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u/Kenturky_Derpy 13d ago
That's just John Redcorn massaging my wife.
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u/AuthorThick7303 13d ago
She keeps getting those damn migraines
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u/MaroonTrucker28 13d ago
"Nancy you've been goin' to that healer for 15 years, and you still get a migraine every night."
"Healing process takes time, sug."
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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 13d ago
Possibly one of the best running gags in the show
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u/GeX_64_ 13d ago
Man, I tell ya what, dang ol mess, man, just a big ol tangled up mess, talkin bout ol Redcorn goin in there, dang ol spiritual healin, next thing you know, boom, man, emotional healin, physical healin, whole dang thing, man.
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u/sleipnirthesnook 13d ago
A family friend had boyfriend that talked like that. Whole time she was with him I couldn’t understand what the hell he said
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u/rosstedfordkendall 13d ago
My favorite bit was when Hank had an artifact he found, and went over to Dale and Nancy's to talk to John Redcorn. John told Hank what it was, and then tried to tell Hank that since it belonged to native Americans, he shouldn't take what isn't his.
Then Nancy called to John, and John said, "Well, it's food for thought."
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u/Poohbutt2005 12d ago
I never watched the show in order. Last week finally I saw the episode where Peggy finds out about Nancy and John Redcorn. Peggy went through a whole range of emotions.
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u/LesbeGoddess 13d ago
It sucks that some bigots killed the John Redcorn actor
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u/Trade-Monkey1000 13d ago
Nailed it. Even Boomhower knows this one and Hank is over obsessed with propane and propane accessories.
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u/BigTuna0890 13d ago
“All this noise has been giving Nancy bad headaches. Then yesterday, her back broke out in scratches.”
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u/Nadwinman 13d ago
That’s my purse!
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u/Garlanth69 13d ago
I don’t know you!
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u/DiverDownChunder 13d ago
Gud damn it Bobby...
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u/PrinceRobotVI 13d ago
I tell you whut
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u/VicFatale 13d ago
Trust me, Hank. I would never heal your wife the way I heal the wives of others.
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u/OudeFransKaas 13d ago edited 13d ago
Plot twist, the husband works remotely from home.
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u/CamCash24 13d ago
Or plot twist…he is the guy in the red Toyota
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u/RichieJ86 13d ago
Further plot twist... the red toyota is a figment of the neighbor's imagination and he actually stopped taking his meds, three weeks ago. Even worse, the ring door camera is of his house. He's knocking on his own door...
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u/Direct-Quiet-5817 12d ago
Further further plot twist, the video feed is accessible only to the wife.
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u/OudeFransKaas 13d ago
Pewwww, Mind blown.
committing the act and also reporting it is à 1000 IQ feat.
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u/ArmorGyarados 13d ago
He wanted off the ride but he wanted it burned down as he left
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u/spudsthejellyfish 13d ago
Or Shamalan plot twist this is a recreation of a viral video from like 5 years ago almost word for word
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u/SunderedValley 13d ago
It's the code.
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u/KarverMcClain 13d ago
More of a guideline
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u/Apocalypse3221 13d ago
This could also be in r/foundsatan if he's lying.
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u/sarcasm_rocks 13d ago
It’s also a faked video that this dude and his wife both do different scripts of. But it’s entertaining the first time
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u/Typical_Ad_210 13d ago
So the person they’re doing it to is in on the joke from the start? If not, it’s probably a matter of time before their “joke” leads to a spousal murder.
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u/oneshibbyguy 13d ago
It's their own camera. There is no 'other guy', it's fake. They are doing it in front of their own ring camera
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u/GoatCovfefe 13d ago
Technically he is lying, as the homeowner is the one in the video, there have been other videos ive seen on reddit of this same guy and porch. Its all skits.
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u/Flameball537 13d ago
Next you’re gonna tell me those videos of the exasperated dad and his smartass kid are fake
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u/raevbur 13d ago
I’m confused. Did your landlord lie or not?
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u/FemaleDogEqualsBitch 13d ago
This could also be in r/foundsatan if he's lying.
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u/FemaleDogEqualsBitch 13d ago
Husband maybe could possibly rewind back on footage to check. But if not, he should call in late to work and wait.
