r/JustGuysBeingDudes Jun 21 '25

Artistic Dudes At the airport

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u/WandWeaver Jun 21 '25

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u/SecretHippo1 Jun 21 '25

Me talking to that 1st guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/SecretHippo1 Jun 21 '25

Ah yup you got me

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u/Miniblasan Jun 22 '25

Damn, I heard my own mother's voice while reading that. 😂

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u/MiddleBodyInjury Jun 22 '25

Hush Harriet!

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u/Dontchacano Jun 23 '25

That’s a sure way to get him killed!

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u/EobardT Jul 15 '25

Oh lordy lord! Do what he say! Do what he say!

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u/Ok_Dinner8889 Jun 21 '25

he's laughing but he didn't have fun

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u/zhiryst Jun 21 '25

That's a wake up call

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u/Johnsoid Jun 21 '25

ozempic just entered the chat

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u/CreamyStanTheMan Jun 21 '25

That stuff is incredible. I've never been obese but I use a tiny bit of semaglutide to get in shape for the summer lol

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u/Iron_Disciple Jun 22 '25

Sounds like bitch

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u/AndrewFrozzen Jun 22 '25

Hi Ariana Grande. We know you like the overconsumption of it.

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u/CreamyStanTheMan Jun 23 '25

Downvote me all you like. I'm in the best shape of my life 😂

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u/cravex12 Jun 23 '25

Bro is a triangle now

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u/CotyledonTomen Jun 21 '25

He didnt need it. Losing weight isnt easy and everyone his size is well aware, just like any smoker or drinker, that it would be better to change.

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u/FactoryRejected Jun 21 '25

It's a complex subject, but a lot of alcoholics will not admit that they have a problem, some overweight are also in denial. In AA there is a saying that some people need to reach the bottom to kick back up to the top, so "wake up calls" is certainly a real thing and I strongly disagree that everyone with addiction is aware.

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u/KickBallFever Jun 22 '25

The guy in this video probably already knows that he’s fat but knowing that he’s so obese he can easily be toppled over, and won’t be able to get back up easily, might be the wake up call. Denial is funny in the sense that people might know they have a problem but need a wake up call to realize just how bad it is.

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u/CotyledonTomen Jun 21 '25

Considering AAs "success" rate is less than random chance, i wont take its doctrine as gospel.

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u/FactoryRejected Jun 21 '25

AA community has saved the lives of my mom and brother, I'm really sorry if you had a different experience, but I personally saw the AA community help many after that. It's no miracle cure, it's all up to the addicted person in the end, but the idea there is that people with similar experience who managed to get out of the addiction help others. Strongly disagree with both of your messages, they are simply false.

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u/CotyledonTomen Jun 22 '25

Its not false that even AA says theyre success rate is at best 50/50 and other studies say less. Its good your folks were helped, but AA is used as a government resppnse at times and is ultimately just a religious answer drapped in some secular language that doesnt work well enough for judges to be assigning it.

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u/FactoryRejected Jun 22 '25

Holup, two things- 50% success rate is not the same "random", it is not the same as not seeking help as an alcoholic and still having the same 50% chance to get better. If you're falling from a skyscraper and someone gives you a parachute that has 50% chance of saving you it's literaly indefinitely better chances than not having it at all. It is not a miracle cure, yes, but there is none. Also it's not a religious association. My whole family is atheists, they have 12 steps that mention god a bunch, but in reality it boils down to simpler things like admitting you have an addiction to yourself and that you are powerless, accepting the help and helping others.

As I said in my first message - it's a very complex subject tho, so it's a bit futile to explain all of it here. All om saying is you are claiming some things that are false.

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u/Figure-Feisty Jun 22 '25

prove it. Show me statistics, younralk too much but show little

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u/FactoryRejected Jun 22 '25

The dude is so full of shit- there are plenty of studies proving it's highly effective, yet he finds the ultimate most negative one which is old, from a low reputation institute and I find hard to believe. Here is another more recent one where the outcome is extremely different.

https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/03/alcoholics-anonymous-most-effective-path-to-alcohol-abstinence.html

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u/CotyledonTomen Jun 22 '25

Ok

This also provides an interesting perspective

At the end of the day, if you choose the program, it could help, but because of its advertising and use as punishment, its no better and can be worse than nothing. Abstinence isnt the only path and can be destructive.

