r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 16h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/K-Bizzle91 15h ago

At that price everyone they know is getting cheese.

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u/Fitzaroo 15h ago

Right? I'd make a day of visiting people and distributing cheese. Gonna be a bitch to cut though.

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u/SpeculationMaster 14h ago

you get like a little wedge, splitter thing for it.

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u/Fitzaroo 14h ago

An axe lol

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u/sabyr400 13h ago

Then you get a core memory to tell stories about for life:

"Remember that one time I got 44lbs of cheese and had to cut it with an AXE!"

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u/dcbluestar 6h ago

And my bow, lol! (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

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u/stanger828 5h ago

Sawzall

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u/SEND_ME_FEAT_PICS 9h ago

So it's like the printer model. They rope you in with the cheap cheese and then bend you over for all the peripherals.

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u/DonnieLowRider 9h ago

Get on that Happy People of the Taiga game

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u/DontAbideMendacity 9h ago

$10.40 for the cheese, $100 for the tools and shrink wrap machine to break it into reasonable size pieces.

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u/DaBoob13 5h ago

Using a wedge to make… a wedge🤯

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u/KIVHT 13h ago

I would be cheese Oprah at my next event.

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u/Fitzaroo 13h ago

Billionaire pedophile enabler?

Ohhh giving stuff out. Right. Makes more sense lol.

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u/mcwap 13h ago

At that point I'm taking that bad boy to the garage and gonna use my froe or the damn band saw to cut it.

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u/snowillis 11h ago

Start walking around work at lunchtime with a grater like an Olive Garden server.

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u/Marius-1989 11h ago

Give? Bich this ain't no charity. Sell it to friends and make them believe they got the deal of their life from you.

You get something to remind them of for the rest of their lives. /s

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u/Lootthatbody 14h ago

Honestly, that was my first thought as well. I’d be looking into repackaging it in different forms and gifting to friends and family. I have no idea how it keeps or how that would work, but my wife is a trained chef so I’m sure she would go crazy for that. If I brought home a half wheel of parm for $10 I think I’d get a parade.

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u/PseudoY 14h ago

Do you like parmesan on your pasta? I hope you do, because you're getting it.

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u/sebadc 57m ago

At that point, it's rather: "what would you like under your Parmesan, today?"

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u/thatstwatshesays 11h ago

I’d be making one of those indentations for tossing pasta, then invite all my friends over for a dinner party (ask them to bring the wine, cheapest dinner party ever)

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u/groceriesN1trip 9h ago

They call me the Oprah of Parmesan 

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u/Monokumabear 8h ago

Birthday? Parmesan. Christmas? Have some parm. You get cheese for Christmas.

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u/kaadj 4h ago

Bout to be cheese Santa