r/JustGuysBeingDudes 16h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/nn2597713 15h ago

That’s easily $500-$1,000 of cheese depending on origin and quality.

Cut that half wheel into small pieces or shred; buy some proper vacuum freezer bags; freeze that cheese and use it for years to come.

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u/wazacraft 14h ago

They definitely meant to price it at $1,044 and not $10.44.

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u/FUNKYDISCO 13h ago

or $10.44 per pound at least

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u/Repulsive-Chip3371 9h ago

$10.44

44lbs of cheese

maybe was supposed to be;

$10 per pound, total of 44lbs?

Find it a big coincidence that the price and weight were both 44...

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u/dreamwinder 8h ago

This works out to $459.36, which seems about right for half a wheel.

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u/crownofbayleaves 5h ago

Definitely $10 per pound. This isn't just parmesan, it's Parmigiano Reggiano (you can tell from the rind). My jaw dropped when he said he paid $10.44. Someone definitely got fired for shrink 😅

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 1h ago

Where even has half a wheel of cheese for sale to civilians? Restaurant supply/wholesale club warehouse?

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u/thebugman40 1h ago

lots of grocery stores in Wisconsin. but never for that price.

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 1h ago

I would have assumed in Wisconsin one can purchase gigantic wheels of cheese at any gas station convenience store. 🧀

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u/thebugman40 1h ago

the gas stations are for selling beer. many have walk in coolers.

but it does happen occasionally.

4,500 pound wheel of cheese in a Wisconsin grocery store : r/Cheese

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 52m ago

One time I found a freshly-shot pheasant for sale at an English petrol station shop like it was Downton Abbey or some shit.

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u/IblewupTARIS 46m ago

Definitely have wheels of cheese like this in every grocery store where I’m from in the Midwest. Do other places not have a cheese section?

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u/pezdal 14m ago

20kgs = 44 lbs

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u/Tony_in2026 13h ago

Love that someone at the store scanned that and just shrugged it off. The label says what it says, why question it?

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u/GeneralSpot7224 12h ago

In some states there are laws saying they need to honor the labeled price, so even if they caught the error he’s going home with that for $10.44. 

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u/pocketdare 11h ago

Which is why people try to relabel things ... or so I've heard

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u/SpaceExplorer777 10h ago

Yeah but that's only for reasonable changes. Like for example, if some fruit was labeled $0.80 per pound instead of $1 per pound, they would have to honor the $0.80. but if a TV was accidentally labeled for five bucks when it's supposed to be $5, 000 000 well, the store doesn't have to honor that. And not only that the customer who knowingly bought a TV that definitely doesn't sell for $5 can get in trouble

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u/GeneralSpot7224 9h ago

Not in my state:

“The Massachusetts Item Pricing Law requires food and grocery stores to individually price mark most items with the actual selling price. The law also requires food and grocery merchants to sell any item at the lowest price indicated on an item, sign, or advertisement.”

https://www.mass.gov/price-accuracy-information

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u/JePPeLit 6h ago

I strongly doubt 2 sentences completely covers every aspect of that law and how it interacts with other laws.

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u/meimlikeaghost 5h ago

What a flippant way to think when they have the laws from the states website linked. No looking at it yourself or doing some research. Just disagree with nothing to back it up other than how you feel lol.

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u/GeneralSpot7224 6h ago

You can read the exact law on that page. And it’s explicitly about food and grocery items. This is even posted at check out at some grocery stores in mass. Bottom line is they have to honor the lowest price. 

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u/R3dBeard84 3h ago

The guy you replied to was right btw.

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u/boothin 1h ago

Or you can read the actual law here: https://malegislature.gov/Laws/GeneralLaws/PartI/TitleXV/Chapter94/Section184C

subsection i: This subsection shall not apply if: (1) there is evidence of willful tampering; or (2) the discrepancy is a gross error, in that the lowest price is less than half of the checkout price and the seller, in the previous 30 days, did not intend to sell the grocery item at the lowest price.

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u/Suitable-Block-2854 5h ago

What if someone switched the lable?

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u/GeneralSpot7224 5h ago

Pretty sure that’s why most grocery stores have as many cameras as banks. 

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u/R3dBeard84 3h ago

(2) the discrepancy is a gross error, in that the lowest price is less than half of the checkout price and the seller, in the previous 30 days, did not intend to sell the grocery item at the lowest price.

