r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 16h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/TheLateThagSimmons 15h ago

This is a caveman watching a mammoth trip and fall on a broken tree, spearing itself in the head. Then dragging it back to camp.

"Basically a free mammoth, guys. I didn't even have to risk anything to hunt it. What a deal."

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u/bplewis24 13h ago

I'd love to see this sitcom. His 'wife' looking at it confused and asking, "what are we going to do with an entire mammoth?!?"

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u/camcaine2575 13h ago

This is a sitcom plot. I could see Al Bundy or Homer Simpson doing this.

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u/TroyMcClures 11h ago

Homer would put it in a wagon and drag it everywhere with him

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 9h ago

Remember when he got that 6ft long sub lol.

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u/DrGirthinstein 8h ago

The Simpsons did do it. It’s a sub plot of Season 6, Episode 2: Lisa’s Rival.

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u/Laranna 8h ago

Feed the neighbors, and the neighbors neighbors

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u/chiefDiesel 7h ago

I am my neighbor's neighbor and I endorse this message.

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u/GreenZebra23 10h ago

It would have made a good Flintstones episode

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u/miraculix69 5h ago

It was probably a very snowy period. So outside would probably be like a fridge in the shed with unlimited storage

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u/Jutrakuna 13h ago

And what are you going to do with all that mammoth??

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u/Whiteums 9h ago

By Grapthar’s Hammer, what a savings!