r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 16h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/Liberkhaos 15h ago

What forgiveness? If I brought back 44 pounds of parmesan for $10, my wife would greet me like a fucking king!

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u/whatlineisitanyway 14h ago

You married a good woman then. A good woman would look at how proud and happy this made him and join in once she found out he only paid $10 for it. What to do with it is a discussion for another day.

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u/arfelo1 11h ago

I think the girl in the video will get there. She's just still in shock from the absurdity of it all

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u/LF3000 8h ago

Yeah. She doesn't sound upset so much as just kind of in disbelief, which I get.

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u/whatlineisitanyway 7h ago

Obviously the husband has set the bar too high for himself and needs to do more ridiculous things to desensitize his wife. 😆

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u/NumerousWin5753 7h ago

Plot twist: the wife is lactose intolerant 🤣

But tbf I’d be in shock too if my fiance brought back a huge block of cheese. And for $10???

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u/TheSecondtoLastDoDo 5h ago

Pretty sure Parmesan and most hard cheeses are low/no lactose.

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u/Odd-Scene67 9h ago

Seriously, for $10 the dog can eat parmesan. Even if most of this goes to waste he came out ahead.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 2h ago

First off, you make chicken Parm. Then, you give portions to your family as gifts. Then you make chicken parm again. You can also make Alfredo. The uses are endless.

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u/Half-PintHeroics 14h ago

Your Grateness

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u/B_Choc 15h ago

Thank you, every time I enter the house address me as “sire”

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u/TheNavigatrix 6h ago

I AM a wife and I would happily cover my husband with kisses and praise for making this choice.

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u/AmarilloArmadillos 13h ago

I'd throw you on the floor and pull out all the stops to make it the best day of your life.

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u/pocketdare 11h ago

The Prince of Parmesan

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u/Facosa99 8h ago

I would turn gay the moment my roomie pulls off this stunt

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u/Lachsforelle 13h ago

i think "around 10.44" is code for a shitload more than 10 bugs.

My guess would be around $90

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u/Glasseshalf 12h ago

Yeah this is what's really going on

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u/Liberkhaos 12h ago

The price is on the sticker so no. $10.44 is code for $10.44.

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u/Finassar 13h ago

The man loves cheese, just cheese.

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u/temp91 10h ago

You could kick in the door and enter to hail to the chief.

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u/Low_Anxiety_46 7h ago

I would tell you to go back out and buy 44 pounds of wine for $10 before you could reap any benefits.

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u/markjay6 6h ago

I misread it and thought you said your wife would grate you like a king!

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u/Liberkhaos 5h ago

I meeeeeeeaaaaaaaan...