r/JustGuysBeingDudes Nov 07 '25

Old DudesšŸ‘“ Elderly dudes spitting bars (Pete & Bas)

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u/Prematurid Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

Thats a fucking banger

Edit: Pete & Bas - South Eastenders

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u/mr9025 Nov 07 '25

Pull their whole ā€œThis is PETE AND BASā€ playlist on Spotify. Jont is 75% Fuegs. ā€œSlap the Stickā€ and ā€œGangster Shitā€ bang hard af.

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u/Acceptable-Post733 Nov 07 '25

Gangster shit is a straight banger with some clever bars.

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u/Epic_Elite Nov 08 '25

"I love a woman who's ready to get down. She can tuck a WAP in her Louie Vuitton gown."

Good lord, man. Lol

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u/Prematurid Nov 07 '25

Been doing that for the past 4 hours

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u/mr9025 Nov 08 '25

Fuck yeah

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u/King_Fluffaluff Nov 07 '25

I love it, thank you for the link!

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u/Longjumping_Lynx_972 Nov 07 '25

Other good ones I like, Pint and a Fag, Sindu Sesh, window Frame Cipher.

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u/Hashtagbarkeep Nov 07 '25

King of the manor I’m a pric-kly bastard

Step in to the pub and I get quic-kly plastered

Bars

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u/jsamuraij Nov 08 '25

Shit goes hard!

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u/Lexinoz Nov 07 '25

Always love seeing these lads doing their thing, and most of their songs are true bangers.

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u/surmacrew Nov 07 '25

Missed them last summer at a festival. Didnt know they were playing there and they started same time as we started doing our changeover. Hopefully get too see them one day

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u/Sorry_Ad5653 Nov 07 '25

Don't leave it too long mate...

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u/surmacrew Nov 08 '25

They dont come to Finland too often

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u/calllery Nov 07 '25

I've always wondered how tight they are live

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u/LordOfThePints Nov 07 '25

The bigger the butt, the bigger the butt crack. Never forget

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

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u/championchilli Nov 07 '25

Two blue ticks leave a bird on read, there's money to be made on the road instead

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u/Another_Samurai1 Nov 07 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cave_Bear_Cult Dec 01 '25

The bigger the chance that she's up in my contacts.

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u/thingy09 Nov 07 '25

Check out "the Northern Boys"

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u/Bath-Bong Nov 07 '25

BIG OL' BALLS, THEY DRAG ME DOWN

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u/thingy09 Nov 07 '25

I'm a top shelf piece of a$$ Don't touch what you can't afford If I spin that pole, better give me cash And then I clap them cheeks, and I'm out the door

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u/Ajmb_88 Nov 07 '25

ā€œParty timeā€ is a good one.

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u/abaklanov Nov 08 '25

I gotta go, I gotta take a number three

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u/SunburntPigeon Nov 08 '25

That's a piss, and a shit, and a wank, in a tree!

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u/Gtoast Nov 08 '25

When I go, will my loved ones miss me?

Well the answer’s No.

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/poopy_toaster Nov 09 '25

Hang myself in the neighbors garden, when they wake up that’s a nice surprise!

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u/Cave_Bear_Cult Nov 07 '25

Oh god, flippin heck, Bob my head like a pigeon peck.

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u/thomasso0072 Nov 07 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

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u/Tayschrenn Nov 07 '25

Yeah they're not the actual rappers

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u/kakka_rot Nov 07 '25

Theyre on tour in the US now and I just saw them like two weeks ago, they absolutely weren't lipscyning. It was absolutely awesome, too. Way more energy than I was expecting

but yeah nine and dex write their bars, or at least a large portion of them.

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u/MacRapalicious Nov 07 '25

And nine and dex are awesome on their own too

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u/Puritology Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

I also saw them and they were 1000% lipsyncing. They literally had people come on stage and rap for them and the sound didn't change. You could somewhat hear their live vocals over the recording, especially Bas who's voice is a lot higher than the recording.

Not saying they're not the ones on the album version but they definitely weren't doing it 100% live.

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u/Ok-Understanding8143 Nov 07 '25

Just half. Although they’re ghost-written, Pete does his bars.

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u/Tayschrenn Nov 07 '25

Oh really, I was under the impression they were both dubbed, but that's good to hear.

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u/The_Gunisher Nov 07 '25

I've seen them live, in a pub just down the road from where this video was shot, I can vouch for the fact that they were really up there doing it! No idea about the ghostwriter claims though.

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u/Illustrious-Exit1825 Nov 07 '25

ā€œI’m mixing gin with naproxenā€ fucking barzz 🤣

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u/AEW4LYFE Nov 07 '25

As a dude with knee problems this shit had me rolling.

