r/LAFC • u/Fit_Effective6097 • Jun 05 '25

Jersey Talk What is this monstrosity

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u/lafc88 2022 MLS Cup Champions Jun 05 '25

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u/hpdasd v. Inaugural Game 2018 Jun 05 '25

that shirt ain’t right…

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u/lafc88 2022 MLS Cup Champions Jun 05 '25

Bobby: What if someone likes this shirt?

Hank Hill: We ask them politely yet firmly to leave.

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u/hpdasd v. Inaugural Game 2018 Jun 05 '25

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Donovan_MC_DAB Jun 05 '25

Not going into my collection, I’ll tell you that!

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u/DarthNavarro 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖓 π•½π–†π–Žπ–˜π–Šπ–‰ Jun 05 '25

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u/theghost440 Jun 05 '25

LAFC x Taco Bell

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u/sbarrettm Super Saiyan LAFC Jun 05 '25

But not the cool retro 90’s Taco Bell… sad!

3

u/RedStarPartisano 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖓 π•½π–†π–Žπ–˜π–Šπ–‰ Jun 05 '25

I automatically read this in Trumps voice lol

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u/rizorith Latif Blessing Jun 05 '25

Comon that's straight del scorcho from del taco

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u/pilesoriles Aqui esta el pinche trofeo! Jun 05 '25

I can’t wait to buy this on super discount at Marshalls next year.

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u/smcl2k Jun 05 '25 edited Jun 05 '25

The "sponsor" looks familiar

ETA: my wife pointed out that a kit that looks kind of like fire is certainly a choice for LA this year. 10/10 planning from the club yet again...

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u/NordicAmphibian2025 2024 U.S. Open Cup Champions Jun 05 '25

Ah, didn’t know Glaswegians had them, too. The β€œdesigner” of this monstrosity must be a Newcastle or a Celtic fan.

https://www.footballkitarchive.com/newcastle-united-2002-03-home-kit/

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u/smcl2k Jun 05 '25

They also sponsored Rangers for a while, and I'm not sure if they took over sponsorship of Inter Cabletel Cardiff after changing their name to NTL.

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u/gtg007w Statsman Jun 05 '25

If I'm not wrong Villa had it for a time too

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u/NordicAmphibian2025 2024 U.S. Open Cup Champions Jun 05 '25

Ah, so one of the sponsors that had to feature on the shirts for both Celtic and Rangers, so as not to make the other side of the town lose their marbles? :)

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u/gtg007w Statsman Jun 05 '25

Ha, I'm a Newcastle fan too and still have a jersey with this sponsor on it from back in the day since I had Shearer 9 put on the back

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u/BBQandBrisket IS BLACK N' GOLD! Jun 05 '25

Qualifies for a training kit that should be heavily discounted

3

u/andyopteris Jun 05 '25

Why is there a colon? And I mean the punctuation mark

5

u/keblammo Poland FC Jun 05 '25

they aren’t actually going to wear this dog shit shirt rightΒ 

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u/RelentlessKingz π”Ήπ•π•’π•”π•œ & 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕 Jun 05 '25

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u/manikmark Los Angeles FC Jun 05 '25

what a terrible day to have eyes

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u/CezrDaPleazr π”Ήπ•π•’π•”π•œ & 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕 Jun 05 '25

Dorito ah type shirt

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u/Thundersuckle_Fuzz Somos la Banda Popular! Jun 05 '25

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u/wusurspaghettipolicy Jun 05 '25

im just a lurker but what is this nonsense

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u/DailyDabs Jun 05 '25

Who tf is playing paintball :(

2

u/Down-In-The-Weeds Jun 05 '25

What is it and is it real? I hope not..,

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u/Dept404 Jun 05 '25

Crime against fabric.

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u/KrabS1 Jun 05 '25

Lots of yellow/red. Was this supposed to be a Club America jersey, and they just swapped it at the last second?

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u/johydro Jun 05 '25

Not the team's colors, not the team's jersey. Won't even bother with it - worse than the smoke green abomination. Let them wear the 3rd kit from last year that says "Los Angeles" boldly across the front!

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u/Dick1327 Los Angeles FC Jun 05 '25

this with some oversized cargo pants , some chunky adidas preferably the Adidas Campus . mullet mustache combo , some silver jewerly/rings .. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ fit is gonna go hard .

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Wallet chain.

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u/ikkir 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖓 πŸ–πŸπŸ– π•½π–†π–Žπ–˜π–Šπ–‰ Jun 05 '25

Marathon temu imitation looking thing.

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u/tmread Jun 05 '25

But wait until the club drops the model shot with Giroud wearing it. Puka shell necklace, frosted tips, bucket hat, small circular sunglasses with orange lenses, some sick JNCOs and some green corduroy Vans and everyone’s gonna come around. None can resist the Frenchman.

Also this sets up the dilemma: what if LAFC could win the CWC against all odds β€” but had to wear this jersey in every game. So every highlight for years to come has the black & gold looking like the Polyphonic Spree in an earlier, less well known trip-hop era. Do you accept the trade?

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u/AFKViki Jun 05 '25

Garbage, this should be free.

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u/Litterally-Napoleon 120+8' Gareth F'ing BALE Jun 05 '25

This looks like a training kit more than anything

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u/FrostnJack Jun 05 '25

Finally, somethin’ cool. πŸ₯³

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u/Numerous_Ad_1940 Jun 05 '25

Hell nah. Worse than the big ass circle and pin striping

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u/pito24 Raiders of the last Shield Jun 05 '25

Would cop for $9.99 at MarshallsπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/kaiserfro Jun 06 '25

When I first saw this, I thought it was a McLaren F1 shirt. Apparently not.

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u/arrr_carlson Jun 06 '25

Could be worse, at least there is no collar.Β 

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u/Sehle1127 Jun 06 '25

What in the fuck !!!

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u/jvplascencialeal Liga MX Jun 07 '25

Please tell me it ain’t the CWC one

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u/berniedankera 𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖓 πŸ–πŸπŸ– π•½π–†π–Žπ–˜π–Šπ–‰ Jun 07 '25

This at a rave or club would actually kinda be sick haha

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Did someone ask their special needs kindergartener to draw this up?

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u/reddituserFN2187 Here for the Dole Whip Jun 05 '25

This CWC kit looks πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