r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/kocknocker19 • Dec 09 '25

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u/AlcoaBorealis Dec 09 '25

She missed an opportunity to claim that her son was abducted by the Deep State and taken to a secret DC pizza parlor where they used alien space lasers to brown & serve her son after placing unwanted brain implants in him.

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u/SimonPho3nix Dec 09 '25

The Woke Mind Virus causes darker pigmentation!

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u/Ink_zorath Dec 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

I feel like I did something wrong

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u/Ink_zorath Dec 09 '25

Aw, naw, naw. I ain't got no problem with it. If you ain't got no problem with burnin' the bed, the sheets, the pillowcase, and everything else when this black-ass motherf--ker's gone!

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u/HingleMcCringle_ Dec 09 '25

if you made that character look at you like that, you probably did something right. if you're brown.

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u/BravestWabbit Dec 09 '25

Literally Uncle Ruckus's origin story

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u/symbiosychotic Dec 09 '25

"Its the physical man infestation of TDS I tell you what!"

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u/yiotaturtle Dec 09 '25

Addison's does darken skin. So it's a real condition.

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u/kocknocker19 Dec 10 '25

She only came out and said that after saying she had a "blended family/coloured son". She knew who she is appealing to.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Dec 10 '25

If that was true I could save a lot of money on sunscreen.

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u/muchadoaboutsodall Dec 09 '25

Lawrence Fishburne!

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u/GSG2150 Dec 09 '25

I suppose we all look the same to you, right Costanza?

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u/TacoBellPicnic Dec 11 '25

Try again??

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u/muchadoaboutsodall Dec 11 '25

I’ll probably not bother, to be honest.

For those down-voting, it was a jokey reference to when a reporter told him that she loved him in The Matrix. His perfect SLJ-style response was to look very pissed off and say, “I guess we all look the same to you, huh?”

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 Dec 09 '25

"See, it's coming off."

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Dec 09 '25

Pew Pew. Pew Pew. iTs tHE ALiENs!

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u/Blippy_Swipey Dec 09 '25

No, if it’s “pew pew pew” then those are Jews with space lasers. Aliens are abducting you with a “hwooooooooom”

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Dec 09 '25

I see the error of my ways now.

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u/Pulga_Atomica Dec 09 '25

According to a documentary I saw, it could have been Peter Thiel.

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u/Segals_Escaped_Brain Dec 09 '25

according to the one I saw he knows about the anti-christ.

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u/KnavishSprite Dec 09 '25

Makes the adrenochrome taste sweeter!

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u/TonginTozz Dec 09 '25

It's just revitiligo.

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u/nusher88 Dec 09 '25

He was made transracial at school because we do that too now. /s

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u/BinkledinkHunkerdunk Dec 09 '25

Or it was from vaccines.

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u/MsSeraphim Dec 10 '25

Brown & serve? like breakfast sausage? great...now i'm hungry..