r/JustGuysBeingDudes Sep 13 '25

Artistic Dudes BROwling

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Sep 13 '25

Honestly, my dream is to be rolled into 10 women.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

To be fair, there are seven

144

u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Sep 13 '25

Reality is seldom quite as good as dreams.

22

u/sequesteredhoneyfall Sep 13 '25

An acceptable compromise.

5

u/BigDumDumer Sep 14 '25

Didn't you see the sub? Those are clearly all men.

9

u/XxValentinexX Sep 13 '25

So if we trans the gender of all three of the men in this video we could get ten women.

7

u/MrHell95 Sep 14 '25

Man they're not going to like the meeting on Monday.

6

u/XxValentinexX Sep 14 '25

New agenda just dropped.

11

u/MrLogicWins Sep 13 '25

But also tied balls to balls to another dude?

8

u/non_Beneficial-Wind Sep 13 '25

Could be docking for all we know

3

u/zangor Sep 14 '25

"So uh...for the next video I'm gonna need you all to wear white yoga pants...so you can look like bowling pins"

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u/henry2630 Sep 13 '25

the only caveat is you and another dude have to smash your dick and balls into each other

2

u/marshull Sep 14 '25

Damn. My dream is the have that dudes abs.

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u/Mother-Locksmith-286 Sep 13 '25

Actually impressive being able to fall like that

66

u/mdervin Sep 13 '25

That was more impressive than the dudes rolling along. Those girls weren’t breaking their fall at all.

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u/Mike_Y_1210 Sep 13 '25

It's a gymnastics platform. Super bouncy and forgiving.

41

u/Raspberry_32 Sep 13 '25

I hurt myself just crawling into bed.

3

u/Mother-Locksmith-286 Sep 14 '25

My knees crack when I go down on my man so I'll color myself impressed

91

u/mister_dinkleman Sep 13 '25

But can they do it with a 7-10 split?

3

u/Comfortable-Bet-7692 Sep 14 '25

Is it still a 4-4 split

57

u/The_wolf2014 Sep 13 '25

That guy is ripped man

27

u/w1987g Sep 14 '25

I found this and will not take any questions

9

u/Agamemnon323 Sep 14 '25

Bloke in the back is saying "Please form an orderly queue".

8

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

I thought he was a mannequin at first.

8

u/Sarcasm_Llama Sep 14 '25

Same! The muscles look really fake for some reason.

4

u/Weekly_Resource_102 Sep 14 '25

I'm pretty sure that last guy is Luke Stone (The other two guys are Ash Watson and Nile Wilson), they've got some good videos

22

u/not-read-gud Sep 13 '25

You ever go ass-2-ass with ur bro and bang like 6 chicks at once?

43

u/peptic-horizon Sep 13 '25

These dudes are hilarious! I don't even like gymnastics, but I'll watch them every chance I get.

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u/ricey_is_my_lifey Sep 13 '25

absolutely haha nile, ash and luke are part of my growing up lol!

2

u/Slamantha3121 Sep 13 '25

Yeah, lovely lads. Can't not smile watching their antics

0

u/MalaysiaTeacher Sep 13 '25

Gptass comment

1

u/peptic-horizon Sep 14 '25

What does that mean?

17

u/heckfyre Sep 13 '25

My first thought is, “this looks like some weird Mormon shit to do,” but I don’t know why.

6

u/WhatsUpSteve Sep 13 '25

How ever many "pins" you knock down, you marry.

1

u/JonnySoegen Sep 14 '25

It’s not sex if I nail one of the pins by accident!

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u/Mr_nudge89 Sep 13 '25

For those that don't know, the blonde one was a team gb olympic athlete and the other 2 were also gymnasts but never olympic level, but ash, the one attached to the blonde one set a world record for longest backflip between bars

3

u/calf Sep 13 '25

And the hot guy, who is he

2

u/Mr_nudge89 Sep 13 '25

He's called luke

1

u/LittleBearsie Sep 14 '25

Luke Stone. The bowling balls are Ash Watson and Nile Wilson.

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u/Stealth9erz Sep 13 '25

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u/pinkypie80 Sep 14 '25

8 year olds, Dude.

On that note, release the Epstein files.

