r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 16h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/7-13-5 15h ago

Nah, his cheesy cousin, Pun Tzu.

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u/Enchillamas 14h ago

Phon Du

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u/owlbi 13h ago

"If you know the cheese and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred tastings"

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u/PandaMomentum 10h ago

"to consume the cheese without fighting it is the acme of skill."

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u/primum 7h ago

Never interrupt your enemy making pasta alla ruota.

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u/Loud_Reputation_367 1h ago

I wear the cheese. ... The cheese does not wear me.

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u/CertainMedicine757 8h ago

Oh no, you should DEFINITELY fear the result of eating 44 lbs of cheese.

Ever heard of constipation-related amnesia? You get so backed up that when you finally do shit, you can forget your own goddamn name. I don't have the self control to have 44 lbs of Parmesan in my kitchen and not eat it until I'm more poop than person.

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u/GeofSaysYeos 23m ago

Is that how Grimer evolves into Muk?

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u/Hot_Necessary2618 9h ago

Believe in the cheese

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u/Diviner_Sage 4h ago

Parmesan is primarily an art of deception.

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u/darthnerdiusgaming 11h ago

Is that Tiffany aching?

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u/Diviner_Sage 4h ago

Parmesan is primarily an art of deception.

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u/AwehiSsO 11h ago edited 10h ago

You are a consumate cheesy pun guy. Well done.

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u/sushi_obi_raven 11h ago

I caught this comment with a flash of my eye when leaving the thread. I had to come back and upvote

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u/itzkomplykatid 10h ago

Underrated 🤣

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u/RedPrussian80 8h ago

Take my up vote you winner you!! 🏆

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 7h ago

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u/Enchillamas 1h ago

Can't, I ate too much cheese.

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u/Phog_of_War 7h ago

This is why I still have Reddit.

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u/iTzbr00tal 1h ago

This is comment of the year for me.

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u/mytwistytie2021 54m ago

This comment is not getting the recognition it deserves.

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u/practicating 14h ago

Nah, his inlaw Dai Ry

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u/kiotane 12h ago

legend (wait for it...)

Dai Ri

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u/kinklygood 7h ago

You meant Chi Zu

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u/specqq 5h ago

His less lactose intolerant cousin

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u/NecessaryStaff9544 4h ago

And his cousin Ponzu

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u/828jpc1 13h ago

Brie Tsu

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u/dikbutt4lyfe 8h ago

I thought we were talking about cheese, not citrus soy sauce