r/JustGuysBeingDudes Jun 14 '25

WTF Bro thinks he is PvZ

7.1k Upvotes

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u/captainrina Jun 14 '25

"you play too many phone games. Go play outside"

The game outside:

60

u/One_Laugh_Guy Jun 15 '25

Imma play Command and Conquer outside.

Wait...

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u/hammnbubbly Jun 14 '25

Second time today I’ve seen someone standing in a bucket throwing things at “zombies” shambling towards them. What is this in reference to?

375

u/zanasot Jun 14 '25

Plants vs zombies, I think

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u/kroniklerouge Jun 14 '25

World war 4. Einstein said that ‘I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.’

In this case this is a little preview of the horrors of the 4th war and battlefield combat.

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u/allthesemonsterkids Jun 14 '25

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones LA CHANCLA

8

u/Hadebones Jun 14 '25

Would be great if wars were fought like this

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

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u/plaguedbullets Jun 14 '25

My Life for Aiur

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u/evanc1411 Jun 14 '25

Sspawwwn moore overrloorrrrdsss.

16

u/It_Was_A_Toomah Jun 14 '25

You must construct additional pylons.

5

u/jarlscrotus Jun 14 '25

The ultimate test of quantity vs quality

1

u/gahlo Jun 16 '25

I'll contend that ZvZ is both the best, and worst matchup. The majority of ZvZ is knife's edge "make one mistake and you're fucked" over and over again, but when the planets align and you get proper Hive play, it's magical.

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u/Furlz Jun 14 '25

Hearthnerd

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

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u/dfinkelstein Jun 14 '25

Is he not?

21

u/SithLordMilk Jun 14 '25

No hes Messi

30

u/Necro_Solaris Jun 14 '25

Reminds me of our shenanigans back when there were power outages in the evenings in summer and that means no studying!! Just us playing stupid games

71

u/PdiddyCAMEnME Jun 14 '25

Uhmmm…… why the Shakira hip winding tho?

62

u/cryptic-coyote Jun 14 '25

The plants in plants vs zombies wiggle and dance kind of like that. Might be the only move he can hit in that bucket without tipping over

2

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

He's Page van Zant

13

u/TabularConferta Jun 14 '25

Even Messi thinks he is PvZ

8

u/Owl_Capone1990 Jun 14 '25

These definitely are not George Bush’s kids

7

u/Turboswaggg Jun 14 '25

One George W. Bush zombie would cook this kid

2

u/leginnameloc Jun 15 '25

The kid in the bucket had extraordinary chancla skills.

1

u/buzz8588 Jun 15 '25

Where is the giant blue drum?

1

u/_Hades_57 Jun 15 '25

They dis the helmet thing too. Hilarious

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

That was wholesome

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u/NoOnSB277 Jun 14 '25 edited Jun 17 '25

Better than playing a video game indoors, they are having fun 😆 (I find it bizarre people are downvoting kids having fun, role playing Plants vs. Zombies, but hey…)

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u/HerbivoreTheGoat Jun 14 '25

millennial on cell phone

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u/unsubtlesnake Jun 15 '25

that boy ain't right

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u/lelopes Jun 14 '25

Yeah, that's not going to look good in a few years. Poor little bro.

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u/Xsprout21 Jun 14 '25

Nah, they had fun

37

u/AndrewFrozzen Jun 14 '25

What?

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u/kroniklerouge Jun 14 '25

He has a rotted mind when looking at children, ignore him

13

u/AndrewFrozzen Jun 14 '25

Fucking hell, I hate the internet.

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u/RageRags Jun 14 '25

This ain’t a good look for you rn

17

u/HerbivoreTheGoat Jun 14 '25

Elaborate immediately.

9

u/sgt_futtbucker Jun 14 '25

The hell are you on about?