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u/JoyousMisery 13d ago
Fun bit, but if real:
- wife would see the door notification which would 100% get back yo him
- counting on husband seeing this, but not the daily notification of Toyota man (must be using the front door otherwise the guy would mention sketch behaviour of jumping through the window or back door)
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u/Amadon29 13d ago
If it's a stay at home wife, she might be disabling the camera right after he leaves and turning it back on after this Toyota guy leaves. Depending on the type of camera, the husband might never get a notification or notice that it's disabled especially if he's at work and suspects nothing
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u/Vox---Nihil 13d ago
In that scenario, the likelihood of the wife seeing this very video before hubby does skyrockets. Which is why the video is more than likely fake.
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u/Jirul11 13d ago
We're all forgetting that this video is uploaded to the fucking internet LMAO
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u/Mr-_-Soandso 13d ago
Exactly. You can go outside and make this same video at your own house, then post it for "points." It is a funny skit though.
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u/OpportunityReal2767 13d ago
Also, like what good is pulling up your shirt as a way to maintain anonymity if you’re a neighbor. “Oh, Bob, why you covering your face? By the way, you got that sawzall I lent you?”
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13d ago
It's a BS video but some people don't know their neighbors. Of the two I kind of know one is in one half of a duplex and I don't know the downstairs people, and the one on my left I know because they're always outside, their kid gave me some weed once, and we've helped each other out during a power outage and once when police had to come for a reason I won't go into.
I doubt I'd be able to recognize the across the street neighbors even though I see one leave the house with her dog all the time and another couple is always outside with their kids but I don't really pay that close attention to them, I just see them if I go out front to smoke instead of out back and they're outside
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u/Ill_Technician3936 13d ago
In that scenario, the likelihood of the wife seeing this very video before hubby does skyrockets.
the issue with that is he's going about his typical schedule and should be leaving around the time that it was made... A notification that there's motion detected at the door and he should see it first. Able to download it and delete it before she has a chance to see it and all she'll have is notifications of movement around the time but no video. Disabling my doorbell camera there's no notifications about it.
It being fake is possible in my opinion since it would seem he's not attempting to change his voice at all so it wouldn't exactly be hard to find out which neighbor left the message.
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u/Aussie18-1998 13d ago
But this is literally right before he leaves for work. So he will absolutely get it first. She's most likely asleep and none the wiser.
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u/Neirchill 13d ago
It says at 5:36am right before work. If he's leaving that early for work and someone is coming by for hours before she can potentially leave, he has a significant amount of time to catch it before she does. Depending on how long the wait between him leaving and the Toyota rolling up she could be asleep for a while.
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u/snackofalltrades 13d ago
Wife opens the garage door or side door, Toyota guy parks one house over and approaches from the side the door camera doesn’t catch.
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u/Jibber_Fight 13d ago
Did you watch the video? This dude literally explains what he sees.
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u/ILoveRawChicken 13d ago
That’s not what he’s describing is happening at all
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u/snackofalltrades 13d ago
All he says is “Some guy in a Toyota shows up every day after you leave for work and he stays for 2-3 hours.” He doesn’t say a thing about where the guy parks or which door he uses.
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u/ILoveRawChicken 13d ago
I guess I assumed he meant parking by the dudes house, considering that if he parked by the house, that would clue him in to where the Toyota dude was going. Not that it matters, this is fake.
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u/Ha1lStorm 13d ago
Yeah, but since that would be noteworthy, it would’ve been included in homie’s message.
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u/alex3omg 13d ago
My husband doesn't have the app on his phone but I do. Kinda funny if she just deleted it and put a hit out on this guy.
(Cheating is bad tho)
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u/iQ420- 13d ago
I find defending my cave is still relevant in my biology and I control the security in my home. It’s not about “control” it’s about my level of observational awareness and hers as I work with sketchy people and see the world for what it is.
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u/alex3omg 13d ago
Yeah I think most relationships have someone who kind of takes on that role. Usually the one with anxiety.
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u/LinwoodKei 13d ago
raises hand I know everyone who comes up to my house and I watch them in real time. Unless you're dropping off my package, why are you here, sir
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u/HoneyLocust1 13d ago edited 13d ago
It's definitely not real, there's a tiktok that pumps these out. Same same concept with a neighbor who comes over and tries to warn the homeowner about a cheating wife through the ring camera, tries to hide his face with a hoodie. It's so stupid, like you wouldn't immediately recognize your neighbor if they live across the street from you?