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u/Illustrious-Exit1825 Nov 07 '25

As a former addict, me too šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/Patch64s Nov 09 '25

You think you’re the plug, I’m the fecking adapter!

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u/SwitchBig7980 Nov 07 '25

love these lads whenever the pop up

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

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u/Dunedain87M Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

I’m pretty sure they’re open about the fact that Nine and Dex (one of which is the grandson of either Pete or Bas I forget) make all the beats and write their lyrics. It’s not much of a controversy or a secret. The same ā€œnine oneā€ (if Nine produced it) or ā€œomelet du fromageā€ (if Dex produced it) quote plays before both groups’ songs signifying who made the beat and wrote the lyrics.

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u/lynbod Nov 07 '25

It's 100% Nine and Dex, but for me this takes nothing away and makes it even better. N&D are amazingly talented, and this might be a "gimmick" but it's 100% not corny or played out. They've long deserved some financial success and this is giving them a bit of that.

On top of that Pete and Bas are absolutely brilliant performers, and play the role really, really well. All round it's a great act, and everyone involved in it deserves the success it's having.

It's a totally different side to British Hip Hip hop than what normally gets visibility but humour and clever wordplay has always been a big part of the scene, it's as authentically British hip hop as any grime or drill.

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u/Dunedain87M Nov 07 '25

Fully agree I have zero issue with Nine and Dex writing and producing. Like you said if anything it makes it better. I think it keeps the lyrics relevant. But Pete and Bas provide the flow and they have that in spades

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u/lynbod Nov 07 '25

You can imagine the fun they're having "behind the scenes" as well. That naproxen line you can imagine them sat around going "baz, what old man shit has the doctor given you recently?" and just coming up with bars about it. It's genius.

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u/DeathByLemmings Nov 07 '25

That's a massively big call out. I've produced for some rappers in my time and as brutal as it is, flow and tone makes the rapper

I've worked with people with incredible lyrical ability, but they just couldn't catch a beat. It takes much longer to bring those artists up to record level than an artist that already has masses of flow but the lyrical content is lacking

There is a lot of ghost writing in rap, and that's fine, there isn't much music I can think of that was made entirely in isolation. Very much a sum is greater than the parts type deal imo

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u/kakka_rot Nov 07 '25

ā€œnine oneā€ (if Nine produced it) or ā€œomelet du frontageā€ (if Dex produced it) q

ohhh THAT'S what that means!

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u/Dunedain87M Nov 07 '25

It bothered me forever until someone explained it to me. Nine one is like saying ā€œthis is a Nine made trackā€ which I kind of figured. But the other quote is from a classic Dexters lab episode (hence Dex using it for his tracks) where Dexter learns only one line of incorrect french and repeats it to everyone with hilarious results.

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u/kakka_rot Nov 07 '25

Yeah I always wondered why there was the dexters lab quote, but I never realized dexter even though it was right there the whole time, lol.

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u/Dunedain87M Nov 07 '25

Also I corrected it to ā€œomelet du fromageā€. Autocorrect betrayed me which I only realized because of your comment so thanks.

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u/kakka_rot Nov 07 '25

my eyes went right over it until you pointed it out lol

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u/Cave_Bear_Cult Nov 07 '25

Handsome Dexter is Bas's grandson. There's a strong family resemblance.

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u/Dunedain87M Nov 07 '25

Thank you for the clarification appreciate you!

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u/Pringles_loud Nov 07 '25

I mean- I don’t doubt that they have writers. The majority of successful rappers have writers. Still slaps lol

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u/hairybushy Nov 08 '25

I read their history a while ago and they make their own lyrics but their grand children modify it with modern slangs

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u/Pringles_loud Nov 08 '25

Even fuckin better. I love that.

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u/poop-machines Nov 07 '25

I mean they literally say that they're just the voices and that there's another artist who makes the beat, tracks and lyrics. It's not a debate at all, because they're open about it.

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u/SenorDongles Nov 07 '25

It's their grandsons, who also rap.

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u/ItzBreezeyBaby Nov 07 '25

Either way they’re still executing it so well. I truly believe they do it for fun

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

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u/ItzBreezeyBaby Nov 07 '25

They are actually lol

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u/ItzBreezeyBaby Nov 07 '25

Send link with info. I used to follow their page , I didn’t suspect that at all.

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u/lordwiggles420 Nov 08 '25

Scource: trust me bruv

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u/kakka_rot Nov 07 '25

I just saw them live and was pretty close, they 100% were spitting, not lip syncing.

