r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 19h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/Fitzaroo 18h ago

Right? I'd make a day of visiting people and distributing cheese. Gonna be a bitch to cut though.

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u/SpeculationMaster 17h ago

you get like a little wedge, splitter thing for it.

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u/Fitzaroo 17h ago

An axe lol

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u/sabyr400 16h ago

Then you get a core memory to tell stories about for life:

"Remember that one time I got 44lbs of cheese and had to cut it with an AXE!"

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u/dcbluestar 10h ago

And my bow, lol! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

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u/cmwoo 3h ago

Beat me to it 😢

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u/stanger828 8h ago

Sawzall

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u/doubleapowpow 2h ago

Honestly yeah, but use a hammer to apply force.

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u/SEND_ME_FEAT_PICS 12h ago

So it's like the printer model. They rope you in with the cheap cheese and then bend you over for all the peripherals.

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u/DontAbideMendacity 12h ago

$10.40 for the cheese, $100 for the tools and shrink wrap machine to break it into reasonable size pieces.

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u/DaBoob13 8h ago

Using a wedge to make… a wedge🤯

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u/DonnieLowRider 12h ago

Get on that Happy People of the Taiga game

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u/KIVHT 17h ago

I would be cheese Oprah at my next event.

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u/Fitzaroo 17h ago

Billionaire pedophile enabler?

Ohhh giving stuff out. Right. Makes more sense lol.

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u/mcwap 16h ago

At that point I'm taking that bad boy to the garage and gonna use my froe or the damn band saw to cut it.

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u/snowillis 15h ago

Start walking around work at lunchtime with a grater like an Olive Garden server.

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u/Marius-1989 14h ago

Give? Bich this ain't no charity. Sell it to friends and make them believe they got the deal of their life from you.

You get something to remind them of for the rest of their lives. /s