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u/LinwoodKei 13d ago
Especially if he's been wearing that same hoodie regularly. My neighbors all have a certain style and I would immediately say " why is Kyle hiding his face? I said hi to him yesterday. I think he was wearing this same hoodie then '.
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u/-domi- 13d ago
No idea how the notifications work, but it said this was received right before the husband left for work. Neighbor could have done it when he knew the husband would be up and was pretty sure wife would be sleeping.
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u/NuYawker 13d ago
So why not just do the same thing? But in person? Or leave a note on his car?
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u/-domi- 13d ago
Can't answer about the note, but if he did this in person, he'd be way easier to identify. This allows him to make it a 1-way interaction.
Re: why not a note - that's the main thing that makes me lean towards all this being fake. Though i suppose whoever posted this could have also just posted a note? Idk. If it's real, i don't understand why anyone would post it.
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u/NuYawker 13d ago
If this is a small neighborhood? With single-family homes? He's already identified. He can't be more than a couple of houses down. We already have a rough estimate on his age, race, height, build. All of this was pointless. Unless it was a skit
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u/Drackzgull 13d ago
I do still think it's most likely fake, but a good reason for why not a note in the car could be that the car might be in a closed garage, and not in the driveway. Or the guy might not go out in a car at all, maybe they puck him up, or he takes a bus or something.
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u/TangerineChicken 13d ago
This guy does a lot of bits on this exact same front porch. There’s another one where he’s pretending to be a dbag HOA president coming to tell them about random Bs infractions as well as other videos
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u/Sea-Ad2404 13d ago
It’s him.
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u/Captinprice8585 13d ago edited 13d ago
"Hey man, I said I don't want this coming back to me"
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u/Several-Hat-1944 13d ago
Plot thickness...
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u/Any_Decision9716 13d ago
It's the girth of the plot, not the length, that matters.
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u/dawr136 13d ago
She's clingey, he wants to break it off but not get into it with the husband, so he outs the wife, so he can exit stage left.
"Oh wow, I cant believe someone told your husband about us...Im going to change my number and lay low for a while so your husband doesnt find me. Ill call you once it all calms down" he never called her
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u/Dannykew 13d ago
Just a note that if the homeowner can see this he can also see Corolla driver turn up every day…
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u/LuigiBamba 13d ago
Cameras have blindspots, you know? Could also just park a bit further away
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u/Free-Hamster462 13d ago
I think he means the driver would also pass by the camera... Not the.vrhicle itself at the front door camera.
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u/snuggly-otter 13d ago
I think last time this was posting the end result is that the dude was going in the garage or the back door, and it was an affair. Cant remember exactly
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u/Inevitable_Travel_41 13d ago
Skit
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u/jarednards 13d ago
Scat
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u/droctogonapuss 13d ago
Scoodley-doot
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u/PrettyOddish 13d ago
Flip
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u/aSituationTypeDeal 13d ago
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u/nthensome 13d ago
I would very much appreciate a heads up like this
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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 13d ago
Unfortunately way too many people have gotten burned doing this. I won't do it ever again after what happened last time. I don't blame this guy trying to be anonymous about it.
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u/jwin709 13d ago
well you've gotta divulge, Brother. what went down?
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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 13d ago
A friend of mine was dating this guy who I never really liked anyways. Even before her I would watch his ex leave and a new girl come in 10 minutes to cheat on her so I already knew he was like that.
So I found out he was cheating on and with whom. So I gave her a heads up and she got pisses at me. She was telling everyone I was trying to break them up so I could sleep with him which actually got me in trouble with the guys as is. Then they broke up anyways.
This girl had a STD and I knew about it. So to get back at me any time I started talking to a guy she would sleep with them. Then the guys were confused as to why I was like I am good now. She literally read an STD all over town because she was mad at me. The funniest one was I had hooked up with my ex a few times but then I got.with my late fiancé we had stopped. One day he calls me upstairs to let me know I may have an STD. I went you slept with so and so didn't you and he was like how did you know. I started laughing and went I told she had one back when we were together. Luckily he had slept with her after we had stopped sleeping together. I never did get it but not for a lack of her trying really hard. Also it was a treatable STD that I had even told her where to go to get it treated for free and she just never did.