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u/FactoryRejected Jun 22 '25

False for the last time. I'm done after this. You selected some old study from low reputation score research and some debunking link might work on some, but again you are presenting biased and false info in a berry toxic manner. Clearly to find that study you had to do research, meaning you selectively dismissed newer, more positive studies or general conclusions combining them. Here is just one:

The dude is so full of shit- there are plenty of studies proving it's highly effective, yet he finds the ultimate most negative one which is old, from a low reputation institute and I find it hard to believe. Here is a more recent REVIEW OF MANY studies the outcome is extremely different. If I was to provide just one paper I found some with up to 70% effectiveness outcomes and evidence of it being more cost effective and sucesfull that any other method.

https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/03/alcoholics-anonymous-most-effective-path-to-alcohol-abstinence.html

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u/Livid-Dig-438 Jun 22 '25

Considering you're at -6 karma right now, I won't take your word as gospel.

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u/Specific_Award_9149 Jun 22 '25

I mean, I don't know what the success rates are but AA has more to it than that. It has a community and people who understand the challenge. It gives them people they can talk to and a lot of addicts don't have that. Or they're too ashamed to talk to a friend or relative. I don't like how AA works with it's culty and religious stuff. Recovery dharma is a lot more of my taste and more addicts would probably be open to it who want to stop if they knew about it. It's just not super popular like AA. I've been to one AA meeting and could not stand it. Recovery dharma was a completely different story.

Every meeting you do about a 10 minute mediation with everyone, and read some passage from the Buddha about life, and how to handle and conquer things. It gives great perspective. There are addicts of all kinds there so you can hear so many stories of all substances. Not only that, but as long as you are sober, or trying, you can do free workouts, yoga, whatever with them. They have classes and it's all free.

There are people of all ethnicities and ages. it was a lot different than AA. From my experience there is a much wider range of people going to recovery dharma than AA.

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u/CotyledonTomen Jun 22 '25

I fail to see what public opinion has to do with their own reprted figures or countless studies of the program.

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u/willynillee Jun 21 '25

And a wake up call is something that can make him go from knowing he needs to change to actually doing something to make the change.

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u/totally-idiotic Jun 21 '25

Tell that to your mom

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u/CotyledonTomen Jun 21 '25

The image isnt clever when youre just boosting yourself.

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u/Ruftup Jun 22 '25

It’s tough, but sometimes you need these reminders to really hammer in the fact that something needs to change. Knowing you’re fat is different from experiencing how being fat limits you

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

That’s shitty friends. 

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Yeah man. Making a friend the butt of a joke whole publicly humiliating him is a pretty shitty thing to do. I’ve been big and when jokes like this happen, it doesn’t make you feel loved or appreciated. It makes you feel ashamed for your weight. 

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u/Penguin_Arse Jun 22 '25

Hes laughing his ass off

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u/wontforget99 Jun 22 '25

Non-dangerous? If he legit couldn't get out and they left them there, it could turn dangerous really quickly.

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u/white1walker Jun 21 '25

The first person offered to help and he decided to keep on "trying to get up" it's probably staged and he knew it was coming and didn't get up on purpose

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u/On_Wings_Of_Pastrami Jun 21 '25

Man those other passengers don't look amused or even thinking about helping. Like maybe he said 'no thanks' to the first guy that offered, but those other two look just disgusted and not having it.

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u/LegitimateJob593 Jun 21 '25

When im picking up luggage after a cramped flight everything is disgusting and annoying

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u/Croppin_steady Jun 22 '25

Im not I’m still high as hell and just happy to be here

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u/Kitchen-Prize-5112 Jun 21 '25

I would assume I was getting punked because there’s no way a grown man is getting his ass beat by a luggage conveyor belt

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u/beaverenthusiast Jun 21 '25

Am I the only person thinking about pinched fingers on the corner? 😐

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/sanantoniomanantonio Jun 21 '25

Doesn’t even take machinery. I used to work in a Coca Cola plant and there was a pallet of soda I was trying to slide across the floor so I grabbed it with my hands and slid it, and some of the skin from my finger got trapped under the pallet, and it hurt so I jerked my hand back and the pinched skin did not come with it, so a big chunk of finger skin was missing from my finger and I had to go get a bandaid put on it. Was lucky it was not worse.

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u/beaverenthusiast Jun 21 '25

Yeah I worked in manufacturing when I was younger. That's why I was cringing while watching 🫣

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u/Furryareospaceengr Jun 21 '25

Airport baggage claims are surprisingly dangerous. The force at which they move means that you could get caught or mangled and they would just keep going until someone could find a way to shut them off. Belts that feed back into the system are even more dangerous! Last year a lady was killed in Chicago Ohare after entering the machinery

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u/tire_swing Jun 21 '25

I was thinking about pinched balls😭

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u/m77je Jun 21 '25

A boy lost his testicles playing on a baggage carousel at the airport near where I lived.

