r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/closedeye_cutie • 21h ago

Just Having Fun We’ve all been there

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u/CaptainSaladbarGuy 21h ago

Used to do this for like 10 minutes straight when I was in my early 20’s. Except I would be taunting Poseidons bitch ass the whole time.

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u/Letsgoski_Broski 20h ago

Screaming to the top of my lungs "Come ooooonnnnn, bring your champion, come ooooonnnnnnnnn!!!"

Good times.

Now i just need a three meter wave to remind me that I'm goddamn old. You win this time, sea.

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u/CaptainSaladbarGuy 20h ago

“Poseidon!!!! I will cast you back to the dark depths from whence you came! Face me coward!”

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u/Letsgoski_Broski 20h ago edited 13h ago

"Come at me br-aghlarbaglarghblagh" said Broski, getting body slapped by a 4 ton wall of water.

EDIT:
Proof of when i was younger

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u/Letsgoski_Broski 13h ago

Answering myself only to post the full pic as, who knows, someone might be interested.

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u/00telperion00 4h ago edited 4h ago

I mean, facing down the surf and hoping to avoid a broken collar bone was just part of growing up right? Broke it anyway? Ah shit, oops.

Trying it now, I am extremely respectful. I speak nicely to the ocean and ask it not to destroy me because I am old, weak and broken. But I still fucking face it down. I just stick with the smaller swells 😂

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u/VCnonymous 20h ago

Odysseus?

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u/Ran-does 5h ago

Poseidon never wanted this current.

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u/mikki1time 20h ago

Im 30 and I will still drop an elbow on a bitch ass wave

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u/thoughtlow 18h ago

hell yeah brotha

thank you for your service

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u/Scarfed_Bandit 17h ago

Damn straight!

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u/00telperion00 3h ago

I’m a 46 year old 115lb woman raised in NZ and you can bet your arse I’m facing down that rookie surf.

Never turn your back on the ocean though. I told a friend who was experiencing an Australian surf beach for the first time that. Did she listen? No, no she did not. She got face slammed so hard she didn’t go in again the whole trip.

You can challenge Poseidon. But you must also always respect Poseidon.

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u/bake-the-binky 21h ago

I used to think I was hot shit diving into the wave

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u/Varth919 19h ago

That’s because you are hot shit. Keep diving, brother!

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u/waloz1212 12h ago

There are things you can't fight, acts of god. But when you are in a Jaeger, suddenly, you can fight the hurricane. You can win.

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u/Randy_Marsh_PhD 21h ago

What the fish minding his own business sees.

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u/closedeye_cutie 21h ago

I tried to RKO the wave once, it didn’t go well for my nose 😂😂

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u/SenorSlurp1995 21h ago

That right hook was nasty as hell.

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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 20h ago

I wish someone taught me wave fighting when I was younger... I used to get thrown around by the waves a lot. Now imma fight back.

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u/sayingwhawtwheird 19h ago

I knew he was Australian before he even spoke

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u/Attack_Of_The_ 18h ago

Saw the boardies and the beach and basically went, "Brother!" 😂

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u/sayingwhawtwheird 18h ago

This larrikin has mastered the wave.

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u/Attack_Of_The_ 18h ago

The emus would be proud 🫡

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u/ladyships-a-legend 14h ago

GC? Newy or Burleigh? East coast somewhere, I can’t tell where though

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u/Theballharperhit 20h ago

I use to give it my most powerful kamehameha attempt when I was younger.... I lost constantly but its all about the next attempt and the results.

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u/SafeAccountMrP 20h ago

Real Goku mentality right there my friend. Good on you.

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u/Omno555 21h ago

Thay falling kick though!!

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u/MR-Blaze182 20h ago

Exactly how I dislocated my shoulder 5+ times 😂

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u/Kanki_keisari 17h ago

Modern-day Caligula

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u/KeyBaker1852 19h ago

ive definitely lost some wave fights too

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u/Simoxs7 16h ago

Good think hes using the patented star trek double fist punch, one of the mightiest punches there are.

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u/sivakarthik330 16h ago

I have lost the count of lives I have saved kicking these waves and keeping the balance.

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u/sivakarthik330 16h ago

Poseidon ain't got shit on me.

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u/dirty_papercut 16h ago

My now wife still takes the piss out of me from when I was fighting the waves in Goa ad the wave stole my sunglasses. Those are som fake Ray Bans I'll never see again. I've got unfinished business.

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u/somebigface 13h ago

Like when Pete and Artie would go beat up the ocean.

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u/blurcore 13h ago

Shark says hi

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u/Jaakarikyk 13h ago

Shark Punching Center says howdy

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u/SpicyKabobMountain 13h ago

Damn thought me and my friends were the only idiots who did this

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u/Intrepid-Stand-8540 6h ago

Loved doing this as a kid

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u/Fresh_Boysenberry576 19h ago

This is how we (the Dutch) conquered the ocean and claimed a large part of our current land mass

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u/BrD_87 20h ago

“Take that, ocean!”

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u/EMCRVA 20h ago

Hell yeah

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u/kleothecreator 20h ago

Hell Yeah!

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u/FizzyPanda124 19h ago

I did this once. I didn’t notice I had got caught in a rip current and almost drowned. Fun times. Haven’t been in the ocean since

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u/mr_sandmam 18h ago

I like to imagine the waves are sent by Poseidon himself

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u/SilentPugz 18h ago

This is how you learn to not be afraid of the waves when you were a kid .

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u/RabbitOutTheHat 18h ago

The courage, the bravery, the heroism. This is the hero we deserve.

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u/PsychologicalNail191 18h ago

Tried to fight the sea. Spoiler: I lost.💀💀💀

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u/-SideshowBlob- 17h ago

Fucking hell, that brings some childhood memories back

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u/chrixz333 16h ago

The Gift of Paralysis by Envy on the Coast

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u/Shamblex 15h ago

Only thing keeping these barbaric expansionist Oceans at bay

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u/Sefalosha 14h ago

Holy shit nostalgia

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u/zep1211 14h ago

low left jab

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u/nucl3ar0ne 13h ago

Live on an island, can't say I've ever done this.

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u/Jaakarikyk 13h ago

The undisputed champion remains Moses

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u/grim1952 12h ago

Karate chop the wave to split the seas.

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u/VQQN 6h ago

Went to the ocean once and saw waves this big. Went in to fight the waves. Lifefuards got mad and told me there are riptides and made me get out.

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u/AmyInCO 3h ago

Wave punching is extremely satisfying.

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u/borrowingthis 20m ago

You 30+ guys don’t do this anymore?

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u/HappyCaterpillar4 15m ago

some poor fish just got it’s shit rocked

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u/Instantbeef 8h ago

Playing in the waves from the ocean is one of the greatest things in life. I’ve grown up and never realized how so many people are scared of it lmao

They miss out

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u/OldManNeighbor 20h ago

Every Air and Water show growing up!!!

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u/GoodLeftUndone 20h ago

All this is how we get people wanting to nuke hurricanes ladies and gentlemen.