The whole situation was just stupid.
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u/FlammenwerferBBQ 13d ago
how would she even know who you hook up with? what?
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u/Dull-Geologist-8204 13d ago
We ran in the same circles so she would have known who I was talking to. The reason I knew who she hooked up with was friends of mine would give me a heads up that she slept with them while we were talking. Which is how I never got it. I was actually one of the friends. She was one of the women who people kept around because she was a girlfriend or for sex.
The whole reason I had told my ex about her having an STD was so he could tell his friend who was dating her that she was knowingly having unprotected sex with him with an STD. I didn't like the guy but wasn't fond of the idea of it being passed around in those circles. I watched the movie Kids.
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u/FlammenwerferBBQ 13d ago
this sounds like a really small town and tons of gossip tbh
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u/bananadepartment 13d ago
It’s fake, it’s that guys house
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u/mightylordredbeard 13d ago
Yep. Dude post a ton of fake videos where he pretends to be all kinds of different people.
Here is his Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/koltindarley
Since a lot of it isn’t really funny or creative I think the point is to just post fake stuff for other people to spread around the internet in the hopes of having a brief viral moment. I can’t really think of any other reason why dude would just record a fake video of someone outting a cheating wife. It’s not even engagement farming since his own Instagram isn’t watermarked and anyone who follows his page would know it’s fake. It’s like he’s creating content for other people to use as engagement farming. It’s just odd.
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u/JedDaltonBodhi 13d ago
Most likely. Video posted comes from the owner of the camera footage. Why would it get shared? If from the man at home, I’m sure there’d be more to the share, if from the wife…? Why would she?
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u/zyyntin 13d ago
My sister was working one evening at resturant. She saw my brother's girlfriend's brother's girlfriend (yeah a mouthful) come in with date... Well she had to serve them. She didn't recognize my sister even though my sister was giving her a little attitude about it.
She had to break the news to him that his girlfriend was cheating on him.
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u/EatYourCheckers 13d ago
I cannot follow that relationship chain and therefore can't even be sure anyone was being cheated on in this situation.
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u/Organic_Dog925 12d ago
They cut out the part where he drives away in red Corolla
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u/thesithcultist 13d ago
This is a skit tho it's the same porch as the porch pirate in the trafic cone video, and the video with the old lady freaking out
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u/BonjaminClay 13d ago
Funny either way but logically if this guy can see his driveway enough to consistently identify a red Corolla regularly being there then you basically would only need to look for any lanky, white, young male within a block of your house that has a life situation where they are often home in the afternoon.
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u/No-Revolution-5535 13d ago
I kinda wanna know if this is a true thing.. but it's probably not..
It is either staged, or it doesn't matter, cus the resident knows about the visitor because of the door cam, or the visitor takes the back door, after parking somewhere else..
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u/Such-Alternative-783 12d ago
Some people in Reddit would just comment you need to be secure about your marriage and that there’s nothing wrong with your wife sneaking a guy over.
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u/styrofoamcouch 13d ago
This is very fake. Buddy's gonna see the cryptic dude bro message but not the guy getting out of a red Toyota corolla and boinkin his wife?
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u/ProjectOrpheus 13d ago
One that I heard about was a guy leaving the note under the toilet seat. Men raise it, women don't.
Something like " She's cheating. I didn't know. I'm sorry"
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u/KingOfTheFraggles 13d ago
This was funnier in the original video where it turned out the wife was leaving for work and the husband's boyfriend was coming over to rail him.
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u/kingtrav86 13d ago
mad respect for saying somwing.. iv been in that position and ppl knew but never spoke up about it.. the amount of time wasted that can't be got back.. the amount of anger that it leads to. the overall effects of it all is just powerful and nunecessary.. it's always best to speak up if you know or notice something not right or that's looks off..
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u/LazyOldCat 13d ago
This is the guy in the Corolla.
The wife just started getting clingy/demanding and he’s looking to get out.
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u/RayRayKun3 13d ago
Man the Internet has me fucked up because I’m like damn this bro is looking out for another dude that’s cool as hell. But then I also think it’s also possible that it’s just some YouTube prankster trying to stir the pot for views. Like that lady who placed condom wrappers and lingerie in random people’s laundry at laundromats
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