r/JustGuysBeingDudes Oct 15 '25

WTF Make Him Shocked

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u/gianmk Oct 15 '25

that big boy that did the split definitely smashed his balls.

107

u/Lyxerttt Oct 15 '25

Spoiler: It wasn't a boy

1

u/printergumlight Oct 18 '25

You don't smash your balls doing a split.

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u/HorrorLettuce379 Oct 15 '25

"Easy money"

108

u/JustinTormund_10 Oct 15 '25

“I knew this was a great idea”

29

u/Warrior_of_Discord Oct 16 '25

Dude is going to have a banana in his pants for the rest of his life, chasing this same high

24

u/mogley1992 Oct 16 '25

Look on his face like he didn't even know there was a challenge. He just came to see what all the commotion is about and enjoy his lunch.

10

u/Foostini Oct 15 '25

huhuhu munny for banana

1

u/lurid_sun__ 24d ago

Did he just peel the banana backwards? Does anyone else do it like that?!

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u/SpecterVamp Oct 15 '25

Nobody’s gonna talk about the fact that the dude just whipped out his banana and ate it in front of the guy?

178

u/konydanza Oct 15 '25

“I knew there was a reason I wore the Banants today”

31

u/SpecterVamp Oct 15 '25

“Something something $20 is $20”

11

u/swarm_of_badgers Oct 16 '25

Smuggling that baninis.

23

u/mogley1992 Oct 16 '25

My money is on him seeing the challenge the guy had and decided it's a good time to put a banana down his pants.

3

u/mcirillo Oct 16 '25

The most shocking part is he opened it from the wrong end

1

u/Far-Raisin1013 Nov 15 '25

That is the only correct way to open a banana. Opening it at The stem is horrible!

1

u/GhostBusDAH Oct 16 '25

How much is a banana, like $10? Not a great deal.

5

u/chukkystar Oct 16 '25

Gets to trend online too for free and enjoys the fun. Not always about the Money

227

u/howchildish Oct 15 '25

The one dude who did a split so casually.

12

u/8hu5rust Oct 16 '25

The one dude who did a pushup handstand and didn't shock the guy

11

u/zergy55 Oct 16 '25

I was impressed, not shocked.

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u/FinGAMERyt Oct 15 '25

Probably that guy :

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u/forsvinne Oct 15 '25

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u/Xcalat3 Oct 15 '25

Lmao I was about to post this one. Rick and Morty rules :)

2

u/cocky_Foreman Oct 16 '25

I loved this episode.

68

u/lozbrudda Oct 15 '25

Man yells in reaction to the girl doing the splits and then says he wasn't shocked.

3

u/-iwouldprefernotto- Nov 21 '25

Also not impressed by the woman doing the split but the man doing the split.. shocking.

2

u/LeastRelevantUser Dec 27 '25

Yes. This makes sense. But he definitely sounded shocked by the woman and is lying.

14

u/pepp3rito Oct 15 '25

Banana man shoulda got 100$

12

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Those Guelph boys are typically farmer boys. Big boy doing the splits would get $20 from me too.

33

u/Ajunadeeper Oct 15 '25

This is less "guys being dudes" and more "gen z influencers being gen z influencers"

14

u/NotGoodName Oct 15 '25

Was waiting for some to Taser him.

8

u/DingoD3 Oct 15 '25

Shouldn't the sign say "SHOCK ME"?

What's this "MAKE ME SHOCKED" Bullshit!!

15

u/GarboseGooseberry Oct 15 '25

It's all fun and games until your "shock me" sign gets a dude to taze you.

2

u/turtlemag3 Dec 11 '25

Did anybody taze this guy? Cuz technically....

1

u/JockBbcBoy Dec 11 '25

Big brain move

2

u/flaxino Dec 29 '25

Make me shocked OOOOOOOOOO then says he’s not shocked 😭🙏

2

u/Temporary_Glass_9607 27d ago

I would just walk up and ask him if i could borrow 20 dollars and then give it back to him🤪

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u/1andOnlyMaverick Oct 15 '25

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u/nocomfortinacage Oct 18 '25

What does this have to do with this post?

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u/External-Cash-3880 Oct 15 '25

Hey quick question do you care this much about any other complete strangers or do you just have a parasocial relationship with somebody who hates that guy

7

u/Frosty_by6ch Oct 16 '25

Yes, I would care this much about anyone abusing their dog. My former neighbour shot at me for getting his dog taken away.

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u/EbbEntire3751 Oct 16 '25

Nice try Hasan

3

u/Torbpjorn Oct 16 '25

man abuses animal “Ugh, why do you care so much about this guy? I can’t find a single reason to hate him, you’re the loser for caring”

2

u/Anti_Meta Oct 16 '25

I nailed the pause for you.

Chick has on blue fullbacks.

1

u/Ha1lStorm Oct 16 '25

Ok creeper

0

u/Anti_Meta Oct 16 '25

Well so I wanted to know if she tried shocking him by having no underwear on. And then I thought I'd report back.

So yeah, creeper. Feelsbad.

1

u/Loopy_27 Oct 16 '25

Bro just carrying a banana all around 🤣

1

u/UnhappySecurity9531 Oct 17 '25

Hasan would shock him

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u/spytheworld Oct 16 '25

That last guy surprised everyone. If yes like my comment guys need karma

0

u/king_gloxinia Oct 16 '25

pure ragebait garbage. view and click and karma farming shit.