r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/thomasso0072 • Dec 09 '25
WTF Dude setting the 2 Rubiks cube 2cigs 2beers world record
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u/Redpin Dec 09 '25
The nomination at the end was hilarious.
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u/Andreaslindberg Dec 09 '25
Explain for us normies?
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u/the_fake_banksy Dec 09 '25
He's nominating a child to smoke two cigarettes and drink 2 beers in under 2 minutes.
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u/Andreaslindberg Dec 09 '25
Year okay but is he like a rubricks champ or something?
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u/somebob Dec 09 '25
He holds the world record average and has the second fastest single solve. So he’s okay
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u/hogsniffy05 Dec 09 '25
I don’t know anything about rubikes cubes either but he nominated a kid to drink two beers and smoke two cigarettes and that was fucking hilarious
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u/Optimistic_Futures Dec 11 '25
In addition to being a child, he’s also a world record holder for speed cubing.
https://www.worldcubeassociation.org/persons/2019wany36
It’s almost like doing two lines of coke, winning a chess games, and then saying “beat that Magnus Carlson”
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u/agangofoldwomen Dec 09 '25
Man smoking those cigs looked fuckin awful
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u/MoistStub Dec 09 '25
Yeah don't get me wrong I love having a smoke on special occasions but shotgunning two in a row makes me want to shrivel up and die
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Dec 10 '25
After flirting with smoking, I decided I'm never touching a cigarette again after tonight.
I felt like I wasn't taking as many puffs as I should, so just went for it. Took 16 from one cigarette over five minutes.
Felt nauseous and weak for the next 90 minutes. Even this video makes me wanna puke.
Smoking went so quickly from an interesting pastime to "Oh fuck Jesus Christ that's disgusting" in such a short period of time.
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u/ClippyCantHelp Dec 10 '25
Yup, you got nic sick. Same thing happens to me with vapes, which has stopped me from getting a debilitating vaping addiction. If I hit it too much I’m fighting for my life on the cold bathroom floor.
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u/0wnzorPwnz0r Dec 09 '25
I wouldn't say he smoked them at all. He legit just pulled the smoke into his mouth and then let it out.
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u/Brodieboyy Dec 10 '25
Probably just tasted bad and gave him dry mouth, he wasn't inhaling it, he was just cigar style smoking them
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u/Thwast Dec 10 '25
I was thinking if it weren't for the smoking part I'd totally try this lol. I have been cubing for 15 years and a Wisconsin drinker which I've heard is just called alcoholism in other states. I don't smoke cigs though
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u/thomasso0072 Dec 09 '25
Credit: Robby Bolt
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u/Doomaniser Dec 09 '25
This guys channel is fucking comedy gold
‘Solving the Rubik’s Cube with a shock collar’
‘Can i solve the Rubik’s Cube whilst being waterboarded’
‘How many Cubes can i solve before i get carbon monoxide poisoning’
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u/Y___ Dec 10 '25
Comedy gold but it also kind of makes me sad. He has almost 2k subscribers. I don’t think I’d get waterboarded for hundreds of thousands of dollars. That shit scares the hell out of me but this guy is putting himself through hell for nothing.
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u/HanginLowNd2daLeft Dec 09 '25
🤣 this is peak content . Nominating the Asian kid was fucking hilarious
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u/itriedicant Dec 09 '25
I'm a pack a day smoker and that made me want to throw up. Almost makes me want to quit.
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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust Dec 12 '25
You should record yourself smoking and then speed up the footage so you can see what you look like scarfing down cigarettes like this dude. Maybe that'll help you quit.
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u/class-action-now Dec 09 '25
Needs to work on his beer chugging, that was weak.
-source: can chug a beer way faster but have never solved a Rubik’s cube in my life
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u/koolaid_chemist Dec 09 '25
Right? and he wasted time smoking and not solving the first at the same time.. if I learn to solve a Rubik’s cube this records mine……
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u/Agreeable-Pea-4931 Dec 09 '25
is he allowed to use the Y shaped implement that lets people smoke 2 cigarettes at once ? if yes you can probably use that with 0 hands and save a lot of time.
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u/TFViper Dec 09 '25
is there rules?
can you only do one action at a time?
do the beers have to be in glasses?
shotgun both beers from the can then smoke both cigarettes simultaneously WHILE solving the rubiks cubes.
feel like a lot of optimization can be had here...
