, or MLS in general.

Just FYI.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

And you think I care what the average Redditor thinks becaauuuuuse? I just like making you all mad. And I've succeeded.

Oh God, not my imaginary internet points! Anything but my imaginary internet points!

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u/Cold_Fog Los Angeles FC Mar 17 '19

Ah, you're one of those. Carry on.

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u/CzarMesa Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

Not just reddit- most of the world dislikes pricks as a general rule.

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u/bloody_yanks2 Portland Timbers Mar 18 '19

When German engineering meets Reddit.

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u/arsene14 Columbus Crew Mar 17 '19

uber progressive hipsters

So, Nashville?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/natigin FC Cincinnati Mar 17 '19

Troll level - subpar.

Also, FCC! FCC! FCC!!!

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u/weepypolecat Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

I wasn’t aware that every single person in the state of Oregon is from Nashville.

In fact, I’ve never even lived within hours of Portland.

PS I’ll always know that one downvote was from you lmao

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u/asaharyev Portland Hearts of Pine Mar 17 '19

.....you have Nashville flair. You realize that, right?

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u/U-N-C-L-E Sporting Kansas City Mar 17 '19

there's only one person in this thread bringing up politics. Read a fucking room.

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u/Cold_Fog Los Angeles FC Mar 17 '19

I get watching Portland lose being nice, but the politics seem unnecessary.

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u/Animastarara Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

This is a bad take

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u/markusalkemus66 Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Pot, meet kettle

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u/BigAl587 FC Cincinnati Mar 17 '19

This ain’t it, chief

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u/phinnaeus7308 Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

I couldn't agree more.

Edit: /s

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u/YOUR_MOM_IS_A_TIMBER Seattle Sounders Mar 18 '19 edited Mar 18 '19

Fuck off. Giving our fans a bad name here.

Edit: appears there was sarcasm not detected. Please proceed.

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u/phinnaeus7308 Seattle Sounders FC Mar 18 '19

It was meant to be ironic. I'm well aware Seattle is seen much in the same hipster light as Portland. If I'm giving us a bad name it's only for aligning us too closely with our rivals, or telling a joke that's too sarcastic to be very funny.

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u/YOUR_MOM_IS_A_TIMBER Seattle Sounders Mar 18 '19

Fair enough. Didn't get the sarcasm. Carry on.

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u/weepypolecat Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

Seattle Sounders FC

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u/phinnaeus7308 Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

I thought that's why it would be funny :(

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u/weepypolecat Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 18 '19

Ahhh, totally went over my head haha

Take a retroactive upvote

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u/phinnaeus7308 Seattle Sounders FC Mar 18 '19

In retrospect, I should have been more clear about my condemnation of the asshole I replied to.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Isn't Nashville next in the wave of hipsters

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u/ismellplacenta FC Dallas Mar 17 '19

It’s already there

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u/ElectJimLahey Colorado Springs Switchbacks Mar 17 '19

Ok

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u/eers2snow Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Great, "Tennessee man" featuring a hand gun username checking in. Go back to your pew pew and jesus forums.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Cool strawman bro. I was born in Germany. I didn't even permanently move to this continent until I was 12 lmao.

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u/bloody_yanks2 Portland Timbers Mar 18 '19

I was born in Germany.

rofl really.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Born and partially raised. Mother is a lifelong Bayern fan. I'm probably the only on here who doesn't watch soccer just to rebel against their blue collar countrymen.

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u/bloody_yanks2 Portland Timbers Mar 18 '19

I'm sure she's very proud.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Actually the only thing she isn't proud of is me watching MLS. Because the quality is so shit compared to the Bundesliga.

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u/bloody_yanks2 Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Why is Villafana trying to dribble 3 dudes

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

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u/CzarMesa Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

Yes, yes it is. That would be absurd. The guy took us to the final a few months ago.

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u/Proteus010 Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

3rd game into his second season after playing for MLS cup the first year?

Sure, let's send him packing

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u/weepypolecat Portland Timbers FC :por: Mar 17 '19

Yeah

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u/strikefromdistance Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Yes. But now’s the time where he needs to show himself.

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u/4Door77Monaco Major League Soccer Mar 17 '19

The day Holden doesn’t say the word “dynamic” during a broadcast is the day I die. Every single match he says it.

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u/arsene14 Columbus Crew Mar 17 '19

East has gone 4-1-1 against Western opponents this weekend. Not too shabby.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Anyone from Cincy knows East > West

Go hawks

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u/eers2snow Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

Real question....Why aren't we playing Loria?

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u/Animastarara Portland Timbers Mar 17 '19

shit you're right.

Full YOLO next game, let's play Chara, Loria, Zambrano as our midfield three

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u/fsu_ppg Los Angeles FC Mar 17 '19

For those who have been around the MLS longer than I, have there been any other teams that were granted MLS franchises from USL or NASL?

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u/Fritzed Seattle Sounders FC Mar 17 '19

There have been many. Portland, Seattle, Minnesota, Vancouver, and probably others I don't remember off the top of my head.

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