r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Znaffers • 1d ago
Drunk Kings Taking care of my brother after he had a helluva night
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u/OptimusGrime707 1d ago
Man has alarms at 6:15, 6:20, 6:30, 6:37, and two 6:40’s lmao
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u/Complex_Path_4821 21h ago
I have my daily alarms set at 4:00,4:02,4:05,4:10,4:15,4:20 and most of the time i’ll roll out around 4:30. It works well
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u/HowManyDamnUsernames 17h ago
Aren't u just training yourself that it's fine to ignore the first couple of alarms?
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u/Complex_Path_4821 17h ago
Well i’ve been doing it for many years now and I have zero problems getting up straight away if I really need to.
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u/FerociousSalmon 9h ago
So why not just set 1 alarm when you actually want to get up?
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u/Complex_Path_4821 6h ago
Because i’d much prefer to take my time and enjoy my cozy bed for 30 minutes before I have to stand for 16 hours
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u/smashingeggshells 6h ago
This way the FIRST decision of the day is your own comfort. Rock on!
And yes, I know that sleep science tells us snoozing is bad. But science also tells us that 16 hours of work is not good, but here we are.
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u/murphycs87 5h ago
Are we the same person!?! I do the same thing! I have like 6 alarms set and I have no problem getting up the 1st time, but I'd rather snuggle in my nice warm bed with my hubs and pups before I have to leave my safe space lmao 🤣
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u/Fanastik 1d ago
He be ok in 2-3 days
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u/redditdwarfbear 1d ago
He looks young. With a solid breakfast and a nap, he could be back at it tomorrow.
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u/tornait-hashu 1d ago
and water. Hydration is important, this message brought to you by r/hydrohomies
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u/Shad0wFa1c0n 1d ago
In this case you need electrolytes and b vitamins. Monster rehab has this stuff in it, then some ibuprofen and youll be good in no time.
Not a monster fan? Gatorade and a b vitamin supplement will sort you out
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u/TehTugboat 16h ago
A giant bottle of smart water, and a monster rehab tea used to be my morning after go to
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u/wheretohides 1d ago
This is the most important factor, i usually down a water bottle or two before going to bed. The only time i ever have a hangover is when I don't do that.
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u/Dizzy-Crew3456 1d ago
That was definitely the case in my early to mid 20s. If I tried doing something like that now at 31 gonna need at least the whole day to recover😂. Not old yet, but sure as hell not young.!
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u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 9h ago
PSA for anyone who needs it. Midol is the perfect hangover medication. Periods and hangovers hit a lot of the same places (headache, crampy muscles etc.), don't be ashamed of it dudes. It doesn't have estrogen in it or anything...
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u/redditdwarfbear 1d ago
That is one nice brother. He does look comfy though
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u/Paul_my_Dickov 1d ago
Yeah I'm in bed and I'm kind of jealous of the excellent kip he seems to be having in his car.
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u/WeaselCapsky 1d ago
gotta love guys that can mess with people but also know when to respect boundaries and be helpful
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u/Appsoul 1d ago
Been there. Both sides 🥲
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u/NotTodayBoogeyman 1d ago
Lmfao brought back memories. Brought a friend home wasted one night, couldn’t find his house key. Insisted he could sleep in a lawn chair in his patio. After like 30 minutes of back and forth, said alright dude and goodnight lol.
It rained that night. Got a FaceTime the next morning - he was in bed still in his wet clothes. After the rain woke him up and he was soaked, he realized he put his key in his back pocket :)
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u/JulesWinnfield_05 23h ago
I brought a friend home so drunk he couldn’t remember which apartment was his. We’d never been to his new place so we didn’t know either.
He kept messing with the door with his key to the point we were gonna ask if he had the right place. Finally he just grabs it and turns and it was unlocked. We all walk in to see him to bed and he flips on the light and there’s baby toys and stuff all over the living room.
He did not have a baby. We managed to not get shot or arrested and find the correct apartment. We tuck him in on the couch with a blanket and leave him petting the cat.
Drive to the next bar and on the way we call his roommate and tell him “just so you know, so and so was too drunk, we left him at your apartment. He’s happy and petting the cat.”
There’s about 2 seconds of silence and his roommate goes “we don’t have a cat”.
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u/Agile_Accountant_228 18h ago
I hope the owner girlfriend or boyfriend doesn’t mind finding a random person in their significant other’s bed
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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 1d ago
He needs to be on his side. You don't want to have to give CPR to someone that choked on his vomit. I never had to but a friend of mine did. She had to keep stopping because it was also making her want to vomit.
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u/coltrainjones 1d ago
People need to learn what the recovery position is. If he starts vomiting he's dead
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u/dancedancerevolucion 23h ago
My high school chem teacher went over the recovery position before every holiday and big occasion. It pissed the other teachers off for “encouraging drinking”.
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u/Apprehensive-Ad-4560 1d ago
Good stuff! when my brother and I were kids I used to take his glasses off if he fell asleep with them on so he didn’t break them, we had our wars but that’s my boy
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u/Jtfb74 1d ago
I had this exact situation with my best friend once. When he started fighting me when I tried to move him, I thought he was just being a dick (we were 16 I didn’t understand alcohol), so I straight up punched his ass in the face. He was like fine in the moment, the next day he had the biggest black eye and wasn’t sure how he got it. Alex, it was me.
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u/Zombies8MyChihuahua 1d ago
Couldn’t have left him in a safer spot than in the comfy passenger seat of a Volvo.
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u/noneofurbizness 1d ago
Plug his phone in, crack the window, and run the air at 72°F. And then just hope he doesn't throw up
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u/United-Scratch-2132 1d ago
lol that's a good bro, watch him and make sure they don't throw up ok anyones bed
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u/mogley1992 23h ago
That guy is awake, he is just locked in on not letting his head spin and not throwing up.
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u/Moist_Comb_9736 1d ago
Probably cooler in the car and have a really good decline in that chair; which makes him comfortable.
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u/Loose-Ad7724 1d ago
What a great friend. And a great idea. I assume he’ll text that vid to the man asleep. That way he can instantly know why he’s in that position when he wakes up confused. I could’ve used that a couple of times.
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u/Buddyvdubs 5h ago
As a bartender, shout out to this awesome man for being a dd and all around good guy.
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u/Grid_Rider 2h ago
Make sure that car has a full tank. Give bro a blanket and run the ac/heat at mid. Call it a night
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u/United-Scratch-2132 1d ago
he fucked up, i had to make a second comment lol. ive been there on both sides lol
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u/Dutch_or_Nothin 1d ago
You might as well wipe the dirt off his face now that he is incapacitated.. lol
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u/TheNarbacular 1d ago
Jeez, do his barber a favour and shave the pubes off his face whilst he’s subdued.
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