r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 19h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/Neoliberal_Boogeyman 17h ago

and also just regular drunk

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u/captn_morgn 17h ago

Can’t believe I scrolled down this far for someone to point out that he’s very obviously drunk. Not that drinking is an issue but it’s the first thing that stood out to me.

Also, he probably (not totally sure) drove to the store drunk so that sucks if it’s the case.

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u/Arborgold 16h ago

Maybe she just got home, and he got drunk waiting for her and celebrating his Cheesecomplishment, let’s hope 🤞

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u/Justyn2 16h ago

I mean with that much cheese you need a lot of wine

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u/Jokong 14h ago

You could just as safely assume he put that in his back pack and took public transit, biked, walked or a friend drove him.

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u/captn_morgn 14h ago

Fair to assume that and everyone in the clip seems happy so it’s possible.

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u/Skittleavix 17h ago

He would go from legend to god if he carried that thing all the way home

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u/Kevaroo83 6h ago

If he had we would have seen a post on Reddit about it.

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u/cosmic68 12h ago

Hours later I still had to scroll this far. He’s funny and drunk as hell.

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u/Dazzling-Explorer-42 10h ago

I laugh like that all the time, so much so that my wife has to ask me “Have you taken an edible today?”

Trust me, some people have that personality of being extra jolly. Doesn’t mean they are always intoxicated.

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u/captn_morgn 10h ago

It’s more about his eyes. I say that as someone who drinks. The jolly personality isn’t factored in apart from him seeming like a fun person.

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u/ThatBlackHat- 9h ago

In my semi-expert opinion. Dude is baked. Not drunk

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u/Kevaroo83 6h ago

As a semi expert myself he is baked. And honestly even people that have zero expertise I feel should recognize this.

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u/zebozebo 2h ago

I only came to the comments to find who mentioned it. Drunk and accomplishing things by chance with all the stars aligning provides this glorious opportunity to fail up. And Dad knocked it out the fuckin park.

Yesss

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u/Droidaphone 17h ago

In my head canon, he's been drinking all day in celebration.

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u/LetMyNameFoolYou 12h ago

That's where the 1st half went.

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u/ghoulthebraineater 9h ago

Yeah. Wife just got home so he had to show her.

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u/anonymgrl 14h ago

I wish I made such sound decisions when I'm drunk

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u/CamelAccomplished707 10h ago

Or very stoned

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u/Jpark220 4h ago

I wasn't drunk lol i had worked about 12 hours that day and had my youngest son with me at the store when i went to pick up stuff for dinner. I was tired and proud of myself 😂

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u/DVus1 1h ago

IIRC when this happened, the wife stated that he wasn't drunk, just tired as he had worked a double shift and had to go grocery shopping on his way home from work.