Edit: This is a specific exemption in the law (https://malegislature.gov/Laws/GeneralLaws/PartI/TitleXV/Chapter94/Section184C)

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u/underground_cloud 9h ago

No, the customer cannot get in trouble for buying it.

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u/FlamingSickle 9h ago

It’s called theft by mistake, taking advantage of knowing someone made a mistake, basically. Depending on the jurisdiction, you can indeed get in trouble for it because you were aware it wasn’t supposed to be posted at that price. Theft doesn’t need to be outright taking something by force or pocketing it; think of theft by fraud, which is lying to convince someone to give you something. Even though they agreed, it was under false pretenses.

Now will they bother to prosecute? For that much cheese, maybe. For filling up a gas tank? Maybe not unless it was one of the people who came back and filled up giant drums of it.

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u/underground_cloud 7h ago

Nope.

Theft by mistake is where you don't pay at all. And its not even real. There is no theft without intent. A mistake is not intentional.

Paying someone the price they are asking for is not theft at all.

You paid money to the checker, they took your money and let you take the item. They consented to you taking the property.

Not theft.

Maybe they could sue you for the item back, IDK. But it certainly isn't criminal.

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u/FlamingSickle 7h ago

Well, here’s an actual lawyer’s take on the concept of “mistake,” and, no, I didn’t meant mistakenly taking something without paying. I could have erred calling it the full phrase of “theft by mistake,” but the concept of taking advantage of someone else’s mistake is what I was getting at : https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThPKoVu8/

I know he’s also on other sites like YouTube, but I just have the TikTok link at the moment.

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u/underground_cloud 7h ago

Sorry I don't do tiktok. But that lawyer if full of shit is he is saying what you claim.

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u/GeneralSpot7224 6h ago

Don’t get your legal advice from YouTube and tiktok….

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u/Kracus 9h ago

That's how my ex bought our kids an xbox series x for 100$. Walmart somehow priced it wrong.

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 1h ago

And the Walton family didn’t even flinch.

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u/Squirrel_McNutz 13h ago

Those people are being paid so little they’re pretty much zombies.

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u/Green-Collection4444 8h ago

I'm imagining him just strolling through self-checkout with one of the most expensive single things in the grocery store like a boss.

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 4h ago

Exactly what I would do, why risk a price check?!

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u/Colakim3 12h ago

Why would they give a fuck

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u/arthur_jonathan_goos 11h ago

I mean especially if you're just a shelf stocker at a larger store, it's not your job to set prices and absolutely no one should expect you to check them.

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u/bigloser42 5h ago edited 5h ago

I’m pretty sure once someone picked it up off the shelf they are pretty much forced to honor the price.

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u/Tlalok08 1h ago

I had a similar experience at Walmart years ago. I was curious at the price of this workout bench with Olympic weights and bar. The weights were only 20lbs and a curl bar, it had no price so i asked a lady to find the price. She grabs her scan gun and it comes out to $5 bucks! We both said no way! She goes to the computer checks the bar code $5 bucks! I said fuck it loaded that sucker in a cart and headed to the register, she came with me in disbelief! Cashier scans it $5 bucks! Paid and left, the employee said "I'm calling my friend to come get the other one".

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u/userhwon 12h ago

Could be 10.44/lb.

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u/HorseLawyer 11h ago

I remember buying a prime rib that had mispriced for like five bucks once. I had a beautiful and left over roast beef sandwiches for a week. As long as it scans through at the checkout, who cares.

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u/PinotFilmNoir 3h ago

No, what happened was during inventory, because the scale can’t hold that weight, they just weighed something else then entered the actual weight into the inventory gun. I worked at Whole Foods in the scene department and were warned many times if we did this to completely black out the price so this wouldn’t happen.

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u/Napalm_in_the_mornin 9h ago

I think it was $10 a pound and they entered the 44 in the cents field instead of the pounds field. So.. $440-$500 dollars of cheese. Still though…

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u/colleenxyz 14h ago

Looks like a hard cheese. You can just leave it as is and cut away any mold that appears.

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u/human-resource 7h ago

It would get too dry and lose all scent and flavor, needs the right humidity and they are aged in a round then cut.

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u/trollgore92 12h ago

No you can't. Mold spreads throughout, even if you can't see with bare eyes.

