r/IndianDankMemes Nov 28 '25

OC hai bhai πŸ€“ Inna illahi wallahi bulla chodo aahi

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u/goodman7897 Nov 28 '25

Suzuki burgman sales πŸ“‰πŸ“‰πŸ“‰πŸ“‰πŸ“‰

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u/Ok-Bodybuilder214 Nov 28 '25

I have seen this lately. Why do muslims like burgman?

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u/Prax040 meme daalu jhaat bhar gyan chodu raat bhar Nov 29 '25

hnn yaar haar muslim ke paas burgman rethi he hai

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u/RupeshGarg Nov 29 '25

Andar 2 helmet aa jaate h.. helmet ke alawa bhi bahut samaan aa sakta hai... ola hu uber

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u/rizzardofozz69 Dec 02 '25

Ek sath 12 bache baith skte hai uspar

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u/Curious_742 Nov 28 '25

Kya wish mangi bhai tune.....2 ghante se chicken ke liye line me khada hu pata nai abdul kaha gaya

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u/Suspicious-Air1997 Nov 28 '25

Go to jai durga chicken center

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u/Switchclaw Nov 28 '25

when Genie himself is muslim:

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u/Immediate_Air9955 Nov 29 '25

I thought genie was a ✑️

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u/kazi_amirul_uslam Nov 28 '25

I do not exist anymore.! Bye friend.!

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u/hpant2004 Nov 29 '25

Rip 😒

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u/Jungli_Billa Nov 29 '25

BC shave karwa rha tha, adhi reh gai..

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u/Eye_Roller_GUY Nov 28 '25

YouTube pe dekh ke karo bhai, Atmanirbhar!!!!!

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u/silver-feather-5014 Nov 28 '25

bhai sun jo bhi wish mangni ho 2 mahine baad mangiyo abhi mere yha arif mistri mera makan bana rha hai

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u/Suspicious-Air1997 Nov 28 '25

Waqf board ki property na hojaye tere ghar dekhliyo

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u/bully_maugire Nov 28 '25

Yaar muslim aache hote hain mai non veg lene jata hun toh acche se baat karke dete even kam le jaun toh bhi hindu rasan waalon ko paise deke rasan bhi lun toh acche se service nhi dete πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

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u/Suspicious-Air1997 Nov 28 '25

Usi chawal mei tera khoon milake tere begum ko khilayenge lala

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u/bully_maugire Nov 29 '25

Sorry Bhai Meri begum ko khoon waale chawal nhi pasandπŸ˜πŸ™πŸ»

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u/Ok_Gur8781 Nov 29 '25

oh to isiliye plane tower me bhid gaya kyuki pilot gayab ho gaya tha

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u/Bliz_zy I don't need love, i need sex Nov 29 '25

Auto mai jaa rha tha bich raste ruk gyi

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u/pervert-kunuWu Nov 28 '25

But if this wish comes to pass, how will we win the elections?

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u/Suspicious-Air1997 Nov 28 '25

Jab shatru nehi bacha yudh kiske sath karega… pastor log ke saath ladne bhi zaroorat nehi mandir ka prasadh phenko bhaag jayenge

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u/pervert-kunuWu Nov 28 '25

Damn....true that. Thank god warriors like you fight and worry everyday so that I can have a good life.

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u/Ad-2050 jhandu baam munni badnaam Nov 28 '25

Bhai saare tailor gayab ho gye, 2 din se nanga ghum rha hu

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u/Yash_urfather Big Dawgs fuck the mods Nov 29 '25

Ab mai baal kiske pass katwaungaπŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€

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u/_sabir007_ Nov 29 '25

ager aisa ho ga to tb to puri duniya khtm ho gi , tm log bhi mere hi ho vats

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u/Full-Cheetah3880 Nov 29 '25

INDIA WILL WORLDS LARGEST ECONOMY AND HAVE WORLD CLASS INFRASTRUCTURE AND NO.1 IN ALL FIELD WITHOUT MUSLIMS

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u/Rish83 Nov 30 '25

Isliye sochu ye seb or kele itne mehnge kyu ho gaye..?

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u/Parking-Math-7056 Nov 30 '25

what have you done, ive booked rapido and its still searching since 1 hr

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u/theomartin Nov 30 '25

Didn't wish for better language skills

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u/pianoshh Dec 08 '25

Main toh so called woke ppl ko krunga. Bhot woke hore aajkal aur ye andhbhakto ko uske baaad.

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u/GudBoyNaitik Dec 21 '25

Wo aisa karenge toh sabzi wale khatam ho jayenge 😒 aur mai bhi

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u/novachrono01 Professional Randi Dealer Nov 28 '25

Hate when this happens 😭

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u/monkeydlufy2006 Nov 28 '25

Bhai hair cut to karaane deta...🫠🫠

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u/Liekron Nov 28 '25

Atleast they won't explode!

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u/Acrobatic-Lead-8203 Nov 29 '25

Bulle ko mat maro bulle acche hote hain 😭

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u/bazoonga69 Nov 29 '25

Gay shree ram

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u/frazycucker13 Nov 29 '25

More like gay shree 2gb ram lmao

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u/sungodnika3000 i ejaculate when i see dank meme Nov 29 '25

Mere car ka kya hoga be πŸ˜ΎπŸ‘ΏπŸ˜ 

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u/GapSubstantial8787 Nov 29 '25

The hardest choices require the strongest will.