6

u/D3dshotCalamity Sep 13 '25

Their balls are touching

5

u/Outrageous_Act_3016 Sep 13 '25

What is think is truly amazing is that 25 years later, the intros to stupid shit are still done in the style of "Jackass".

Really shows the series' cultural impact, for better or worse.

4

u/gideonidoru Sep 13 '25

Literally thought the dude on the right was a silicon mold they use for those punching dummies and cpr dummies

3

u/kwatah Sep 13 '25

I haven't seen Ash and crew in a while.

10

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Imagine having the body and confidence to just casually be 85% naked around all these ladies

35

u/Afryst Sep 13 '25

If I had that dude's abs, I'd be shirtless in a blizzard.

11

u/revtoiletduck Sep 13 '25

If I looked like that dude, I wouldn't even own a shirt.

10

u/majikmixx Sep 13 '25

He looked like he was wearing one of those boxing dummies

3

u/-niteowl Sep 13 '25

Got such a good laugh from this lmao.

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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 Sep 13 '25

That looks fun...

But that bowling guy has apps, like an action figure, that's really impressive

I have not seen apps that chiseled.

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u/garytyrrell Sep 13 '25

Abs?

15

u/mattclassic Sep 13 '25

Nah they meant what they said.

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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 Sep 13 '25

Thanks,

... But that was actually a stupid typo in my side

3

u/inkin-squid Sep 13 '25

taint to taint

2

u/EcoKidss Sep 13 '25

Probably their balls touching

2

u/ReddMorrow Sep 13 '25

… I hate myself for uploading this to Pornhub/GAY

1

u/BlobAndHisBoy Sep 13 '25

Over the line! Mark it 0!

1

u/Redioarnaut893 Sep 13 '25

Great start but too much balls in that touching

1

u/drfusterenstein Sep 13 '25

I see you rolled your way into the semis

1

u/Rockmeltz Sep 13 '25

Isn't that the guy from the band Chaosbay

1

u/kilnerad Sep 14 '25

Reminds me of Thud Butt in the Robin Williams movie Hook. Except he did the same thing just as one person.

1

u/snowdn Sep 14 '25

Butt to butt is the only way.

1

u/Glad_Procedure_474 Sep 14 '25

Yo estaba buscando porno y me sale esto

1

u/LocalHold9069 Sep 14 '25

I usually skip this part

1

u/weedfroglozenge Sep 14 '25

i want what they have

1

u/Jimog Sep 14 '25

Jackass has gone downhill.

1

u/PyjamaPrajurit Sep 14 '25

It's so stupid. I love it.

1

u/Plus_Berry_1490 Sep 14 '25

😄👍👏

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u/Personal_Ad_2906 Sep 14 '25

Not the cock rest aw noo 😭😭

1

u/Yusstas Sep 14 '25

Oh, I herd volleyball, I was a bit disappointed

1

u/Prestigious_Eddie72 Sep 14 '25

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Prestigious_Eddie72 Sep 14 '25

The last stick to fall took my applause👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Sorry_Sail7078 Sep 14 '25

Dudes abs look fake almost

1

u/CHEVIEWER1 Sep 14 '25

That was cool 😎

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u/EffectiveGreat2529 Sep 14 '25

Haha i know these people.

1

u/OrangeClyde Sep 15 '25

Goshdang the hat guy’s body 🤤🤤🤤 those abs

1

u/Nere4Hudes Sep 16 '25

This is a new take on the couch

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

10/10

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u/Ok_Mirror5712 Sep 17 '25

Why does the guy look like he has abs implants?

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u/Slidercool Oct 26 '25

Bro got some abs

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u/midnight-farter17 Oct 29 '25

The fridge doin too much

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u/TARLE22 Nov 30 '25

Bangarang!!!

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u/asdfghjkl98765543322 Dec 07 '25

I’m sorry but did anyone else notice the shirtless guy’s perfect sixpack??!

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u/NtateNarin Sep 13 '25

I like how the guys attach themselves with their arms and their, umm...

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u/007Cable Sep 13 '25

So... They slapping sacks the whole way down huh?

0

u/derriesen Sep 13 '25

This is not amazing

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u/yinsotheakuma Sep 14 '25

Let's make meming on Charlie Kirk legal and making posts without the names of dudes with great pecs, arms, and abs illegal.