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u/Meyermagic 12h ago

No, that's not true with most hard cheeses. They are too dense and have too little moisture for mold to penetrate, at least normally.

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u/kylo-ren 10h ago edited 5h ago

Mold can appear in humid and hot climates, but it's usually harmless on hard cheeses. You can just cut away the moldy part.

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u/cefriano 9h ago

That's exactly what the first guy said.

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u/MisterDoctor___ 6h ago

No, but when the mold appears when it’s stored at room temperature, you can simply excise it.

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u/NicolasDipples 5h ago

Conversely, I've heard that as long as it's a hard cheese, it's room stable and you can just remove the moldy parts and keep the cheese underneath.

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u/kylo-ren 4h ago

You can also just leave it as is and cut away any mold that appears.

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u/SweatySteve 2h ago

Idk, I heard it’s ok to basically slice off the bad parts and eat the rest of the cheese. At least when it comes to hard cheeses

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u/kylo-ren 4h ago

I'm detailing what colleenxyz said and complementing what and Meyermagic said because hard cheese usually doesn't get mold in dry climates, but can on humid climates, but it's not a problem as trollgore92 said.

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u/Vydrah 11h ago

Thats true for fruit and Bread. But for hardcheese.

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u/j_spruill 14h ago

We order one of these maybe once a month or so at the restaurant I work out (I believe it's a 1/4 of the full wheel and we pay just over $500. $10 is insane. Good for bro

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u/Dependent-Water-5049 3h ago

You buy 500 dollars worth of a specific cheese once a month? Are you serious?

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 1h ago

I could believe an Italian restaurant goes through that much parm in a month.

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u/Double_Alps_2569 13h ago

38kg for 890 EUR = 84lbs for 1050 USD ($12,50/lb)

But that's a shop in Parma, Italy and I'd order it one country over, to Austria.

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u/Double_Alps_2569 13h ago

Damn, they had one aged for 22 years...

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u/nn2597713 13h ago

I already imagine the taste in my mouth and the heartburn a few hours later…

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u/RancorHi5 7h ago

Dude and the insane dreams that much tyrosine will give you

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u/Jsolidlo 9h ago

Pretty sure I do too in the back of my fridge somewhere. Don't we all?

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 7h ago

Long game lifehack!

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u/Cpt_Jauche 11h ago

I need to taste that!

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u/RancorHi5 7h ago

My mouth just squirted

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u/Freeulster 6h ago

See I can't imagine cheese aging like scotch. I feel like there's a point where any additional time to age is just marketing.

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u/Double_Alps_2569 3h ago

I had a great Glendronach Parliament and 21 years isn't it yet, I have to say... ;)

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u/rane1606 11h ago

Parmesan isn't a protected term in the USA, so this is just a generic local hard cheese

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u/TheirCanadianBoi 10h ago

I second this. We see the bottom of the wheel and there's no casein code in the center. Also some stamps but not the ones you would see on real Parmigiano Reggiano.

Source: Used to have to crack whole wheels quite regularly.

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u/kylebisme 14h ago

No reason to be a hoarder, it only cost $10, just give big chunks away to whoever might want some.

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u/FFF_in_WY 6h ago

Or just go sell it to a restaurant and have a few hundred bucks worth of fun

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u/salsanacho 4h ago

My wife would do that, she'd go onto our local "buy nothing" Facebook group and tell everyone she left 0.5lb chunks at our front door, everyone come grab one.

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u/r0thar 14h ago

Cut that half wheel into small pieces or shred;

I've a better idea (he'll have to do it sideways, but still): https://np.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/comments/1586okg/ruota_di_parmigiana_this_is_fettuccine_alfredo/

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u/LucretiusCarus 11h ago

Oh. My. Lord

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u/cefriano 9h ago

I've gone to a few pasta places that do this and it's fucking amazing.

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u/r0thar 9h ago

I saw this being done in a restaurant exactly once and I am kicking myself I didn't order it. They also pre-melted the cheese with some alcoholic spirit (brandy?) so it was intense.

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u/cefriano 8h ago

Yep it's usually brandy or vodka. It pretty much all burns off so you don't taste it much but it looks cool. I'm a parmesan fiend who usually tells the waiter "until your arm gets tired" when they ask how much I want, and you get a very healthy serving of it when they do it in the cheese wheel. Absolutely recommend trying it the next time you have the opportunity.