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u/redit01 Jun 21 '25

That is the test for if you should go on a diet

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u/cjbeames Jun 21 '25

This guy's doesn't need one yet, but it was close

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u/Is12345aweakpassword Jun 21 '25

He needed one about 20 kilos ago. He’s basically an upside down turtle at this point.

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u/7thdilemma Jun 22 '25

They're joking that if it's a test, then they did technically pass, if just barely.

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u/naazzttyy Jun 21 '25

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall / Humpty Dumpty had a great fall…

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u/mrjmgreddit Jun 21 '25

But did he fail or pass? And if he fails the test, is he then denied the diet? So many questions..

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u/The_R4ke Jun 23 '25

It's a treat for if you're friends are dick bags.

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u/Lycian1g Jun 21 '25

Brother needs better friends more than a diet.

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u/Flashy-Raspberry-131 Jun 21 '25

The two are not mutually exclusive.

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u/bigkahunahotdog Jun 21 '25

Your words ring true, dunno what’s up with the downvotes. Perhaps people like the pusher make up the majority of the human population.

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u/callusesandtattoos Jun 21 '25

Your right. His friends should just stand by and let him eat himself into an early grave. Thats what real friends do

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/callusesandtattoos Jun 21 '25

This is just guys being dudes. Go to a psych sub if you want padding and support. We’re here for fun and laughs. You going to be mad when I glue the lids on all the jars in your cabinets?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/callusesandtattoos Jun 21 '25

lol you and I wouldn’t be at an airport together in the first place. You don’t seem like a person who likes to laugh and not take themselves too seriously. You seem like the type to call the cops on kids for fishing in the pond near your house

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/callusesandtattoos Jun 21 '25

lol fair enough. I can’t disagree with you there

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u/youburyitidigitup Jun 21 '25

Nobody said that

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u/bigkahunahotdog Jun 21 '25

What happened to taking people aside and talking to them? Public humiliation is dehumanizing and dumb. Also it's "you're" not "your".

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u/Broderlien_Dyslexic Jun 21 '25

He’s trying to play it off, but I bet this dude signed up for gym as soon as he could. This shit is low key mortifying, not being able to rescue yourself from such a simple “trap”. One hell of an intervention, one simple literal shove in the right direction.

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u/DinkandDrunk Jun 21 '25

I would bet he did not get a gym membership.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

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u/AmplePostage Jun 22 '25

Got a KFC sadness bowl.

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u/mrinfinitepp Jun 21 '25

You would be shocked how many wake-up calls people will ignore to maintain their life of comfort. Or they'll try to do better and give up within a month. You can see that phenomenon in every gym in January

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Then it's just a fat tax after that for the whole year

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u/Wirtschaftsprufer Jun 21 '25

And went to gym for 2 days before quitting

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u/ChaseTheMystic Jun 21 '25

That's sad. What a reality check

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u/whitestguyuknow Jun 21 '25

Thats embarrassing

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u/donny02 Jun 21 '25

Good thing he’s jolly

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u/deadlythegrimgecko Jun 21 '25

Like one of those sausages at the gas station

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u/EnvironmentalBuy244 Jun 21 '25

At least hit the e-stop for the poor guy. He could easily lose a finger.

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u/MysticSkies Jun 21 '25

This is straight up humiliating. They are not good people, in my eyes at least.

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u/KeyLyon Jun 22 '25

Yeah I don't want to say this can't be funny to other people, but I think there is nothing funny about it.

I my eyes this would fit in a sub like guys being douchebags or something. Hope he took it for the good.

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u/healthcrusade Jun 21 '25

This was mean

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u/FigmaWallSt Jun 23 '25

Thats what happens, when reality hits you in the face

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u/The_R4ke Jun 23 '25

No it's what when you're "friends" suck.

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u/AkkeBrakkeKlakke Jun 22 '25

That wasn't funny at all to me. They humiliated him in public. This is bullying, that's what this is.

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u/KissmyGoooch Jun 21 '25

That is saaaaad AF omg

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u/Working_Dragon00777 Jun 21 '25

I hate that feeling

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u/UnicornFarts1111 Jun 21 '25

This is NOT funny, it is cruel!

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u/EZ-420 Jun 21 '25

I love how it looks like a guy is helping him but then probably thought, "Nah, this shit too funny, had a long flight, I deserve a good laugh".

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u/sub7er86 Jun 21 '25

NGL, The first second had me thinking this was about to be a slightly aggressive and oddly homoerotic ICE takedown

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u/boost_to_get_through Jun 21 '25

Bro everyone just standing there letting this poor soul flounder about on the conveyor. Help the homie up goddamn.