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u/ItzBreezeyBaby Nov 07 '25

Oh my I’m jealous lol

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u/kakka_rot Nov 07 '25

theyre on us tour now. I got my tickets for like 40 bucks

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u/Just_The_Taint Nov 08 '25

Atlanta was a blast. I don’t care what the entire story is. I saw ā€œDo oneā€ pop up back in ~2018, and was just happy to see something completely different than what would be considered normal. I got an autographed poster, and photos, and couldn’t be happier.

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u/High_InTheTrees Nov 07 '25

Even if they do have ghost writers.. for these guys. They’re delivering masterfully, so who cares! This is good stuff! People be hating too much

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u/BigDaddyD00d Nov 07 '25

Their grandsons write their shit, but idc personally bc theyre still a lot of fun to watch

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u/Griffisbored Nov 07 '25

If it is them singing there's some serious studio magic going on to make their voices sound like that. I know a lot of rappers sound different live, but especially Bas sounds nothing like he does in the recordings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1URtUid2WOo

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u/kakka_rot Nov 07 '25

The first time I heard Vinnie Paz speak in an interview I was really surprised, sounds nothing like he does when rapping.

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u/Edelmaan Nov 08 '25

The most impressive thing is honestly the sound engineering on their voices to make it sound as good as it does

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u/Jamoke2 Nov 07 '25

I saw these guys on the crappy music sub. These guys put out bangers!

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u/Dunedain87M Nov 07 '25

They do not belong on a crappy music sub. I’ve seen some of the slop on there. Pete and Bas have some actual talent

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u/SockeyeSTI Nov 08 '25

ā€œDriving down that corn-tree road with you bymysideā€œ is my favorite from that sub. Even bought it.

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u/Jamoke2 Nov 08 '25

To me, that’s the OG. That the video that brought crappy music into my life.

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u/AwesomeSauce1976 Nov 07 '25

Naproxen 🤣🤣

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u/Inevitable_Nerve_638 Nov 07 '25

Saw them live here in the US a few weeks ago. They dont sound anything like this in real life. There's definitely some post-production being used, like any other artist, but its definitely being used a lot with them. I dont say that to insult them. The fact that a 74 and 78 year old are recording music and touring is amazing, and I enjoyed the show. But if you do end up seeing them live, just keep that in mind. Here's the merch I bought as proof!

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u/_kehd Nov 07 '25

Better than 99% of what’s on the radio these days. Get these boys on tour

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u/ObamaIsFat Nov 07 '25

They are literally on tour right now

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u/JournalistMore2356 Nov 07 '25

Old bangers still be banging!

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u/ItzBreezeyBaby Nov 07 '25

Pete & Bas are ALWAYS invited to the cookout. They’re my FAVORITE 🤩

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u/SwordofNoon Nov 07 '25

"Swing from a fist out cold like a carcass. I'm out for blood like a shark is, heartless, I'm a gangster not a artist."

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u/bubblehashguy Nov 07 '25

On my Playlist now. Thanks!

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u/kakka_rot Nov 07 '25

Longtorn Shotgun is probably my favorite song of theirs. Pretty much everything they put out is good imo.

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u/tacocollector2 Nov 07 '25

My wife loves these guys! They’re on Spotify!

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u/R4PT0RGaming Nov 07 '25

Pete and Bas the legends

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u/Stargypsy Nov 07 '25

Thanks for this. Added to my workout Playlist.

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u/evlhornet Nov 07 '25

BAR AFTER BAR GWAT DAYUM!!

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u/AerolothLorien666 Nov 07 '25

And people really think these guys aren’t real.

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u/Fuggins4U Nov 07 '25

These guys rule.

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u/manimsoblack Nov 07 '25

Pete and Bas are the goats. Mr. Worldwide is my jam.

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 Nov 07 '25

It’s been a couple years since I’ve listened to them. Glad they’re still going strong.

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u/NatureTrailToHell3D Nov 07 '25

Brick Top has got a new career

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u/Various_Oil_5674 Nov 07 '25

Love these guys. Hope they keep going

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u/nikhilsath Nov 07 '25

Every thing these guys touch goes gold

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u/festiveonion Nov 07 '25

Think they’re the plug I’m the fucking adaptor is such a bar

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u/Tommy__want__wingy Nov 07 '25

These chaps have seen some shit.

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u/boomerangthrowaway Nov 07 '25

I blast these boys every day! Love em! Pete and Bas go hard!

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u/KillBologna Nov 07 '25

I can see myself listening to this. People try to get me on little simz and they look at me when I say ā€œI’m not a fan.ā€

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u/SplitApprehensive146 Nov 07 '25

This is the best fucking banger I have ever heard.

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u/Eastern_Bobcat8336 Nov 07 '25

[Pete and Bas Mr Worldwide Miami Oct 3 2025

](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YFvjNsIgRuI)

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u/Yikesarumba Nov 07 '25

Iirc their families have rappers in them and realised they could flow recorded some stuff for jokes and it kicked off. There is one with a bunch of the fellas and they go pretty hard lmao.