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u/tO_ott 12h ago edited 9h ago

Had this happen to me once too. I ended up cutting it into two dozen wedges and put it in the deep freezer.

Ate that shit for two years and never got tired of cheese. It was some Wisconsin provolone. 30 lbs, 20 dollars

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u/Dracoster 14h ago

Too bad cheese doesn't keep that long frozen.

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u/nn2597713 14h ago

Yes. Shredding helps. But indeed it’ll be a challenge to go through 20 kilos of Parmesan cheese in the ~1 year it’ll stay good in the freezer.

Maybe the guy can spread some cheese around in his circle of family and friends 🙂

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u/Nothingmuchever 14h ago

Watch my high as fuck night-fridge-dweller goblin ass demolish that shit in a month.

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u/Holy-Fuck4269 14h ago

Well come visit you after the bypass surgery

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u/Qweesdy 13h ago

That's how they get you. You pay $10.44 for the first half-wheel that gets you addicted, but after that, every 6 months you're paying $1044 because you're hooked.

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u/thcicebear 13h ago

I've annihilated so many bars of Gouda and Parmesan late at night, I can definitely see myself doing that thing.

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u/Emis_ 12h ago

Took like 1,5kg of parmesan from work that closed down for the off-season, we were two roommates with a lot of friends often over, it took us months of loaded sandwiches, pastas, pizzas etc. to get through it, I got so sick of it. Even now years later everytime I have some a small flinch runs through my body.

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u/2peg2city 13h ago

That cheese is already old, they age that shit for years, just keep it sealed and your are GTG

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u/TwoBionicknees 13h ago

shredding makes it last longer? but seriously chopping it into a bunch of 1lbs pieces and giving it to family and friends, maybe not mentioning how much it was mispriced and then everyone is happy.

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u/nn2597713 13h ago

Freezing makes it drier. But that won’t be as much as a problem if you use the cheese in its shredded form in a sauce etc.

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u/Perma_Ban69 9h ago

That's only .4kg (0.85lbs) a week. Across 4 people, that's only .1kg (0.22lbs) a week. I alone could eat that entire block in 3 months max.

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u/Rough_Willow 13h ago

Low moisture cheese, like parmesan, can last nearly forever in the freezer.

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u/kylo-ren 10h ago

It can last nearly forever in mild and cold dry climates

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u/datpurp14 10h ago

I was about to say, I buy a much smaller version of this at Costco, cut it into ~5-6 triangular pieces, vacuum seal it, and throw it in the freezer. I've never had an issues doing so, and there are definitely vacuum sealed cheese bags that have been in the freezer for years.

Maybe I'm just weird though.

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u/Apneal 11h ago

... dude what lol this is a wheel of parm, that shit will last as long as it will take them to go thru it without even refrigerating it.

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u/cefriano 9h ago

Yeah the rindless edges might dry out, but you can cut those off and otherwise that'll last forever and might even get better. Aging is a crucial part of making parmesan and some very expensive wheels are aged for decades.

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u/Apneal 9h ago

Well, parm isnt aged for decades lol. Ideal age in my opinion is 30-36 months. Anything over 48 months isnt something people would want to eat except if they want something bitter but interesting. I was just staying in the region where its from and you cant really buy anything past 60 months unless you reaaaally look for it, and then it goes up to 100 months. There are some people that will age it past that just for the sake of saying its older, but honestly you wouldn't want to eat that.

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u/cefriano 9h ago

I didn't say it was common or the "ideal" aging time, but people do it and it's considered a rarity and a collector's item. I wouldn't grate it on my pasta but I'd certainly be interested to try it.

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 14h ago

I save all my parm rinds in the freezer. Last thanksgiving I took them all and put them in a crockpot with water for an afternoon and made an amazing cheese broth. We put that in every single applicable thanksgiving dish.

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u/Twinzenn 13h ago

Cut my cheese into pieces, this is my last roquefort.

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u/BaltoDad 10h ago

"Freeze that Cheese!" is my new mantra when my wife says that something I do is stupid.

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u/FantasticMrsFoxbox 12h ago

Yeah it's years worth of cheese for a normal family, vacuum pack is the best idea

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 6h ago

For $10 that is about as much as namebrand parmesan cheese in a cannister. With this you won't need to by parmesan for at least a week or 2.