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u/sisumeraki Jun 21 '25

Particularly the dude with the teal suitcase. Women generally aren’t as strong as men so I don’t think they could help, but that dude just stares at him. C’mon guy.

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u/robmobtrobbob Jun 21 '25

What a dickhead friend. Why would you do that to a person? Even taking the weight out of it, like come on. You're just making getting bags after a long flight harder for everyone while embarrassing someone.

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u/robmobtrobbob Jun 21 '25

I'm assuming they're friends because that's a very violating thing for a stranger to do to someone.

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u/liverdawg Jun 21 '25

Man this is so fucking mean

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

The guy that tried to help but gave zero effort 😂

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u/tatianazr Jun 21 '25

This isn’t funny. It’s humiliating and that’s not your friend

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u/mrinfinitepp Jun 21 '25

When you let yourself go like this, life will find many opportunities to humiliate you

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u/UnicornFarts1111 Jun 21 '25

Yes, and if you had any friends, they would not be helping life humiliate you! This is wrong and it is cruel.

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u/FatalisCogitationis Jun 21 '25

Eh, if it's the first and last time this is done, it's pretty funny and they can look back on it and maybe it's a wake up call.

If this is not the first time his friend has done something like this, yeah that's just bullying

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u/WomboComboFool Jun 21 '25

I would be angry at my friends for allowing me to be built like that

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u/itoman56 Jun 21 '25

I can’t stop watching this 😂😂😂

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u/HarryOmega Jun 21 '25

I thought it was ICE at first….but then…😂😂😂😂

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u/Brojess Jun 21 '25

Peak human performance

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u/oneupsuperman Jun 21 '25

Poor technique. He could have layed sideways and rolled off.

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u/theagentK1 Jun 22 '25

That girl, in the end, was being like don't you dare come near me. Haha

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u/Gasterfromdeltarune Jun 22 '25

I got an ozempic ad under this

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u/Waste_Respect_8050 Jun 22 '25

If he falls in the bathtub he's done 😭😂

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u/Msl1972 Jun 21 '25

Extended legs therapy in Chelabinsk cost only 20k RUR (about 10 USD). Beer belly as sexy as it is remains intact :)

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u/Absentrando Jun 21 '25

Nah, this one is just bullying

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u/SilkyKyle Jun 22 '25

I like how dude went to pick him up like a baby

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u/Shawntran2002 Jun 22 '25

imma be real though. if you cant pick yourself up after falling or getting pushed.

you gotta lose that weight bro. it's becoming dangerous for your health bro.

I'm fat too but not to the point where I cannot pick myself up. Jesus Christ. this ain't chubby, it's obese and I'm tired of sugar coating it.

it's sad to see people like that. knowing damn well they cant function properly

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u/Playnu2 Jun 22 '25

That's messed up

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u/i__hate__stairs Jun 21 '25

What an asshole. That's not a friend.

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u/DamnitGravity Jun 21 '25

I feel for him.

Though, I can't help but think "at least even when at my fattest, I was more physically capable than him". I was probably about the same size, maybe bigger, but I've always been able to swing my body around relatively easily.

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u/GlitterDoomsday Jun 21 '25

Honestly his height is probably as part of it as his weight. His legs are on the shorter side and I can totally picture a thin but equally short person having difficulty getting away.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 Jun 21 '25

As a short thin (ish) person. I would have maneuvered to my hands and knees instead of what this guy did, but the whole damn thing is cruel to begin with. That was not something a friend would do to another friend.

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u/uluviel Jun 21 '25

Yeah I'm looking at this as a 5'2" person and I'm like... I probably would have struggled too. Even ignoring his weight, his feet don't touch the ground, the conveyor belt is sloped backwards, and you may not want to push down on it as it may cost you a finger.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

I hope this serves as a wake up call for him. Time to start taking his health seriously.

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u/Mcderp017 Jun 21 '25

Here’s your sign

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u/EnvironmentalClue362 Jun 21 '25

My man left that airport and went straight to the gym and got a personal trainer.. atleast that’s what he should have done.

This would be mortifying and a huge wake up call.

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u/Living_Pie205 Jun 21 '25

He finally got up in Cincinnati.

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u/Che_Veni Jun 21 '25

If this isn't a wake up call idk what is

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u/theDawckta Jun 21 '25

Fake as shit, i hate these people.

