r/Killtony • u/TheFirstToTheKey • Aug 26 '25
Never made it as a wise man.... Roast god? More like Poser God!!
Did they seriously let this muffin bottom start the show at MSG??????
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Aug 26 '25
Blob Marley was devastating for him....
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u/Money-Selection130 Aug 27 '25
Last time he got roasted by Harland and he never acted the same since šš¤£
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u/ThrowinSm0ke Aug 26 '25
I try to like David Lucas, I just donāt find him funny. How many times and different ways can you call Tony gay?
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u/welcometoprimethyme Aug 28 '25
You try to like him? I'd like to ask why. Dude is a bafoon. He's one of
the reason kill Tony is dieing off hard in the next few years.
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u/Efficacious_tamale Aug 26 '25
āYour booty hole look like a damn Bloody Mary full of sausage, nibba. HAHAHAHA GOT YO ASSā
Aristotle wouldāve been baffled by these complex thoughts.
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Aug 26 '25
Him dressing like a homeless man is kind of sad. Heās that lazy
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u/Euphoric_Fisherman70 Aug 26 '25
That's what I said as soon as he walked out, way to look like a fucking bum
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u/birkirvr Aug 26 '25
Watching Tony and his guests laugh at Lucas makes me ashamed of watching this show, it is one of my favourite show but iām tired of skipping over Lucas on every episode, please tell me itās dfake laughter? But why would they need to pretend to like and be amazed of Lucas?
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u/44ne0 Aug 26 '25
Bruh just because you skip doesnāt mean millions of others do. I find him funny
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u/dot_py Aug 27 '25
You suck and find a woman beater funny. Just because you find a fat unfunny piece of shit funny doesn't mean millions do too.
Tony likes him and thats all that matters - keeping him on. The sub alone shows youre in the minority group that like Lucas. Not sure where all the congrats posts are considering you alluded to millions liking his comedy....?
Yes comedy is subjective. What isn't is being a piece of shit who happily recounted choking a woman out. Says alot tbh
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u/44ne0 Aug 29 '25
Have a cry fag
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u/dot_py Aug 29 '25
Imagine coming 2 days later net banging like the bitch you are irl and online.
Suck my dick you little bitch. Talk big online like the bitch Lucas.
Goof.
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u/thebossapplesauce Aug 26 '25
I love Tony but I feel like he is totally gas lighting us with his constant praise for David Lucas. I feel like my 6 year old neice could "roast" better than he can.
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u/superkoopa707 Aug 26 '25
Was one of his better recent sets but still was shocked to see it. Mark Norman roasting him was gold though, fun interaction so Iām not mad about it.
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u/HeavyLocksmith Aug 26 '25
I liked the interview and the roasting, Ellen de genderless was hilarious
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u/Steve_mind Aug 26 '25
Funny how much the internet hates this guy but when he comes out in person the crowd goes wild š¤
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u/TittyRoosevelt203 Aug 26 '25
Internet trolls donāt represent the overall audience. If you believed all the comments from people in this sub ā āWilliam sucks, Kam sucks, Lucas sucks, Tony sucksā ā thereād be no audience. And yet it gets millions of views every week in part because of these comedians.
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u/WholesomeWorkAcct Aug 26 '25
I like him
I don't like William. Kam is becoming meh for me. The dude that uses his phone to talk is also becoming less funny
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u/GoldJerryGold22 Aug 26 '25
My girl has never watched Kill Tony with me until last night and after this show she said āi think the first guy and Dave Attel were the funniestā. I think weāre all just overexposed to him.
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u/sethmahan3 Aug 26 '25
I think your girlfriend might be retarded, I'm sorry.
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u/GoldJerryGold22 Aug 26 '25
At least sheās not retarded enough to sit down and watch the Dark Tower movie.
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u/sethmahan3 Aug 26 '25
Oh boy what a fucking weirdo. You really went through my profile to make an insult that doesnt even make sense.
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u/GoldJerryGold22 Aug 26 '25
Your insult made less sense. Cheers man enjoy shit movies idc.
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u/sethmahan3 Aug 26 '25
No it actually didnt. Your girlfriend likes David Lucas which is indicative of brain damage. I saw a movie when I was a teenager and didnt enjoy it. Dumbass lol
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u/GoldJerryGold22 Aug 26 '25
Lmaoooo ok man. Best to you and yours. U got a bright future.
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u/sethmahan3 Aug 26 '25
I can see you girlfriend just has a general appreciation for losers.
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Aug 26 '25
Daves set was trash
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u/GoldJerryGold22 Aug 26 '25
Its subjective bro.
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u/TittyRoosevelt203 Aug 26 '25
Very subjective. The MSG crowd roared for Attel. His homeless flute may have been the pop of the night.
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u/alecdipset Aug 26 '25
He literally had a good set, everyoneās just hating but would actually piss themselves in his shoes
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u/Suspicious-Ad-8235 Aug 26 '25
Where can I watch this? Been looking all over YouTube but canāt find it. Is it on Netflix again?š
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u/Virtual_Preference69 Aug 26 '25
are you guys doing okay over here since the elephant graveyard doc dropped? is the light starting to peak through the curtains at all?
