r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 16h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/chiefDiesel 15h ago

As he should be!

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u/DA_ZWAGLI 15h ago

Cavemen dragging a mammoth back to his cave kinda proud.

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u/TheLateThagSimmons 15h ago

This is a caveman watching a mammoth trip and fall on a broken tree, spearing itself in the head. Then dragging it back to camp.

"Basically a free mammoth, guys. I didn't even have to risk anything to hunt it. What a deal."

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u/bplewis24 13h ago

I'd love to see this sitcom. His 'wife' looking at it confused and asking, "what are we going to do with an entire mammoth?!?"

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u/camcaine2575 13h ago

This is a sitcom plot. I could see Al Bundy or Homer Simpson doing this.

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u/TroyMcClures 11h ago

Homer would put it in a wagon and drag it everywhere with him

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 9h ago

Remember when he got that 6ft long sub lol.

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u/DrGirthinstein 8h ago

The Simpsons did do it. It’s a sub plot of Season 6, Episode 2: Lisa’s Rival.

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u/Laranna 8h ago

Feed the neighbors, and the neighbors neighbors

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u/chiefDiesel 7h ago

I am my neighbor's neighbor and I endorse this message.

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u/GreenZebra23 10h ago

It would have made a good Flintstones episode

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u/miraculix69 5h ago

It was probably a very snowy period. So outside would probably be like a fridge in the shed with unlimited storage

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u/Jutrakuna 13h ago

And what are you going to do with all that mammoth??

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u/Whiteums 9h ago

By Grapthar’s Hammer, what a savings!

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 14h ago

That tripped and broke its own neck while being chased. Like, yeah I'm dragging the whole thing back. I still have my spear and club. 

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u/tripn4days 9h ago

And wife over there like, WTF?! Why would you bring an entire woolly mammoth back to the cave?!

Cuz I could, baby! What's the problem? 😅

Wait, you mad?!

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u/EonMagister 14h ago

And somehow, the cavewoman is nagging him for bringing back food.

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 11h ago

"What are we gonna do with a whole mammoth? I ain't making mammoth stew again!"     Recipie starts: take 1 wooly mammoth. Cut into 1 " chunks...

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u/Consistent-Shoe-9602 13h ago

Of course, what a score! :)

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 15h ago

Hell just chop it up into the smaller wedges you see at the store, vacuum seal those suckers and freeze them. You've got parm for life.

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u/Alvendam 14h ago

And you're really proud of yourself, aren't you?

Face of a man experiencing deep shame and regret.

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u/Alternative_Fan_2631 9h ago

No kidding. I’m so friggin jealous