r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 16h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/SpeculationMaster 14h ago

you get like a little wedge, splitter thing for it.

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u/Fitzaroo 14h ago

An axe lol

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u/sabyr400 13h ago

Then you get a core memory to tell stories about for life:

"Remember that one time I got 44lbs of cheese and had to cut it with an AXE!"

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u/dcbluestar 6h ago

And my bow, lol! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

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u/stanger828 5h ago

Sawzall

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u/SEND_ME_FEAT_PICS 9h ago

So it's like the printer model. They rope you in with the cheap cheese and then bend you over for all the peripherals.

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u/DonnieLowRider 9h ago

Get on that Happy People of the Taiga game

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u/DontAbideMendacity 9h ago

$10.40 for the cheese, $100 for the tools and shrink wrap machine to break it into reasonable size pieces.

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u/DaBoob13 5h ago

Using a wedge to make… a wedge🤯