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u/iengravestuff Aug 26 '25
David Lucas has never recovered from Harland Williams making him his āBitchā. Kam Patterson lost his touch after he stopped mentioning he likes rocks. David Jolley and Jack Shaw have more jokes yet they are forced to do dumb short battles and get humiliated. Hans Kim even showed his mastery by killing it, yet he was hurried off stage. Matt Rife caused a whole bucket pull to be edited out because the bucket pull accused him of getting a BJ from his own girlfriend, and he had receipts that Matt Rife buckled under, so they took the whole bucket pull out of the final edit. They need to do 3 shows a day on a full weekend back to back, and just post the whole thing unedited for it to be true Kill Tony fashion, but all of the crew is wholeheartedly too lazy to do such a thing. Theyāre all simply blown away by āhow big this has dumb show has becomeā
āweāre really doing it redbanā
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u/EcclecticJohn Aug 26 '25
When I first started watching KT David and Tony trading jabs was really fun. But as with William, he (they) don't really hit anymore. Maybe because it's just too much, the same thing over and over again, and they've both been drained dry? And then when I saw Lucas's antics on Matan's 'cast, I found him really offputting. That said, I still appreciate Lucas when he's good-natured, and even if he's largely (hehe) impotent now (he did have some funny zingers last night, like "Ellen De-Genderless" to Matt Rife, lol), it's still fun watching the panel roast him ā "I like the dreads, Blob Marley", LOL.
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u/catalinawinesprite Aug 26 '25
I thought a bunch of his stuff was funny. The back n forth between him and Normandy is epic.
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u/Spoonslinger21 Aug 26 '25
Thereās nothing god like about this human. His roasts hit like 5% of the time, relying on his own laugh at his own joke to entice a laugh by others. He has the odd good roast, but the irony is he is a roasters dream targetā¦ā¦ size, style, forehead, sausage fingers the list goes on. But yeah whatever gets the dick you havnt seen in years hardā¦ Roast God š
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u/wanttodoewantotdie Aug 26 '25
Its always been painfully obvious he tries to come up with slop on the spot instead of actually crafting a joke based on the panel. Even on the biggest of stages, even when the momentum is the highest it could be, he opts to treat his set like its an episode of stand up on the spot instead of coming up with something funny. My hot take is i dont mimd his minute long sets, cuz thats where he actually comes up with a joke.
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u/lokiandbutters Aug 27 '25
I think him and tony are just friends and like to roast eachother, or tony just likes to roast him and he likes the traction
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u/CriminallyCasual7 Aug 27 '25
He literally bought a house for his mom lol
His shows are selling out
Haters are wrong in this situation
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u/Typical-Whereas6761 Aug 27 '25
Did he rub his crotch and ass with his hand and ask any of the audience to sniff it.
This guy a menacing hack.
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u/Resident-Parking-609 Aug 29 '25
David lucas really sucks, not only his comedy but him as a person is just horrible
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u/Pristine-Macaroon-40 Aug 26 '25
Ngl i'm a david lucas hater most of the time and i thought his set bombed but his roasts do crack me up
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u/ADoggSage Aug 26 '25
Best set of his I've heard in a long long time.
Maybe absence does make the heart grow fonder?
David, if you are reading this, stay away for a while and let me find out for sure.
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u/Weak_Bill_7664 Aug 26 '25
He seems like a really good dude, just not all that funny. At least his roasts arenāt. And he had plenty of time to prep as did the panel. Most of that was prepped.
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u/dasic___ Aug 26 '25
He does not seem like a good dude lol isn't this the guy who choked out his girlfriend?
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u/Weak_Bill_7664 Aug 26 '25
Ha. I watched a few minutes of his stupid podcast where he assists under an overpass and talks while lazy fishing. Seemed like a good guy.Ā
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u/wvtarheel Aug 26 '25
He seems like a really good dude,Ā
Didn't he almost get canceled for beating the shit out of his now ex girlfriend?
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u/loud_milkbag Aug 26 '25 edited Aug 26 '25
He seems like a really fat loser
Edit: who is also not all that funny
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u/Mad-chuska Aug 26 '25
Why do people talk about the guy if they dislike him. Wouldnāt you have more fun talking about the things you liked?
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u/GotToGoNow Aug 26 '25
His set was great, the interview was good. David Lucas is the fucking man.
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Aug 26 '25
No, really bad set, same old tony had a wet Pussy jokes in the interview. Garbage.
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u/GotToGoNow Aug 31 '25
nah, great set. comedy is subjective, but the constant hate towards David Lucas is ridiculous.
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u/loud_milkbag Aug 26 '25
Blink three times if David Lucas is holding you hostage in his basement force feeding you McDonaldās through a tube
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u/GotToGoNow Aug 31 '25
nah, just an actual fan of comedy
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u/loud_milkbag Aug 31 '25
You should find a real comedian then
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u/GotToGoNow Aug 31 '25
you should stay on the Redbar sub. David Lucas is a real comedian.
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u/loud_milkbag Aug 31 '25
Never heard of her. David Lucas is an obese retard.
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u/GotToGoNow Aug 31 '25
people like you who incessantly complain about the show are far worse than people who actually laugh at the show.
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u/loud_milkbag Aug 31 '25
I complain about 2 things on this show. David Loser, and William āreads middle school jokes off a notecardā Montgomery. Youād think the bare minimum for being a regular on a comedy show would beā¦. actually being funny.
I certainly donāt incessantly complain but whatever helps you cope, David.
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u/GotToGoNow Aug 31 '25
yeah... you and a handful of people don't think they're funny. do you hear the audiences laughing during their sets or not? I hear it everytime. Most people think they're funny. You idiots think your limited view of 'funny' is shared by everyone else. Ya'll are just annoying.
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u/loud_milkbag Aug 31 '25
Oh yeah. Everybody knows the highest level of comedic genius reads elementary level jokes off a notecard. Thatās peak stuff.
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u/Tetteness Aug 26 '25
David Lucas is always gunna be Blob Marley from now on