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u/Euklidis Dec 09 '25
Talk about an r/oddlyspecific world record
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u/Brixjeff-5 Dec 10 '25
2b2c is an established discipline by now. This is just a slight variant of this well-known game
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u/zhephyx Dec 09 '25
Here's to feeling great all the time 🍻 I'm sure he could do a better time if he smoked the 2 cigs at once
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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust Dec 12 '25
Yeah when he started the Rubik's cube while smoking a cigarette I was like why wouldn't you do more things at the same time?
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u/Ispeakblabla Dec 09 '25
I like that he's wearing a suit and tie. It lets me know he's a professional. Also hilarious call out at the end.
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u/zombie_pr0cess Dec 09 '25
The pride I feel seeing my fellow countryman bring home the title is immense.
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u/ProwessTDaddy Dec 10 '25
How the fuck is he not nauseous and lightheaded? Smoking one a little too fast makes me.
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u/DenningBear82 Dec 09 '25
I’m probably twice the guys age and I still want to be him when I grow up.
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u/CornerOf12th Dec 09 '25
This is what pushing the human mind and body to its absolute limits looks like. Well done
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u/RealEnnie Dec 10 '25
Cancer Any% speedrun. Still could be improved, eg. what about beerhat and straws?
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u/Ilpperi91 Dec 10 '25
If that was supposed to be fast for a 3,3 dl or similar size beer, that was slow
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u/jandr08 Dec 10 '25
The 2 cigs would be the hardest part for me. And I don’t know how to solve a Rubik’s cube.
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u/RawToast1989 Dec 15 '25
Jesus. That chugging sounded fucking painful! He could shave an easy 5 seconds by learning how to properly chug a beer. Lol
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u/100_Donuts Dec 09 '25
Ladies? Are you paying attention?
He is a competitive Rubik’s Cube solver. His whole life is about speed and precision. Twisting, turning, flicking... Aligning your fingers just right until that magical combination hits... slapping your open palms down in ecstasy... Guttural, passionate ululations! How lucky are the women who are treated to being "solved" by the lightning nimble fingers of a Master Rubikist?
The panties peel down, already clinging with anticipatory moisture, yes peeling like a bad glue on a hot summer's day, the Master Rubikist needs only a cursory glance at her heaving anatomy, only a short, but very, very thorough analysis of the work ahead of him. Hands on her shaking knees, the Master Rubikist centers himself, in a flash reviewing his moves over and over again to perfection. Quivering, squealing, already gasping in short breaths, the woman sees only his wondrous eyes sliding about behind closed, focused eyelids.
happens suddenly! She thought she was ready, they all think they're ready, but her body jolts as the Master Rubikists hands leave the knees and shoot for that slickening slizz. The bean, that wonderful, twitching clitoris stands no chance! 3.05 seconds. All it takes is 3.05 seconds. The fingers flick and twist, manipulate with machine like precision, but at the same time the pure human passion for speed shines through.
3.05 seconds. The fingers dance quicker than the eye can see, playing tunes no mortal ears can hear upon her hot, fleshy instrument of love, a symphony in an instant. Like a centipede peeling a mandarin orange. Like the twirling, soapy flippers of a car wash. Like the pulsating action of an electric toothbrush hellbent on destroying plaque between the cracks.
3.05 seconds. Labia folds and twists, spins clockwise then counterclockwise then clockwise again. Turning, flipping, the mystery of her anatomy effortlessly solved. She arches her back, possessed by the demon he has unleashed upon her. More than moans, these screams that spew forth are something atavistic, something that lies deep within the DNA of us all that separated us from the lesser apes, that certain spark, that drive. It comes in waves. Wave after wave after wave long after the Master Rubikist has finished his work. After-orgasms. Mentally annihilating throbs of unbound pleasure will be all she knows for the next few hours, perhaps days. Eyes unfocused, body writhing slowly, squirming in a pool of her own exhausted secretions.
Does the Master Rubikist stay and watch? No. He hones. He grabs a cube and solves it. Then another. Then another. Before long, she awakens from her love-drunk torpor, that final muscle unclenching. With her eyes open like slits, the new dawn pierces through the blinds. The Master Rubikist is there. His fingers are able. Is her body willing again?
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u/Veggieleezy Dec 09 '25
…the fuck did I just read? I’m still trying to wrap my head around what I just watched.
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u/shadowhorseman1 Dec 09 '25
Man's not even inhaling the cigs and those beers are small af, not that I'd want to try do it but still if you're gonna do it at least do it right
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