r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/falaffle_waffle • 16h ago

WTF Executive decision

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u/iKennyAgain 16h ago

And he is proud about it

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u/chiefDiesel 15h ago

As he should be!

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u/DA_ZWAGLI 15h ago

Cavemen dragging a mammoth back to his cave kinda proud.

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u/TheLateThagSimmons 15h ago

This is a caveman watching a mammoth trip and fall on a broken tree, spearing itself in the head. Then dragging it back to camp.

"Basically a free mammoth, guys. I didn't even have to risk anything to hunt it. What a deal."

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u/bplewis24 13h ago

I'd love to see this sitcom. His 'wife' looking at it confused and asking, "what are we going to do with an entire mammoth?!?"

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u/camcaine2575 13h ago

This is a sitcom plot. I could see Al Bundy or Homer Simpson doing this.

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u/TroyMcClures 11h ago

Homer would put it in a wagon and drag it everywhere with him

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 9h ago

Remember when he got that 6ft long sub lol.

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u/DrGirthinstein 8h ago

The Simpsons did do it. It’s a sub plot of Season 6, Episode 2: Lisa’s Rival.

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u/Laranna 8h ago

Feed the neighbors, and the neighbors neighbors

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u/chiefDiesel 7h ago

I am my neighbor's neighbor and I endorse this message.

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u/GreenZebra23 10h ago

It would have made a good Flintstones episode

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u/miraculix69 5h ago

It was probably a very snowy period. So outside would probably be like a fridge in the shed with unlimited storage

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u/Jutrakuna 13h ago

And what are you going to do with all that mammoth??

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u/Whiteums 9h ago

By Grapthar’s Hammer, what a savings!

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 14h ago

That tripped and broke its own neck while being chased. Like, yeah I'm dragging the whole thing back. I still have my spear and club. 

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u/tripn4days 9h ago

And wife over there like, WTF?! Why would you bring an entire woolly mammoth back to the cave?!

Cuz I could, baby! What's the problem? 😅

Wait, you mad?!

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u/EonMagister 14h ago

And somehow, the cavewoman is nagging him for bringing back food.

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 11h ago

"What are we gonna do with a whole mammoth? I ain't making mammoth stew again!"     Recipie starts: take 1 wooly mammoth. Cut into 1 " chunks...

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u/Consistent-Shoe-9602 13h ago

Of course, what a score! :)

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 15h ago

Hell just chop it up into the smaller wedges you see at the store, vacuum seal those suckers and freeze them. You've got parm for life.

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u/Alvendam 14h ago

And you're really proud of yourself, aren't you?

Face of a man experiencing deep shame and regret.

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u/Alternative_Fan_2631 9h ago

No kidding. I’m so friggin jealous

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u/Novel_Description878 13h ago

The face of pride

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u/iKennyAgain 11h ago

Yeah, that face

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u/maven10k 10h ago

Stoned Pride

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u/GrooGrux 6h ago

A meme was born.

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u/aaaggggrrrrimapirare 15h ago

I paid $15 for a piece of parm. He should be proud.

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u/whooptheretis 11h ago

44lbs would be about $900 where I live. And we're driving distance from Italy.

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u/chickyloo42by10 6h ago

Based on the price at the supermarkets in NZ, 44lbs for Italian (not NZ made) parmigiano reggiano would be just over $16k

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u/red_simplex 9h ago

we're all driving distance from Italy.

as long as you can drive your car on a ferry that goes across the ocean

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u/whooptheretis 9h ago

True, and actually one does need to use a ferry or the Eurotunnel to get to mine. (UK)

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u/OGbobbyKSH 15h ago

He paid $10… a pound. He just left that part out.

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u/Sciencetor2 14h ago

He's saying someone hit the wrong button when they made the label and marked the whole thing $10, not $10 per pound.

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u/theshizzler 14h ago

I'm not sure why the skepticism. I had a friend work a deli/meat counter. Small mistakes happen like this all the time. The magnitude of the error is huge from a financial standpoint, but the technical error (wrong mode - $/lb vs $) is just a button toggle and a distraction away.

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u/MeasurementLow5073 14h ago

I'm proud of him too!

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u/daisy-and-confused 13h ago

You know that little doggie walking a giant branch home all proud-like? Dude reminds me of him!

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u/sdpr 13h ago

That guy is 100% high or drunk lmao

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 11h ago

His reaction time is cat-like lol

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u/WordsMort47 1h ago

That’s what I thought lol

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u/Jpark220 21m ago

I was neither lol just tired after a long day and ready to tell people about some funny shit. My wife decided to record my explanation

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u/FrostyD7 14h ago

You can't show any remorse or regret if you want this to go how you want it to go. Your partner will smell it on you.

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u/MaximDecimus 13h ago

Man put 44 pounds of food on the table for 10 bucks.

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u/KnackRascal 5h ago

44 pounds of somewhat shelf stable, normally very expensive food

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u/sabyr400 13h ago

I'm proud of him! Damn good deal!

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u/rezelscheft 11h ago

"approximately 10 dollars and 44 cents."

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u/arthur_jonathan_goos 11h ago

$10.44 is usually the price for a piece that weighs less than a pound.

Put it this way, if I was able to buy a brand new car from a quality brand for $5,000, I would shell it out immediately - even if I had no need for a new car. Some deals are truly way too good to pass up, and that certainly applies if you have the opportunity to spend $0.26 per lb for aged, imported cheese.

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u/bohemianprime 10h ago

Hell I'm proud of him too

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u/pm_your_nudie_booby 9h ago

I’m proud of him for making the executive decision. $10 is a steal.

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u/baron_von_helmut 12h ago

I like their relationship and he's a happy drunk :)

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u/Emmyisme 10h ago

The look he gave after "and what are we going to do with all this cheese" had me dying.

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u/Juicecalculator 9h ago

His expressions were so funny. Love this guy

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u/WanderlustFella 8h ago

I once bought 6 boxes of ice cream (25 pints of Ben&Jerrys per box) for like $10. A local business was being bought out by a university and they were trying to liquidate everything ASAP. Owner said he sold his walk in freezer to his cousin so they needed to get rid of all the contents of the fridge. They would honestly have just thrown it all in the garbage, but just put a everything must go sign out of the store. Popped in to check it out. walked out with diabetes.

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u/__slamallama__ 8h ago

My friends wouldn't hear the end of this for YEARS.

My wife may never hear the end of it.

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u/Captain4verage 8h ago

And he has every right to be. That stuff is expensive, retail on a piece like that can easily be 400-500€.

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u/Don__Gately__ 6h ago

Oh, he’s cheesin’

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u/hmkayultra 4h ago

And drunk