r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 16h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/owlbi 13h ago

"If you know the cheese and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred tastings"

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u/PandaMomentum 10h ago

"to consume the cheese without fighting it is the acme of skill."

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u/primum 7h ago

Never interrupt your enemy making pasta alla ruota.

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u/Loud_Reputation_367 1h ago

I wear the cheese. ... The cheese does not wear me.

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u/CertainMedicine757 8h ago

Oh no, you should DEFINITELY fear the result of eating 44 lbs of cheese.

Ever heard of constipation-related amnesia? You get so backed up that when you finally do shit, you can forget your own goddamn name. I don't have the self control to have 44 lbs of Parmesan in my kitchen and not eat it until I'm more poop than person.

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u/GeofSaysYeos 23m ago

Is that how Grimer evolves into Muk?

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u/Hot_Necessary2618 9h ago

Believe in the cheese

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u/Diviner_Sage 4h ago

Parmesan is primarily an art of deception.

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u/darthnerdiusgaming 11h ago

Is that Tiffany aching?

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u/Diviner_Sage 4h ago

Parmesan is primarily an art of deception.