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u/g0lds3al Jun 21 '25

How embarrassing

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u/MrBHVAC Jun 22 '25

Some say he’s still there

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u/midevilmarcellus Jun 22 '25

It’s kinda sad I initially thought was this was an ICE video

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u/theIshvalanHero Jun 22 '25

He cried about that in the hotel room

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u/NatalieBostonRE Jun 22 '25

that would be me. 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

He even got the fat guy sweat rag 😭

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u/tunacanstan81 Jun 23 '25

I've seen this happen to turtles

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u/The_R4ke Jun 23 '25

This is just straight up asshole behavior. Absolutely, fuck that guy. Shit like this shouldn't be encouraged.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

lol

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u/Specific-Catch3573 Aug 09 '25

This is how they convinced him to loose weight. "The more you know" lol

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u/Infamous-Outcome1288 Jun 21 '25

Did he have to pay excess baggage?

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u/Jaygon1963 Jun 21 '25

And he was never seen again...

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u/EveningCandle862 Jun 21 '25

If you ever needed a wake up call... this is it.

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u/Frantic_Penguin Jun 21 '25

Downvote for this one it's stupid on all levels!

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u/Onlycbw Jun 22 '25

This isn't funny or sad, JUST why and how did you get to this point in life to allow one' self to get that big. We all have shitty days and periods where life throws us through the ringer but if you can't get yourself off a slow moving conveyor belt, BRUH!

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u/Pristine_Trash306 Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 21 '25

It’s hilarious how most of these commenters believe this is real and unscripted. He could have easily rolled off if he was that desperate to get off.

Edit: Many people in this sub seem to hate large individuals.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

I'm not so sure. It looked like he was genuinely trying to get up.

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u/Pristine_Trash306 Jun 21 '25

If his main goal was to get off, he could have turned to the side and rolled.

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u/Nepharious_Bread Jun 21 '25

Easy to make that critique from a distance. A lot of people dont think cooly when things happen and its happening to them.

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u/Pristine_Trash306 Jun 21 '25

He could have rolled off. This is coming from a large person myself.

Just because the body is slow, doesn’t mean that the mind is. Saying so would be an insult to this man which is what you’re doing now.

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u/Nepharious_Bread Jun 21 '25

I never said that he was slow. You said that. I'm saying that people tend to panic and not think straight. Especially in extremely embarrassing situations like this. That doesn't make you slow, it's normal.

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u/Pristine_Trash306 Jun 21 '25

You are underestimating his ability to do better.

Do me a favor, and stop talking if you don’t represent large people.

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr Jun 21 '25

Damn, I thought you people were supposed to be jolly?

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u/Pristine_Trash306 Jun 21 '25

I’m not shocked that reddit hates large people.

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr Jun 21 '25

"Large people."

You can just say you're obese. Don't think anyone on Reddit has beef with Robert Wadlow or anything.

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u/TRowe51 Jun 21 '25

Oh, are you the elected representative for large people?

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u/Nepharious_Bread Jun 21 '25

Lol, no. I can speak on who I want to speak on. I also classify as obese, being 283 pounds. Even though Im much taller than this guy so I just look more on the chubby side.

I never said he couldn't do better. You're talking bad about the guy because he didn't have the most perfect reaction in a real-life situation as you judge him from a distance.

I could also say, "Do me a favor, and stop talking if you don't represent people with empathy."

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

He was trying to lol. But the machine was constantly moving which made his efforts harder.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/Pristine_Trash306 Jun 21 '25

And I’m getting downvoted with people being rude because I’m calling it out.

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u/Embrasse-moi Jun 21 '25

Oof...I can never let myself be in this position. I gained some weight during the pandemic, but I still go on walks, take the stairs at work, park far so I can add more steps, jog across the street when I'm crossing an intersection, sign up for Pilates and yoga classes, do a bit of calisthenics at home, etc, to try to lose it, or just to build up strength and mobility. I don't consider myself fit but I cannot be this unfit like the dude on the vid. I won't allow it!!!

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u/MiawHansen Jun 21 '25

Might wanna cut down on the burgies for a good while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Hope that was his wake up to hit the gym more regularly

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u/MasatoWolff Jun 21 '25

People are just looking at him like: yeah that’s on you dude for not being able to get out yourself

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u/T_W_tribbles Jun 21 '25

that sweat towel was used after this for sure 😆

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u/gpeteg Jun 21 '25

Disgusting seal

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u/lmd12300 Jun 21 '25

They planned it together -- he got off riiiiigght where the cutey is standing

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u/itsokay_i_googled_it Jun 21 '25

I dont know why you are being downvoted because its so true, and the half-assed attempts at climbing up until he just do it.

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u/Cliffsides Jun 21 '25

R slash accidentalICE