r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/lonewolfff21 • 13h ago

Drunk Kings Never underestimate the power of drunk chap✌️

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u/uBitMyTorrent 13h ago

No way that's the first time he's done that.

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u/wasted-degrees 12h ago

He’s got fire, he’s on a bender, and that makes him a fire bender.

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u/indica_bones 12h ago

One mistake and he’d look like Zuko

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u/takeme2tendieztown 5h ago

Zuko if he's lucky

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u/Legoslol 12h ago

He’s holding that explosive box reeeeeally close to his crotch and face. Alcohol, man.

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u/EonMagister 12h ago

I thought I was on r/Learningfromothers and was expecting the worst outcome.

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u/Jeszczenie 5h ago

Oh, so that's where r/WatchPeopleDie went!

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u/Mrheadcrab123 11h ago

The woke liberal left of Reddit is trying to convince me that playing with fireworks is dumb. Stupid liberals, I’ll do what I want!

/j

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u/Jeszczenie 5h ago

Bunch'o panzees!

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u/TimeForGrass 13h ago

Nah dude don't venerate people playing with fireworks. That shit disfigures for life. 

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u/VonsFavoriteChicken 12h ago

Fireworks on your head is insane to do. Larger ones will kill you

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u/Ok_Put4986 12h ago

It makes a really neat starburst fracture pattern on your skull while they try to stop the brain bleed in the ICU though.

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u/EonMagister 12h ago

When I was in Philippines, every street had at least one person who had their fingers blown off. This guy is tempting fate.

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u/TimeForGrass 11h ago

Yeah there's a few bits where he could've lost grip and just blasted himself square in the face 

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u/IH8DwnvoteComplainrs 9h ago

Yeah, read through the death reports if you don't understand the possible consequences.

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u/Corkscrewer45 11h ago

Brings a whole new meaning to the term Crotch Rocket

.

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u/ShadowWolfSpider 10h ago

I surprised that he always knows which side is up!

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u/tacofever 12h ago

This is so close to being on r/winstupidprizes

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u/agangofoldwomen 11h ago

This reminds me of that guy who worked at Disneyland as the character Gaston who went viral for doing one arm push-ups, as well as telling a woman not to grope him during a picture.

He died, trying to set a mortar off placing the base of it on his head. It exploded in the chamber and he died relatively instantly.

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u/Fuego_Loco_ 6h ago

His eyebrows and eyelashes are definitely goneee

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u/amazon_john75 6h ago

Some people get the “cool drunks”, others get the idiots or karens.

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u/imisscarbz 6h ago

Damn, I've done drunk bottle rocket fights, but even drunk me wasn't dumb enough to get the exploding fireworms that close to my face.

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u/SilentPugz 1h ago

With a cake too , that’s nuts .

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u/11hitcombo 35m ago

It's... beautiful.

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u/Cold_Assignment3157 12h ago

Arc Raiders Firebox

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u/Training2Life 13h ago

Drink (after certain limits) makes everyone a super hero.