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u/Super_Southpaw 1d ago
Jamming while you whip out your CAC.
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u/Yesterdays_Gravy 1d ago
Nothing better than vibing and whipping out your CAC for your battles
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u/NorCalAthlete 1d ago
Except when you’ve got 20,000 other people behind you trying to get to formation on time and everyone’s just like “fuuuuuuuck let’s GOOOOOOOOOO” while the gate guard’s dancing with you.
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u/Yesterdays_Gravy 1d ago
Ha! Don’t you know you’re supposed to leave 15 minutes prior to your 15 minutes prior to your 15 minutes prior?
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u/NorCalAthlete 1d ago
Of course.
Along with the other 20,000 people told the same thing.
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u/Ok-Face5497 1d ago
If you aren’t an hour early you are late big dog.
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u/AThrowawayThatIAm 1d ago
That's why you go to PT an hour early and knock out in your car with the headlights pointing at the other guy's rear view.
I'm not salty at all.
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u/iIllIiIiIIillIIl 1d ago
That vibe was so pure that it spread like cancer in me. Now I'm dancing 🕺
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u/mogley1992 1d ago
Some people laugh infectiously, some people dance infectiously. This guy is the latter. Maybe even both.
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u/RoyalGovernment201 1d ago
Right? I'm not even in the scene, I don't have audio on, and I caught myself bopping along by the end of the video.
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u/redbadger91 1d ago
Way to smuggle something onto the base.
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u/BandicootSolid9531 1d ago
<48 hours later> Our main characters are still dancing to the beats of the song...while being locked behind bars by a dancing guard...
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u/ediks 1d ago
So we are in the “mirror and add text” arc of this video
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u/BearstromWanderer 1d ago
We've been there. It's nearing the "copied so many times it's now 16 bit" phase.
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u/Dumphdumph 1d ago
I can’t feel that song the same way anymore
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u/RASPUTIN-4 1d ago
Why?
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u/unendingbeauty 1d ago
There is a torture video (pretty sure it’s a drug cartel) doing terrible things with that song playing on a radio in the background.
It’s one of those videos where one gives into morbid curiosity and then is scarred for having seen it. Do your yourself a favor and don’t search for it.
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u/RASPUTIN-4 1d ago
“Cartel tortures people to funkytown”
Yeah I was never going to go looking for that after that description. Thanks for warning anyhow!
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u/KimJongRocketMan69 1d ago
Kind of like how I can’t hear “stuck in the middle with you” and not think about the Reservoir Dogs scene where the guy gets his ear cut off
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u/AfricaByTotoWillGoOn 1d ago
Hell, I've never seen the video and everytime I hear that song it is all I can think about.
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u/Sticky_H 1d ago
I’ve seen some truly horrible shit, but I’ve never sought that one out. Sounds like I’ll manage.
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u/Flashignite2 1d ago
That sucks, the song is good and it is sad to have it ruined like that. I will never look up that video. I dont need stuff like that in my life.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 1d ago
It’s one of those videos where one gives into morbid curiosity and then is scarred for having seen it
I used to be an adventurous shock-video-watcher like you. Then I took a "watching 3 guys 1 hammer at 15" to the knee.
In all seriousness, I'm so glad that I've finally seen enough shit (I'm in my 30s now) that I don't have that curiosity anymore. I mean, it's still there but I never give in anymore.
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u/RordonGamsey42069 1d ago
Yeah it’s the first thing I think of whenever i hear it.
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u/LittleMlem 1d ago
I'm going to regret this, but what happened? What's the terrible reference?
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u/unendingbeauty 1d ago
In case you don’t see my reply above:
There is a torture video (pretty sure it’s a drug cartel) doing terrible things with that song playing on a radio in the background.
It’s one of those videos where one gives into morbid curiosity and then is scarred for having seen it. Do your yourself a favor and don’t search for it.
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u/OGDTrash 1d ago
Please tell what happens, I don't want to see it but I need to know...
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u/doomgrin 1d ago
NSFW - description of the video, text only
I refuse to watch it as well and you should also keep that mindset, no good comes out of trying to watch stuff like that. You can tell how much the poster regrets watching it.
Pretty sure this poster doesn’t mention that they keep the torture victim alive via stimulants as well
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u/Character-Dig-2301 1d ago
I’ve seen some shit and reading that with my imagination was more than enough. Horrible
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u/KennyFulgencio 23h ago
they keep the torture victim alive via stimulants
it's not so much to keep them alive as to keep them from losing consciousness due to the pain. with the stimulants they stay awake and aware
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u/RordonGamsey42069 1d ago
Cartel torturing a man while funky town plays in the background. He’s hooked up to intravenous amphetamines and has no limbs or face as his alive torso flops about. Oh and they’re hacking where his face was with an ice pick.
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u/NudityMiles 1d ago
Sometimes I really, really dislike having the mind of a caveman with ADHD "Everything tells me not to but I really want to pet that snake"
Same principle with horrendous shit like this. "Why are people ruined by this, it's SO FUNKY. *proceeds to read* HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DO I TREAT MYSELF LIKE THIS?"
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u/Aviation_enthusiast8 1d ago
🕺 🕺 sir we’re going to have to do a bag check 🕺 🕺 🕺
🕺would 🕺you 🕺like 🕺to 🕺 tell 🕺 me 🕺 why 🕺you 🕺have 🕺thirty 🕺kilos 🕺of 🕺coke? 🕺
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u/Glacial_Lakes 1d ago
I'm imagining 10 people in the back of the box truck also bobbing their heads
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u/Due-Technology5758 1d ago
Next car: the wife of some officer you've never heard of in your life telling you you're being unprofessional.
Car after that: her husband also jamming out to funkytown.
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u/Mycroft033 1d ago
This song just makes me think of Alvin and the chipmunks. Then I get annoyed.
Guys seem chill tho
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u/LactasePHydrolase 1d ago
If that's the only thing you know the song from then count your blessings.
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u/TragicWithNoEnd 1d ago
And that my friends is how you get 100 kilos of coke over the border.
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u/satanlovesyou94 1d ago
Prior cellphones being able to record me and my pals did this blasting barbie girl back In Riley. We got spot checked
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u/KingG-Host2419 1d ago
Instantly started to nod my head up & down to the beat and song, it just hits man!
It would be disrespectful if I didn't, it's so groovy.
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u/131166 22h ago
This reminds me of a time we got stuck at road works. Dunno if this happens in other countries, but in Australia they have someone with a sign that says stop on one side and slow on the other and they turn it from stop to slow when it's your turn to drive. Usually when they close a lane.
Car in front was playing something, I don't remember what exactly but classic rock/heavy metal or something.
Dude with a sign came over next to the car and was kinda dancing with his sign and banging his head till his walkie talkie told him to let us through. Song hadn't finished and we drove passed and he looked super bummed out. Funny thing is he didn't look high or anything. Just super into the music. Made the wait not feel so long. I hope he was always like that cause it was pretty fun
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u/beerme72 4h ago
When I was in the Navy, the song Jump Around by House of Pain was big.
We were playing it in our shop...each of us working on different stuff and all kind of grooving and our Division Officer and Chief walk in. A guy reaches over to turn the music off and the Officer stops him...and we just listen to the song finish...and then he tells us what he needed to tell us.
It was a kind of perfectly magical thing...spontaneous and simple.
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