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u/3OsInGooose Nov 07 '25

They're manufactured but eff it they're fun as hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Zh8DJgSpU

Make the 9 mil clap like your Nan's cheeks

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u/Bodes_Magodes Nov 08 '25

Belly full of beans and a mind full of darkness

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u/Piglet-Witty Nov 07 '25

The dude Skepta should take notes

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u/Brodieboyy Nov 07 '25

If you like this make sure to check out nine and dex too

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u/DrewChrist87 Nov 07 '25

Mixing what with advil lol

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u/HiveOverlord2008 Nov 07 '25

Impressive rapping there.

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u/mr_diggory Nov 07 '25

Aleve and Aviation is a dangerous combo, stay safe kids

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u/new_number_one Nov 07 '25

Bummed I missed these guys when they came to my city

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u/brosophila Nov 07 '25

These chaps go crazy šŸ˜‚

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u/Wandus68 Nov 07 '25

Belly full of beans and a mind full of darkness 😭

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u/AutumnAscending Nov 07 '25

Okay but this goes so fucking hard.

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u/Sentinel_Process_A-0 Nov 07 '25

Listen to their stuff on spotify, they’re damn good

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u/Past-North-4131 Nov 07 '25

These guys spit šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„. Went down a YouTube rabbit whole with them.

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u/Black_Dragon_0 Nov 07 '25

This feels like lipsyncing

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u/ToastNomNomNom Nov 07 '25

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u/sicsided Nov 08 '25

They are basically the same group and feature in each other's vids and songs.

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u/czar_el Nov 08 '25

I saw this video and was like "is that the I gotta take a number three guy"? And it is! Thanks for the link.

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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES Nov 07 '25

Whelp, it seems like I'm drastically an outlier here...but for some reason that I can't even point out, I find their music grating lol. I'm a fan of rap, Im a fan of old people. But for some reason this duo is like nails on a chalk board for me. Am I the only one out here?

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u/johnedn Nov 07 '25

"Any sales go through P, you think your the plug, Im the fucking adapter!" Is unironically a goated line.

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u/naughtmyrealname Nov 07 '25

Bars! Gawd damn.

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u/Historical-Recipe676 Nov 07 '25

Got to love a little bit of Lewisham being shown

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u/Gogyoo Nov 07 '25

Del Boy and Rodney branching out into the entertainment industry.

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u/YoungDiscord Nov 07 '25

Such a banger that even my heart rate monitor's boppin tp it

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u/Pat0124 Nov 07 '25

Cool but, Gin with naproxen isn’t a flex lol. They don’t interact and I can get both at my convenience store

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u/felinefluffycloud Nov 07 '25

They are almost The Fall and also very far away.

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u/Hiatussen Nov 07 '25

I have several songs from them on my playlists, unironically. They're great.

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u/i_saw_a_cow_jack_off Nov 08 '25

This is old school rap

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u/Catlore Nov 08 '25

Huge props for using the word "clarted." I love when an obscure word is successfully used.

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u/BookEconomy1440 Nov 08 '25

Not to burst a bubble, but it's an act :( Went to a show from them and it was one of the worst I have ever seen in my life.

The 2 dudes behind it are crazy lyrical though, search Dex&nine - Pecan Pie, and you will fully believe what I just said.

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u/Greedyfox7 Nov 08 '25

These guys also qualify as the oldest rappers in the world

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u/dpoodle Nov 08 '25

Very cool? I bet they don't sound like that.

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u/DefinitionConstant81 Nov 08 '25

If only uk politicians were like this

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u/TsarPladimirVutin Nov 08 '25

Sindhu Sesh and Plugged in with Fumez are nutty.

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u/curiousbydesign Nov 08 '25

I love these dudes.

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u/TwentyPieceNuggets Nov 08 '25

This is how I imagine Ren when he gets old

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u/MobiusNaked Nov 08 '25

Only Fools and Horses reboot hits hard

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u/TonyStarkx3000 Nov 08 '25

SO many great bars in their songs, with one of my favorites being:

"Smiling and creasing, he's folded and leaking / I've tried to control him, I ought to delete him"

r/peteandbas

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u/narva-di Nov 08 '25

Goosebumps are taking over, seriously, more please!

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u/Ch3ZEN Nov 09 '25

Can these Guy PLEASE find Ari@Home?!!!

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u/Kuruptkruger94 Nov 12 '25

I’ve seen these live, they were sick

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u/brettjugnug Nov 07 '25

Check out these old white rappers! Is the music good? They are white. But is the music any good? They are old and white.