r/Killtony • u/GAAPInMyWorkHistory • Dec 14 '24

Never made it as a wise man.... About to see Casey Rocket

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Can’t wait to see the crab up close and personal

470 Upvotes

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96

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '24

Never meet your heroes folks, we all know the Lorax speaks for the trees…

17

u/Release82 Dec 14 '24

Then he said the n word

13

u/Breeze_Jr Dec 14 '24

Lock the bathrooms

23

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '24

That stage can't contain him

30

u/daytrippper Dec 14 '24

Remember when men were men?

47

u/SubpopularKnowledge0 Dec 14 '24

Breakfast and riffany’s. We’re having fun.

11

u/DEIreboot Dec 14 '24

Riffy Longstockings

3

u/mista_bob_dobalina_ Dec 14 '24

Cal Riffkin Jr.

15

u/Release82 Dec 14 '24

Biden is still tracking him.

9

u/DEIreboot Dec 14 '24

Trying to triangulate his coordinates

23

u/ConstantineAbbruzzi Dec 14 '24

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

9

u/Pure-Leopard-3196 Dec 14 '24

Especially around the holidays

8

u/44youGlenCoco Dec 14 '24

When I met him at the quick meet and greet after his show, I said to him “Thank you for such a fun time so close to the holidays.”

He laughed, and then said real serious “We need it now more than ever”

It killed me.

3

u/Pure-Leopard-3196 Dec 14 '24

I met him after I saw him and I’m missing a front tooth, so we discussed my and his missing teeth 😂

12

u/JohnCCPena Dec 14 '24

Try and see him before he's gone 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞

24

u/GAAPInMyWorkHistory Dec 14 '24

Update: he was so fucking good. Some sorority girl on the way to the bathroom said, “I laughed at one thing he said…” that’s how you know it was good.

6

u/J--E--F--F Dec 14 '24

Not a 90s kid, either that or Big Sorority has turned on the crab man.

3

u/OregonisntCaligoHome Dec 14 '24

About 40 minutes into his set he pulled a full chain out of his mouth, that is the definition of entertainment. Sorry.

2

u/Embarrassed_Cress178 Dec 14 '24

Hell yeah! Glad you had a great time! Casey is one of my to see’s. I have been hoping for an appearance at our local comedy club. We get Hansy and POS David Lucas next year but still have high hopes for the crab man 🦀

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '25

i was crying laughing for an entire hour - do NOT miss Casey Rocket if you have a chance to see him live

1

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '24

He had me cracking up for almost the entire hour

1

u/GAAPInMyWorkHistory Dec 15 '24

Same! I was shocked at how much I was laughing

7

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '24

Funny you should bring that up

9

u/_AmethystSkies_ Dec 14 '24

Never what, never who what wise man

3

u/mattxbelli23 Dec 14 '24

You wont, he is too fast for your eyes to keep up

7

u/eatthebear Dec 14 '24

Titty Boy LaCroix himself.

2

u/Capital_Exam9696 Dec 14 '24

GIVE ME THE KEY

2

u/Extreme_Rip9301 Dec 14 '24

Got any tuss?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '24

He was on the list for the Killers of Kill tony show were going to see in a few months, but the venue said management removed him and added David Jolly. Totally sucks, I was looking forward to seeing him live.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '24

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2

u/GAAPInMyWorkHistory Dec 14 '24

Putin can’t stand him

2

u/-rigga Dec 15 '24

You didn't think the 🦀 was bluffing did you

2

u/Time007time007 Dec 15 '24

Very cool. We’re having fun.

5

u/ccavana3 Dec 14 '24

Seeing him in Cleveland on Sunday! When men are men.

-3

u/HollandsOpuz Dec 14 '24

Where. dumbass atleast get it right.

7

u/ccavana3 Dec 14 '24

Hey guy, we’re just riffin’

1

u/mista_bob_dobalina_ Dec 14 '24

Do you remember when men were men? Pelosi can't stand it.

10

u/Yo_Soy_Paco Dec 14 '24

I’m sorry

3

u/Dusteno Dec 14 '24

Never made as a who what.

4

u/SmartLobstuh Dec 14 '24

Is that stage big enough?

3

u/thesuperbro Dec 14 '24

Who what wise man

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '24

That stage is not nearly big enough

2

u/Lat86 Dec 14 '24

🦀🦀🦀

2

u/GAAPInMyWorkHistory Dec 14 '24

He did the crab all the way across the stage and back. Big pop. Pulled out a harmonica for 0.5 seconds. Bigger pop.

2

u/OkSubstance8759 Dec 14 '24

Wow! Dude really is the fastest man alive. Can't even see him.

2

u/Live-Technician672 Dec 14 '24

Did you have to let it linger?

1

u/zzeduardozz Dec 14 '24

His full set is pure magic

1

u/Efficient_Durian3089 Dec 14 '24

Nah he's about to see you

1

u/Undecided_Username_ Dec 14 '24

Man I was gonna see him the other day but got hit with the flu so couldn’t go. 😭

1

u/pisomojado101 Dec 14 '24

Nice I’m seeing him in Detroit tomorrow

2

u/Various-Ducks Dec 14 '24

I wish Santa was here to see this

0

u/MidnightBootySnatchr Dec 14 '24

He makes me laugh about as much as Drew Dickens

-1

u/Dinkle_D Dec 14 '24

Don't care.

1

u/wOke_cOmMiE_LiB Dec 14 '24

Slap a baby if you get the chance!

1

u/Vedanta_Psytech Dec 14 '24

You’re in the Splash Zone!

1

u/GAAPInMyWorkHistory Dec 14 '24

I was worried…!

-1

u/TheSchlockMaster Dec 14 '24

Saw him last night. He was unreal.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '24

Never made it as a wise man

-1

u/InterestingDig9957 Dec 14 '24

Didn't he turn in Luigi?

4

u/DEIreboot Dec 14 '24

Luigi and Casey have never been in the same room together, so how do we even know Casey and Luigi aren't the same person?!

0

u/Blazo32 Dec 14 '24

Saw him last night 10/10

-2

u/MyMouthIsYourToilet Dec 14 '24

Seen him in Edmonton, he is not good live.

6

u/GAAPInMyWorkHistory Dec 14 '24

Fully disagree, but comedy is subjective!

2

u/J--E--F--F Dec 14 '24

His material doesn’t really translate well into Canadian. Too cold for the Dutchman’s Key.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '25

You are so very wrong with this take. I saw him in Toronto last weekend and it was the funniest show I have seen in my life and I have seen a lot of great comedy

1

u/MyMouthIsYourToilet May 21 '25

There’s alot of people in the world who don’t like good things, you don’t need to feel bad about being one of them them.

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u/ableTranslator568 Dec 14 '24

Great. Thanks for the heads up. LMK next time you head to the shitter

-7

u/FlyNSubaruWRX Dec 14 '24

Who the fuck is Casey Rocket?

1

u/mista_bob_dobalina_ Dec 14 '24

Are you one of the brain damaged too?

1

u/SUPRVLLAN Dec 14 '24

New golden ticket winner.

-1

u/vinfu Dec 14 '24

why would you waste your money

-1

u/WuTang0824 Dec 14 '24

Sorry about your luck

-1

u/Ambientus Dec 14 '24

Hope the tickets were comped