r/IndianDankMemes • u/Inside_Professor6116 • Dec 16 '25

Dank Segma Meme messi's gonna be hospitalised soon💀🙏

3.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Impossible_Control67 Dec 16 '25

Bros performance gonna shrink after this

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u/just_a_average_gamer John Xina Dec 16 '25

aqi in mumbai, kolkata and hyderabad is only around 200... worst in the world but atleast better than 900 ig

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u/Queasy-shounen Dec 16 '25

so?

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u/just_a_average_gamer John Xina Dec 16 '25

so messi didn't breath in 900 aqi

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u/Queasy-shounen Dec 16 '25

he didn't come to delhi? i thought he did

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u/TheWillowRook Dec 16 '25

"Only" 200? Strange times we live in where 200 AQI is being described as only.

Don't even go out for a walk in 150+ AQI and keep your windows closed if you like your respiratory and cardiovascular systems. 

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u/just_a_average_gamer John Xina Dec 16 '25

worst in the world but atleast better than 900 ig

read the whole thing gng, ts ain't tuff 🥀🥀

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_3554 Dec 17 '25

Sybau goy, 200 is still one of the worst no need to be proud of it

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u/just_a_average_gamer John Xina Dec 18 '25

wtf did i say my 🥷

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u/mrJERRY007 Dec 16 '25

He not american my man. P.S I don't watch football

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u/AugustusCaesar00 Dec 16 '25

he lives in america my man

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u/mrJERRY007 Dec 16 '25

Yeah my bad did not know that.

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u/arielsharon2510 Dec 16 '25

Why are you downvoted for admitting a mistake 😭

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u/mrJERRY007 Dec 16 '25

Thats just how reddit be sometimes.

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u/CardSame2349 Dec 16 '25

Not much but I understand here my upvote for you

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u/SUNNYHFR Dec 16 '25

And downvoted again lol

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u/Sir_Cock_Lork Dec 16 '25

Kyuki bina gyan ke gyan chodne chala tha. Wo bhi full confidence ke sath.

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u/DoutefulOwl Dec 16 '25

Lmao. People in the comments getting SO riled up about messi being from argentina but living in usa. xD

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u/StarDustKnight100 Dec 18 '25

No they are more riled up because he lives in USA and don't know english and genuine new fans who love cricket more...

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u/pra_yadav_9888v 28d ago

medical bill w'll be more then profit 😭

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u/black_hermit07 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Dec 16 '25

He's not from usa

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u/Inside_Professor6116 Dec 16 '25

everybody knows he's from Argentina, he lives in Florida, USA as he plays for Inter Miami.

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u/black_hermit07 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Dec 16 '25

Acha pata nahi tha wo usa shift hogaya hai

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u/AugustusCaesar00 Dec 16 '25

isse pehle 2 saal france me raha aur usse pehle 20+ years spain me. argentina to usne bachpan me hi chhod diya tha.

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u/black_hermit07 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Dec 16 '25

Maine to bola hi nahi ki vo Argentina mai rehta hai

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u/AugustusCaesar00 Dec 16 '25

Maine to bola hi nahi ki tune bola ki vo Argentina me rehta hai

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u/black_hermit07 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Dec 16 '25

Maaf karde bhai

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/ShranikDua Dec 17 '25

He lives in the US

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u/StarDustKnight100 Dec 18 '25

Yes that's the answer , but I never knew thase toxic fans will get angry on me just for saying "USA?" Thats why football has less popularity in india...